Is this guy a master of satire?
i dunno but he's definitely a master of making hit records
classic records
records that give you goosebumps
he built we the best music from ground up
>his name is Khaled Khaled
When im feeling down i watch his snapchats and am happy
You SMART
You LOYAL
You GRATEFUL
I APPRECIATE that
For real though I'd definitely act like that if I was rich, fat and based
>tfw you will never have the CEO of iTunes on the phone because your latest single is crashing their servers and he tells you he gave his staff the ok to add the world's most powerful servers and u know it's definitely more plaks for u
>>60768973
If he is, he's truly the master
A disturbing number of people unironically like dj khaled
literally dying to be honest family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5HMcE06__U
>>60768954
He's definitely the master of Blessing Up
>>60770030
I will REMEMBER DAT
Guys add him on Snapchat u won't regret
ANOTHA' ONE
>>60770700
Whats his Snapchat Name?
>>60770030
PUT THE HINGES
IN THE FUCKBOY'S HANDS
>>60771740
djkhaled305
he looks like mOE
>>60770700
holy fuck
I literally just added him two days ago
my life has increased by 30 points since then
Don't play yourself
>>60771916
Thank you!
>>60768954
tfw dj khaled will never appreciate you
Added him. What type of stuff does he post? and has he ever replied to people who message him or nah
>not worshipping Master Khaled
>>60770862
ANOTHA' ONE
Master of food Tbh fäm
hes definitely a master of something
>>60774106
i heard he's a master baiter
>>60774133
lol
>>60770030
theres something so surreal about this
This dude is the perfect meme machine
he's just an idiot that realised everyone was making fun of him and now is pretending it was all a joke
sound familiar?
![xTuPt9R[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RrrIq9T.jpg "xTuPt9R[1].jpg")
People who hate just don't get it. Can't they see he just wants everyone to have the same success as him?
>>60770030
he needs to be on the big think
>>60772561
under all the memes he's probably painfully lonely
>>60769273
same here tbqh
>>60769421
this actually did happen though. billions of people were downloading his music and apple couldn't handle the traffic, so they added 500 new pipes to their server line, straight from dj khaleds mansion, to empower the people, and send waves of music across the spectrum. the plaque stands firmly on tim jones desk to commemorate this achievement and he has personally handshaked himself.
>>60770030
Even with all the memes I feel this is really empowering.
>>60775117
ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
AND ANOTHER ONE
I CHANGED...
>>60775146
A LOT
>>60770030
I've never felt what this is making me feel
no this guy is the master of satire
>>60775169
yeah, he's like the da vinci of satire
>>60775169
what is this? magic bread, you put some magic on this?
>>60775209
HAHAHAHA
sounds disgusting, what is this barbeque?
>>60775046
Definitely. Just look at him celebrating with nobody but a few locals, his housekeepers, and some girl he probably paid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ao7LpSIL7A
>>60775169
he peaked years ago, not even funny anymore
>>60775169
>>60775374
Yeah, it's a shame. He's just pathetic now. In his prime though, Sam was great.
He's a legend
>>60774986
All I know is coolkash needs to be signed asap
>>60775374
went through an obsessive phase with mde stuff. Now i'm not even that excited for the AS show
>>60768992
whats his snapchat name??
>>60770022
He's the rap game Donald Trump if that's the case
>>60777699
djkhaled305
>>60768954
I CHANGED
>>60770030
i want to watch this every day to remind me....
on the path to success...there will be storms
...its about those who make it out the storms...
djkhaled is pretty based tbqh
>>60770030
Does he have ass burgers?
>>60775046
>he has a girlfriend and constantly shows her in his snapchats
>>60778006
A LOT
>>60775169
This dude was never funny
lion ordaaa
>>60770030
>get bullied in high school
>day in, day out get pushed around and treated lower than dirt
>start to think that way about myself too
>can't take no more
>decide it's time for retribution
>go to school with the guns I took out of my dad's safe
>start with the teacher who called me stupid
>spray my revenge into the chests of the bullies and bystanders
>see the tears streaming down the faces of my peers
>start to lose my will
>feel like I just can't go on
>suddenly remember these words
>"AND ANOTHER ONE... AND ANOTHER ONE... AND ANOTHER ONE..."
>>60779756
Satire isn't a comedy genre, it doesn't necessarily have to be funny.
>>60770022
>not liking DJ Khaled
What's wrong with you?
>>60772561
watering dem plants
DJ Khaled is fantastic. I idolise the man. He transcends irony. All I have to do is read his album titles and it cracks me up
>LISTENNNN... the album
>WE THE BEST
>WE GLOBAL
>WE THE BEST FOREVER
>KISS THE RING
>suffering from success
yes dj khaled, you're "suffering" from success, what the fuck does that even mean, hahahaha i love it
and his record label is called "WE THE BEST RECORDS", holy shit
>>60768954
>being in the rap game as long as he has
>being completely irrelevant for many years until liking things ironically becomes cool
oh yeah, master of satire, sure
>>60775374
the boiston paul bit is the funniest standup i've seen in years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX6SZbX_s5A&ab_channel=MillionDollarExtreme
but yea 9/10 things he mak.es are too fucked to be funny / too deep in the troll
>>60781063
>aristocrats lite with le funny accent xD
Hilarious.
Get off the internet Hila, this isn't good for your pure hearted cutesy jewish mind
>>60775169
>people think h3h3 is talented and sam hyde isnt
>>60781063
what is this standup about? boston stereotypes? i dont get it because im not from america
>>60781673
I'd rather hang out with Ethan than with Sam Hyde desu
>>60770030
ANOTHER ONE
https://twitter.com/DJKhaledSnaps/status/671726401654038528
what
>>60781955
He's trying his hand at mongolian throat singing rap
>>60781825
cause you are a shitcunt pussy
>>60780428
Success = Never-ending migraines
