isis just declared war on music. your all fucked.
that shit so hot looks like someone put my mixtape on
*ba-dum-tish
>>60495939
Drums are dead
>>60495970
Drum's Not Dead
it was good as long as it lasted but everything has to come to an end at some point i guess
What did Jeff Mangum ever do to them?
So let me get this straight. In the Caliphate of ISIL no music is allowed? Is that what the Quran says?
At least they're clever. If you actually got rid of music, it would be so much easier to break and control the majority of the population, or specifically, the people who could've stopped them in the first place.
>>60496025
I believe it's instruments that are haram.
>>60496025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYjt1-TEQk4
They have islami-hop
>>60496047
they are extremists, there are a lot of muslims who think music is satanic.
Islam is literally the worst shittiest no fun allowed religion on the planet.
Why do you think all they do is kill people?
Its pent up rage from being faggots who cant enjoy things
>>60495939
It's a potato
>>60496077
they also allow incest in their family young boys and girls get fucked by their grandparents
disgusting people
>>60496077
>mfw the greatest vocalist of the 20th century spent his whole life praising Allah
>>60495939
No they declared a war on potatoes
>>60496065
is it bad to say that i liked this?
Music is haram? Idk about that it's not really clear-cut. My family and I are super Paki and Muslim and we all listen to music.
11th century scholar's words:
"Whoever says that all music is prohibited, let him also claim that the songs of birds are prohibited." – Imam al-Ghazzali.
>>60496178
nah ahmed you have fallen prey to western devil music
allah pray for u
>>60496209
thx familia jazakallah khair
>>60496114
>implying he wouldn't condemn Daesh
http://www.lettertobaghdadi.com/
>>60496178
>The Prophet sallallahu 'alayhi wasallam said :
"There will be [at some future time] people from my Ummah who will seek to make lawful fornication, the wearing of silk, wine drinking and the use of musical instruments [ma'aazif]. Some people will stay at the side of the mountain and when their shepherd comes in the evening to ask them for his needs, they will say : 'Return to us tomorrow'. Then Allaah will destroy them during the night by causing the mountain to fall upon them, while He changes others into apes and swine. They will remain in such a state until the Day of Resurrection."
meanwhile in Christianity
1 Come, let us sing for joy to the LORD; let us shout aloud to the Rock of our salvation.
Psalm 95:1 NIV
basically jesus was ready to rock while Muhammad was too busy raping little kids
>>60495970
this >>60495984
>>60496013
>>60496084
>>60496115
Thank you /mu/. You're goddamn beautiful this morning.
Xddddddd
>>60496269
just think, if contemporary christian pop-rock is so shit how bad would islamic pop-rock be
>>60496269
No need to be a dick pham that Hadith's authenticity is not very strong, one of the narrator's is weak.
I've researched this shit for months my man
>>60496276
you have shitty sense in humor, anon
>>60495939
why is this pic so fucking funny
>>60496289
people who think Christan music is only Christan rock like you are turbo plebes
>>60496295
I know. I must be a redditor or something. I bet I even have a Facebook account. Goddamn.
>>60495939
Nobody here likes music though
how does this make you feel?
http://www.clickhole.com/article/disgusting-isis-just-released-2-star-review-aeropl-2620
>>60496292
who fucking cares you retard, stop taking instructions from your fucking sand nigger fairy tail book
>>60496367
no :^)
>>60496367
damn nigga u mad as hell
Can you imagine a person hating music?
Not just one genre, but the whole of Music itself? Like, none is allowed at all?
Doesn't anyone else feel sad for this kind of people? I mean, come on, it's music for fuck sake
>>60496395
i hate music
>>60496395
my history professor goes nuts when someone's phone goes off playing music
>>60496395
Even the Nazis liked music.
>>60496353
To be fair, he was pretty specific and said "Christian pop-rock" not "all Christian music"
>>60496395
As far as I know the only people like that are very young children, mostly because they simply don't get why it's important yet. Any adult claiming to be that way is either lying or literally mentally ill.
>>60496395
jokes on them, 4'33 is always playing
>>60496432
>screamo is a fucking joke and I can't believe people unironically listen it
I'd bet my record collection this person has never listened to screamo before.
>>60496456
i like you
This is why you don't try to play my mixtape live
Good. Music is pleb. I only listen to atonal spoken word
>>60496578
>implying atonal spoken word is not music
wew lad
>>60496292
at least tell me you only listen to music that praises allah
anything else is being kekd by western values. I laugh whenever I meet "secularized" muslims. their religion is being castrated and they willingly let it happen, that's some advanced kekkery
>>60496353
see what >>60496437 said, I wasn't denying the existence of good christian music (such as most baroque music,) I was just saying all the contemporary "me too" pop shit I've heard is undeniably awful
>>60496395
thats just being patrician
>>60495939
>band has a drummer
>>60496065
honestly the ISIS song has a fucking banging melody
somebody ought to make a lex luger-esque (think Hard in Da Paint) song with those vocals
think of the ad-libs
>>60496682
i listen to /mu/core, hip-hop and prog rock out of the western stuff
but i also listen to qawwali and nasheeds
so i guess i am half-keked
i'm not really secularized i pray all 5 prayers, don't touch alcohol, drugs or pork, and don't participate in hookup culture
>>60495954
fuck off
religion of peace etc etc
>>60496993
>im a vigin who wastes his life praying
>>60496456
10/10
>>60496412
Oy vey! The evil nazis that killed the 6 gorillion and tortured us Jews with masturbation machines and turned my Grandma's skin into a lampshade while my Grandpa narrowly escaped the gas chambers and 4 holocausts??
Those evil nazis enjoyed music????
>>60497051
idgaf desu, getting married soon
>>60496993
you better cut down on that hip-hop and booty shaking music or you wont be getting any virgins in heaven. lol I can understand why muslims are so enticed by islam, 72 virgins lol! great religion guys, no really, great stuff
>>60497110
i've never heard of the 72 virgins thing outside of the internet
islam is not a monolith
>>60496025
Western music is haram
>>60497139
"The Qur'an doesn't talk about 72 virgins, only the hadiths"
Even though the Qur'an does not mention the number of virgins, it does say in verse 56:36[27] that Muslim men will be awarded with virgins in Paradise. The Qur'an describes their physical attributes, for example they will have large eyes (56:22) and big breasts (78:33)[20] and so on. The actual number of houri is thus a minor issue and 72 is the number of those houris confirmed in multiple hadith. The hadiths are a crucial part of Islam and certain Muslims ignore them because sometimes they contain uncomfortable details about Islam. There are many hadiths and Qur'anic verses which talk about various issues of a sexual nature. According to Sahih Bukhari 1:5:268 which belongs to the most authentic collection of hadiths, Muhammad himself was given the sexual strength of 30 men and so on.
no wonder islam is so weird, the ultimate prize is being given sexually inexperienced women :S
>>60497220
You got that from WikiIslam which is run by a guy with a grudge against Islam, try an unbiased source.
>>60497139
No but it is almost monlithic.
The fact is 90% of Muslims are Sunni (the sect of Islam responsible for almost every terrorist attack in the past 100 years). Just because one towel head decided to ignore one part of his holy book/religion that advocates mass genocide/pedophilia/rape doesn't equate to Islam being a "religion of peace". The fact is that those "radical Islamic extremists" make up the vast majority of Islam
>>60497246
just read chapter 56 in the quran dude. it's all about the nice stuff you're getting in heaven, virgins are included!
it's almost as if this stuff was written to appeal to sexually frustrated illiterates haha :)
>>60497276
i never said Islam was a religion of peace, it's not a religion of peace but not one of violence either, Bush was the one who called it a religion of peace.
Sunni's are not all the same you know, there are different schools of thought not to mention countries like Malaysia are way different from Saudi. If the extremists made up the vast majority then there'd be way more terrorist attacks.
>>60497291
lol nice meme pham
>>60497329
What are you trying to imply here? That the Quran doesn't promise you virgins in paradise? What are you trying to do? Why are you lying?
>>60497340
i just said nice meme bro, Allah promises anything in paradise
also i see you have an agenda against us sandnigs and ragheads
>>60497329
>If the extremists made up the vast majority then there'd be way more terrorist attacks.
No because a human's natural self-preservation instincts override a sand nigger desert death cult book telling you to blow yourself up.
"Moderate" muslims still support terrorism, sharia law, the oppression of womens' rights, and jihad although they aren't actively engaged in it. They're just too big of pussies to actually do it.
It is very much so a religion of violence and genocide
>>60497377
He explicitly promises virgins. Are you not excited? Is that not why you're being such a nice person on earth, so you can fuck sexually inexperienced women in paradise? Sounds like a swell deal, dude. What's your problem with it?
>>60497340
>Why are you lying?
Ever heard of taqiyya?
>>60497408
wrong
>>60497416
kek
>>60497428
that's a shia thing
I can't wait for global warming to kill us all, personally
>>60497436
Why are you laughing? I thought that virgins is what you hoped for, well that's what you're getting
It's infinitely amusing to me that secularized muslims are pretending that the Quran wasn't written to appeal to conservative shepherds and farmers from a thousand years ago, hence the virgins part, hence the bird meat, hence the fruit. It's really basic stuff and it's kind of embarrassing actually.
>>60496395
>where do you think we are
>>60497507
man you're just using loaded questions and being a condescending ass, if u wanna meme it up take it to /pol/ my friend i want /mu/ for music and memes
>>60497526
address his points.
particularly the part about the quran being written to appeal to 1000 year old conservative shepherds and farmers and the ridiculousness of taking such a thing as gospel
>>60497526
there are no loaded questions, you're literally getting virgins and bird's meat in paradise according to the quran. I'm asking out of curiosity because if I was a muslim that shit would definitely make wonder about the target demographic of this text.
>>60497548
>>60497555
no you guys aren't here to argue, just to prove yourselves right this is pointless
i'm firm in my faith and dgaf what westerners think i left the west years ago
>>60496025
A capella is halal, they have music in their videos and shit but you'll notice it's all vocal.
>>60497562
fucking weeaboo
>>60497562
actually i'm all ears to what you have to say
>>60497436
How about actually trying to deconstruct those points and articulate yourself?
Everyone skeptical about religion of any kind should read Terre Thaemlitz's essays contained in Soulnessless. She talks about the futility of spiritualism and faith a lot, but has actually done concrete personal research and spent time with various sects.
>>60497329
Did someone said Malaysia?
>>60497562
I'm interested in what you have to say as well. I think there's a lot of objectionable content in the Quran and I can't tell if I'm just misinterpreting it.
>>60497140
Not just western, they banned music in Mali when they invaded, despite A: music forming the backbone of Malian culture and B: a lot of it was in praise of God anyway
>>60497666
Is Terre the GOAT trans artist?
I think so
>>60497436
>that's a shia thing
classic taqiyya m8 nice try :^)
>>60497883
Without a doubt
Don't worry, Aaron Ellis will defeat ISIS and save music.
>>60497666
>man who thinks he's a girl and anyone who disagrees are oppressing him is a delusional retard
Never would've guessed.
http://www.scaruffi.com/politics/arab15.html#arab0615
http://www.scaruffi.com/politics/arab14.html#arab1214
>>60498268
thaemlitz is one of few trans artists who isn't insufferable and parrots the word oppression at any opportunity
i can't help but draw the conclusion that you saw the word trans and jumped to baseless criticism
>>60496459
I'd bet my nutsack he's referring to any metal with harsh vocals and not the actual genre of screamo.
>>60498268
>>60498454
>man who thinks he's a girl
also, again, if you were actually familiar with terre and her work on gender philosophy you'd know how critical she was of the classic "but i'm actually a girl" shit that you probably hate
>>60496114
Who's he ?
>>60496365
Clickhole is a blessing
>>60496412
Strauss is good though
I can foresee a number of edgy punk bands using this as an album cover.
>>60497220
>large eyes (56:22) and big breasts (78:33)[20]
just like my animes
>>60497013
2nd
kanyes been doing that for years
>>60498454
>>60498513
I wish he tried to keep the political/queer stuff down a lil bit, it's pretty annoying when he makes a killer tune with spoken word about being fucked in the ass.
HEY HEY, MY MY
>>60497329
Holy fuck go to bed Ahmed.
>>60496025
No, just crass Western infidel music about fucking and doing drugs.
>>60497377
>anyone who disagrees with me has an agenda against what I believe
Fucking end yourself. That's absolutely absurd.
>>60495939
what did you expect?
music is nice and nice things are not tolerated by isis
