>So as it turns out, if I had just turned one more page in
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>So as it turns out, if I had just turned one more page in the same book that told me dragons simply grow slowly and even at 18, spike would still look rather young...
>I'd have also noticed the section on just oh easily dragons can interbreed with... Literally anything sentient.
>Long story short, I have no idea what I'm going to tell the father to be... And I have even less of an idea on how to explain this to Twilight.
>>27874801
fuck off fashionista cunt
I want roleplayers to get hit by a bus.
>>27874801
And I care why?
>>27874801
You let spike fuck you without a condom multiple times and didn't do the research. You deserve whatever mutant spawn you shit out, you rag-sewing cunt.
>>27874801
>Rarity gets impregnated with a halfbreed monstrosity
>>27874828
>tfw you will never impregnate rarity and father her children
Must... Resist... DnD joke.
>Well the doctor said the baby seems to be perfectly healthy. I've thought it over, and decided that I really want to keep it.
>Now I just need to find a good way to have some alone time with spike again. As an added bonus, he should be more than happy to help me with these flaring up hormones of mine... Still, I need to get him alone again first. Any ideas?
>>27874960
Have sex wit Twi, sugar cube. Then she sure will let ya.
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>Roleplay
>Sparity roleplay
Fuck off.
