So a couple weeks ago my mom called me at college complaining about how much time my dad has been spending on his youtube channel. As far as I knew he just posts stupid family videos so I just ignored it because I have other things to worry about.
I just drove down to my parent's place last night for a couple days of spring break and have now experienced exactly what my dad has been doing all this time.
This is a typical video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atSoHKg5nIY
what do I do /mu/
this is great
i hope your dad becomes a meme
Keep in mind my dad is a retired band director and has been playing saxophone for 40+ years. Is this some fucked up fetish with music people?
This is patrician as fuck
>>54609654
sorry anon, but he's more patrician than you will ever be
>>54609654
That's some avant-garde shit right there. Needs more black hobos yelling tho.
IS IT ALL THE SAME SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg-sR3NGDo4#t=152
Literally hundreds of videos, all "covers" of real songs, but are the same noodling notes over and over. What the absolute, actual fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEEK4T692T0
>>54609775
this is the real shit nigga. tell your dad he should gather a trio and tour.
Patrician
I'm not even OP and am completely perplexed by this. Is this a thing? Is this a joke to get views by naming so many real songs in titles? Yeah, I know
>hurr durr so patrician :^)
But seriously, is there an explanation for this?
>>54609946
It's called avant-garde
>>54609946
You just don't understand real art dude
Haven't laughed this hard in weeks.
Saw 8 of his vids. It's all the same tune.
What. The. Flying. Fuck.
I think your dad's trying to track his improvement while trolling youtards.
>>54609654
damn, i can't imagine how developed this dude's ear must be. your dad might be a genius, but it's gonna over many heads.
lol he's lust playing the first 3 seconds of the 'city in the sky' music over and over again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iWIhGymc9c
Holy shit top fucking kek
I'm fucking crying
>>54610029
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK9sC5EPIXI
is this really op his family videos are in here.
Is this the birth of a great new meme?
>>54609654
this is the funniest thing i've seen on here in months
cant stop laughing fuck
Wait wait wait, is this some uh, what the fuck was that guy called, the shirtless dude playing George Michael in public areas? Is he practicing for the same thing?
>>54610098
inb4 OP gets dox'd
>5 years ago
>5 years ago
>5 years ago
>5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBXn-Lqn83A
HE'S BEEN PLAYING THE SAME FUCKING NOTES FOR FIVE YEARS. FREQUENTLY.
Almost as strange as this channel
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UChCZaPJSKpRMSGGQEL5NQMg
>>54610115
the sexy sax man?
>>54610148
What the fuck is this
>>54610098
bet that was op on the couch at the end.
>>54610152
Yeah, him. OP's dad's probably balling around topless playing City in the Sky all over town.
>>54610148
This might be the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, and I've seen some shit.
Rare video w/ AKAI EWI USB Controller & Alto Saxophone Patch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sQ3DlW5dOs
>>54610175
>>54610280
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3t3m5WKk1lc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8Z0jbNAKE
There's some strange shit on youtube
>>54610280
I can tell you weren't around for when some guy who worked with disturbed kids posted some creepy-ass dissonant noise shit one of them had made with heavily distorted vocals going "DON'T COME TO MY HOUSE" over and over. That was disturbing.
>>54610420
That sounds awesome, I want to hear it.
>>54610420
Link?
>>54610441
>>54610455
It's been over a year since, I don't think it's available.
>>54610420
I fucking remember this. He had posted it with an image of the child standing in the yard or something. I wish I knew how to find it.
>>54610399
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3t3m5WKk1lc
/mu/ in a nutshell
>>54610399
I lost it at Shrek
>>54610399
>MrAcrizzy
>entire collection is Disney and Pixar sountracks
>plus that one George Clinton album
top-tier taste
>>54609654
True patrician
>>54610616
Don't forget the Fred album
top fucking kek
i can't breathe
i'm going to be found dead in the morning with my laptop open and this channel on
and no one is going to know what the fuck hapened
PLEASE ASK YOUR DAD IF THIS IS A JOKE
SERIOUSLY
IT HAS TO BE
REPORT BACK ASAP
WHAT THE FUCK
>>54610712
This isn't the kind of thing you can just ask your dad about.
>>54609960
>>54609968
>>54609895
>>54609700
>>54609704
>le patrician meme
Okay you guys have done it
I am so confused about this im on the verge
the verge of tears
you happy?
I thought we could really come together and figure out what OP's dad was doing, and what was wrong with him
I tried to make a group that could find the answers
but all you wanted to do was meme
>>54610399
>"Here's the front, spine, and the back right here."
>"Really good songs!"
>"I like it!"
Repeat for every album.
What the fuck.
>>54610586
Our only hope is if that guy is here reading this. He was a bit of an asshole though, that guy had severe issues and had never shared that 'music' with anyone if I recall correctly, and the first thing the guy does is post in on 4chan. A true anon to the core.
>>54610794
P L E A S E
New king of /mu/
https://youtu.be/zg03YVQPXhs
Better than Bono
>>54609654
op your dad is basically Joe McPhee, Ornette Coleman and Pharaoh Sanders combined.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTIYuFk3yRo
this one has over a thousand views. over one thousand people clicked on this video expecting a smooth saxophone cover of no woman no cry and got this instead.
OP's dad is a fucking genius
>>54610399
>https://m.youtube.com/channel/UChCZaPJSKpRMSGGQEL5NQMg
>favorite pixar movies are toy story, toy story 2, cars, cars 2, and planes
>>54610995
This is patrician as all fuck.
>>54610995
I'm actually digging this.
>>54610995
you can vaguely hear one of his other covers at the beginning of the video
Fuck I've opened 3 different sax videos at once
I'm going insane
>>54610836
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=es1YUjHjq2E
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=imfJ8tR05ic
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPxkpxelGU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=doqGYcOLwR8
>repeat for every review
>>54611301
This is a gold mine. I can't tell how old he is. Is he a teenager or an adult? Someone this autistic can't possibly be living on his own, so even if he's an adult he probably still lives with his mom.
>>54611274
Try five, shit's dope.
>>54610399
>yfw Cal has better album reviews
>>54610688
HE HAS TRUMPET COVERS, TOO.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxl8KVmJR2U
Op, appreciate your dad's genius.
Pretty sure this is some secret code
>>54611815
This is what it sounds like to be mentally ill
Which one is you, OP?
>12,000 views
>those dislikes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAwjLGKEM1s
>>54610399
>yfw hes probably 23
literally fucking what
Fake. You wouldn't name your image "scan" when it's clearly taken from Youtube. OP just found this guy's Youtube
>>54610399
dude with the kidz bop shit owns
>front, spine, back
replace one addiction with another
introduce him to 4chan
>>54612114
>tablet
Hey /mu/ I usually don't upload any recordings to youtube but I decided to record a little something special for you all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBwIgg0xquM
Hope you enjoy
>>54612703
its obviously a scanned photo in the video, op just probably has the same scan
Thanks op now I have to arrange a funeral for my sides holy shit
>>54612858
dat pick toss tho
>>54612858
10/10
>>54609654
lmao dude this is some next level shit
>>54612858
do you have the tabs for this one?
So THIS is what jazz sounds like to Steve Albini.
>>54610399
I really like it
>>54610399
Shit, I had that same veggie tales album. I think it might be laying around somewhere
>>54610399
I really like it.
>>54609654
this can't be real
>this thread
If this is becoming a youtube cringe thread, allow me to contribute:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nAnKpb871I
>>54610132
Oh my god, I have tears in my eyes. This guy is fucking hilarious. Like, my new favourite YouTuber.
>>54609698
Was he actually a band leader? Is there any evidence to suggest he doesn't play the same notes over and over and over again?
>>54611301
Is he actually covering the fucking bar code
>>54609698
i'm picturing an entire high school band at a competition playing the same six notes in rapid succession for six and a half minutes then quietly leaving
this is so amazing
sometimes i wonder why i still come to 4chan then something like this happens and its all worthwhile
your dad is an amazing person and you should cherish him for bringing this much joy into the world
For posterity's sake--messy as fuck, I know. Also left a lot of posts out.
>>54614560
the fact he has so many brass instruments and seems to know about, reeds, their conditions, etc shows he konws about them. its obvious he is goofing around. seems like a typical dad joke but the fact that there are so many leads me to think he might actually be insane.
good thread
it might be a reference melody so you can hear the differences between the instruments?
>Your dad will never be this based
Lmao your dad is fucking boss. Have him dedicate a video to mu and post
>>54610148
https://youtu.be/VqAetd3rEjw?t=2m50s
channels like these are what makes youtube great.
http://www.smule.com/mikeema
he has a site full of recordings of him singing
>>54617462
Someone please put this singing over his cover of hallelujah!
>>54610098
OP is Liam Neeson
>>54609654
oh my god, saved this thread
cant stop laughing
>>54617462
>>54617544
I did it myself:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NumftuUUls
enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfICU7EtMgQ
I hope he puts up an album on Bandcamp
>>54610098
>he didn't soundtrack the video himself
disappointed as fuck
>related videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lpH5DXpQQk
what the fuck is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krDR5sUsbok
>>54610995
God damn it at first I thought this guy was a hack who just couldn't play. But now I am 5 videos in and I am no longer a skeptic. This man is an American treasure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH8H8Xap77c
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music - OP's Dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU2Z5nNRKFs
>>54610399
He sounds like a fucking South Park character
>>54615635
go back to reddit, shitter
if you want to "preserve" it then submit it to an archive
>>54610399
> no songs, just score from the film. NO SONGS!
>>54610820
>>54610399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvs0UtMun0
>>54619920
I know people always say this shit but it genuinely looks like he has autism
>>54620035
wtf if THIS is considered autism there is literally no standard
>>54620035
>>54620140
i'm pretty sure that's autism
>>54617337
http://youtu.be/ZbeI2aIB0sw
I have no idea why they all love go animate
This is real autism
>>54620035
>>54620140
>>54620258
I'm the one who found this guy and I've seen many of his videos and he talked about going to the "autism friendly" movie theater. So yeah he's confirmed autistic.
Also does anyone know what the hell an autism friendly movie theater is?
>>54620423
lights on, sounds lowered and more relaxed theater ettiquite.
>>54620423
imagine if his family was aware of this conversation we're having
they'd be so creeped out
I've been LOSING MY SHIT over this thread for like 20 min now and my roommate woke up. I can hear him moving about.
Now I need to piss. Fuck you OP.
https://youtu.be/hEEK4T692T0
Holy shit.
This is like super Saiyan 4 next level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BotaWY-o4HU
damn he nailed it pharrell should get him on a remix
OP, does your dad have dementia?
Not trying to be mean, just confused.
>>54618562
http://youtu.be/4qY6dsGbQ3o
She literally posts a video everyday with the same misspelled title and she still doesn't know how to work the fucking animation website.
I have no idea how she's able to post videos to youtube while she's retarded enough to be filming her moniter.
>>54620929
>tfw she spends her government issued autismbux on a camera and a computer to do this shit all day
>>54609654
You'd think that this would get stale after a while, but everytime I open a new video and hear those same couple notes my sides go into shock. This is probably one of the top 3 times I've laughed the hardest in my life.
THANK YOU BASED OP'S DAD
YOU ARE THE SAVIOR OF /mu/
>>54621051
YOu would do the same, fagit
>>54621077
i'd probably off myself
>>54621113
>implying you'd have the intelligence to purposely and effectively use anything that could end your life if you were that fucked in the head
>>54621172
damn...
>>54621172
There's a bus of people that live in a group home that comes into my work occasionally. Some of them know they're retarded, some don't.
I don't know which ones to feel worse for, the blissfully ignorant or the ones normal enough to know they aren't quite normal.
>>54614795
im dying
Your dad is fucking bonkers man he's losing his mind
topkek
I just noticed all the videos are like 6 minutes long holy shit
Your dad is the most dedicated musician of all times
OP your dad is either the greatest performance artist or the greatest "Dude, you know what would be fucking hilarious"-er of all time and you need to fucking cherish him
Memes aside, your dad... is... something. like you know how musicians get too caught up in the way they do things and after a few years, the masterpieces stop and the derivative same-y albums begin?
Your dad has gotten caught in that niche and has went beyond. It's like he was in the niche for centuries so his body fused to become one with the niche. It's actually pretty impressive.
Then again he could just be shootin shit.
yfw he's building something that has yet to be revealed
>>54612858
>sweet child of mine
that's a weird way to spell Number of the Beast
This is my cousin. He is 31 from Brunswick and has spent 50K of his money producing his own movie. He should've gone into a trade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMft3Ha6PbI
NOW DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND THE BEAUTY OF JAZZ
Maybe he's stuck on a time loop. Just endlessly playing those notes. Or then his brain just got stuck.
I don't understand...
...that's like 5 years of making those videos
How can someone do that?
>>54623410
he may legitimately have a stroke or neurological disorder.
>>54612858
your dad man is going INSANE get him to the hopsital and he'll be okay man yhe might be dying of brain stroke he dead soon if you dont help GO NOW
>>54618446
seconding this. you should tell him to op i would probably pay for it
Holy shit. This is fucking awesome.
>>54609775
All hail Sax Dad, the greatest patrician of /mu/
please come back op im seriously so confused. please i just want some answers. for the love of god im not going to be able to sleep tonight
>>54620423
it's not like there's a separate movie theater just for autistic people.
generally movie theaters have specific showtimes set aside for people with special needs, with the lights turned on, the sound lowered, and no rules on talking during the movie.
this is the musical equivalent of someone telling the same joke over and over for years. i can't get over how much of a dad thing this is
>>54624571
i don't think it's a joke. he seems so serious.
This is it, a talentless jam for white people on drugs.
How do I learn from your father OP?
>>54614292
How is this cringe? I mean sure, the video is strange af and the guy's singing is far from perfect, but I actually dig the music.
>>54623099
holy shit, raed is your cousin? this dude has provided me with so many laughs over the past couple years
>>54609654
This can be a joke, but damn son I'm digging this shit, he's playing with dynamics every video, damn it, this is great.
WAIT, SO EVERY VIDEO FEATURES DIFFERENT SAX? HOW MANY SAX DOES HE HAVE WTF
>>54619374
No one reads fucking archives. A picture is easier to own and post later in future threads.
>>54609654
dude your dad is Colin Stetson? that's so cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu29X7_MAb8
>>54615635
saved
what a fucking god
Congrats you've got a father with a hobby.
>>54625627
Jesus Christ, these two have to meet. OP's Dad and Colin Stetson would make a killer collab album.
>>54625627
I remember this guy. He was on the Colbert Report when he wigged out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvuS0cbSGgo
It sounds like your dad is always trying to do something like this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH1NZJ0UcX4
He should listen to this, and then tell him to improve his technique like this guy.
That would be awesome.
>>54627069
>all those "witty" comments about Colin's solo
Since we're posting, a classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe0fvUgvvQg
bump 4 investigate
>>54610820
look at this absolute madman
>>54609654
OP WE NEED SOME ANSWERS
>>54617462
This fucking thread
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWKX34emM08
"Heard this song while traveling home after a great family celebration. Needless to say this song moved me and my wife and sent me scrambling to find it and put my spin on it and save that momment forever. Thanks for all the good times and comments and the others keep me motivated. Please Don't Go ;)"
>>54610098
I was expecting saxophone dad to start playing over it.
>>54625627
Is this Drone-Jazz? What?
>>54609654
B-Beefheart?
>>54620423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53s13hXBX8w
here ya go
maybe he sniffed too much glue cause his wife won't fuck him and thus his only hobby is playing sax and huffing glue so thus
his brain got stuck on those notes he plays
>weedly weedly woo
>weedly weedly woo
>weedly weedly woo
>weedly weedly woo
>weedly weedly woo
I don't know how to break this to you OP, but I think your father has suffered a stroke.
>>54629082
that or the glue thing or autistm or like maybe it is a brain problem and he thinks he really is playing the song but then all that comes out
>weedly weedly wooo
Dude is some kind of musical visionary.
>>54627069
>>54627203
>all those people who think Colin fucked up
Playing a gritty multiphonic mess like that is pretty hard, you dont play like that by accident unless you have tourette and you are on hella shrooms.
"deehhhh didlah didlah deehhhhh didlah deehhhhh"
>>54610399
PATRICIAN
AS
FUCK
>>54610604
What the fuck is this even
In the year 2500 they'll be teaching music history class and OP's dad is going to be a major part of the curriculum.
>>54629106
actually there are people who have that condition. I remember some dutch pianp player had that, his own ears would make a perfectly tuned piano sound dissonant.
OP your dad might have this
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheOfficialRyanPerry/videos
this kid is great too. He used to have a series running called 'song covers with ryan perry' and did the most godawful impression of Imagine Dragons on purpose to sound funny, but it turned out to be an autistic mess. Sadly he removed those videos, they were gold buy hey, his channel is still there
>>54611274
I'm up to 9. This is amazing.
I'm so glad Nelson was able to get the job done.
https://youtu.be/cU2Z5nNRKFs
Is this the logical conclusion to music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFY6D3ERtzM&feature=youtu.be
>>54629430
I opened 6 at once, I fear man was not meant to experience this pleasure.
>>54614292
This actually sounds better than most /mu/core. The video's a bit cringey but that's it.
I like to imagine OP's dad is getting a blowjob in every single one of these and this is how he reaches climax.
https://youtu.be/H6UAa6-yx8s
>>54611301
>lots of days before halloween
holy fuck
>>54610098
>first few seconds
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
this is the best thread ive seen on /mu/ in ages fuck haha
>>54610820
>what was wrong with him
There is nothing wrong with him anon. Maybe it's you who has the problem.
>>54609654
What does 187ameki mean?
>>54618069
God bless you, you beautiful human.
All praise OP's dad.
>>54610836
>>54611301
What compels him to make these videos?
this guy needs to get in on the latest peter brotzmann collab
>>54618069
is this supposed to be a meme?
Should I feel bad for enjoying it?
>>54629555
PLEB ALERT
What's this LONDON meme about? I want to be on top of my meme game
>>54610399
>the comments on that second video
Oh my god they're all networked. How deep does this go?
>>54629759
2new
>>54610148
Oh fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1E_tQai1Hk
>>54623099
RAED! I love that guy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDspPjlySyg
Truly nightmarish stuff.
>>54629777
>those comments
Jesus, it's like a preschool in there
OP was born to a musical genius. Thank you for sharing your based father with us, OP.
>>54609654
I'm dying. I perceive a Beefheart vibe.
Send help. This thread is killing me.
>>54609654
hahahahaha i haven't laughed that hard in a while
>>54629253
golden
>>54610399
why does he spend so little time on the shrek soundtrack while it is obviously the best album in his collection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krDR5sUsbok
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS SO BIZARRE AND WEIRD AND HILARIOUS AND CRINGEWORTHY
>>54609654
I'm too pleb to understand this.
>>54630263
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChCZaPJSKpRMSGGQEL5NQMg/discussion
HOLY FUCKING SHIT READ THE COMMENTS ON HER PAGE
>>54611460
I opened 80~ tabs then my browser crashed, but for a fleeting moment I glimpsed the face of god.
pic related, what I saw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o
Pepper your angus for a tsunami of autism.
>P-Panasonic, good!
>>54630441
Stop saying swearing!
>>54609654
patrician
>>54630574
>moe howard reincarnated as autistic german man
>>54630574
>VCR Collection
FUCKING WHY?
/mu/ just started making better /b/ threads than /b/.
I played 2 of his videos at the same time. Best laugh I had this week.
10/10 Best New Meme
>>54630690
If he doesn't do it, who will?
>>54630723
Anyone can make a better /b/ thread than /b/
>>54630574
>hiffy
>high fididdleittle
I love this.
>>54609654
Took me a while to transcribe this but here it is:
Saxdad - I Was Made To Love You cover (remix)
https://clyp.it/vo23dnyr
>>54630825
>https://clyp.it/vo23dnyr
10/10
>>54630825
>https://clyp.it/vo23dnyr
ahahahahaha
>>54630825
This is the future of /mu/ patrician listening.
Listen to that fluent blending of free jazz, experimental electronic and progressive trap.
Just get an angry black dude screaming over the top and you'll get a p4k 10/10 instantly.
>>54630825
free .flac dl pls
>>54630825
oh shit
>>54610420
I have this saved on my laptop but I'm nowhere near it lmao
>>54631225
I expect you to deliver this at your earliest convenience.
>>54630825
great work anon
>>54610399
>turns Willy Wonka around again for you to see the spine
?? ?
I like it!
>>54610399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIpQYD3RFuc
lel
>>54612291
NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOU'RE 23
>>54631225
>>54631254
Anon please. For the good of all.
>>54614898
kek
>>54617462
I don't dislike this actually? Has he gone insane?
>>54630825
Thank you dearly.
>>54618069
great
>>54631254
>>54631225
>>54610420
don't have the track saved, but here
don't think this is the original pic tho
>>54631723
this weirds me the fuck out, there's like a whole community of youtube autists and they're all in a big preschool or something. It's really sad, and weird, and surreal and feels kind of like a fever dream whenever I watch these videos.
>>54622030
>>54622117
>>54622162
this
imagine OPs dad pioneering the new music wave and we were all here to see it
>>54628406
beautiful
