my roommate just walked in on me jerking off and blasting 22 by taylor swift. Is there any way I can fix this? Im literally shaking from embarrassment rage and autism.
just say "dude im really sorry you had to see that, i swear youll never see me do some shit like that again"
reminds me of my friend who got high on ambien and listened to noise from his guitar amp while he wrote down words he thought he was hearing. his roomate was in the room the whole time and my friend even asked him a couple times if he could hear the people speaking. he apologized the next day and the guy understood
>>60577059
Just tell him you're into the freaky shit from time to time. Shrug it off and don't speak of it again. If they ever bring it up in order to embarrass you, admit to it and own it.
Also, make a habit of walking into your roommate's room when they've got the door closed. Just keep doing it a few times.
Either they'll get the message, or you need a new roommate that isn't a rude bitch.
Walk in on him jerking off and blasting 22 by taylor swift
>>60577059
cum in his oatmeal
I have nothing to contribute besides this, desu.
just say "lol you caught me jerking off" make a joke of it senpai
>>60577138
nothing to apologize for if he was tripping balls
>>60577138
this is hilarious
>>60577059
I like that song, but now it's a little bit tainted.
>>60577353
I'm actually pretty positive that someone, somewhere in the world has jerked/jilled off to any Top 40 song made by an attractive male or female.
>>60577468
You mean people jack off to the music?
>>60577059
Kill yourself to save face
>>60577489
On second thought, probably not. Let's just go with music videos then.
>>60577489
ive done it. and im not op
>>60577059
Jerk off in front of him to assert dominance
commit suicide right in front of him
>>60577059
my roommate just walked in on me jerking off and blasting ITAOTS by neutral milk hotel. Is there any way I can fix this? Im literally shaking from embarrassment rage and autism.
>>60577059
>jerking off and blasting 22 by taylor swift
this is poptimism gone too far
>>60577059
>Im literally shaking from embarrassment rage and autism.
best thread on /mu/ right now
I've fapped to The Gerogerigegege
Two of my biggest fears are being walked in on avin' a tug, or someone finding out that I like Taylor.
So congrats on not killing yourself like I might have.
>>60577659
GAY DECEIVERS
>>60577663
My mom walked in on me tugging it twice when I was in high school. Honestly I'm surprised I never killed myself
