Why the Fuck am I turned on by this. I just want to be normal.
>>27876037
>Turned on
>Not cumming instantly
Your faith is lacking
>>27876037
?not being turned on by ponies
>>27876049
>fail greentext
>>27876058
?not knowing the patrician's way of greentexting
Everyone look at this newfag. I bet he can't even do more than six levels of irony.
>>27876037
You are nor/mlp/erson anon so relax and enjoy yourself
>>27876037
>implying this is not normal
anon cmon, she's sexy as fuck
>>27876037
>>27876037
You'll be buying a ranch in seven years unless you stop.
>>27876037
How can something be so cute and so sexy at the same time? I fucking love this artist.
I can't be the only one who'd want a pony body to fuck her with instead of my normal human one, right?
Both because of how dangerous equestria would be for someone with no magic and/or cartoon powers, and because I have an impregnation/pregnant sex/ happy family life kink.
>>27876136
Disgusting.
>>27876037
>be normal
>don't want to fuck a horse pussy
what's the fuck with you?
>>27876136
you could adopt a filly.
>>27876136
>want a pony body to fuck her
30 seconds of stamina.
>>27876231
But broad tongue to lick pussy and make your waifu cum
>>27876241
No fingers.
>>27876136
>implying you don't want to feel her pussy around your human dick which must be somthing great
>>27876411
But would that make HER feel good? Well? I rather doubt any human dick can get one of them off, and I don't want to be a selfish douche in bed.
>>27876432
maybe asking here to change my dick into a horse cock for the second round so both of us will be pleased fair enough
>>27876432
You're the one imagining your waifu but you decided to imagine her so that she wouldn't be satisfied with your dick. You're doing this wrong, Anon.
I bet you've never even bought a gallon of pony milk yet.
>>27876542
I have self-esteem issues for one... And for another, I get off on ships I like having sex and intimacy... I'm weird enough as it is, and I'd rather make sure I'm either built to get her off properly, or at least able to get her pregnant...
>>27876247
>finger fag detected
You disgust me.
Get out.
>>27876555
Y-you can purchase pony milk? Where might one do that?
>>27876633
Pony farm. Ten credits a bottle though because it's such a hassle to milk them. Totally worth it.
>>27876085
@not knowing this is how we do implying here
@sticking with your outdated question marks
>>27876677
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Damn
>>27876037
But its normal, anon.
These drawings are designed to arouse you, and they succeed in doing so. Not your fault
>>27876592
It's a matter of effort and practice anon
http://pastebin.com/2LtC0z3K
>>27876669
÷implying
>>27876722
Whos that schmaltzy guy I often see in the pone pic? Is this an avatar of the artist who draws it?
>>27876651
Are we talking milk or "milk" here?
I need to know, because reasons.
>>27876746
>that little squeal
I'm diamonds
>>27876432
You're the one with the creative mind, full set of fingers and a huge variety of sex toys at your disposition (for a price).
If all else fails, your arm and pic related is always the solution
>>27876767
I haven't the slightest of ideas
>>27876592
I'm not judging, but that's kinda worrying. I mean, wanting to be a pony is a legit fantasy and definitely I'd rather have a filly than one of those satyr things, so that's pretty nice. But, if I'm not mistaken, you're saying that you *can't imagine* anyone that would like you the way you are. That's terrible. Just the fact that you would renounce to everything you are to make her happy means that you can't be a bad guy. I'm worried about you, man. Cheer up, you're better than you think.
(if I'm a complete idiot and I jumped to conclusions too soon, then just ignore this shit)
>>27876787
We play with soccer bopers... Fuck how do you even spell that shit? It ruined the joke, abort, abort!
>>27876771
The white liquid that foals drink
>>27876802
Yeah... I really needed to hear that to be honest, thank you.
>>27876819
>>27876592
>>27876432
Fuck man, we're talking about nonexistent pastel ponies here. Don't let your mental issues ruin your fantasies and let the imagination go wild.
Everyone has their personal perfect version of their waifu, designed to cater to their tastes. Don't stick with "realism", dude.
>>27876819
Don't mention it Anon.
*unironic hug*
This does funny things to my willy.
>>27876838
>>27876842
I'm glad we can have a nice supportive talk in a waifs thread such as this...
Friendship IS magic.
>>27876860
DIE YOU PUSSY FAGGOT GET OUT OF FOURCHAN ILL CUT YOUR THROAT AND WRECK AND KILL AND CUT ANDim crying
>>27876037
>Why the Fuck am I turned on by this. I just want to be normal.
Because you're mentally unstable, that's why. You should seek professional help and institutionalization. You're more than likely a good match for electroshock therapy.
Or, you know, you just accept that you're a little effed in the head like the rest of us do.
>>27876037
Normal is overrated, son.
Weird is where it's at.
>>27876037
But anon,you are normal
All these sick fucks wanting to fuck inanimate cartoon horses.
Why don't you hambones man up, lift, get your fat asses/fit/ and go after real human women like a realman?
>>27879340
IN
ANIMATE
CATROON
HOR
SES
>>27879340
Cartoon ponies > human women
>>27876037
>Why the Fuck am I turned on by this. I just want to be normal
you will never be normal
kill yourself
it is the only option
>>27879373
You can actually fuck human women. You will forever be stroking your pathetic puny man meat to cartoon horses.
You can be a pussified beta cuck maturbating to cartoon horses or, with a little effort, become an alpha male who has to fend off pussy with a stick (because all of them want your stick).
Choose wisely anon. While I hope you grow up, I don't mind not having competition
>>27880313
>settling for objectively worse just because it's "real"
Shiggy.
>>27876198
>you could adopt a filly.
I don't see why she'd be any more likely to get pregnant.
>>27877776
>off by one
how unfortunate, unlike me
>fighting the urge to jerk off to guro art of my waifu
>>27880653
What if it's consensual? Like that one green where Anon bathes in Celestia's blood.
>>27876845
>Oberon
>Not Ivara
Kill yourself
>>27879340
>Implying you can't be /fit/ and like horsepussy at the same time
>>27876037
Imagine making that cutie cum over and over again until she futilely begs you to let go of her extremely sensitive pony clit. She looks at you with teary eyes and says "Please stop making me cum" seconds before another powerful orgasm.
Do you stop or go on until she passes out?
>>27876136
fucking filth
>>27881192
If she asks you to stop, you stop. Period.
>>27881227
>Not fucking her into a literal coma
>Not sitting in front of her as she lays in a hospital bed, the doctors telling you that she'll never wake again
>Not watching everyone leave the room after a sobfest, only the two of you remaining, and you whisper to her, "Worth it."
>>27881239
That's not what I had in mind. I just wanted to torture her a little with overwhelming pleasure
>>27876136
Actual filth
>>27881239
Enjoy your comatose waifu, I'd rather grow old with her by my side and be happy together until the very end.
>>27879340
>>27880313
fuck off chad mcdudebro
>>27876651
"Credits"?
>>27881119
>Not Ember
>>27882285
>Not Nyx
Not OP but I can't bring myself to like them sexually. The show is just too innocent in my eyes to be subject to my raging hormones. It's not that it doesn't get my gears warmed up, I just don't want to fuck them.
>>27882367
The board is filling with more people like you daily and it's disgusting.
Cum inside it's fun inside
>>27882373
With people who don't want to fuck innocent character? I don't care, I will not fuck them. M-maybe if I actually lived there and they wanted it, but for now, I'll stay a hermit. I have plenty other fetishes to occupy my time until I succumb to my primal desires of being a furry
>>27879340
But if I become /fit/ then I'll go after men instead.
>>27882367
>I can't bring myself to like them sexually
>It's not that it doesn't get my gears warmed up, I just don't want to fuck them
So, is it that you don't like them sexually, or is it that you think it's wrong? If you don't think ponies are sexy, and considering all those humanized threads I think you're not alone, OK, don't try to like them. There's no need to try to change you tastes just to fit in, that's stupid.
Now, if you actually like them but you think that's wrong, I know that feel. For a really long time, I completely avoided clop, not because I found it gross, but because I thought I shouldn't look ponies that way, they seemed "innocent" to me too. But, at the end of the day, ponies have parents, so sex is supposed to be something that exists in their world. And the ponies I liked are adults, so they could have sex at any moment. I mean, I was thinking of them like if they were children, but as soon as I accepted they aren't, that taboo was gone for me.
I don't mean that you should start clopping, in fact don't do it if you don't feel like it, but if you fail one day, just remember that you're not doing anything wrong.
>>27876592
whenever you're depressed just remember this post and know that you're nowhere near as pathetic as this anon
>>27876037
Don't listen to the fetishists here, OP. If you find that picture attractive, it's probably because it was drawn so that it looks like a human woman.
>>27882519
Kek, ikr, what kind of faggot uses all those ellipses.
>>27882539
Women with big pointy ears and a tail and without fingers are top unf.
>>27880313
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
>>27882681
>and without fingers
Sorry, you failed. :^)
>>27876136you're not the only one, anon.
>>27879340
>inanimate cartoon horses
>inanimate
>>>/aco/
>>>/d/
>>27876037
>wanting to be a normie
>>27881922
~1.5 USD
>>27880741
Should I post that?
>>27883225
Doing it anyway.
>>27883225
Do it,i have a fetish for that sorta thing.
>>27882387
>until I succumb to my primal desires of being a furry
ponies are not furry you fucking faggot
it's xenophillia
>>27876037
What are you talking about?
You are normal.
Try vore. it will not give you Ī am fucked up"feeling.
