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youre at a show and this man grabs your cockwhat do you do


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youre at a show and this man grabs your cock

what do you do
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WOW, WHAT A COMPLEMENT :^)
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host a tv party at my house if you know what i mean
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pull out my macintosh
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>>60504455
I don't actually.
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>>60504415
>tfw you used to like Henry as a role model before you found /pol/
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Tell him to get in the van
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Be surprised because I'm a girl and don't have a cock.
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>>60504728
I commend him for not holding prejudice against women or blacks despite the shit he's been through. Even if he's a stark raving liberal he still promotes "being a man" and all that.
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>>60504728
what's the connection ?
>browsing pol
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tell him to stop and rest my elbow on top of his head
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>>60504415
Well, first of all, why would I bring my pet rooster to a Henry Rollins show? If he grabbed it, I'd be all like, "Hey, Hank. Leave my rooster alone. What did he ever do to you?"
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Ask him if he's excited about Ween getting back together.
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>>60504415
Hey Henry, could you autograph my cock? I love Black Flag!
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>>60504778
Henry is very socially liberal despite having many bad experiences with minorities, and this anon took the opinions of a bunch of shitposting neo nazi cUckold fetishists instead of his role model

Actually pretty sad f.a.m
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have a sharp pain in my stomach. instinctively react quickly and hit his arm away. then id move away and pay attention to the show
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>>60504415
>at a show
I'd be high as fuck on shrooms or acid so not sure how I would act
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....nigger?
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>>60504415

tell him he's makin a mistake, then point him to the nearest goat
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>>60504415
"hey, you're the guy from wrong turn 2!"
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But Anon, I don't have a cock.
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Tell him to get my football helmet. It's gonna be a wild night and who knows where I'll end up.
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>>60504415

>"B-be gentle, sempai."
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>>60504745
you're the worst kind of girl then
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>>60504415
Commend him on his new cable show, but then hug him and say "I'm sorry" because I know it'll be cancelled within a few months
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>>60504728
I now this feel. Fuck jews!
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>>60506423
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>>60504415
Cum instantly
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grin
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>>60510524
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