Swans are a gateway band of the worst kind. They're a bad group. a clusterfuck

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Swans are a gateway band of the worst kind. They're a bad group. a clusterfuck of shitty lyrics and repetitive song structures that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive edginess and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the music itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The 20 minute songs all trying their hardest to sound deep, the themes, edgy lyrics, pompous song writing, the whole post-rock faggotry and everything about Swans fuels their escapist fantasies, while the 2deep4u albums, emphasis on revenge, SEX, GOD, RAPE etc. and overall preachiness of the band make it fit just right with the fedora tipping drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Swans is basically THE band to attract the most hated fanbase known to /mu/. which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this band and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Swans threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.