Pinkie Pie is the best pony. Her mane is absolutely delicious, her eyes are gorgeous, her buttocks is perfect. Honestly I've never loved anybody more than I love this pony and nobody has ever made me smile more than this pony
>>27923222
This is my favourite shitpost
Checked
>>27923222
>Her mane is absolutely delicious
What's it taste like
>>27923261
Cotton candy, obviously.
>>27923271
I always thought it would be bubble gum.
>>27923271
Cotton Candy is fucking gross
anyone who unironically likes it should be shot.
On that note, anyone who unironically likes ice in any drink besides water should also be shot.
>>27923324
>having this shit taste
Ice makes things cold. Cold drinks are the only acceptable drinks.
>>27923405
Gotta agree with this anon. Ice a best. So good I put it in my sandwiches.
>>27923222
OP has great taste in pony and trips confirm everything said is true
>>27923324
Are you British by chance?
>>27923658
Britfag standing by, not this faggot >>27923324 and I love both Cotton Candy and Ice in any drink this guy's just brain dead
>>27923405
>>27923411
What Ice does is water drinks down, which means you not only end up drinking more, but it tastes like shit after about 10 minutes. What you do to make a drink cold is either put it in the fridge/freezer, or you put it in a cooler with ice in it (instead of putting the ice directly into the drink).
>>27923658
No, I'm no asshat brit.
>>27923324
It appears as though the weight of opinion is greatly against you.
>>27923675
I don't fucking care.
Cotton Candy is so over-the-top sugary that it's just fucking disgusting, and I absolutely hate watered-down drinks. Just can't stand 'em
>>27923670
You make the rest of us britbongs look like total cancer. Stop being a faggot immediately.
>>27923222
That's fine, but how do you feel about Communism?
>>27923685
>>27923222
Ponka is good.
Not my fave, but she's good.
>>27923222
>her buttocks is perfect
Poor grammar aside, does Penko have the same firm, powerful bucking equipment as her friend Applejack?
>>27924173
...now, anon. Ponka is hella cute, adorable and everything, but her rump is nowhere comparable to the Applot. She can be a not-so-close second, at best
>>27924173
Ponkos butt is a tasty dish that's so delish
>>27924173
>>27924220
tfw no glorious, spine-shattering Earth pony harem
>>27924241
Shh, we can still dream
>>27924241
>implying you could even satisfy one
>>27924298
wouldn't it be fun to try, though
ITT: One Anon who has shit taste in candy, but apparently knows how to properly drink sodas and the like.
I can't stand ice in anything either, but cotton candy is just objectively delicious.
>>27924220
>>27924265
>trace a finger down AJ's spine, smiling as she nickers sleepily into the pillows
>Pinkie swings a hindleg over, eyes shining with a silent question in the cool darkness
>not loving both of your girls equally
>>27924341
That's the spirit!
>>27924336
Ice is good for small drinks, I mean you wouldn't want ice in something that's gonna be sitting for more than like 15 minutes
>>27924265
That pic is fugged up
>>27924173
You know, I think she does. She's certainly the most energetic of her friends, and at the end of it she's still an Earth pony. Just ... different flavours, that's all.
>>27924173
being an earth pony, Pinkie probably has the genetics to do heavy menial labor like Applejack. but in hoof-to-hoof combat, AJ would still whoop Pinkie because she's spent her whole life doing backbreaking work on her farm whilst Pinkie only worked on a rock farm in her foal days
>>27925269
Pinkie is constantly bouncing and running everywhere, I'd say she gets in quite a lot of excercise. When obsessed, she can keep up with RD.
>>27924241
>>27924341
>having the luxury model and the rockin' off-road model in the same garage
oh my goodness
Best pone
>>27923222
So sad OP
>>27923222
TOPF get the fuck out, holy shit
>>27924220
>>27924265
>>27924341
Requesting anything AJ/Pinkie/Anon, please.
>>27925895
We don't talk about him here anymore
