They're in heat Anon. And you can't just do your favorite because the others will get jealous. I hope you're up to the challenge.
>>27883066
>you can't just do your favorite because the others will get jealous.
I think I'll live with knowing someone's unhappy about not getting my dick, while I stick to/in my waifu, thanks.
>>27883066
That's not a problem at all
>>27883066
Oh, I'm ready.
Endurance, don't fail me now.
>>27883066
>And you can't just do your favorite because the others will get jealous.
But what if I do none of them? Then they have to just sit there, aching vaginas hopelessly waiting for their desires to be satiated.
>>27883079
Well, at least you know Rainbow is still the fastest in everything she does :^)
>>27883085
That's cruel
>>27883066
>Potential death by snu snu
Sign me up, pal
>>27883085
Don't do this to me. I have to do things today, I can't have these thoughts going through my head.
>>27883085
>>27883164
>pones following around anon with dripping vaginas, whimpering, as he ignores them and goes about his daily activities.
>>27883213
>anon teases them just enough to keep them constantly horny but not enough to make them cum.
>>27883213
>Anon is an exhibitionist to boot
>Who is very proud of his penis
"Look at it. It's a beaut, ain't it? Just imagine this thick piece of meat going in and out of you until you're weak in the knees, yeah?"
>The mares look on in awe, some drooling a bit
"Well that's enough show and tell of me pecker, I've got to pick up groceries. Good day, mates."
>There are whines and whinnies as he zips back up and strolls along to the store, whistling a merry tune
Also he's an aussie for some reason.
>>27883066
>Call the royal guards
>"Gentlemen, please help these fine ladies"
>>27883066
You're preaching to the choir, friendo.
>>27883247
shitposting aussie doing this to the mane six.
it's like sweet and sour chicken
>>27883251
Found the cuck
>>27883286
>Having one of the Mane 6 as a waifu
Found the pleb
>>27883251
>"Our honour and duty, citizen.
>Anon tips his fedora.
>>27883291
>implying
>>27883291
this
>inb4 "if you don't waifu a mane 6, that means you love a background character with no personality!"
>>27883066
I know a few good men who could help them. It'll be like a party
![large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hyPm7qI.png "large[1].png")
>>27883066
>>27883286
>not having ahusbando
>>27883331
>your husbando has an itchy asshole
>you refuse to scratch it and listen to him whine as he drags his ass across the carpet
You gave him homo worms.
>>27883359lewd
>>27883066
*Guzzles 5-hour energy drink*
"Right, let's do this!
>>27883400
But, that doesn't do shit, but taste bad.
>>27883066
>Heat
>Not estrus
Your scenario is shit, you're shit,your waifu a shit.
>>27883414
well you're a mean one mr.grinch
>>27883073
That's mighty neighborly of you, so you wouldn't help your waifu's friends, even if she asked you to?
>>27883400
>*actions*
Kill yourself.
>>27883316
>Background character
>No personality
Shes only friends with Twilight in OPs pic so I couldnt give less of a fuck about the others.
>>27883969
>minor complaints from a triggered autist
end your life
OP, don't underestimate myMANGNUM DONG, I have endurance, I have willpower, thank you /mlp/ for this gift from all the lewd shitposting
>>27883066
Good thing I don't like any of them
>>27883066
>2 hands
>2 feet
>1 mouth
>1 benis
>>27883066
I would fug five of them and leave one denied, she has to watch though.
there's some great green potential ITT
>>27884056
Who gets left out?
>>27884338
Depends on who wants relieve the most
>>27884338
Rainbow Cunt
>>27883291
Holy shit nice one friendo! Have a (You)!
>>27883066
>Twilight: "Mr.Anonymous? According to my studies I'm at the height of my estrus today. I require release."
>Rarity: "I know its not ladylike to beg, but *whimpers* please make love to me."
>Rainbow Dash: "Hurry up and stick it in me already! Jeez!"
>Applejack: "When muh pussy's drippin', I need a good dickin'! Saddle up and mount me, cowboy!"
>Fluttershy: *shivering and whimpering* "um, could we please have sex now Mr.Anonymous *pouts* please?"
>Pinkie: "Just fuck me! Fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckme!"
>>27885128
>implying she would want anything to do with your micropenis anyways
There ain't no stoppin' me now, boys.
>>27885471
t. dashfag
>>27885471
>dashfags on suicide watch yet again
>>27885511
>>27885522
>damage control and projection
Its my lucky day :^)
for you denial lovers out there
http://pastebin.com/v2rwrdhG
Know that I love you
>>27883066
applejack's hat upsets me. it's to far back on her head. it would be hitting her back and should be askew.
>>27887189
I highly doubt that's what the artist was thinking about when making this.
>>27887205
you ever wore a cowboy hat before? shits not comfy when you bend your head back. plus she arching her back. that would be digging into her shoulders. I just couldn't bring myself to fuck her if I knew she wasn't comfy.
>>27887230
Again, I highly doubt that's what the artist was thinking about when making this.
And no, I've never worn a cowboy hat.
>>27887247
well, my faps ruined. I really don't know how you can go on like that but more power to you.
I'm not one for screwing horses. But you said "challenge". I can't back down from that.
>>27883291
>Not having one of the mane 6 for a waifu
>calling people plebs because they do
found the edgy fedora-tipping neckbeard.
>>27883066
W-will I get to cuddle her after?
POWER OVERWHELMING
>>27888660>Come join us Anon!
>>27890256
>come in here expecting some nice green
>bunch of waifu faggotry
damn you autistic bastards, can't you just enjoy some horsepussy and relax like us normal horsefuckers
>>27883247
I'd pay good money to see an aussie anon' in Equestria.
>>27884001
I hope you brought a monster condom, mate.
>>27883066
>5 of 6 ponies blushing
Rarity really is a shameless slut
>>27890610
She has fucked literally the entire continent.
She is the Roman Empire of cocks.
>>27890610
Rara is for lewd
>>27890610
Nice observation
>>27890624
This is undeniable
>>27890610
All I can see in this pic is mymulticolor-manewaifu.
>>27890610
She has absolutely no shame.
>>27883066
Pass up the opportunity, as my mare isn't there and defend my fidelity with my life.
>>27891429
Which one? Dash or Twi?
>>27891478
Twi of course, dashfags are a meme.
>>27891482
Nice meme!
>>27890610
S L U T
L
U
T
>>27890610
I want to fuck rarity dead.
>>27890610
Just because their hooves are in front of their mouthed doesn't mean they are blushing dude.
>>27890610
Only butterhush is blushing dude.
>>27891912
nice headcanon
>>27890610
>>27885069
You are one sick motherfuckerI like you
>>27890610
She was great in 2 Mares 1 Chalice
>>27883066
>implying m6 waif
>implying I wouldn't spend the day gluing my waifu's pussy shut
>implying I wouldn't do it just close enough to Dash to make her understand the importance of seniority
>>27885069
I want green of this now
