Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan "retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone the holy quadrology of Kendrick Lamar/Sufjan Stevens/Jamie xx/Tame "the Instagram of rock bands" Impala's 9.3 for AOTY?
More importantly, will someone dethrone the dynamic duo of Titus Andronicus and Beach House for best 8.1 of the year?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2015 BNM Tally: 44
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, etc.)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
- Get well Sinéad O’Connor
- AOTY lists when
-This thread hypes and supports Sunn 0))), Li'l Bub, Baroness, David Bowie, and the Holy See himself, that's right, Pope Francis.
FloriDada - BNT
P4K has sucked shit ever since Chris Ott told Ryan Schreiber to go fuck himself, and quit.
>>60724639
bu tBrent DiCrescenzo was still writing for them before then
>>60724571
I've already listened to that too much today and got tired of it
I just want Painting With to get here so I can be disappointed and get on with my life
>>60724571
It'll probably happen.
>>60724729
This, except the disappointment part...
Right...?
Meaghan "retired trap queen" Garvey made this general live. People will hate to admit it but i loved talking about her bs antics.
>>60724571
Panda just needs to write another Person Pitch. ANCO sucks.
>>60724757
what happened to her?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
SOPHIE 8.0
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
Dubs decide AnCo score
9.3
>>60724552
what happened to the hyping of Pusha T?
>>60725067
8.0
>>60725082
Meaghan Garvey left so they don't care about meme-rap anymore except for Kanye
>>60725067
4.0
>>60725067
3.7
>>60725067
8.1
>>60724571
do p4k like anco again?
basically they need a BNT or they're done
>>60725067
8.6
>>60725067
burrito
>>60725067
0.0
>>60725203
> a band is done cause p4k says so
This is what you drones actually believe.
>>60725067
7.4
>>60725067
10.0
>>60725203
Yeah Animal Collective's PR team probably paid for the Pitchfork "Big Hype" promotional package, it includes BNT awarding to all singles released prior to the launch of the album, an exclusive interview with the artists and a glowing BNM review of the album within a week prior to the official release.
>>60725067
0 desu
>>60724552
What's stopping me from stealing someone's riff and then putting it in a constant loop and I just reverb the fuck out of it and feed it plugins until it sounds like popcorn in the microwave and then I just record myself screaming and layer it 3 minutes in and finish "my song" and then I photoshop a picture of wooden baby blocks next to a pyramid and slap a name on it like "nutseed library" and then I keep doing this until you faggots find my shit and start eating it up
>>60725311
CONFIRMED
>>60725311
Fuck
>>60725311
anyone have Ty Rex?
>>60725319
Talent
Erykah Badu 8.3 BNM
>>60725311
get ready boys
>>60725311
pls I can't take another pan from p4k
itll probably get 7.5-8.6 doe
The new AnCo single is groovy but weird as shit, their album title straight up sucks, and I'm probably not going to like the project as a whole.
In other news, I'm watching Jimmy Kimmel and they have the cast of The Ridiculous Six and what a sad bunch of actors.
>>60725203
craig jenkins was already shit talking the new song on twitter
>>60726026
>In other news, I'm watching Jimmy Kimmel and they have the cast of The Ridiculous Six and what a sad bunch of actors.
>I'm watching Jimmy Kimmel
at least they're not you
>>60726065
I've had ABC on since they aired Charlie Brown Christmas like four hours ago now and I'm too lazy to change the channel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>60726144
good dubs. are you still working on the EOY image?
>>60726285
i've been swamped with school nonsense. any idea when it starts? i'll be free hopefully next week
>>60726309
3rd week of december, baby. good luck with finals!
>>60726309
Probably December 14-18
>>60726044
he's allowed though, he's black
>>60726044
>>60726623
Also, a single reviewer's opinion rarely reflects the organizations take. Take conde nast into account. I guarantee they give anco <9.0 whether or not they deserve it.
SOPHIE 8.0 tonight
also painting with is getting 8.5
Daily reminder that Kendrick was robbed
>>60726713
I'm callin 8.1 on sophie bruh
>>60726929
get fucked
velvet underground 10.0 BNR tonight
>>60726961
Drink bleach faggot
>>60726713
after that shitfest of a single I'd be surprised if the album is worth much. And I'm a Centipede Hz defender.
RYAN DOMBAL DA GOD
>a BNR fourth
wow what
Erykah Badu best 8.1 of the year?
Badhu got a dreaded "your album was good but your promotions team didn't want to purchase one of our BNM review promotional packages" 8.1 No BNM
>inb4 BEACH HOUSE = AOTY
>Pitchfork
Why not ever Tiny Mix Tapes or The Singles Jukebox?
>>60727451
everyone is allowed to post a thread. it's in the magna carta
>>60727421
thank you for reminding me my friend :)
BEACH HOUSE = AOTY
>>60725311
it's over
