>Hey anon, what are your favorite bands?
y-you too
>>54589776
omg nirvana is like my favorote band
>>54589776
1. Tell her that you like Nirvana
2. Get the pussi
3. Go home and listen to your obscure white noise by yourself
4. ???
5. Profit
What's so hard about this, you fucking autists?
>>54589795
>"oh Anon, I love Bono too!"
>>54589854
getting from step 1 to step 2
I don't listen to bands, I listen to noise artists you trend following slut.
*Adjusts hearing aids*
>>54589776
>dat muffin top
>>54589776
>nirvana
>NOT
>they suck!
>>54589854
Being a liar and not being yourself.
>>54589776
>I used to like Nirvana too..
>"Oh anon thats great! would you like to come back to m-"
>...WHEN I WAS A PLEB
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who da fucc r u
>>54589862
how about nurse with wound um i mean yea u2 is kick ass
>>54589776
would hug/10
I don't like bands I listen to producers / labels
>>54589776
its a man baby
>>54589884
literally all you have to do is look reasonably well-maintained, don't have weird mannerisms, listen to her speak, and have good eye contact. It's the easiest part.
>>54589916
the sceret is to awylas ne yourseblf
>>54589919
but anon that's not how you get girls
>>54589776
>Nirvana
get out of here with those post-african repetitions
Shut up and sit on my face already. Smother me.
>>54589950
And be attractive. You forgot that part.
>I uh I uh I like Nirvana
>OH? what's your favorite album? :D
>uh... baby dicks?
of course i like Yo la Tengo, of course
>Hey anon, will you hum Earthmover to me?
>she
>>54589776
>"Well, I'm really into deep and philosophical music that addresses current social issues. I love clever, well thought out lyrics. My favorite artists include Kendrick Lamar, Kanye West, Death Grips, Chief Keef, MF Doom, Lil B, and Wacka Flocka."
>"...anon, all of those artists are terrible radio-friendly garbage, and I think you might be a wigger."
>>54589994
>tfw she cares more about the band's image than their music
>tfw I can tell because she has a vagina and is clearly very particular about her appearance
>>54589994
I always see this meme and I started thinking. How do you even hum earthmover? Do you just start screaming in her ear at the 5:40 part?
>>54590024
>not listening to obscure artists like radiohead and mac plus
>>54590016
you should have your cat taken away from you, monster!
>>54590024
Kek
>>54589974
>implying being reasonably well maintained and not having weird mannerisms/actually having good habits is not enough to qualify as attractive
>>54590052
i'm pretty sure the impracticality of humming a dense 8 minute noise fest is part of the joke
and girls listening to have a nice life too, of course
>>54590024
>implying black people actually listen to Death Grips
>her
>she
>girl
>female
>vagina
>not gay
pls
>>54590107
and Lil B
>>54589776
Queen and the arctic monkeys. please footjob me now ;_;
>>54590093
>Implying women won't judge whether your mannerisms are weird partially on how attractive they find you taking into account things like facial aesthetics, race, height, etc
>>54590111
what if he identifies as a girl you cis scumlord!?!?
>>54590016
fucking seriously?
I mean yea she has kinda a man face but are you sure it's a trap?
My favorite band is OH MY GOD BITCH
>>54590139
saying >she is a meme
>>54590107
I'm black and I listened to TPTB yesterday, so I do. Though I didn't care much for that album in particular Gov. Plates and ExM are solid to me.
>>54589776
This isn't like me to say. And I kind of hate even thinking it. But I honestly can't tell if I find her disgusting or incredibly attractive. It's bothering me.
>>54590130
this
If early 2000's Brad Pitt walked up to a girl and asked her out while awkwardly wringing his hands and looking down at his shoes she would still say yes.
i was gonna save that image till i realized she's in highschool, im so conflicted
>>54590165
NLDW is the rawest, but ExM and GP are actually my next two in that order
>>54590132
>he
>as a girl
that's not how the real world works tho
>>54589776
>2015
>not listening to a few pleb bands so you have something to talk about with normies
red fang or electric wizard hard to decide
>>54590139
she's not.
>>54590214
>Wanting to relate to normies
You're the normie, normie.
>>54590213
STOP OPPRESING ME WITH YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE
AHHHHHHHH
>>54589994
if i ever met anyone who was a fan of dan barrett's music i would do a 360 and walk away.
>>54590249
that's okay
we would do the same if we met someone like us
>>54590214
>>54590028
>Someone has good hygiene and consciously takes care of their appearance
>EW FILTHY NORMIE POSEUR!!!1!!
Pic related, it's you.
>>54589916
>not being manipulative and taking advantage of Nirvana fans
>>54590249
ditto but people tell me i haev no game
>>54590282
right as I opened this file Inanimate Sensation started playing and it looked like Pepe was making the opening noise.
>>54590291
Did I trigger you, normie? Get your pro-womeme propaganda out of here
>>54590058
>Radiohead
>obscure
If b8, good job, otherwise consider going outside sometime
>>54590323
>This is you.
>>54589776
can, faust, cukor bila smert, this heat, etc are my favorit bands. rarely do i listen to "bands" though usually i listen to art music.
>>54590405
What the fuck are you doing? Why are you replying to that loser, still? Lol. Keep this up and I'll be writing a stern message to the normie-high-counsel's skype group, recommending that we deduct some of your normie-points.
Unless you want to risk probation and losing your gf, you'll stop replying to that lowlife.
>>54590478
>grills sure r hores ammirite guys!? pls h-hold me... ;__;
- You, 2015
>>54590192
If he actually was Brad Pitt and had his social status then maybe, because social status is universally attractive.
Imagine someone (not rich/famous) as facially aesthetically pleasing as Brad Pitt, but who wasn't well-maintained (didn't work out, dressed like a /b/tard) and was always awkward. Probably wouldn't happen like that. He doesn't communicate what an actual early 2000's Brad Pitt would implicitly communicate through his fame, social mobility and dominance.
Admittedly, being well maintained is slightly more important than not having weird mannerisms. Point is, even being a guy with an ugly face who is reasonably well maintained and isn't painfully awkward would have better luck than our Brad Pitt look-alike because he communicates universally attractive qualities.
>mfw admit to a qt that I like drone
>mfw she doesn't know anything about it but asked to listen to it with me
>mfw she likes it and frequently comes to me for music recs now
>>54590534
What the fuck are you doing? What are you talking abo-
Know what? Whatever. I'm done. Warned you and now I'm pulling the trigger. Prepare for the worst too because my gf ranks among the highest of the normie order (tfw qt femdom gf). She's in contact with the elites of every region, every precinct, and well basically when she hears about this embarrassing image you're putting forth and how it's going to reflect poorly on us, you're fucking done.
Kiss and cuddle with your gf for the last time tonight because you'll be on every normie's blacklist for for dozens of iPhone cycles, m8.
You're done. You might as well start practicing your pathetic little "reeeeee" meme.
>>54590052
>not practicing your humming when earthmover comes on
>>54590737
vocaroo nigga.
>>54589829
I kekd
>>54590718
>pretty good spelling, punctuation, and capitalization
>spaces in the text so it's easier to read
>minimal swearing
>not overly long
you could have had the next navy seal copypasta but you didn't quite hit it
>>54589952
>>54590534
lmao it's infuriating how smug that guy looks
