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Who is The Bends? Is he some kind of sentient crash test dummy/superhero?
Now That's What I Call Shitposting: Volume 420 Senpai
BEND
>sidenote all the youtube comments on that music video as of a few months ago caught on to the same thing
>>60276992
>those fucking comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8
I don't even know
>>60276959
>>60276970
Nice thread.
DID
>>60277599
>>>/twitter/
>>60277724
DALE
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DO IT TO YOURSELF
>>60277771
>current year
>not DALE posting
>Dale
>Didnąt really meant it
I work at this tattoo parlor and one day this guy comes in. His gut is hanging over his pants, his neck just isn't there. He's unshaven and balding; really droopy, red eyes. So he comes in completely fucking sloshed, can barely stand up and he's holding this stack of bills in his hand and yells "I wanna get somethin' done! Who got time for a funny guy like me ah?' We don't know if we should run or set off the silent alarm but my boy Juan agrees.
It's easy money, drunk people get inked all the time, you can also overcharge them like crazy. No responsibility, too. It's win-win.
"What, you ain't seen a famous actor come in before? Y'all seen the FUCKING mummy, right?' the guy says after he slumps his obese ass on the tramp stamp stool, almost falls over too. A ring dropped out of his pocket and he fuckin' scrambles to pick it up, sobbing, his cash all over the floor now. Me and my boy Juan pick him up and dump him on the tatooing bed. Then we ask the fucker 'so what do ya want' he took out a crumbled up tissue and opened it- on it was a drawing of a skunk with a check for $50k in its hand
He replies
JUST…
And pukes all over the bed, starts sobbing uncontrollably, like
JUST… JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>60277696
THE
this was before the john lennon as a madman meme tbqh
