my story:
>be me
>today
>took her virginity to 'Blood On Our Hands'
>there actually wasn't blood from her vagina
anyway my dream came true. Congratulate me /mu/ and tell your stories
ree
>today
sure is 18 in here
>>54605068
you fucking slav scum.
>>54605096
thanks for thinkinking i'm not a loser but winner bro
>>54605068
>there actually wasn't blood from her vagina
>took her virginity
yea you totally took her... "virginity"
>>54605265
did you ever know anything about losing girls' virginity apart from stereotypes?
>>54605307
you've been brainwashed by the girl obviously
>>54605068
You're in the wrong place underage normie scum
>>54605351
it may not bleed if she does sports and stuff
the statistics are pretty interesting
>>54605068
loveless
kinda nothing originally but that was best moment of my life
I lost my virginity outside. That's right, field recorings.
Get on my levels plebs.
>>54605896
that's not field recordings if it is not recorded you idiot
>>54605966
So he lost his virginity at a field recording's live performance. Even better.
>>54605999
who's the artist
is there bootleg of this live perfomance
maybe it was just practicing or session what's good about that
>>54605096
>implying people from /mu/ lose their virginity at 18
I am literally lmaoing
We lost it with Mogwai songs, Auto-Rock, Friend of Night... but "Black Spider" was THAT one.
Fuck off, all of you. Normal cunts.
>>54607601
Did u lose it with Merzbow?
>Putting your fav albums as a background muzak while fucking
So much wrong with this situation, not only you proved that you don't actually like music, and how normie you are, but also you shared story about your sex life on Vietnamese painting forum full of underage idiots who'll anyway make fun of you.
Embarrassing and plain stupid.
Also, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Congratz gg u did it happy birthday go get checked for herpes
>>54605068
>my dream came true
>sex
>dream
fucking pleb
>>54609510
Normies judge their lives based on how much sex they have it's weird.
>>54607867
Fuck you.
I can't remember what song was playing when I lost mine because I was drunk pretty much to the point of being unconscious. Something trendy and electronic, probably.
>>54605068
Here's my story, OP, in its entirety:
>
Thanks for the fucking reminder, douchebag.
>tfw still virgin
only had a blowjob ones to lana del rey's first album
I've lost mine on Teardrop of Massive Attack it's a shame I fuckin hate this song
>>54609740
once* soz im high
>tfw no qt virgin gf
Real patricians fuck in silence
>>54605068
lost it to this fucking album right here bruh
back in 2005
after getting back from the mall
>>54609813
Real patricians don't fuck by choice, deal with it
>>54609824
How was the garbage slut pussy bro?
>>54609832
you're right....
>tfw it's too late to truly enter patriciandom
>>54609824
but now i just bork my girlfriend to the sound of netflix
>>54605265
A Hymen isn't an indicator for virginity. A lot of girls either break it through physical activity, aren't born with one, sometimes a woman can have sex for so many years, and it only breaks at a later date.
>>54609848
it was some my chemical romance fallout boy pussy dude. emo cut hair and no self esteem
>>54609557
>>implying Autists don't
Fuck to grindcore while my girl scratches my back until I bleed and hits me in the face while I choke her and pull her hair. Our sex rules.
>tfw 21 year old too exhausted with life to put in the social or physical effort to fuck any of the girls who would fuck me
>tfw sex drive low as shit and dropping every day
Fucking plebs
>>54609688
So, you weren't able to consent?
>>54609557
It's not weird
90% of marketing is based on sex appeal
Film, not a song.
>>54609986
Technically no
>>54609957
#notallautists
The closest I've come to sex is with a stripper at my buddies bachelor party
>Some shitty rap song about being in da club
>We dry hump for about 20 minutes
>Cum in my pants
>Cum gets on her panties through my pants
>She gets mad and storms off
>Awkwardly slink back to the bathroom to dry off my pants
>Look at myself in the mirror
>Realize I will never be with a woman I don't pay for
I'm so fucking pathetic.
>>54610131
>We dry hump for about 20 minutes
That's your problem right there.
>>54605068
Weezer - El Scorcho
Beta move, but I fucked the shit out of her twice. And she was two years older than me. So that was a less beta move.
