go to metal-archives.com, click random band and post the best pictures you find
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10/10 would be seduced by
2extreme4me
>>55295462
wut
>better jump on this Matrix craze while it's still hot
is he playing black metal hide-and-seek?
Thread Potential Rating: High
>>55295523
"Diarrhea Bloodbath"
>we have to look stoned if we're playing stoner metal so just fake it
I...
>>55295607
now that's kvlt
obviously they play prog
>>55295580
Reaction face the bassist, please! Can't do it on my phone:(
>>55295607
is he hunting the moon... or... is the moon hunting him?
>>55295653
>>55295726
that name is instantly hilarious
>>55295714
This band is called Moottörin Jyrinä and they are dedicated to playing heavy metal to children.
>>55295749
>mom come on just take our picture for us
>>55295672
best i can do
You think they gangbanged her?
>>55295793
i need to see more of this
that xylophonist is more into what he's doing than I've ever been into anything
>>55295793
wait, i'm convinced this must be fantastic
I WANT THE INFERNAL PUSSY
>>55295778
Thanks!
>>55295845
this looks like what would happen if /a/ and /x/ formed a band
>>55295793
googled them.
they're a finnish kid's metal band that makes covers where they write kid friendly finnish lyrics
ayy
>>55295845
they're dedication to not sullying teh waifu with microbes is truly an inspiration to us all
>>55295894
that's some hella detailed corpse paint though
>>55295929
that is one glorious neckbeard
>>55295929
i can't read that language but i assume it translates to 20 glam funk greats
>formed in 1994
>made a demo in 1998
>released their first album in 2014
>>55296056
>qt
>last one looks like a used up whore
>>55296074
>last
well at least you aren't a jew
>>55295347
>>55295545
>>55295601
>>55295653
>>55295714
>>55295749
>>55295841
>>55295845
i would unironically give these albums a chance
>>55296074
I was joshing around chum, they all look like gutter trash,
>>55296097
>class: bard
>ever
>>55295961
oh this is beautiful
>>55296108
This is 4chan. Wouldn't be surprised if you were serious
>>55296074
still would
>>55296155
literally kek'd
>>55296155
litrugy is going too far now
>Lyrical themes: Shock value, Porn, Unemployment, Intoxication
>>55295726
They look like really nice people. I bet they have potluck dinners after rehearsals.
>>55296210
a legend
>>55296219
damn... not far from me
>>55296274
>tfw five inbred hillbillies will never circlejerk all over your mutilated ebony skin in a cabin 100 miles from the nearest town in minnesota
Look up jackman.
Lyrical themes: bad behavior
>>55296294
If I were building a party for a late 80s post-apocalyptic retro RPG, this character icon would make him my first choice. He knows how to do a lo-fi jam, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxFwrWx2gL8
>>55296311
Love it
>Xerath
>Country of origin: United Kingdom
>Location: Basingstoke
>Genre: Symphonic Groove Metal
>Lyrical themes: Science fiction, Theology
>Technical Post-Thrash Metal
>Lyrical themes: Hatred, Disgust, Indignation, Injustice
Actually okay band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm-OCD-s3r0
>>55296432
i can guess which is the indignant one
>>55296311
Jackman is great
>>55295995
>The band name is darkness
doesn't look like Varg
I wonder if they put this much energy into their music.
>>55295799
>>55296549
I think we have a winner!
>>55295768
That's every metal band though
>>55296386
this looks great
What's the name of the band?
>>55296851
>>55296851
underrated post
>>55296318
>>55296318
I bet Celtic Bob died at the Great White show.
>Furia
>Furry
>Furry metal
>>55296952
>Band is called Great White
>get killed in a fire
There is a god
These guys are swimming in pussy.
>Lyrical themes: Sperm, Blood, & Shit
Look like lads tbh
I wonder how many guys in the band she actually slept with.
>>55296210
Crazy how Courtney love killed him after that interview
>>55296210
The original MC Ride
Where's his 10/10 Anthony?
>>55296438
this is cheesy, I love it.
>>55296952
>>55296549
Is this Sigh?
that chick is actually a man.
what the fuck
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Hevisaurus/3540292784
>>55298944
>two thousand and fifteen
>not head banging to Hevisaurus
>Cemetery Rapist
>Lyrical Themes: Sin, War, Justified by Faith, Lost in Self
I WIN
>Claudio Minotti's Liturgy of War
>Wars, Books, Legends, Feelings
>Japanese black metal
>their corpsepaint actually looks cool and not cringeworthy
why
http://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/3540349778
>QT chick
>Ambient doom metal/shoegaze
I dare you to top this.
>Progressive Metal
>those horrible photoshop skills
>>55298944
They totally stole the riff from over the hills and far away in one of there songs
>>55299281
I actually saw these guys live. Fucking lol. They're hilarious though.
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>>55298944
I think that the most hilarious thing about this band is that one of the members didn't agree with the label on some thing so he had to form another band. This meant that at one point there was not only one but TWO dinosaur themed children's heavy metal bands operating in Finland. IIRC there's some bad blood between the two dinosaur bands.
Norway might have the black metal legends, but Finland has probably the biggest dinosaur metal scene in the world.
>>55295646
they look like they're actually having fun
>>55296345
This band is actually pretty good.
>>55295799
No, they are not getting any. She probably bangs cooler kids and hangs with these guys only because she needs a backing band
>>55299061
This guy is one of the biggest porn grind musicians, you should know him. Up in there with Spermswamp and Torsofuck.
>>55297085
>prematurely bald and short
ouch
>there are people on /mu/ who have never heard of Twilight Force, Excrementory Grindfuckers, Cemetery Rapist and Xerath
At least two of those get posted on here step your shit up
>>55295347
Hahahahaha some guy uploaded my solo black metal project to metal tracker
why is one of them transparent
>>55299103
>>55299095
damn...
>>55295580
>fucking dicks making me hold me bass upside down
>why can't I go on the other side
>people will think I'm left handed
>that faggots not even wearing socks
>tfw should've stuck with the jazz lessons
>>55295462
who is that penis machinist
>>55295580
>MEALLICA
>MEAL
Metalheads are so cringey.
>>55295845
Mazel Tov.
>>55295916
jesus christ
why do south americans go so hard when it comes to black metal?
>>55302890
It's a russian band
best band
>>55296851
Every Metal band from the 80s.
Why the FUCK do 99% of these guys look autistic as fuck?
>>55295845
Beautiful
What is it with Indonesian bands
>>55295462
>>55303008
"mum take a pic of us"
"Is flash on?"
"you dont need it"
band practice consists of far left thrash metal/kill em all and front guy (who has the longest hair out the lot, there for more experienced) duo guitars. Tabs of Holy Wars. The fat woman at the back just sits with Peavey amps whilst baby dick little brother in the back sweats on the PS2.
This pic bar the fat girl is pretty much my 15-17y/o anticipation of becoming a really famous rock musician without putting any work in.
>>55302697
fat demarco
>>55296145
>dem thighs
>>55296821
>that logo
>>55299189
sounds like something /mu/ would've been all over back in 2011
>>55296821
they look like nice people tbh
>>55296821
Black Metal Beastie Boys
I also suggest going to the tumblr internetkholeblog for more vintage rockenrole scene picts
>>55295347
>would not mess with these guys
>>55304637
Cisneros already started to turn.
What went wrong?
>>55304154
>The fat woman at the back
That's a dude, I know it has tits but it also has a beard
>>55304637
based
the middle aged Nation Of Ulysses of doom
>>55304736
>What went wrong?
Weed and "eastern spirituality"
>>55296006
still better than konono no1, they released some cassette collection in the 70s or 80s and then debut album in like 2005
"Smirking Revenge"
bet they are a from a fucking feminazis cult
>>55298700
It's Psygh
So this is Angry Angel
>>55295713
lmfao
>>55303994
Allah said metal is haram.
>>55296851
hahahahahahahahah
fucking this
>>55305018
is that guy a cop or what?
>>55296367
for some reason pics like this make me kinda sad
>>55296037
i'd bang every single one of them
>"rad kick"
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Autist metal
>>55301786
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>>55303994
>getting an In Flames design on a shirt
>wearing that shirt for your band pic
>>55304489
I kinda miss that /mu/ somehow, allot less hiveminded in certain ways.
>>55305777
Trips confirm the truth
>>55299189
awww i actually chcked out their bandcamp and they suck
>>55296455
>>55295347
>>55304637
those look cool though
Dear G-d.
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