/mlp/, I just got the first girlfriend I've ever had, and she's a brony!
>mfw
What about you guys? Have ponies led any of you to RL relationships?
>>27909189
Ponies have lead me AWAY from relationships.
>>27909189
Haha, amazing bait, this will undoubtedly provide lulz and material for future cringe threads.
Thanks, dude.
>>27909189
She's getting blacked behind your back
>>27909189
>She's a BROny
If she has a dick she's not a girl, Anon.
>>27909215
What if OP is a grill in disguise?
>>27909220
Then OP needs to post tits or GTFO
>>27909189It wont last
>>27909189
Tits or gtfo
>>27909189
Aww, that's cute. Well done, anon!
Have some cute dykeshit for your efforts
>>27909189
>Unhealthy obsession with small horse cartoon
>normalfags actually liking it
Remember where you are, lucky anon.
Ponies led me to having gay sex
Worst decision ever
>>27909189
>when girlfriend isn't brony but you still love her because she Thicc
>>27909189
>le mobilefag quality thread
>cheating on your waifu with some 3dpd
I'm ashamed to be the same species as you.
>>27909215
She has a vagina, but she's a boy.
>>27909727
>nigger twitter memes
>>27909800
Dubs don't lie and >>27909727 truly triggered me
>>27909215
>he fell for the term 'brony' having it's origin in the fans being male, as opposed to being a portmanteau of the board denizen nickname /b/ros and the word pony
Why do you even thinked about getting a girlfriend?
Dont you know where you are?
Nice blogpost, cuck.
She'll cheat you with a 6'4'' nigger.
>>27911812
Anonymous, bro, that's just plain hurtful and untrue.They like short niggers, too.
>3dpd
>>27909189
>>27909189
Yep, I hear you. Leave her, it'll turn to shit because
she might be a Rarityfag
>>27909727
>thicc
Just understand that people will assume your girlfriend is a landwhale unless you show pics that demonstrate the contrary
>>27909189
>ITT: things that either never happened or underaged shit
>>27909189
Eh.
A few times. They all turned out as failures though.
Cept for one, I met two guys back in 2013 when i first joined. Met them online and in less than a week I'm going to drive up to San Fran to meet them for the first time in 3 years.
>>27909189
I wasted a Year and 7 months only to find out I got cucked by my stupid slut of an ex.
>>27909722
>>27912024
>ponies lead to gay
Wow.
Who knew.
>>27912057
its not like that anon.
they're musician friends of mine.
i don't like dickok well maybe a little bit, but they dont and either way they're shorter than short
>>27909189
my first gf was a horse doctorlets just say that im in stable condition
>>27909189
Holy shit!
>tfw no gf
>>27909189
Thats sweet that you have a transgender boyfreind
>>27909189
My last girlfriend really got into everything with me, even clop. I left her because she's literally psycho, I should've known when she accepted mlp so readily. Literally waifus are better as long as you have actual friends.
>>27913082
>friends
>having anythis anon gets it
![[minnesotas internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/4k5ibFw.png "[minnesotas internally].png")
>>27909189
>implying
>>27909189
Your girlfriends a brony? So she has a dick, not a girl faggot
>inb4 pegasister
>>27909189
Leave the premises, gayboy.
>>27909189
How did you keep the googly eyes stuck to your hand?
>>27909189
>no hooves
>3dpd no less
gg, re re
>>27913082
Now when you say
>literally psycho
Do you mean she was legitimately diagnosed with Anti-social Personality Disorder by a reliable physician, or was she just a massive cunt?
Either way, would you mind story timing a bit? I'm slightly interested.
>>27909189
I knew a girl who pretended to like it for me, shes gone now and so are any hopes of starting the webcomic we came up with.
>>27913761
That isn't even a hacksaw you posted, you tremendous namefagging faggot. That's a bow saw, for cutting wood in the field. A hacksaw blade is very fine toothed for cutting metal.
>>27913745
Sure, why not. No, she's never been to mental health facility, but her entire family could be diagnosed Boderline Personality Disorder, I'm quite sure. Psychopathic is probably not the best term I could've used, more like sociopathic and extremely manipulative, though when all else failed, she did have pretty bad emotional outbursts. Somewhat physically abusive at times, mostly just emotionally abusive.
From what I've seen, her family is emotionally abusive and her ex's were physically abusive. She also made it a point on several occasions to downplay anything she did wrong because she's gone through much worse, which kinda annoyed the fuck out of me because I never did any of those things to her. Oh, and never drink with her, holy fucking hell.
Don't get me wrong, I still feel kinda bad for her, but I gave her way too much support for her to be a total cunt for no reason so often. I've also had ex's with diagnosed depressive disorders and bipolar personality disorders, so I know that whatever she has, she's got it really bad.
Gotta say, the sex was good enough to put up with everything for such a long time though, lots and lots of awesome kinks.
>>27909189
>Meet chick in physics lab
>Get assigned to be lab partners
>She like Ponies and Fighting games as well
>We do thuggery
>Become dating
>Get blindsided by kinks
>Blood fetish is the one that really caught me off guard
>Been dating for 3 years now
>>27914305
>Blood fetish
W-what does that entail, exactly?
>>27914643
wanting your partner to take a razor blade to the tipof a blood orange, to peel and make a smoothie to douse yourself with
>>27914643
Blood does not make for good lube.
>>27909189
It'll never last.
