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Equestrian Dungeon: Basket Edition


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Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.

Version: 2.0
Recent updates: Tons of new content, modified the effects of update 1.5.

For new players: Post the nearest three items to your LEFT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
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>>27867731
Cast winds of tragedy lv.3 on the fire warden.
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>>27867731
Go right.
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>>27867731
Attack guard B
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>>27867731
Kick, buck and stomp Inferior Guard A
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>>27867731
>>27867735

No effect?
Heh

Slash at it again with the Sickle.
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>>27867731
Run to Useless and Akinzer and taunt Guard B by showing off my skills with an axe. Get it to get angry at me and pay attention to me so the others can catch it off guard.
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>>27867731
Fake out the Fire Warden by embedding the Royal Spontoon right in front of it and then use the pole of the Spontoon to deliver a roundhouse kick to the side of the Warden, now more devastating due to the added mass of me and Daily whom I'll keep on my back.
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>>27867743
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Tragedy, lv.3 on the Fire Warden! It had very little effect on the enemy.

>>27867753
>Jack Frost moves right. Here, he found an Ice Scout and a Fog Monster guarding a wooden crate.

>>27867755
>Akinzer attacked Inferior Guard B with the High Frequency Blade, but its shield negated the damage!

>>27867870
>Useless attacked Inferior Guard A with everything in his arsenal, but its shield negated the damage!

>>27867909
I never said that?
>Morky attacked the Circuit Breaker with the Sickle! He clipped a small part of the enemy, breaking some of its exterior off. Not much, though.

>>27867982
>Krono is taunting Inferior Guard B... But it didn't work!

>>27868039
>Suitcase roundhouse-kicks the Fire Warden into the right wall! She and Daily slammed down upon the robotic enemy with all force.

Inferior Guard A slashed its sword at Akinzer! He was scraped by the enemy's blade.
Warning! Akinzer is low on HP!
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at Akinzer, repeating the previous motion!
Warning! Akinzer is in critical condition!
The Fire Warden is charging its next attack!
The Circuit Breaker attacked Morky with an electric karate-chop! He was slapped to the right, where he did a little dance and snapped back into it.
Rarifag took damage from the flames.
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>>27868109
Winds of Healing 2 on Akinzer.
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>>27868109
Retrieve the Royal Spontoon from the ground/floor and guard with it. Hopefully at least reducing the damage of the Fire Warden's next attack.
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>>27868109
Cast ZA WARUDO, TOKI WO TOMARE
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>>27868109
Slash at the fire warden.
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>>27867731
>nothing to my left
>everything to my right
FUCK
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>>27868152
QUICKLY! MOVE YOUR COMPUTER SETUP SO EVERYTHING IS ON YOU LEFT!
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>>27868109
Shield bash the fucker

>The Circuit breaker cast Spark!
>The Attack had no affect on Morky!
>>27867735
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>>27868109
Stab the Fire Warden
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>>27868163
I'm on mobile you fag, my desk-warmer died again
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>>27868163
Words of advice from Daily
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>>27868109
attack inferior guard A again
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>>27868109
Heal myself up with medigun,then attack Ringcaster
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>>27868174
Turn yourself so that everything is to the left of you.
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>>27868109
Keep attacking
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>>27868117
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on Akinzer! He recovered some energy he desperately needed!

>>27868124
>Suitcase is guarding.

>>27868129
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Ω!
The Fog Monster couldn't move!
The Ice Scout couldn't move!

>>27868141
>Fruitanon attacked the Fire Warden with the Bayonet, hurting it some more!

>>27868168
Oh, OK.
>Morky shield bashed the Circuit Breaker, bumping it into another wall.

>>27868169
>Kars joined the battle, and attacked the Fire Warden with the Silver Chariot! She, too, dug into the enemy a little bit.

>>27868208
>Useless attacked Inferior Guard A with brute force, but its shield negated the damage!
Inferior Guard A's shield was broken!

>>27868227
>Ember used another puff of the Medigun on herself.

>>27868362
>Akinzer attacked Inferior Guard B with the High Frequency Blade, but its shield negated the damage!
Inferior Guard B's shield was broken!

Inferior Guard A fired a beam at Useless! The black mark grows larger...
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at Useless, awarding him with yet another cut.
The Ring Caster launched a ring at Ember! Watch out!
The Fire Warden unleashed a massive fire blast on the entire party! Everyone took damage.
Fruitanon's body was engulfed in flames!
Kars' body was engulfed in flames!
Rarifag took damage from the flames.
The Circuit Breaker rammed into Morky, but he blocked the attack with his shield!
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>>27868674
***Suitcase's shield blocked the attack on his end, but not on Daily's.
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>>27868674
Bash again
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>>27868674
Beat up the Ice Scout using levitation beta and the clackers.
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>>27868674
Dodge the ring,attack it's legs
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>>27868674
Swing at the Fire Warden again.
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>>27868674
STOP.DROP.ROLL
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>>27868674
finally now hit inferior guard A hard
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>>27868674
Repeatedly stab the Fire Warden with the Royal Spontoon.
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>>27868674
Use The Blender on Inferior Guard B.
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>>27868688
>Morky bashed the Circuit Breaker once more with the Medieval Shield! He can hear some minor crunching.

>>27868717
>Jack Frost refuses to actually throw the clackers, as he lets magic do his bidding. He still missed.

>>27868725
>Ember dodged the ring, then attacked the Ring Caster's legs with the SP/TW! She knocked the enemy to the ground, but it got right back up!

>>27868727
>Fruitanon attacked the Fire Warden with the Bayonet! He slashed the enemy with his weapon, making small sparks along the way.
Fruitanon took damage from the flames.

>>27868736
>Kars manually extinguishes her fire.

>>27868741
>Useless attacked Inferior Guard A with brute force! It worked, to say the least.

>>27868777
>Suitcase attacked the Fire Warden with the Royal Spontoon, slashing through its insides and cutting the enemy in half! {CRITICAL!}

>>27868811
>Krono used the Blender on Inferior Guard B! The enemy landed on the ground three seconds later. {CRITICAL!}

Inferior Guard A slashed its sword at Useless! He's starting to not like getting slashed at.
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at Krono! He noticed a small red line where the sword hit him...
The Ring Caster fired a beam at Ember! It landed on her right side.
The Fire Warden was destroyed!
The Circuit Breaker is charging its next attack!
You won!
Suitcase, Fruitanon, Rarifag and Kars gained 52 EXP.
Rarifag took damage from the flames.
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>>27868943
return the favor to inferior guard A with a torrent of body blows
knock the wind right out of him
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>>27868943
If Daily is on fire put her out and keep her on my back, otherwise go two rooms back and take the door straight ahead, keeping Daily on my back.
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>>27868943
Slash at fhe neck of Guard B
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>>27868943
Now, time to do something that involves throwing. Throw the clackers, missing the Fog Monster on purpose, then launch them back at it via Levitaion alpha.
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>>27868943
Fly over to Ember's fight.
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>>27868943
Attack Ring Caster again.
>>27868990
Can you not?
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>>27868943
Bash it again!
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>>27869078
"Nah."
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>>27868943
Follow Suitcase
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>>27869087
No seriously,stop.
Let me fight on my own.
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>>27869098
Listen, listen. I'm not going to fight, okay? I'm just using your location as a lookout point, okay?
If there are no doors or what not, okay, I will let you fight.
This isn't some bullshit deal, I am being honest.
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>>27868962
>Useless attacked Inferior Guard A with brute force! He pummeled the enemy into the boss door, but it still did not budge.

>>27868966
>Suitcase moved two rooms back and one room forwards. Here, she found a wooden door straight ahead, and darkness to the right.

>>27868971
>Krono attacked Inferior Guard B with the Bat-tle Axe, aiming for the neck! He barely hit the enemy, but left a small mark. A memento for later, they suppose.

>>27868979
>Jack Frost tossed the Clackers away from the Fog Monster, then drew them back via Levitation α! It worked just as planned.

>>27868990
>Fruitanon flew over to Ember's fight, but did not join.
Fruitanon took damage from the flames.

>>27869078
>Ember attacked the Ring Caster with the SP/TW, pummeling the enemy multiple times in the face!

>>27869079
>Morky bashed the Circuit Breaker once more with the Medieval Shield, hearing more serious cracking and crunching this time around.

>>27869089
>Kars is following Suitcase.

Inferior Guard A slashed its sword at Krono! The new incision was almost on top of the previous one.
Inferior Guard B fired a beam at Useless! The black spot is almost covering his left flank.
The Ring Caster launched two rings at Ember! Watch out!
The Circuit Breaker unleashed a shockwave on Morky! It hurt him, even though his shield was up.
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>>27869165
Fly instantly out, and cast winds of healing lv.1 on myself.
"Ponies this days..."
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>>27869165
Shank the Fog Monster.
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>>27869165
Keep attacking inferior guard A
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>>27869165
Bludgeon Guard B
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>>27869165
Put Daily onto the back of Kars and then lift Kars and put her on my back. Then explore the darkness to the right.
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>>27869165
Death From Above on it
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>>27869165
Attack Ring Caster
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>>27869165
Let >>27869213 happen
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>>27869213
>inb4 Suitcase's spine breaks from having to carry 5x her weight on her back.
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>>27869271
I'm an earth pone. I should be able to handle it. Right?
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>>27869171
>Fruitanon flew out, and cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on himself. He recovered some energy he might lose through the fire.
Fruitanon took damage from the flames.

>>27869182
>Jack Frost attacked the Fog Monster with the Frostfang! He got a very good hit on the monster, but not enough to call it critical.

>>27869190
>Useless attacked Inferior Guard A with brute force! It's not working as well now, is it?

>>27869202
>Krono attacked Inferior Guard B with the Bat-tle Axe! He clipped the enemy again.

>>27869213
>Suitcase, weighing herself down, aches and moans her way down the hallway. Here, she finds a wooden door to her left and a wooden door to the right, and more darkness ahead.

>>27869239
>Morky cast Death from Above on the Circuit Breaker, ensuring its death this turn. {CRITICAL!}

>>27869240
>Ember attacked the Ring Caster with the SP/TW! She kept punching its shit in.

Inferior Guard A slashed its sword at Akinzer... But missed!
Inferior Guard B fired a beam at Akinzer! He felt the burning pain on his right side.
Warning! Akinzer is low on HP!
The Ring Caster launched two more rings at Ember! Watch out!
Ember was hit by the previous two rings! The pain was barely bearable.
Warning! Ember is low on HP!
The Ice Scout could move again!
The Ice Scout slashed its frigid sword at Jack Frost, but his shield negated the damage!
The Fog Monster could move again!
The Fog Monster generated some fog, obscuring the battlefield!
Warning! Jack Frost is low on HP!
The Circuit Breaker was destroyed!
You won!
Morky gained 32 EXP.
A wooden crate spawned to the right of Morky.
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>>27869323
Earth pone strength can only go so far.
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>>27869332
Fly over to Suitcase, and open up the wooden door to the left.
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>>27869332
What's the cool down on Winds of Healing 2?
Use Winds of Healing 1 on Akinzer.
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>>27869332
Cast heal up beta on myself, then whack the Ice Scout via the clackers.
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>>27869332
Take a deep breath, puff out my chest, and then take the door that Fruitanon opened for me on the left.
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>>27869332
Open the crate.
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>>27869394
"Suitcase, uh, you okay there? ...Why are you carrying Kars?"
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>>27869332
Well if hitting hard isn't working hit inferior guard A softly
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>>27869332
Horizontal chain Ring Caster
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>>27869473
If this doesn't work,square chain it
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>>27869360
>Fruitanon opened the wooden door on the left at Suitcase's location. Inside, he found an idle Fog Monster.
Fruitanon took damage from the flames.

>>27869363
5 turns.
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on Akinzer! He recovered some energy he desperately needed.

>>27869375
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on himself! He recovered energy that he desperately needed.

>>27869394
>Suitcase enters the room with the idle Fog Monster.

>>27869407
>Morky opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found a die, but the Inventory is full.

>>27869457
>Useless lightly poked Inferior Guard A, but to no effect.

>>27869473
>Ember cast Horizontal Chain on the Ring Caster! Two of the five attacks landed.

Inferior Guard A fired a beam at Useless! Now they're shooting him on the other side...
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at Useless! He is starting to not want to move anymore...
Warning! Useless is low on HP!
The Ring Caster launched a ring at Ember! Watch out!
The other two rings hit Ember! She was knocked to the ground, but did not get back up immediately...
The Ice Scout is charging its next attack!
The Fog Monster generated more fog! It's getting difficult for Jack Frost to find his way now...
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>>27869536
Heal myself,dodge the rings,attack it's legs
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>>27869536
Finish script.
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>>27869536
Carefully put Kars and Daily down next to me and then stab the fog monster using the Royal Spontoon.
>>27869430
"Because pone tower."
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>>27869536
Give the die a roll
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>>27869536
Get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur. Yeah, roll on the floor
>>27869577
"Isn't that Jack's thing?"
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>>27869536
Whack the Ice Scout with the clackers.
"No."
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>>27869536
eat the banana peel
the fiber is good for you and the potassium help you stay healthy
maybe it recover hp too
I really hope it does
A lot at that
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>>27869588
"Yeah, but I've been feeling horny all day and I thought doing that might cure it. But it did the exact opposite."
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>>27869588
"Aren't you Jack :^)"
>>27869536
Attack the Fog Monster
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>>27869619
"Huh?"
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>>27869536
Fuck.
Use the SOD on Guard A.
>>27869617
>inb4 hot lesbian sex.
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>>27869557
>Ember gives herself another puff of the Medigun while dodging the oncoming ring.

>>27869558
>The 2.5th Manhorse finished the patch script. (2/2)

>>27869577
>Suitcase attacked the Fog Monster with the Royal Spontoon! She hit the enemy, all right!

>>27869583
>Morky gave the die a roll. It landed on 1.

>>27869588
>Fruitanon rolled on the floor, manually extinguishing the flames.

>>27869597
>Jack Frost attacked the Ice Scout with the Clackers, throwing them in a perfect boomerang style while hitting the enemy's head.

>>27869616
>Useless ate the Banana Peel!
Useless recovered 7 HP.

>>27869619
>Kars joined Suitcase's battle, and attacked the Fog Monster with the Silver Chariot! She landed a mediocre hit on the enemy, and did not draw blood.

>>27869633
>Krono used the SOD on Inferior Guard A! It worked rather well.

Inferior Guard A ate a slice of watermelon, and recovered 20 HP.
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at Useless! He's not feeling very well right now...
Warning! Useless is low on HP!
The Ring Caster fired a beam at Ember! Her pain grows.
Fog Monster A slashed at Jack Frost, but his shield negated the damage!
Jack Frost's shield was broken!
Suitcase and company suddenly attacked a Fog Monster!
Fog Monster B generated some fog, obscuring the battlefield!
The Ice Scout unleashed a powerful ice blast against Jack Frost! He felt the chill.
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>>27869934
Tackle the Ring Caster then stab/punch jaw
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>>27869934
Open the door to the room a little bit so the fog seeps out.
Attack Fog Monster then
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>>27869934
Keep rolling to see if anything magical happens.
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>>27869934
Attempt to find Kars
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>>27869934
fuck run out the left passage
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>>27869934
Spin the Royal Spontoon like a fan to both rid the battle of the fog and to confuse the fog monster, then strike by forcefully thrusting the Royal Spontoon deep into the fog monster's uh chest?
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>>27869934
Right, let's try this one more time. Shoot an EAR into the input and let it do it's thing.
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>>27869934
well. this can only end well.
Attempt to summon a blind rage and attack Guard B
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>>27869934
Slash at the foggy monster
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>>27869934
Cast shield alpha on myself.
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>>27869948
>Ember tackled and attacked the Ring Caster with the SP/TW! She is almost happy with what's going on here.

>>27869958
>Kars opens the door, then attacks Fog Monster B with the Silver Chariot! Another OK incision.

>>27869961
Spoilers: Nothing happens.
>Morky rolled the die again. It landed on 2.

>>27869974
>Springtrap is able to find Kars.

>>27869987
>Useless flees the battle, and runs out the left passage! All he sees is darkness.

>>27869995
>Suitcase attacked Fog Monster B with the Royal Spontoon! He hit the enemy squarely in the "chest."

>>27870006
>The 2.5th Manhorse tried again... It's taking a while, really.

>>27870008
>Krono attacked Inferior Guard B with the Bat-tle Axe! This time, he got a full-on hit!

>>27870035
>Fruitanon attacked Fog Monster B with the Bayonet! He slammed the weapon into what he guessed was the enemy's chest.

>>27870068
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on himself!
A 3-hit shield was placed around Jack Frost's body.

Inferior Guard A slashed its sword at Krono! He began to feel blood rushing towards the incision... Briefly.
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at Akinzer! He's not taking it too well, either.
Warning! Akinzer is low on HP!
The Ring Caster launched two rings at Ember! Watch out!
Fog Monster A slashed at Jack Frost, but his shield negated the damage!
Fog Monster B generated some more fog, for some effect.
The Ice Scout is charging its next attack!
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>>27870095
"How about no, Ice Ice Baby?"
Throw the clackers at the ice scout.
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>>27870095
Dodge the two rings,then uppercut Ring Caster
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>>27870095
Do a good incision into B
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>>27870095
carefully and quietly sneak back into the battle and steal everything I can from inferior guard B
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>>27870095
Cast winds of terror lv.3 on the fog monster
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>>27870095
Get up and look around
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>>27870095
Continue thrusting the Royal Spontoon into the fog monster.
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>>27870095
"At least it isn't Vista."
Lay back and let it process.
Krono, I'll be there in a bit.
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>>27870095
Push Akinzer out of the room and away from the battle then cast winds of terror 2 on Guard A.
It would be fucking great if I could get a bit of help.
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>>27870095
Get up from the floor and hit the fog monster before passing out on the floor again.
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>>27870267
Can't, I'm in mid-session trying to create things. When the brain scanner gets done, I'll come and save you. Hopefully.
After this addition and the fight, I'd need to borrow you for a turn or so.
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>>27870267
I think we're fairly well boned
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>>27870290
What do you need to borrow me for?
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Hey if anyone is interested in playing a quest on the side here's a link to my quest.

/help for commands

>>>/qst/361893
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>>27867731
>Kitchen knife
>Teapot
>Orange Tic-Tacs

>Unicorn

Jesus fuck that took forever
>inb4 instaded
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>>27870111
>Jack Frost threw the Clackers at the Ice Scout in such a malevolent fashion that he totally destroyed the enemy, shaking with rage.

>>27870113
>Ember dodged the two rings, then attacked the Ring Caster with an uppercut from the SP/TW...? Somehow, it worked.

>>27870124
>Kars attacked Fog Monster B with the Silver Chariot! She drew blood.

>>27870139
>Useless tries to steal something from Inferior Guard B... But fails.

>>27870165
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Terror, lv.3 on Fog Monster B!
Fog Monster B's DEF fell by 22 for the next turn!

>>27870181
>Morky eyes a wooden door straight ahead.

>>27870251
>Suitcase thrusted the Royal Spontoon into Fog Monster B, ending its short-lived tirade.

>>27870255
>The 2.5th Manhorse is letting it process.

>>27870267
>Krono shoves Akinzer out of the fight, then casts Winds of Terror, lv.2 on Inferior Guard A!
Inferior Guard A's DEF fell by 14 for the next turn.

>>27870288
>Daily is a smidge too late.

>>27870423
Welcome to the game, Boxpone! If you've been keeping up with the last few threads, you know who's where. You will be starting on Floor B8 in the normal Dungeon. Say "/cmds" for commands.
>Hyper-Eye removed from Inventory.
>Kitchen Knife added to Inventory.
>Pepto-Bismol removed from Inventory.
>Teapot added to Inventory.
>Chair-Nunchucks removed from Inventory.
>Tic-Tac x50 added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.

Inferior Guard A fired a beam at the now-reappared Useless! He can't seem to catch a break.
Warning! Useless is low on HP.
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at Krono! The cuts are starting to get deeper...
The Ring Caster launched a ring at Ember! Watch out!
Fog Monster A slashed at Jack Frost, but his shield negated the attack!
Fog Monster B was defeated!
The Ice Scout was totally scrapped!
You won!
Kars, Fruitanon and Suitcase gained 35 EXP.
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>>27870333
1) How to get those trips.
2) The scanner; I'll explain later.

>>27870453
Check it's progress.
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>>27870453
Open the door
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>>27870453
Slash at the fog monster.
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>>27870453
Check out the other wooden door we didn't check out.
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>>27870453
>Put on cosmetic: Box Hat
>/cmds
How's it been, laws?
>The ghost of Namefag hovers over the new poner
Look around, because i have no idea where i am.
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>>27870453
Obtuse chain the Ring Caster after dodging it's launched ring
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>>27870453
Attempt to summon the Blind Rage again and attack Guard A
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>>27870453
Put Daily onto the back of Kars and then lift Kars onto my back. Then exit the room and explore the darkness straight ahead. (Left from where we're leaving.)
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>>27870453
Let >>27870486 happen
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>>27870453
attack inferior guard A with hooves and more hooves
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>>27870453
Attack Guard A with Shovel
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>>27870460
>It appears to be complete!... Somewhat. It looks like it didn't get the whole picture.

>>27870462
>Morky opened the wooden door. On the other side, he finds a wooden door straight ahead, and darkness to his left and to his right.

>>27870464
>Jack Frost attacked the Fog Monster with the Frostfang! He managed to get a decent slash on the foggy enemy.

>>27870471
>Fruitanon opens the wooden door on the other side. In here, he finds an idle Plunderseed Vine to his left, and a wooden door to the left. Darkness looms to the right.

>>27870474
/cmds
>/inv - Displays Inventory. This is shared by all players.
>/stats - Displays the entire team's FRS and EXP, as well as what they have equipped and their learned skills.
>/skills - Displays the skills you have currently learned.
>/tc (#1-3) Displays trophy cases 1, 2, or 3, depending on the number you put in. You can equip badges in the trophy case for extra stat augments if they are not already equipped.
>/settings - Maybe now's not the best time to change that.
>/exp - Displays EXP needed to obtain the next level, as well as your current level.
>/bio - Displays a short bio about your character. Fun and neat, for ages 3+.
Hey there! How's it going?
>Boxpone finds himself at the starting point of the floor, totally away from the rest of the party. He finds darkness to his right, which he can traverse.

>>27870479
>Ember dodged the ring, then cast Obtuse Chain on the Ring Caster! Two of the four attacks landed.

>>27870484
>Krono attacked Inferior Guard A with the Bat-tle Axe... But missed!

>>27870486
>Suitcase burdens herself once more (literally), and travels through the darkness ahead. Here, she finds passages to both her left and her right, with more darkness ahead.

>>27870496
>Useless attacked Inferior Guard A with brute force! He clobbered its face... Temporarily.

>>27870506
Error: This enemy is in a seperate dungeon.

Enemy movements coming in a follow-up post.
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>>27870596
Open the door

Also going to be AFK for a bit
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>>27870596
Inferior Guard A fired a beam at Useless! He's getting sore now...
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at Useless! He trots backwards at an alarmingly slow rate.
Useless couldn't withstand the attacks, and fell unconscious...
The Ring Caster launched a ring at Ember! Watch out!
The Fog Monster slashed at Jack Frost, but his shield negated the damage!
Jack Frost's shield was broken.
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>>27870596
Cast winds of tragedy lv.3 on the vine.
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>>27870596
>himself
>implying
Only just now managing time (and having items) to play the quest tee bee ache.
>There better not be monsters behind that darkness...
>Equip Kitchen knife, traverse darkness.
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>>27870596
Throw the clackers at the fog monster.
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>>27870596
Use The Blender on Guard A
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>>27870596
>>27870603
yea! nap tiem!
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>>27870596
Uh, get an estimate on how much percent of the brain it got.
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>>27870596
Explore the left passage.
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>>27870596
Uhhh, Take a nap
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>>27870596
>>27870603
Stab Ring Caster after dodging again
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>>27870601
>Morky opened the door straight ahead. Here, he found another idle Fog Monster.

>>27870636
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Tragedy, lv.3 on the Plunderseed Vine! It was noticeably injured.
The Plunderseed Vine is stunned this turn!

>>27870649
Are you not?
>Boxpone traverses the darkness. Here, he finds a wooden door to his left, a passage to his right, and more darkness ahead.

>>27870653
>Jack Frost threw the Clackers at the Fog Monster! The effect was tremendous!

>>27870664
>Krono used the Blender technique on Inferior Guard A! It was exceptionally useful! {CRITICAL!}

>>27870678
45%, give or take.

>>27870760
>Suitcase explored the passage to the left. Here, he found two passages to the right, a passage to the left, and a passage straight ahead.

>>27870782
>Springtrap decides that now is the perfect time to take a nap.

>>27870784
Reminder you have weapons that go on your hooves, and not blades or some shit.
>Ember attacked the Ring Caster with the SP/TW after dodging the ring! She clobbers the shit out of the enemy, but it got back up.

Inferior Guard A fired a beam at Krono! The pain was nothing new to him, but it sure felt like it.
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at Krono! In the same damn spot, too...
The Ring Caster fired a beam at Ember! She felt she was too young to die.
Warning! Ember is low on HP!
The Fog Monster slashed at Jack Frost! He took the attack like a stallion.
Warning! Jack Frost is low on HP!
The Plunderseed Vine is stunned!
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>>27870815
Slash and dice the vine into a salad.
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>>27870815
Take the first passage on the right.
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>>27870815
nap time part 2
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>>27870815
Cast heal up beta on myself.
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>>27870815
Correct.
>/inv
>Peek through the door to the left
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>>27870596
Become an unusual hat by riding on suitcase like a pony and spitting around her head.
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>>27870815
Leave door open and use Death from above if possible, if not, slash at it with the sickle

Just getting in a reply, going AFK for a bit longer.
>>
Ok, which one of you assholes started the JoJo thread?
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>>27870815
Use The SOD on Guard B. Embrace the pain.
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>>27870885
I don't make threads, I just post in them.
So, wasn't me.
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>>27870815
I have no idea what they look like yo.
Attack Ring Caster again
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>>27870938
Okay, you want to know what they look like?
It's half of a cylinder, which allows it to be worn by pones. It has a shit ton of spikes on it, to give it that sweet, sweet +14 ATK.
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>>27870815
Hm. Tilt it to the left and go again.
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>>27870835
>Fruitanon attacked the Plunderseed Vine with the Bayonet! He has the plant on its last leg...

>>27870836
>Suitcase takes the first passage on the right. This leads her to a flight of stairs going up.

>>27870844
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on himself! He recovered some energy he really needed!

>>27870855
Okay, sorry.
>Boxpone peeks through the door to the left. She finds more darkness inside.

>>27870856
That's kind of odd.

>>27870883
>Morky cast "Dath from Above" on the Fog Monster! He slammed down on the enemy with extreme precsion! {CRITICAL!}

>>27870891
>Krono used the SOD on Inferior Guard B! More churning takes place.

>>27870938
>Ember attacked the Ring Caster once more with the SP/TW! She's almost finished!

>>27870975
>The 2.5th tilts the cap to the left, and goes again. Slightly more comes up.

Inferior Guard A fired a beam at Krono! He's taking it like a stallion... Or so he thinks.
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at Krono! He's starting to bleed now.
Krono is bleeding.
The Ring Caster launched a ring at Ember! Watch out!
Fog Monster A slashed at Jack Frost! Things happened.
Morky suddenly attacked Fog Monster B!
Fog Monster B generated some fog, obscuring the battlefield!
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>>27871130
nap time part 3
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>>27871130
For a second I thought I misspelled it
Also I left the door open >>27870883
>Leave door open

Slash at it with sickle
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>>27871130
Bite the plant in half, then spit it out.
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>>27871130
Throw the clackers at the fog monster.
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>>27871130
Attack once more
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>>27871130
It's fine, normally i don't bring it up lest i get meme'd.
>Fog of war should not be like this tee bee ache eff ah mm
>Peek down the passage to the right.
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>>27871198
Side note, /inv hasn't been responded to
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>>27871130
I guess you can say it's UNUSUAL.

Just talk to suitcase. "So, how'd you become a girl?"
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>>27871151
>Morky opens the door, then slashes at Fog Monster B with the Sickle! He really gets in tere with the enemy!

>>27871165
>Fruitanon goes full herbivore by biting the Plunderseed Vine... And spitting it out.

>>27871175
>Jack Frost tossed the clackers at Fog Monster A! They clobbered the enemy where it really counts: In the chest!

>>27871183
>Ember attacked the Ring Caster once more with the SP/TW, breaking the enemy in half! Sparkles flutter everywhere.

>>27871198
>Boxpone peeks down the passage to the right. Here, she finds a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and a wooden door straight ahead.

>>27871208
Oh, right.
/inv: http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE

>>27871216
>Daily talks to Suitcase.

The Ring Caster was defeated!
Fog Monster A slashed at Jack Frost, but he did not bleed!
Fog Monster B is generating more fog... In vain.
The Plunderseed Vine was destroyed!
You won!
Ember gained 47 EXP.
Fruitanon gained 15 EXP.
Ember has achieved Level 13!
Ember realized the power of Vertical Chain!
A wooden crate spawned in the room that Ember was previously in.
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>>27871245
nap time part 4
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>>27871130
"Oh crud."
Take a deep breath and haul Kars and Daily up the stairs.
>>27871216
"I don't actually know. I just woke up one day to find my dick gone."
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>>27871245
Finish off the Fog Monster with the Frostfang.
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>>27871245
>>27871254
>>
>>27871245
Open up the wooden door to the left.
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>>27871245
Attack again with the sickle.
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>>27871245
Fucking finally
Wait why did Fruit gain EXP?
Open the crate
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>>27871323
Because I killed the vine?
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>>27871245
Get off suitcase's back to give her a break as I put Kars on my back.
>>27871254
"Are you sure no one *coughmanhorsecough* sliced it off to create an item?"
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>>27871245
Thanks.
>"What is with all these doors?"
>Go back
>Open left door
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>>27871245
Attempt to sleep while I'm on Daily's back
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>>27871245
Now just slowly circle the cap around my head.
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>>27871353
"Maybe that's why they were called 'bloody stallions'."
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>>27871254
>Suitcase hauled her party up the stairs. When she came back down on the other side, she found a wooden door straight ahead, and a staircase going up to her right.

>>27871256
>Jack Frost attacked the Fog Monster with the Frostfang! He froze it solid, then broke apart the ice cube with a dash attack! {CRITICAL!}

>>27871270
>Fruitanon opened the wooden door to the left. Here, he found himself in an area with darkness to his left and to his right. A wall greeted him straight ahead.

>>27871298
>Morky attacked the Fog Monster again with the Sickle! He started to draw blood.

>>27871323
>Ember opened the wooden crate. Inside, she found an empty salt shaker, but the Inventory was full.

>>27871353
>Daily takes the burden for herself.

>>27871384
>Boxpone opens the wooden door to her left in the previous room. From here, she finds darkness in all directions.

>>27871386
>Kars cannot sleep.

>>27871447
>The 2.5th Manhorse slowly circles the cap around his head. It's looking better now...

Fog Monster A was destroyed!
Fog Monster B slashed at Morky! He was hurt.
You won!
Jack Frost gained 85 EXP.
A wooden crate appeared in front of Jack Frost.
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>>27871617
Open up the crate.
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>>27871617
Find Not-Fruit I guess.
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>>27871617
Go left.
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>>27871617
>Do searching poner things, like look around.
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>>27871617
Attack again with sickle
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>>27871617
nap time part 5
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>>27871617
Go through the door straight ahead while carrying Kars and Daily.
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>>27871617
>Kars cannot sleep.
My body is the most plush in this dungeon!
Also, follow suitcase I guess.
>>27871483
"I'm scared, I'm scared of these ponies!"
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>>27871625
>Jack Frost opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found some Orange Soda, but the Inventory is full.

>>27871637
>Ember has found Fruitanon.

>>27871638
>Fruitanon chooses to go left. Here, he finds a passage to his left, and more darkness ahead.

>>27871646
>Since Boxpone has no light source, he must pick a direction and walk towards it. Alternatively, he can follow a player and ask them questions about what's going on and stuff.

>>27871651
>Morky attacked the Fog Monster with the Sickle! He's really hurting the enemy now!

>>27871664
>Suitcase enters the door straight ahead. Here, she finds a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and darkness ahead.

>>27871680
>Daily is following Suitcase.

The Fog Monster slashed at Morky! He feels fine... For the most part.
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>>27871727
>still using he
Yeah okay i get it
>Try and follow Daily and Co.
>>
>>27871727
nap time part 6
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>>27871727
Do it again!
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>>27871727
Catch the wooden door to the right.
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>>27871727
Pour about 200 ml into the 250 ml breaker, and drink the rest of the soda.
>>
>>27871727
Go left.
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>>27871727
Check out the darkness
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>>27871727
Keep Kars on my back and take the wooden door on the left.
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>>27871727
Keep circling a bit lower.
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>>27871749
>Boxpone has somehow found herself following Daily and company.

>>27871756
>Morky attacked the Fog Monster with the Sickle! It's slowly wearing down...

>>27871759
>Daily opened the wooden door to the right. Inside, she found nothing. Nothing was inside this room.

>>27871765
>Jack Frost nearly fills the 250ml beaker with Orange Soda, and drinks the rest.
Jack Frost recovered 5 HP.

>>27871771
>Fruitanon enters the wooden door to the left, and ends up in a hallway with a wooden door to the left and a wooden door straight ahead.

>>27871787
>Ember moves straight ahead. Here, she finds one of the pink crystals to her right, darkness to the right, and darkness straight ahead.

>>27871832
>Suitcase is following Fruitanon.

>>27872031
>The 2.5th Manhorse is almost scratching himself with the cap at this point.

The Fog Monster scratched Morky! He's holdng up... Somewhat.
Warning! Morky is low on HP!
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>>27872062
>mfw i just noticed law threw another maze at us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyK7T-7vCro

Follow Fruit and Co.
>>
>>27872062
"Hey, Vinyl, are you thirsty?"
Hold the beaker of soda.
>>
>>27872062
Time to open up the door straight ahead!
>>
>>27872062
nap time lucky number 7
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>>27872062
(Snooze for the night)
(BOXPONE SHUTTING DOWN)
>>
>>27872062
"Good enough."
Check the percentage captured and save the model as 'T25'.
>>
>>27872062
Keep going
>>
>>27872062
Death from above on it again
>>
Jack Frost: The perfectionist.
Mork-Meister: The swood dude.
!UsELSs926: The opposite of his name.
KarsAccident: A party member I shall not speak of.
Box Pone: Fucking delicious.
Ember: Half pussy, half dragon.
Krono: NOT a time lord.
Akinzer: Asended.
Suitcase: Fucking delicious 2: electric boogaloo.
Daily: The new Microkek
Microkek: Nonexistent?
Lawsman: Asended above all else.

My truthful takes on everyone here.
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>>27872183
>The Perfectionist
Huh??
>>
>>27872183
Fuck you too.
>>
>>27872080
>Daily is following Fruitanon and friends.

>>27872085
"No thanks, Jack."

>>27872092
>Fruitanon opened the wooden door straight ahead. He is here: >>27869165 (@ Suitcase)

>>27872096
>Boxpone goes to sleep.

>>27872134
>The 2.5th Manhorse saves the model as "t25."

>>27872157
>Ember keeps moving forward. Here, she finds a passage to the left, and darkness to the right. More darkness lies ahead.

>>27872171
>Morky cast "Death from Above" on the Fog Monster, squashing it for good! {CRITICAL!}

The Fog Monster was defeated!
You won!
Morky gained 35 EXP.

I am stopping here for the night.

Schedule for the week:
- Tuesday: Late start, with two dead periods thrown in. 1st dead period should be about an hour long, and the second should be just over two. Worst-case scenario, my first dead period will become part of my morning/afternoon stuff, and I won't be back until about 5 Eastern.

- Wednesday: Another late start, with no dead periods that I know of. Starting at about 2 Eastern.

- Thursday is an off-day. I will not post on Thursday, but I will resume Friday.

- Friday: No dead periods + early start.

Have a great night, guys! See you tomorrow!
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>>27872183
w0t?
>>
>>27872276
g'nite laws
fingers crossed lucky number eight for not being dead
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>>27872276
Well, teleport to >>27872062 (Ember), and go right.
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>>27872276
Checfk out the left door I didn't check.
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>>27872183
>Fucking delicious 2: electric boogaloo.
What?
>>
>>27872276
That's it tho? No crates?
If not, leave room, if yes, open it
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>>27872183
This disturbed me from my sleep.

What the fuck?
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>>27872276
Go left
>>
Force Quit Box
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>Sleep because a long day at work
>"Hey maybe I won't ,miss that much"
>Come back
>Check how much I missed

I'm gonna try to be more productive tomorrow
>>
>>27873133
It's me by the way
>>
>>27873133
>>27873142
F
>>
>>27873213
Q
>>
A nice big fat bump.
>>
>>27872899
<ERR-STATE=OFFLINE>
>>
I've got a couple hours before dead period 1.

>>27872309
>Jack Frost teleported to Ember's location, and moved right. Here, he found the clock-crown symbol and the four crystals around him.

>>27872316
>Fruitanon opened the wooden door to the left in the previous room. Here, he finds three familiar wooden doors to the left.

>>27872330
No crates.
>Morky leaves the room. He is here: >>27870596 (@ Morky)

>>27872400
>Ember moves left. Here, she finds... A giant fucking wall!
Oops.
>>
>>27875573
"...,"
Check out the tick tock.
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>>27875573
Open up the first one.
>>
>>27875573
Wow that's very fucking funny.
Go back and go right
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>>27875573
9th wake-up roll
>>
>>27875573
>WAKE UP INSIDE
>goto Location Player=Morky
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>>27875698
Aaaand i've already forgot my trip.
Fuck.
>>
>>27875642
>Jack Frost investigates the symbol. It hasn't changed since the last time he saw it.

>>27875651
>Fruitanon opened the first wooden door. Inside, he finds a wooden door to the right, and nothing to the left.

>>27875669
>Ember is in the same place as Jack Frost.

>>27875698
>>27875708
>Boxpone is following Morky.
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>>27875727
Open up the wooden door.
>>
>>27875727
Follow Jack
>>
>>27875727
As it would seem, nobody from Super is here, which somewhat benefits me. Is the boss room open?
/exp
/s_stats
/s_inv
>>
>>27875727
Go into the darkness the clock is pointing to.
>>
>>27875727
law of averages 10 roll is time to wake-up
>>
>>27875748
>Fruitanon opened the wooden door. Here, he found another wooden door to his right, and nothing straight ahead.

>>27875751
>Ember is following Jack Frost.

>>27875753
HAHA
/exp
You are currently Level 6. You need 124 EXP to reach the next level.
/stats
(24)JAF-1/7960 Sa Ha Pa s^A d^A,O Ea Eb Po Hb Eg Ra (E: Frostfang, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig) (KOs: 2)
(21)FRU-1/5790 H3 R3 E3 (E: Bayonet, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant, Cat-ear headband)
(16)STC-1/3473 Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc Rc (MrC)(E: Royal Spontoon, Vest, TNoLM, Wooden Vest) (KOs: 2)
(14)KRO-0/2744 H2 R2 T1 (MsC)(E: Bat-tle Axe, Leather Armor, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 5)
(9)DAL-1/1329 Ka Ra Ha (E: Brutal Mace)
(10)MOR-0/1524 La Sa Sb Ya ?? (Gl) (E: Sickle, Medieval Shield, Stoneguard Armor, Hard Hat) (KOs: 1)
(13)EMB-1/2251 Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc (Di)(E: SP/TW, Leather Jacket, Medigun, Hoof Mittens)
(11)SRT-2/1824 Ac Sc Oc Hc (Al) (E: Metal Shovel)
(10)USL-1/1569 Ac Sc Oc (Gi)(E: Nothing)(KOs: 2)
(6)T25-0/551 Ha Ova Ya (E: Nothing)
(4)AND-1/273 (E: Welding Mask)
(8)KRS-1/1046 Ac Sc (E: Silver Chariot, Crystal Bracelet, Violet Charm, Stoneguard Leggings) (KOs: 2)
(4)AKI-2/339 Ba Pa (E: Katana)
(4)RRF-1/327 Ya O^a (E: Baseball Bat, Rarity Plushie)
(1)BOX-1/0 (E: Nothing)
/s_inv
-High Frequency Blade (E)
-Vinyl Plushie
-Laser Pistols (35)
-EAR 4
-EAR 5
-EAR 7+ (E)
-Defibrillator
-Fuel Sword
-Computer (?)
-Leather Armor (+ATK) (E)
-Bat-tle Axe (E)
-Generator
Total: 12/15

>>27875763
>Jack Frost finds himself back here: >>27872062 (@ Ember)
>>
>>27875928
11nth rollings
>>
>>27875928
Go into the right darkness
>>
>>27875991
>Follow
>>
>>27875996
Don't tell me, tell Law
>>
>>27875928
Try to wake up Useless.
>>
>>27875928
Go right.
>>
>>27875928
Right door it is
>>
>>27875996
reply to Lawsmen's post with your actions
>>
>>27876008
Fuck, meant to add that.
>>27875928
>>27875991
>Follow
>>27876039
I get it, okay? It's been a while.
>>
>>27876053
It's good
>>
>>27875991
>Morky turns right. Here, he finds a wooden door straight ahead, and more darkness to his left.

>>27876013
>Krono is unsuccessful at waking up Useless.

>>27876024
>Jack Frost moves to the right. Here, he finds a door to his left, a passage straight ahead, and darkness to his right.

>>27876033
>Fruitanon opens the wooden door to the right, and ends up back here: >>27875573 (@ Fruitanon)

>>27876053
>Boxpone is following Morky.
>>
>>27876125
12th-ish revival roll
if this one doesn't work maybe I'll go haunt Manhorse for a while
>>
>>27876125
Open door
>>
>>27876125
"What the fuck is up with this place and doors?"
>poniponi whilst waiting for Morks' action
>>
>>27876125
Take the wooden door straight ahead while carrying kars on my back.
>>
>>27876125
Open door
>>
>>27876125
Open the second one.
>>
>>27876125
Shake Useless.
>>
>>27876125
Go straight.
>>
>>27876154
"I dunno so you can't see through the room and you have to open the door to look inside?"
>>
>>27876125
>Follow Morky
>>27876176
"There's easier ways to do that, and they could have changed it up a bit, honestly."
>>
>>27876190
"Not sure why they're there, just a guess" I say
>>
>>27876150
>Morky opened the wooden door. Inside, he found an idle Ice Scout.

>>27876157
>Suitcase is here: >>27875928 (@ Fruitanon)

>>27876161
>Ember opens the door. She finds darkness to her right.

>>27876163
>Fruitanon is following Suitcase and pals.

>>27876165
>Krono shakes Useless... To no avail.

>>27876172
>Jack Frost takes the passage straight ahead. Here, he finds a staircase going up.

>>27876190
>Boxpone is following Morky.
>>
>>27876204
Go right
>>
>>27876204
13 attempts
but will it be 13 failures?
>>
>>27876204
Go back to the three doors, and open up the third one.
>>
>>27876204
Go up the stairs.
>>
>>27876204
Go back a room and take the wooden door to the left (to the right from the door we're exiting) while carrying Kars.
>>
>>27876204
"Ready?"

Death From Above on Ice Scoot
>>
>>27876204
"I know you're not dead faggot. Wake up." Shake him even harder.
>>
>>27876211
>Ember goes right. Here, she finds nothing straight ahead, a wooden door to the left, and a passage to the left.

>>27876215
>Fruitanon opened the third door. Inside, he found nothing. Nothing was inside this room.

>>27876222
>Jack Frost goes up the stairs. At the top, he finds a familiar passage to the left at the end of a hallway...
A wooden crate dropped in front of Jack Frost's location.

>>27876229
>Suitcase takes the door immediately to the right. She is now here: >>27875727 (@ Fruitanon)

>>27876243
>Morky suddenly attacked the Ice Scout with "Death from Above", bending the enemy's head in a most unusual fashion! {CRITICAL!}

>>27876264
>Krono shakes Useless even harder. He is not responding.

Morky suddenly attacked an Ice Scout!
The Ice Scout is guarding.

Dead period #1 starts now. Will be back ASAP.
>>
>>27876302
Open up crate.
>>
>>27876302
Continue carrying Kars and take the door on the right.
>>
>>27876302
14, that's right 14 motherfucking rolls
>>
>>27876302
Fly over to Ember.
>>
>>27876302
Try and hit a spot that he isn't guarding
>>
>>27876302
"Don't make me have to dick smash you again to wake you up." Get incredibly violent in the shaking.
>>
>>27876302
>Stabby stab with the Kitchen Knife, test its guard
>inb4 it breaks and i have to use it with magic
>>
>>27876302
Wooden left door
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10731610
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>>27876418
>Ember isn't even there
kek
>>
>>27876501
Where's the option to kill all then fuck their dead bodies?
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>>27876418
>3 people voted to fuck me
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>>27876956
Probably a bunch of Anon's
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>>27876956
>2 people voted to marry me.
>1 person voted to kill me.
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>>27877034
>>27876956
>mfw when no one voted to kill, marry, or fuck me.
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>>27877054
But you aren't in the poll.
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>>27877054
>tfw the same
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>>27877060
That's the point
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>>27876970
At most two of them are anons.
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>>27877119
I didn't vote, because it's something you'd see on twitter doing the same thing with people's waifu's
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>>27876302
Enter boss door
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>>27877153
I only voted because... I have no idea. Seriously. No clue. Boredom maybe. I don't know.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10732633
Basically >>27876418 but for the females of the dungeon.
"Participants" chosen by RNG
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>>27877246
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10732633
Could you not?
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>>27877246
Really. Why?
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>>27877260
>1 to kill me
Probably Manhorse.

>1 to marry me
Who are you? Why?
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Less than an hour in between dead periods.

>>27876334
>Jack Frost opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found a peach, but the Inventory is full.

>>27876337
>Suitcase took the door on the right. She is now here: >>27875928 (@ Fruitanon)

>>27876341
>Fruitanon is following Ember.

>>27876349
>Morky attacked the Ice Scout with the Sickle, but couldn't find an open spot. He still hurt the enemy in some way, physical or otherwise.

>>27876352
>Krono is becoming increasingly violent.

>>27876356
>Boxpone attacked the guarding Ice Scout with the Kitchen Knife! He was able to break the enemy's guard, and attack with utmost precision.

>>27876378
>Ember opened the wooden door to the left. Here, she found a wooden crate, lying by itself in this small room.

>>27877185
Are you insane?
>Akinzer tried to push past the Inferior Guards, but they weren't letting him by.

Krono has gone away from the battle.
Inferior Guard A fired a laser at Akinzer! He realized he had made a grave mistake.
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at Akinzer! It's too late to repent.
Warning! Akinzer is in peril!
The Ice Scout launched icicles in Morky's direction! Two of the icicles hit him.
Warning! Morky is low on HP!
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>>27877286
>1 vote to marry me
>1 vote to fuck me
What? Who? Why?
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>>27877314
Run to Akinzer and use Winds of Healing 2 on him.
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>>27877314
Check out the passage...
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>>27877314
EAT THE FUCKING PEACH
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>>27877314
Shield bash him.
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>>27877314
Open crate
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>>27877314
where was I?
Oh Yea, 15!!!!
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>>27875928
EDIT 4:56 PM CST: This shit's taking hours because of crippling ADHD.
Er, instead of Laser Pistols, don't you mean Super Shotgun? Speaking of which, I'm going to change that, so don't fix it just yet.
Take the shotgun and, you guessed it, disassemble it. Take the second barrel and use it to create a mini-turbine/fan generator, and the rest of it going towards hyper-fast pistons producing heat for a version of a laser generator, mixing energy and flame into a storage; the first barrel will be used for the new gun. Use the body of the shotgun to crease a cell storage at the bottom, and a small but decent body to hold. Now, make an iron stop to fire bullets instead of a steady stream, and we have a Laser MP5, but since it's not run by bullets, I'll call it the LP5.
>>27877314
But right before we start that, grab a Fuel Sword, stick a Laser Cell in there, and let's go save Akinzer.
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>>27877323
>Krono re-joins the batle, and cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on Akinzer! He recovered some energy he couldn't live without!

>>27877324
>Fruitanon investigates the passage to the left. Here, he finds a wooden door to his left.

>>27877335
>Jack Frost ate the peach right then and there!
Jack Frost recovered 15 HP.

>>27877342
>Morky shield-bashed the Ice Scout with the Medieval Shield! It worked flawlessly.

>>27877346
>Ember opened the wooden crate. Inside, she found some random employee's identification card, but the Inventory is full.

>>27877353
>The 2.5th Manhorse joined Akinzer's battle!

Inferior Guard A fired a beam at Akinzer! He feels like hell right now.
Warning! Akinzer is low on HP!
Inferior Guard B fired a beam at Krono! He feels likewise.
The Ice Scout launched icicles in Boxpony's direction! Three of the icicles hit her.
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>>27877450
Cast Heal Alpha on Akinzer and drag him the fuck out of there.
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>>27877450
Block any attacks coming with my shield. If attacks me, block, attacks Box, block.
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>>27877450
Open up the door.
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>>27877450
/inv
/exp
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>>27877450
16 rolls and not a single favorable result
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>>27877450
>backstabbed while internet is kill
WRRRYYYY

IN MY WAY
>stab
>stab
>slash
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>>27877450
Attack Guard B with a strong side chop.
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>>27877450
Throw away the harmless laser gun and pick up the card
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>>27877450
Go find Daily, put her on Kars' back, then put Kars on my back, and then go join up with Fruitanon. Hopefully my back doesn't give out.
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>>27877462
>The 2.5th Manhorse removed Akinzer from the fight, then cast Heal α on him! He recovered some energy he desperately needed!

>>27877466
>Morky is guarding.

>>27877480
>Fruitanon opened the wooden door. Here, he found darkness to the left, darkness straight ahead, and a passage to the right.

>>27877489
/inv: http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE
/exp
You are currently Level 24. You need 40 EXP to reach the next level.

>>27877499
>Useless woke up again!
Useless recovered 27 HP.

>>27877523
>Boxpone attacked the Ice Scout with the Kitchen Knife! She slashed her way into the Ice Scout, chipping off its paint!

>>27877525
>Krono attacked Inferior Guard B with the Bat-tle Axe, aiming for its side! He got what he wanted, but not enough of it.

>>27877547
>Ember threw away the laser gun, and picked up the ID card.

>>27877594
>Suitcase creaked her way to Fruitanon.
Suitcase is actually hurting herself.

Inferior Guard A cracked open a can of canned corn, and ate it!
Inferior Guard A recovered 15 HP.
Inferior Guard B fired a beam at Krono! He is slowly turning black with the impact of the lasers.
The Ice Scout is charging its next attack!
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>>27877651
Teleport to myself Fruitanon, and go left.
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>>27877651
>/skills
>IN
>MY
>WAY
>stab
>slash
>disengage
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>>27877651
Put Daily and Kars down and take a short rest next to them. Also, check on my back, it's probably completely curved at this point.
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>>27877651
Try to summon a rage one more time, then use The Blender on Guard B
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>>27877651
Go right.
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>>27877672
>inb4 right angle
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>>27877651
Wear the ID card,then find Not-Fruit
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>>27877651
it's cloberin' time
attack inferior guard B
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>>27877666
>Satan himself teleported to Fruitanon, and ventured left. Here, he found a pink crystal, darkness to the left and to the right, and more darkness ahead that is being blocked by an Inferior Guard!

>>27877667
/skills
None yet...
>Boxpone attacked the Ice Scout with the Kitchen knife! She is driving right into the robot's exterior...

>>27877672
>Suitcase worries about the shape of her back as she tries to become part owl.

>>27877673
>Krono attacked Inferior Guard B with the Blender! It was somewhat successful.

>>27877677
>Fruitanon turns right, and finds a staircase going up.

>>27877693
>Ember can't put the ID card on right now (insufficient space), but she still follows Fruitanon.

>>27877707
>Useless attacked Inferior Guard B with brute force! His revenge is becoming realized...

Inferior Guard A fired a beam at Useless! He quieted down.
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at The 2.5th Manhorse! He bore the slash with mightiness.
The Ice Scout did not attack!

Dead period #2 starts now.
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>>27877733
Attack it with the sickle
>>
If the guards to the door are this difficult for you guys in Super, then how hard is the boss gonna be?
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>>27877733
Take this time to retrieve my vest from Daily and take a nice long rest next to Kars.
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>>27877733
Throw the clackers at the guard.
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>>27877733
>Checking laws' numbers, attack the Ice Scout again
>slash
>slash
>stab
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>>27877733
Attack Guard A
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>>27877733
Go up.
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>>27877733
attack Inferior Guard B
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>>27877733
Look around
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>>27877733
Continue following
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>>27877733
Right, he should be fine.
Let's hit Guard B with Offense Down Alpha.
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J
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>>27878629
F
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>>27877743
>Morky attacked the Ice Scout with the Sickle! He latched onto the enemy's right arm for a second, but slipped off.

>>27877753
>Suitcase is resting.

>>27877759
>Jack Frost threw the Clackers at the idle Inferior Guard C! They landed on their target, but got extremely lucky and didn't miss.

>>27877765
>Boxpone attacked the Ice Scout with the Kitchen knife... Again! She is ripping and tearing apart this enemy.

>>27877766
>Krono attacked Inferior Guard A with the Bat-tle Axe! He clobbered the enemy right there, right on target!

>>27877768
>Fruitanon goes up the staircase, through a short hallway, and back down. Here, he finds a wooden door, straight ahead.

>>27877833
>Useless attacked Inferior Guard B with brute force! His efforts are slowly weakening...

>>27877843
>Kars is here: >>27877651 (@ Fruitanon)

>>27877885
>Ember is following Fruitanon.

>>27877931
>The 2.5th Manhorse cast Offense Down α on Inferior Guard B!
Inferior Guard B's ATK fell by 9 for the next 3 turns!

Inferior Guard A slashed its sword at Krono! He reeled backwards, both in pain and in shock.
Warning! Krono is low on HP!
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at Useless! The cuts are alive with the sound of metal on flesh...
Warning! Useless is low on HP!
The Ice Scout unleashed a massive ice blast on the entire party! Everyone took damage.
Warning! Morky is in peril!
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>>27878876
Open the door.
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>>27878876
Death From Above on it again!
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>>27878876
Slash at the guard, using Levitation Beta to really rip him up.
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>>27878876
Winds of Healing 1 on myself.
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>>27878876
Heal Morky with the Tic-Tacs...
Then,
KILL IT
KILL IT DEAD
REMOVE IT LIKE KEBAB
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>>27878876
return the favor to inferior guard B with a hit to the gut
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>>27878876
Continue resting next to Kars.
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>>27878902
>Fruitanon opened the door. Here, he found a passage to the left, a wooden door to the right, and more darkness ahead.

>>27878903
>Morky cast Death from Above on the Ice Scout, destroying the entire machine in one swift attack! {CRITICAL!}

>>27878916
>Jack Frost really irked Inferior Guard C with the Frostfang + aid of Levitation β! He really got in there.

>>27878941
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on himself! He recovered some energy he really needed!

>>27878947
>Boxpone throws 10 tic-tacs in Morky's direction. He catches them all.
Morky recovered 5 HP.

>>27878968
>Useless attacked Inferior Guard B with brute force! He got them good this time!

Inferior Guard A fired a beam at Krono! There goes the energy he just healed...
Warning! Krono is low on HP!
Inferior Guard B slashed its sword at The 2.5th Manhorse! He withstood the attack.
Jack Frost suddenly attacked an Inferior Guard!
Inferior Guard C used a shield device on itself!
Inferior Guard C's body was protected by a 3-hit phyical shield!
The Ice Scout was destroyed!
You won!
Morky and Boxpone gained 50 EXP.
Boxpone has achieved Level 2!
Boxpone realized the power of Paralysis α!
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>>27879015
beat on inferior guard B like a Taiko drum
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>>27879015
Use the SOD on Guard B, make sure the attack hits the head and cleaves it in two.
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>>27879015
Continue resting.
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>>27879015
Cast breaker alpha on the guard, and stab him.
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>>27879015
Find Jack
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>>27879015
Go right
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>>27879015
Open door.
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>>27879022
>Useless attacked Inferior Guard B with brute force! It's slowly wearing the guard down...

>>27879047
>Krono used SOD on Inferior Guard B! He did not hit the enemy's head, but he came pretty close.

>>27879052
>Suitcase is resting...

>>27879059
>Jack Frost cast Breaker α on Inferior Guard C!
Inferior Guard C's shield was broken!

>>27879100
>Kars has found Jack Frost.

>>27879117
>Ember opened the wooden door to the right. Here, she found herself in the room with the expanded metal string blocking off relatively nothing in a small room.

>>27879162
>Fruitanon is following Ember.

Inferior Guard A slashed its sword at Krono! He almost stabbed him, but wasn't so lucky.
Inferior Guard B fired a beam at Krono! He is the luckiest pony in the world right now, living with 1 hit point.
Inferior Guard B's offense rose back up!
Warning! Krono is in peril!
Inferior Guard C slashed its sword at Jack Frost! He was not expecting that.
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>>27879015
Hug Box
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>>27879173
Use the "Square Chain: The Weapon" on the guard.
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>>27879173
Go outside, and check out the left passage.
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>>27879173
grab Krono throw him on my back and hobble out of the room
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>>27879173
o fuckarooni
Run out of the room and cast Winds of Healing 2 in myself.
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>>27879173
Inspect metal string
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>>27879015
>Paralysis alpha
>Boxpone looks at laws. "Why not an atk or def boost f a m"
>>27879178
>Get hugged
>Scrunching_Poner.jpeg
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>>27879173
/bio
Acute Chain Inferior Guard C
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>>27879178
>>27879274
>This happens.

>>27879194
>Jack Frost attacked Inferior Guard C with the Clackers! Two of the three attacks landed.

>>27879206
>Fruitanon moves back one room, and investigates the passage to the left. Here, he finds a wooden door to the right, and more darkness ahead.

>>27879210
>Useless carries Krono out of the room, both of them fleeing the fight together!

>>27879252
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on himself! He recovered some energy he couldn't live without!

>>27879261
Oh, I said string? I meant spring.
>Ember inspected the metal spring. It's hard, bouncy, and impossible to get around unless you're a unicorn.

>>27879282
/bio
>Kars joined the battle, and cast Acute Chain on Inferior Guard C! One of the two attacks landed.

Inferior Guard C slashed its sword at Kars! She was prepared to take the hit, but it really didn't matter.
>>
>>27879378
"Haha, taste this!"
Keep whacking the fucking shit out of the guard with the clackers.
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>>27879378
Wait I have Square Chain?
FUCK HOW DID I NOT NOTICE
Square Chain Inferior Guard C
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>>27879378
Sleep.
Must go, can I sleep for the whole time I'm gone so I can regain the health?
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>>27879378
>look around the room
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>>27879378
Time to check out the door.
>>
>>27879378
Find Boxpone and boop him
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>>27879378
Put Daily on my back and join up with Jack.
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>>27879401
>mlqfw already insisted >her
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>>27879391
>Jack Frost attacked the Inferior Guard with the clackers... But it totally missed!

>>27879392
>Kars cast Square Chain on the Inferior Guard! All three attacks missed.

>>27879393
You can try.
>Krono falls into a deep sleep...

>>27879395
>Boxpone looks around the room. There's really nothing else in here...

>>27879398
>Fruitanon opens the wooden door to the right. Inside, he finds nothing. Perhaps the path he's traveling has already been explored?

>>27879401
>Ember has found Boxpone.

>>27879417
>Suitcase and a reluctant Daily are following Jack Frost, whatever the burden may be.

The Inferior Guard pulled out some orange juice, and drank it!
The Inferior Guard recovered 15 HP.
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>>27879450
"Hey, go fuck yourself with that."
Cast levitation alpha on the guard's sword, and cut the guard's face with it.
>>
>>27879450
look around for pathways that don't lead back to death and pain
>>
>>27879450
Stab guard
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>>27879450
Fly over to Jack Frost, and slash at the guard.
>>
>>27879450
/bio
Boop Boxpone
Follow her afterwards
>>
>>27879450
Repeatedly stab the inferior guard with the Royal Spontoon.
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>>27879450
>What about doors, t b h
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>>27879462
>Jack Frost cast Levitation α on the Inferior Guard's sword, and attacked the enemy with its own weapon! He did a little more than what was necessary, in Kars' opinion... {CRITICAL!}

>>27879468
>Useless can move to the left, to the right, or straight ahead.

>>27879473
>Kars attacked the Inferior Guard with the Silver Chariot! She is totally decimating the guard's left front hoof!

>>27879474
>Fruitanon joins the fight by attacking the Inferior Guard with the Bayonet! He also deals a significant amount of damage to the guard!

>>27879482
/bio
>Ember is following Boxpone.

>>27879484
>Suitcase joined the fight by attacking the Inferior Guard with the Royal Spontoon! She wasn't as violent as the others, but she still packed a mean stab!

>>27879490
>The only door in this room is the one you came in from.

The Inferior Guard slashed its sword at Fruitanon! He handled it rather well.
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>>27879738
/bio
>>
>>27879738
let's try straight ahead
inb4 useless walks back into the room the inferior guards and is quickly pinned to the floor before being drawn and quartered
>>
>>27879738
Use levitation beta to fucking cut off the Inferior Guard's hoof. To be more specific, the one that holds the sword.
>>
>>27879738
Decimate the Guard's right front hoof
>>
>>27879738
/bio
Go back the way we came.
Boop Ember back.
>>
>>27879738
Cast winds of healing lv2 on Kars.
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>>27879738
Sweep at the guard's legs using the Royal Spontoon.
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>>27879738
Continue the following of Box
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>>27879762
>Useless trots straight ahead, obviously injured. He comes across some double-doors.

>>27879771
>Jack Frost tried to use Levitation β to rip off the Inferior Guard's hoof... But may have only broken a bone or two instead.

>>27879774
>Kars attacked the Inferior Guard's left hoof with the Silver Chariot! She sliced and diced the enemy's hoof to the point where it's unusable! {CRITICAL!}

>>27879776
You might be Box, but I'm not sure.

>>27879777
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on Kars! She recovered some energy she needed.
A wooden crate dropped behind Fruitanon.

>>27879786
>Suitcase attacked the Inferior Guard's legs with the Royal Spontoon! She hits one of the not-broken hooves.

>>27879793
>Ember is following Boxpone.

The Inferior Guard cast Shield α in a desperation attempt!
A 3-hit shield was placed around the Inferior Guard's body!
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>>27879872
Open up the crate.
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>>27879738
Get up and crack my neck then start to smack the inferior guard like a gentlemare.
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>>27879872
Go to Box and hug her

First time she was got hugged by the anon was me
>>
>>27879872
Breaker alpha on the guard.
>>
>>27879872
open the double doors
>>
>>27879872
Hug Box cause someone else is doing it
>>
>>27879872
Continue stabbing the guard.
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>>27879872
Slash the guard's neck
>>
>>27879951
Y?
Because you wanna be a cool kid huh?
>>
>>27879965
No...
It's because I want to be friendly.What you have some sort of problem with it?
>>
>inb4 someone tries to get quad for bragging rights
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>>27879875
>Fruitanon opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found some hot syrup, but the Inventory is full.

>>27879888
>Daily unleashes the power of chaos on the Inferior Guard! They barely survive because of their emergency shield.
The Inferior Guard's shield was broken!

>>27879913
>>27879951
>Morky and Ember are competing for Boxpone's affection.

>>27879919
>Jack Frost cast Breaker α on the Inferior Guard, but he was a tad too late...

>>27879948
>Useless opened the double-doors. Here, he found darkness to his left, darkness to his right, and some more double-doors straight ahead.

>>27879956
>Suitcase attacked the Inferior Guard with the Royal Spontoon, ending the enemy's short crusade.

>>27879964
The Inferior Guard was defeated!

You won!
Jack Frost, Kars, Suitcase, Daily, and Fruitanon gained 75 EXP.
Jack Frost has achieved Level 25!
Daily has achieved Level 10!
Daily realized the power of Breaker Ω! I forgot to give you a spell at level 8, here it is now.
Daily realized the power of Offense Up α!
Daily's max HP rose by 10!
Kars has achieved Level 9!
Kars realized the power of Obtuse Chain!
The Inferior Guard dropped something!
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>>27880051
PICK UP THE SOMETHING
>>
>>27880051
Cast shield alpha on Kars.
>>
>>27880051
Follow Morky
>>
>>27879981
What if I do?

>>27880051
Continue on, look around
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>>27880051
Throw away the acorn, and take the Hot Syrup.
>>
>>27880051
open the double doors
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>>27880051
Put Daily on my back and stick with Jack for the time being.
>>
>>27879913
>>27879951
>Affection for both
>>27879872
>>27880051
ffs laws
I don't normally become the tripcancer
>>
>>27880072
Then...I would have to boop you?
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>>27880056
>Kars picked up the item. It was none other than a Key!

You found a Key! You now have 2 in your possession.

>>27880065
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on Kars!
Kars' body was enveloped by a 3-hit physical shield.

>>27880067
>Ember is following Morky.

>>27880072
>Morky leaves the room, and looks around. He finds a pathway to the right, and more darkness ahead.

>>27880078
>Fruitanon threw away the Acorn, and took the Hot Syrup!

>>27880089
>Useless opened the double doors. Here, he found a metal door to the left, and another metal door to the right.

>>27880103
>Suitcase hauls Daily along with her, following Jack Frost all the way.

>>27880110
Gotcha. Here's your /bio.
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>>27880152
I guess I'll try the metal door on the right
>>
>>27880152
Thanks f a m
>Follow Morks and Ember.
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>>27880152
Follow Jack
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>>27880051
>two spells in one.
Oh laws!

Stay on suitcase's back and rest.
>>
>>27880152
Read the stats of the Hot Syrup, and check out the passage the guard blocked.
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>>27880152
/bio
Talk to Kars and Jack while carrying Daily and following Jack. "Maybe we should see if it unlocks that timberwolf kennel thing."
>>
>>27880152
Right Dankness it is!
>>
>>27880195
"What Timberwolf kennel thing?"
>>
>>27880195
"Huh? What are you talking about, Suitcase?"
>>
>>27880242
"Y'know. The area past the symbol room? With all the screaming?"
>>
>>27880266
"...I think that might've just been a locked room with someone fighting some timberwolves."
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>>27880302
"Oh. Whatever. Nevermind."
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>>27880152
Go right
>>
(BOXPONE SHUTTING DOWN)
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>>27880152
I fucking hate my job

i'm back, now lets kill those guards.

Attack guard A
>>
Sorry for the delay, my AC unit started flooding my spare room and I've been on towel duty for the past hour and a half. I'm coming to you live from the action.

>>27880168
>Useless tries the metal door on the right. Here, he finds nothing.

>>27880177
>Boxpone is following Morky and Ember.

>>27880178
>Kars is following Jack Frost.

>>27880186
>Daily is trying to rest on Suitcase, but is having difficulty at doing so.

>>27880187
>Fruitanon presses past the remains of the Inferior Guard. Here, he finds a wooden door to the right, a pink crystal to his left, a passage to his left, and more darkness ahead.
Hot Syrup
Delicious.
+5 HP

>>27880195
/bio
>Suitcase and friends are following Jack Frost.

>>27880197
>Jack Frost returns to the symbol room. I think he has found every path leading to the symbol room now.

>>27880462
>Morky moves right. Here, he finds a wooden door to his right, and a wooden door straight ahead.

>>27880710
>Akinzer re-joins the battle, and attacks Inferior Guard A with the High Frequency Blade! He lands a very nice hit on the enemy, who is now annoyed.

Inferior Guard A slashed its sword at Akinzer! He's immediately regretting his decision.
Inferior Guard B pulled out some Soy Milk, and drank it all!
Inferior Guard B recovered 20 HP.
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>>27880794
/bio
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>>27880794
Teleport to Fruitanon, and check out the wooden door.
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>>27880794
Check out the crystal.
>>
>>27880794
Right door
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>>27880794
try metal door on the left
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>>27880794
Roll off of suitcase and carry her now, while following Jack Frost and talking to both him and fruitanon. "So... How did suitcase become a girl anyways?"
>>
>>27880976
"...I don't know."
>>
>>27880976
"Fuck if I know. At least she is nice."
>>
>>27880794
Continue the battle, despite how fucked i'm about to be
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>>27880999
>trips
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>>27880979
>>27880984
"You mean a he just became a she and no one questions it?"
>>
>>27881011
"Basically."
>>
>>27880794
good luck with your AC problem
hope nothing got damaged
>>
Tried posting a video to YouTube

Nope, copy righted.
>>
>>27880794
Sleep more.
>>
>>27880841
>Boop the pony
>>27880794
>Keep following the pony
>>
>>27881002
>>27880999
>>27880794
To clerify, I'd like to attack Guard B
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>>27882329
Boop back
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>>27880794
Take a nice nap on Daily's back.
>>
G
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>>27880794
You should cum in a cup, make an adhesive, and then attach it to the sides. That usually works. Anyway, get the Fuel Sword and slash Inferior Guard B.

Also, if anyone could use the Brain Scanner when there isn't a fight, that'd be pretty nice. Remember to get at least 60% or more of the brain itself.
>>
>>27883907
>that usually works.
>usually works.
>making adhesive with your semen.
>Manhorse has made his cum into adhesive
>and used it.
Oh.
>>
>>27880815
>Jack Frost teleported to Fruitanon, and opened the wooden door to the left. Here, he found a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and more darkness ahead.

>>27880819
>Fruitanon examines the crystal. It's just like the others.

>>27880841
>Morky opened the wpooden door to the right. Inside, he finds an idle Fog Monster.

>>27880955
>Useless opened the metal door on the left. Inside, he found an idle Angry Sign and a pile of bones lying on the floor.

>>27880976
>Daily abuses physics while following Jack Frost.

>>27880999
>Akinzer barrels through Inferior Guard B, completely annhiliating the enemy! Useless would be proud.

>>27881403
I didn't catch it until it went through the floor panels and under the rug. It's controlled now, just keepin' an eye on things.

>>27882131
>Krono continues sleeping.

>>27882329
>Boxpone is following Morky.

>>27883081
>Suitcase cannot sleep like this.

>>27883907
>>27884085
Oh.
OH.

>>27883907
>The 2.5th Manhorse could be a little quicker.

Inferior Guard A briefly panicked, then slashed its sword at Akinzer! The tide of this battle is starting to shift.
Inferior Guard B was defeated!
>>
>>27884130
Fly open to Jack, and check out the left door.
>>
>>27884130
Right door it is.
>>
>>27884130
Oh well. Rest up a bit on Daily's back I guess. Or, if she doesn't post, put her on my back and continue following Jack.
>>
>>27884130
Use Winds of Healing 2 on myself, then run back into battle.
>>
>>27884130
Go right
>>
>>27884130
ask idle Angry Sign for some healing items
>Useless would be proud
I am
>The 2.5th Manhorse could be a little quicker
I don't think Manhorse is a team player
>>
>>27884130
>Wpooden
Kek
Heal up Morky,then exit the room and look around
>>
>>27884130
Follow Jack.
>>
>>27884157
>Fruitanon flew over to Jack Frost's location, and examined the wooden door to the left. Inside, he found an idle Chilly Eagle.

>>27884167
>Jack Frost opened the wooden door to the right. Inside, he found a lone switch.

>>27884173
>Suitcase is trying to sleep, but ultimately fails.

>>27884182
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on himself, then ran back into battle! He feels invigorated now!

>>27884204
>Kars is following Jack Frost.

>>27884209
>Useless asked the Angry Sign for some healing items. Unfortunately, the Angry Sign has nothing.

>>27884217
>Ember used another puff of the medigun, then left the room and found a wooden door straight ahead.

>>27884299
>Daily is following Jack Frost.

Inferior Guard A fired a beam at Krono! He pushes through the pain, knowing the end is near.
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>>27884130
Attack Guard A
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>>27884323
>>27884325
>1 second off

Anyway just attack guard A
>>
>>27884323
well dang
thanks anyway bro
Goto location >>27880051 @useless
check darkness on the right
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>>27884323
I forgot that I have a lasso on my Axe...
Run behind the Guard and throw the lasso around it's neck, then jump on it's back and strangle it using the lasso.
>>
>>27884323
FLIP SWITCH.
>>
>>27884323
Cast winds of tragedy lv3 on the bird.
>>
>>27884323
Enter door
>>
>>27884323
Continue chillin' on Daily's back.
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>>27884444
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>27884444
Maximum chill acquired. Open the crate just as I get it.
>>
>>27884444
AGAIN?
Maybe Suitcase truly is best pony.
>>
>>27884462
>>27884444
the only way to reach that level of chill is by cheating.

CHEATING WITH AESTHETICS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>>
>>27884325
>>27884337
>Akinzer attacked Inferior Guard A with the High Frequency Blade! He slashed the enemy in a very efficient manner.

>>27884356
>Useless checked the darkness on his right. Eventually, he comes across an area with two wooden doors to the left, two wooden doors to the right, and a hallway to the right. There is more darkness ahead.

>>27884358
>Krono tried to strangle Inferior Guard A with the Bat-tle axe, but it broke loose! Not without wreaking havoc on its neck, of course.

>>27884360
>Jack Frost flipped the switch. Suddenly, the door behind him locked, and a Timberwolf fell from the ceiling!

>>27884371
>Fruitanon opens the battle by casting Winds of Tragedy, lv.3 on the Chilly Eagle! It was very effective.
The Chilly Eagle is stunned for this turn!

>>27884412
>Ember entered the wooden door to the right. Inside, she found Raprot's stand, and nothing else.

>>27884444
Eggcellent.
>Suitcase finally gets some sleep on Daily's back.
Two wooden crates dropped behind Suitcase's location.

Inferior Guard A slashed its sword at Krono! This guard must not like him very much.
Jack Frost has encountered a Timberwolf!
The Timberwolf scratched at Kars, but her shield negated the damage!
Fruitanon suddenly attacked a Chilly Eagle!
The Chilly Eagle was stunned!
Severe thunderstorm in my area, internet's getting knocked around.
Will post when I can.
>>
>>27884507
Slash at the bird.
>>
>>27884507
Start to spin a Ballbreaker using Levitation Beta.
>>
>>27884507
Keep attacking guard A
>>
>>27884507
Obtuse chain Timberwolf
I'm pretty sure I have that.
>>
>>27884507
Lasso his neck once again, tighten the lasso, then fly in circles around him at the highest speed possible. Basically use friction to decapitate him.
>>
>>27884507
Pet brib
/inv
>>
>>27884507
"Time for you to...uh...looks like you really are the inferior-- fuck it, the chance is gone now, god damn it."
Kill the guard.
>>
>>27884507
Get off of Daily's back and stab the Timberwolf using the Royal Spontoon.
>>
>>27884507
go straight ahead into the darkness
>>
>>27884525
>Fruitanon attacked the Chilly Eagle with the Bayonet! He got in there nice and close, and almost stabbed the enemy in a vital organ.

>>27884532
>Jack Frost starts to spin a Ballbreaker.

>>27884536
>Akinzer attacked Inferior Guard A with the High Frequency Blade! He jabbed at the enemy with the likes of a hundred swordsmen.

>>27884539
>Kars cast Obtuse Chain on the Timberwolf! Two of the four attacks landed.

>>27884542
>Krono tries to decapitate the Inferior Guard with friction... But it escapes again! He won't be able to do that for much longer...

>>27884562
/inv: http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE
>Ember pets the brib.

>>27884591
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked the Inferior Guard with the Fuel Sword! He draws blood.

>>27884599
>Suitcase attacked the Timberwolf with the Royal Spontoon! She slashed and dashed at the enemy with accuracy never before seen.

>>27884695
>Useless kept going straight ahead. Here, he found a wooden door to his left, a wooden door to his right, and more darkness ahead.

The Inferior Guard deployed a shield device!
The Inferior Guard's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
The Timberwolf lunged forward at Jack Frost! He was tossed to the far wall.
The Chilly Eagle lobbed an ice-ball at Fruitanon! He temporarily shivered.
>>
>>27884715
Give birb the Bell,ID card,fork,2-cent coin,dumbell,and wishbone
>>
>>27884715
Attack Guard B's shield.
>>
>>27884715
Attack Timberwolf in a lunging motion
>>
>>27884715
Slice the fuck out of Guard A
>>
>>27884715
Forgot where I am, sorry...

Look around
>>
>>27884715
go straight ahead into the darkness
(I think I typed this before)
>>
>>27884715
Slash through the Timberwolf using the Royal Spontoon.
>>
>>27884715
Spin.
>>
>>27884715
Slash, slash.
>>
>>27884715
Keep swinging.
>>
>>27884743
>Ember deposited the Bell, the ID card, the Fork, the 2-cent coin, the dumbell, and the Wishbone.
Items being held is now 7.

>>27884749
>Krono attacked the Inferior Guard's shield! It took a hit.

>>27884755
>Kars tries to incorporate the Timberwolf's attack into her own, but fails and almost misses the enemy.

>>27884762
>Akinzer attacked the Inferior Guard with the High Frequency Blade, but its shield negated the damage!

>>27884777
>Morky is in a room with a Fog Monster he just smited. Looks like it's free EXP for him!

>>27884779
>Useless keeps going straight. Here, the path splits to the left and the right; both paths have wooden doors he needs to go through in order to continue.

>>27884794
>Suitcase attacked the Timberwolf with the Royal Spontoon! She sliced right into the enemy's left back leg, revealing lots of exposed wood.

>>27884802
>Jack Frost keeps spinning the ball...

>>27884815
>Fruitanon attacked the Chilly Eagle with the Bayonet! The enemy barely got caught in his weapon, but he still got SOME portion of it.

>>27884831
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked the Inferior Guard with the Fuel Sword, hitting its shield.
The Inferior Guard's shield was broken!

The Inferior Guard slashed its sword at Akinzer! This only makes his anger rise.
The Timberwolf slashed at Suitcase, but her shield negated the damage.
The Chilly Eagle launched icicles in Fruitanon's direction! He was hit by two of the icicles.
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>>27884865
Activate the power of
>Rape
on the Inferior Guard.
>>
>>27884865
the door on the right looks promising
open it
>>
>>27884865
Wings of Terror 2 on the Guard
>>
>>27884865
Run over to the wolf, as fast as I can, and launch the Super Spin BB at the wolf!
"BALLBREAKER!"
>>
>>27884865
Rapidly jab and stab the bird.
>>
>>27884865
Continue stabbing the Timberwolf.
>>
>>27884908
Levitation alpha is what I am using to launch it.
>>
>>27884865
Square Chain Timberwolf
>>
>>27884865
Ask birb how he is feeling
>>
>>27884865
/exp
/bio
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>>27884891
>Akinzer >raped the Inferior Guard to the point where it just blew up or something. It was bad.

>>27884892
>Useless opened the wooden door on the right. Inside, he found a passage to the left, and more darkness ahead.

>>27884907
The Inferior Guard was defeated!

>>27884908
>Jack Frost unleashed his super suicide spin ballbreaker at the Timberwolf! It worked like a charm. {CRITICAL!}

>>27884916
>Fruitanon rapidly jabbed, stabbed, and tapped the Chilly Eagle with the Bayonet! He did much better this time.

>>27884927
>Suitcase attacked the Timberwolf with the Royal Spontoon! He drove the weapon deep within the enemy's back left leg.

>>27884946
>Kars cast Square Chain on the Timberwolf! All three hits landed!

>>27884956
>Ember asked the birb a question. The birb responded with a squawk.

>>27884987
Morky gained 10 EXP.
/exp
You are currently Level 10. You need 41 EXP to reach the next level.
/bio

The Timberwolf lunged forwards at Daily! She was knocked where Jack was earlier.
The Chilly Eagle swooped down and physically attacked Fruitanon! He was knocked to the ground, but he got back up again.
You won!
Akinzer gained 80 EXP.
Krono gained 60 EXP.
The 2.5th Manhorse gained 25 EXP.
Akinzer has achieved Level 5!
A second light with a smiley face on it illuminated on the boss door.
The boss door has been opened!
>>
>>27885058
Slash at the Timberwolf.
>>
>>27885058
Enter Boss Room
>>
>>27885058
Keep stabbing the everloving shit out of the birb
>>
>>27885058
Pet birb again
>>
>>27885058
go straight ahead into the darkness
>>
>>27885058
Stab the Timberwolf
>>
>>27885058
Use Winds of Healing 1 on myself
>>
>>27885065
>Jack Frost slashed at the Timberwolf with the Frostfang, freezing partsof its body and breaking others. In other words, it did not withstand his attack.

>>27885079
Uh... Are you sure you want to do that?

>>27885081
>Fruitanon attacked the Chilly Eagle with the Bayonet! He drew blood.

>>27885093
>Ember pet the birb again.

>>27885094
>Useless presses forward. Here, he finds a passage to the left, and a passage to the right.

>>27885108
The Timberwolf was destroyed!

>>27885137
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on himself! He recovered some energy he really needed!

The Chilly Eagle lobbed an ice-ball at Fruitanon! He took the attack with grace and gusto.
We have hit bump limit; we're on the clock!
>>
>>27885154
*you won!
Jack Frost, Kars, and Suitcase gained 40 EXP.
Daily gained 20 EXP.
The door out was unlocked.
>>
>>27885154
Inspect room
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>>27885154
FUCK IT NO RULES EXCEPT THE RULES OF NATURE

ENTER THAT GOD DAMN DOOR
>>
>>27885154
Teleport to the birb, and see what he has on him.
>>
>>27885154
Follow Jack
>>
>>27885154
Find Not-Fruit
>>
>>27885154
Slap the bird ember is petting with my bat

i'm backin black
>>
>>27885154
>>27885180
For fuck's sake.
Work on the LP5 for a turn to see how much time I have on it.
>>
>>27885154
open the door on the right
>>
>>27885180
You're gonna die. We had trouble facing the guards to the boss. You're gonna enter and be slaughtered.
>>27885154
Take a moment to meditate and regain focus.
>>
>>27885230
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>
>>27885230
bord aboos
>>
>>27885261
>>27885261
Fuck these clowns, Bateman will save me if I get knocked on my ass.
>>
>>27885261
everyone gets teleported in to help so at least we'll all die together
RIP in peace all of us
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>>27885267
Hitting a bird with a bat, didn't you read what I posted?

Fucking pests, all of em'.
>>
>>27885278
I think the guys over at Normal will also teleport in.
>>
>>27885285
...That's not the bird you should hit. It's a good bird. He stores items!
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>>27885298
>All the guys in normal will also teleport in
>>
>>27885285
YOU DON'T INSULT BIRBS! you also don't hit them but more importantly YOU DON'T INSULT THEM!
>>
>>27885285
Mate it's a good bird
>>
>>27885318
>>27885316
>>27885306
Pony master species

all other species can GTFO
>>
>>27885298
we might have a chance If that happens
>>
>>27885174
>Morky inspects the room. Other than the way he came in, there's nothing special here...

>>27885185
>Jack Frost teleported to Ember, and checked out what Raprot had to offer.
Here's what we have:
-Bobby Pin
-Bell
-ID card
-Fork
-2-cent Coin
-20 lb. Dumbell
-Wishbone

>>27885203
>Kars is following Jack Frost.

>>27885213
>Ember has found Fruitanon.

>>27885230
>Rarifag injures an NPC.

>>27885243
>>27877353
How are you going to make:
The generator?
The iron stop?
The hyper-fast pistons?

>>27885260
>Useless entered the passage to the right. Here, he found a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and more darkness ahead.

>>27885261
>Krono is regaining focus...

That is right. Anyone who wants to teleport from Normal can be moved to Super for the Floor S1 boss fight. If you do not teleport in, you cannot move until the boss has been defeated, or until we get a GAME OVER. Make yourselves known now, so I can whisk you in during the next thread.
>>
>>27885331
Cast heal beta on the bird, before teleporting to the SUPAH BOSS
>>
>>27885154
Open the first of two crates.
>>
>>27885331
Take me into that super dungeon, I wanna be apart of this chaos
>>
>>27885331
SUPAH BOSS TIME. GO TO BOSS
>>
>>27885327
I really like Rarifag's way of thinking
>>
>>27885331
No thanks,no teleport for me.
>>
>>27885331
Open the first of the two crates and then go join up with Jack in the super b0ss.
>>
>>27885331
I don't want to get teleported
So no.
>>
>>27885359
But you are literally going to have to sit there not able to do anything while we have fun fighting a boss, come on Ember.
>>
>>27885371
Let me make my own decision like jesus fucking christ.
>>
>>27885331
might as well battle the supah boss
of course Manhorse is going to be little to no help but hey who needs him
>>
Manhorse, Useless, Akinzer, Krono - No choice

Jack Frost, Suitcase, Rarifag, Fruitanon - Yes

Kars, Ember - No

Does anyone else still need to decide, or are we good to go?
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>>27885382
Well there was no need for an ourbust like that, I was just making a suggestion.

God Damn nigger.
>>
>>27885331
We might survive now.
Continue to meditate.
>>27885344
I like the way you think.
>>
>>27885413
Next time: Don't hit the fucking bird. Okay?
>>
>>27885331
Start screaming random Metal Gear Rising quotes in attempt to buff myself for the fight.
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>>27885426
You don't know the morals of that bird, it could be waiting for us to slip up, and then it would steal all the items we stored in it like the god damn jew it is.

Fucking Birds.
>>
>>27885331
Leave
>>
>>27885439
>inb4 Akinzer shouts "I'm fucking invincible" in front of the boss.
>inb4 the boss says "no you're not." then kills everyone with one hit.
>>
>>27885450
The birb is fucking scared of us. You think it would do that?

Listen, just don't hit it. Stop being a fucking bird hater.
>>
>>27885470
I take it you do not want to be teleported?
>>
>>27885331
1) Iron fans. Iron turbines. Give the fans one wire and the turbines a storage to hold power. Same as every other turbine generator.
2) Flat iron circle that'll pump pretty fast when the trigger is pulled, using the pistons. Speaking of:
3) Iron pistons that use the power of the generator to charge and go up and down like Sanic.
Now let's do this shit.
>>
>>27885486
Griffons raped my churches and burned my wife.
>>
>>27885509
This is a parrot, you dumbass.
>>
>>27885413
it's okay
I respect ember and kars decision to not fight
maybe they can help in some yet to be known way if the shit hits the fan
>>
>>27885450
Birb is shy. Birb is nice. All birbs are nice. Except fucking geese those cunts are completely evil.
>>
>>27885527
>implying all birds aren't the same

are you denying my suffering?
>>
>>27885540
Have you ever heard of chickens?
>>
>>27885540
Birds did nothing wrong
>>
CRATE
>>
>>27885540
Listen for me for one god-damn second. This is no time to hit a bird, a normal one I mind you, for no reason. Hit the ice ones, not the normal ones.
>>
>>27885488
Nope
>>
>>27885488
Will I be teleported back to where I was in the normal dungeon after the boss fight?
>>
>>27885663
Yes.

>Suddenly, Jack Frost, Suitcase, Rarifag and Fruitanon are teleported to Floor S1, where they are forced to enter the boss door.

NEW THREAD:
>>27885806
>>27885806
>>27885806
>>
>>27885409
TELEPORT ME SENPAI!
>>
>>27885817
>tfw was cooking
>tfw locked out
Hello darkness my old friend...
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