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Why are all men such bad singers, /mu/? They always sound so dry and whiny, and so


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Why are all men such bad singers, /mu/? They always sound so dry and whiny, and so lacking in feeling.

Women have so much more range and are so much more expressive.
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GTFO and get back in the kitchen where you belong you cunt.
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>>60403356
Yeah, but men are more talented, creative and dont need to rely on their looks to be successful
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>Waylon Jennings
>whiny
You ain't listening to real men sing young'un.
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go back to the kitche:]
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>>60403356
Because men approach music from an egotistical point of view. It's all about stroking their ego and it shows, their music generally lacks the expressiveness and emotion that happens when a woman makes music.
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>>>/kitchen/
and make me a sandwich while you're at it!!!!
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I like women's voices so im kinda biased. I agree and I dont agree
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>mfw this board has become /b/ tier
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Men sing their feelings in. Women sing it out. You know, cause bitches need attention.
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>>60403420
Reminder that the worst male musician in the world is still more talented than the best female musician in the world.
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>>60403429
>>>/r/eddit
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>>60403452
>has become
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>>60403466
shut the fuck up you goddamn bitch
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*white men
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>>60403481
underrated post
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>>60403356
awful bait
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I bet this thread gets over 50 replies.
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>>60403463
How fast you can deedle doodle your guitar doesn't make good music. That comes from good songwriting ability, something that men lack and women don't.
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>>60403429
>>60403409
>>60403382
someones #triggered
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>>60403535
singing about fighting the patriarchy with your lgbt friends =/= songwriting ability
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Black Women
Black Men
Asians
White Women
White Men

It's simple
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>>60403576
because bands with females in them ONLY write songs about political shit right
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>>60403614
That's correct. Nothing but whining about their vagina aches.
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>>60403614
Yup. Literally all women sing/talk about exactly the same shit.
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>>60403634
maybe riot grrrl/punk bands in general with women in them, but outside of that subgenre? not really. name 5 bands with female songwriters that write songs about 'vagina aches'.
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>>60403693
Pretty much all of them.
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>>60403693
my contribution: chvrches
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>>60403699
if it really is 'pretty much all of them', you should pretty easily be able to name 5. this tells me that you have no factual basis to anything youre saying. goodbye
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>>60403614
>>60403690

they do, and then they make the album covers pictures of their faces
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>>60403739
only pop stars do that. outside of pop neither gender does that
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>>60403693
Arguably one of the most famous pieces of music by a woman was a predominantly political reaction to vagina aches.

Women have always just been meme musicians.
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>WAHHHH THE BOY DOESN'T LIKE ME
>WAHHHH I'M BREAKING UP WITH THE BOY
>WAHHHH I MISS THE BOY
>WAHHHH PATRIARCHY
>I'M A WHORE FUCK MY ASS PARTY PARTY PARTY
Why do all women sing about exactly the same things?
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>>60403739
>then they make the album covers pictures of their faces

Because male artists don't do this.
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>>60403817
The difference being Blonde on Blonde is actually quality.
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>>60403817
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>>60403789
fucking kek that wasnt even written by her
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>>60403797
>The magpie meadow is a glowing evening colour
>Sun is setting quietly and the boy is tired
>The magpie meadow has a sparrow hawk who hovers
>Hanging on the wind preying eagle eyed
>Sit by the lantern watch as the years turn
>Slowly bringing truth for every child to learn
>And the magpie meadow darkens gently blue now
>As the family sit their faces lit by ember fire

Because you have a very limited exposure to female singers as your slow male brain will dismiss them without even listening.
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>>60403817
>>60403850
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If dubs men > womemes and the patriarchy will live forever.
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>>60403835
>Blonde on Blonde is actually quality.

That's a good one.
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>>60403817
>>60403850
>>60403885
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>>60403905
>Blonde on Blonde
>not quality
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>>60403885
>>60403850
Yes, yes, we can all post pictures of artists using their faces as album covers. The point is, men do this just as much as women.
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>>60403887
Reroll.
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>>60403817
>>60403850
>>60403885
>>60403914
>>60403926
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>>60403864
Darn, fucking got me.

It's not like she covered the Otis Redding version as a feminist statement.
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name five good female classical music composers
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>>60403887
>>60403938
btfo
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>this thread
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>implying
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>>60403817
>>60403850
>>60403885
>>60403914
>>60403926
>>60403943
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>>60403943
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>>60403973
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>>60404029
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Kim Gordon is the only good feminist musician. Discuss.
>inb4 the Knife
lmao
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>>60404057
>Kim Gordon
>Good
Pick One.
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>Julia Holter
>Joanna Newsom
>Bjork
>PJ Harvey
>Joni Mitchell
>Nico
>Marina
>Taylor
>Gaga
>Sky
All of them had covers with their faces lmao
You can't make this shit up, no one would take them serious if they didnt know they were qt
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>>60404157
It's literally the "I'm a girl btw xD" of music. There is no defending that it happens in greater frequency among women.
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>>60404157
>Newsom
>Mitchell
>Bjork
>Nico
>qt
Post Grimes next.
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>>60404192
>implying
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>>60404223
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>>60404157
Most of these are mainstream pop artists. In the mainstream, solo acts (both male and female) almost always have their faces showing on their covers to bolster recognition for marketing purposes.

Non-mainstream leaning artists are much less likely to do this.
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>>60403374
I realized it would be a controversial topic when I posted the thread but it's still one I believe in 100%

Most male singers are awful.
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>>60403555
I'M COMING UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!
YOU WON'T LIKE IT SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>60404157
Bob Dylan's covers almost always show his face. Same with David Bowie, John Coltrane, etc.
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