>You look out over the crowd, all of them staring you down with hatred in their eyes.
>From the elevated platform you're on, you can even see the Princesses.
>"Anonymous, for your crimes against Equestria and all of pony kind, you have sentenced to hang by the neck until dead."
>You recall a group of guards mentioning that yours was the first execution in six decades.
"I appreciate the honor, Princess, and I gladly accept. However, before I go, I'd like to sing one last song to this beautiful audience."
>Celestia grimaces, clearly seeing that there is no way out of such a simple request.
What do you sing to the crowd before your execution, /mlp/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY
https://youtu.be/4VpnBm15OlE
Definitely this. Give the audience one last scare, something they'll be scared of for years.
https://youtu.be/RFDW9b_ejfI
>>27850255
The one where I pull out a gun and start to kill everyone
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5RnDJ1pyCM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZyGdX6cqWI
>My crime wasspeaking my mind
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL8ltrhFXyo
>>27850267
fpbp
https://youtu.be/y9BoIEY4xA4
>>27850255
I LOVE YOU WHORSELAND! WOOOO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilsv0C1-aBw
Deathgrips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99KH0TR-J4
With my last breath, I will curse them with feels unending...
I'm confused
>>27850255
https://youtu.be/JEYx5liS4oA
I prolly would change the lines about church n shit to stuff about the princesses, assuming I had time before my hanging.
>>27850255
"YO HO, ALL TOGETHER, HOIST THE COLORS HIGH!"
>the trap door drops
>you hang
>and hang
>and hang
"Umm."
>"How the hell are you still alive?"
"Reasons."
>"WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE YOU FUCK?!"
>Damn princess, chill
"Zombie pirates, baby."
>"Agggghh! You are so annoying!"
"Hail to the seven seas!"
>suddenly a commotion
>the crew busts you free
"Remember this as the day you almost killed Anonymous!"
>you grab her little sister and jump off the castle ramparts
>you and Luna have hot goddess on zombie sex back on the ship
>good end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-_Ggk0ZmX0
Hard to really pick one I think would get to Celestia. The other option would be singing her 'You Are My Sunshine' right as the noose goes around the neck.
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjLr1XhBKVQ
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4CQK-ML_KA
I then relax and let Luna save me.
>>27850764
I feel like making a green post to my second choice.
>despite your size, it seemed the ponies had taken precautions for your hanging
>the gallows stood high and a single noose dangled from above
>if you could go back and change things, well..
>well, you couldn't
>no point in thinking of what could have been
>Celestia stood nearby, just as expressionless as you
>you both knew what was going to happen
>it wasn't as if she would change her mind
>if she changed it now then ponies could get away with anything
>always being lenient wouldn't solve her issue
>setting an example certainly would at least get them in line
>you let the guards guide you up the stairs and beneath the noose
>the rope magically gets pulled down and slips over your head
>its abrasive texture rubbed around your neck a bit roughly
>some slack was given, letting you know they aimed to make it quick
>a snap, hopefully
>she had granted you the right to sing one song before your end
>you had given it some thought and come to a decision eventually
>looking to Celestia, she gives a cold nod, letting you go on ahead
>a slow, deep breath and then you begin
>"You are my sunshine," you start, not breaking eye contact with the princess
>"My only sunshine," you continue
>Celestia's cold expression shifts as she tries to stay focused
>"You make me happy... When skies are gray," the lyrics come out
>you know the more you sing, the faster your window closes
>in a sense, you're your own countdown
>"You'll never know, dear," you keep on singing, watching her closely
>all eyes are on you, but only one pair seems to be wavering
>"How much I love you.." come the next and last lyrics
>you stay silent after, watching the princess begin to worry
>the next lyrics were simple, and it was clear she knew them too
>there was no pleading for a second chance though
>let them take away your sunshine on your own terms
>Celestia closes her eyes, tears staining her cheeks as she nods
>the trap door gives
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIoBrob3bjI
>>27850276
>>27850764
Two best choices so far, but the first one deserves a little bit of green too, I think.
>You stand there, the noose around your neck, smiling as you sing.
"There ain't no grave, can hold my body down. There ain't no grave, can hold my body down. When I hear that trumpet sound, I'm gonna rise right out of the ground. Ain't no grave, can hold my body down."
>Thousands of pupils shrink as your words take their effect, and even Celestia looks aghast at the song made into a threat.
>You feel the trap door give way, and it ends quickly.
>You were buried fifty feet deep in a canyon at the edge of Equestria.
>Three tons of stone were mined to place atop your grave, and before your burial, Celestia herself placed masses of cotton in both your ears.
>As a further safety measure, all trumpet playing was banned in Eastern Equestria, a law enforced more strictly even than theft, and with banishment from the land as its punishment.
>You may be dead, but they still fear you.
>>27850255
https://youtu.be/X_DVS_303kQ
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbTWJTK2oCs
>>27850542
Woah! Short hair Celestia looks really good.
>>27850255
I'd prefer death by Snu snu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8raabzZNqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7lp9umG2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
Complete with dance number and everything.
Is there any other song you could sing?
https://youtu.be/fe4fyhzS3UM
One of two songs, depending on what I've done and how regretful of it.
Song A - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWYCS6k1IOA&list=PLN9EdIINBkZE45MA9H3sXbpLLz0tk8dME
Song B - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egY8rUpxqcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvKGIF3D6q0
>>27851247
>undead anon rises from the grave to take revenge on Celestia for hanging him
Fund it
https://youtu.be/k2h9HPZhqHE
>>27850255
>hang by the neck until dead
>Not telling Celestia that's your fetish
>>27850255
I ain't dying here today
http://youtu.be/U4t5ycSkUZM
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F1l6xXLSI0
>>27851950
Anna, is that you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
>>27851967
*pulls lever*
He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VMdAqNxLNc
Just turn to Celestia and sing
https://youtu.be/0doSWS0Fj24
THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esbOi_tyFFc
>>27851756
I might do some green in the style of The Crow later today, if I have time.
Something short, and then another something to follow up on >>27850916
simply because I love writing that kind of thing.
>>27850255
phil collins - you'll be in my heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=git6DCXSqjE
>>27852826
this song always get me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcXNXKtu8z4
>>27850255
https://youtu.be/eaDL_I-JvFc
I use this song to make my escape
>>27850255
https://youtu.be/-u05Yc5zurI
"Ponies" instead of "people".
>>27850276
>You look down at your audience.
>Even bound in shackles with a noose around your neck you can see them shaking.
>You have a feeling you'll go down in Equestrian history as its biggest monster.
>There wasn't much of a competition, every other "villain" was just so... what's the word? Tame? Child friendly?
>These horses had yet to experience true horror, true terror when they thought of the word villain.
>You simply taught them that.
>A true monster. To them you have become that which goes bump in the night.
>The crowd quiets down for you, even after everything you've done they still allow you this "kindness"
>You clear your throat loudly, close your eyes in concentration.
>You smile gleefully as you begin hearing that familiar sound of strings coming from nowhere but still reaching everywhere.
>This world is so much fun.
"There ain't no grave can hold my body down... There ain't no grave can hold my body down... "
>With the thick chains wrapped around your hands and a thick boot at the ready you thump and jiggle with the tune
"When I hear that trumpet sound, I'm gonna rise right out of the ground. There ain't no grave can hold my body down..."
>You hear crying, hooves shaking, parents trying to soothe their children while covering their ears.
>You open one eye to look at the Princess of the sun, always so immaculate, so calm and poised.
>Your toothy smile feels like it'll split your face in half as you see her shudder before giving the go ahead towards your executor.
>The trap door opens under you as the ethereal music goes completely silent.
>You feel the rope tighten deep around your neck.
>You twitch and trash as you look at your audience whom instead of relief are in a complete state of terror.
>The last air from your lungs comes out in uncontrollable cackles before you start to feel it's toll.
>This world... was so much... f...u...n.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqbyrAdaC38
Incidentally, it's the song that got me into this predicament in the first place.
This is gonna be a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R_3mXZBsuU
>>27850255
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-j61rI90HRM
>>27851247
>You are Anon.
>And Celestia was a fool.
"When I hear that trumpet sound-"
>Your hand begins to claw at the dirt, moving tirelessly.
"I'm gonna rise right out of the ground-"
>Rocks tumble from your burial site, boulders collapsing into your shoulders and rolling off, your undead body stronger than imaginable.
"Ain't no grave can hold my body down."
>A scream echoes through the canyon as you watch a small group of ponies run from the rim, having seen your rebirth.
>That sun-raising horse thought that she would live to see your end, did she?
>You smirk as energy fills you, letting you take your first steps in fifty years.
>The Princess will soon learn what horror is.
Passenger of shit-I staple tapeworms on my penis
>>27855419
More!
>>27855419
we want more writefag
https://youtu.be/AsC7ILz7eIE
Sing this with all my might.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR0DKOGco_o
>>27856639
>>27856674
Alright, calm down, you two. I've got sleep to catch up on, and work to do tomorrow, but I should have a short schedule, so I'll hook you guys up with some more then. Keep this thread alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAYPN-1Yjt0
I only regret that I have one life to lose for my country.
https://youtu.be/hTgnDLWeeaM
https://youtu.be/Ani_6IRV20A
Absolutely perfect song for execution
>>27856723
>tfw I was just listening to that earlier today
I considered posting it, but we needed Cash more.
I JUST WANNA SELL OUT MY FUNERAAAAAL
I JUST WANNA BE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE
>>27851873
>>27850764
>>27850276
Lots of Cash in this thread. Good.
>>27850255
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qi5nTb-NRFU
https://youtu.be/ktvTqknDobU
After you are hanged, they bury your body, not knowing about radioactivity.
Hundreds of years pass, ponies have the industrial revolution
but then the bombs are tested
Nuke detonates, you awaken.
>>27850255
https://youtu.be/lP077RitNAc
Pretty fitting I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
And when I finish singing I would say this one last phrase.This is not the end, my evil is justTO BE CONTINUED
>>27851682
AHHHHH FRANKY SINATRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>this is your final chance Anon
>you can accept my student's love for you, or be punished according to the law of my land
>your answer, Mr Anonymous?
"The only girl I ever lov-"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE
If i'm leaving the perfect world I've always wanted to be a part of. I might as well tell them what I think about it before I go.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M
>walking to rope
>say it slowly and quiently
I've got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings
But now I'm free
There are no strings on me
>put noose around neck
>platform drops
>rope snaps
>brace for impact with ground
>walk away singing in same tone as before
I've got no strings
So I have fun
I'm not tied up to anyone
>crowd parts in disbelief
>celestia in too much shock
>>27850255
I want to put my finger in celestia's ass
gem idea of a thread
>>27850255
>Today was the day
>It was really happening, your rebellion had failed.
>Your army lay in shambles and Celestia rained supreme as the unquestionable matriarch of Equestria.
>As you lay, before her, knees touching the wooden floorboards of the elevated platform, wrist's and ankles bound in shackles, battered and bruised with the hissing of the crowd just below you.
>You....wait for your captors response, with an earnest desperation, painted across your visage.
>She pauses....then stares into the crowd.
>"Very well Anonymous, because you have always been of sound mind and mild temperament. I shall permit you this one request!"
>"Tell us the name of the final muse you'd like to hear, for your final moments on this earth."
>A wash of cool relief overtakes you as you shambley rise to your feet.
"Oh...thank you, Celestia, truly your mercy is without equal."
"The song that I'd like to hear, unfortunately...can only be played~Ahem, with one of my human contraptions....BUT, you could have Fluttershy bring it! She'll know exactly where and what I want....will that be a problem?"
>Clearly vexed she stomps her hoof and replies
>"You press your luck human!"
>The crowd, however, seems to disagree as they begin to boo Celestia now.
>"Fine! Fluttershy!"
>She screeched as the yellow pegasus stammered onto the stage.
>"Oh~my...umm yes your highness."
>She replied kneeling before her.
>"Bring Anonymous the music he so desires."
>"Oh...umm...sure Celestia but... it's umm maybe not appropriate..."
>Celestia growing ever more impatient yelled
>"I don't care just bring it...."
>"Yes ma'am right away." She said as she blazed off.............
>>27857336
>Some time had passed, but she had returned with your black sony stereo complete with a tape deck attachment.
>"umm last chance Celestia....are...are you sure..." She meekly said holding a single black cassette
>"JUST PLAY THE SONG!"
>"EEP!"
>She quickly turned back to the stereo while tripping over herself and haphazardly attempting to place the cassette tape into the stereo.
>"Now the stage is set Anonymous!"
"Oh...it definitely is."
>You whispered as the yellow pegasus placed the tape into the stereo.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrSH0G8kBo
>The song bellows and screeches throughout the stage.
>"WHAT!?!??! WHAT IS THIS!" Celestia yells, visibly shocked.
>"Turn it off immediately"
"NOW WAIT JUST A GOD DAME MINUTE!"
>You say as rise to your feet and break the shackles.
"YOU TOUCH THAT STEREO AND IM GONNA STICK IT RIGHT UP YOUR ASS BOY!"
>"Guards seize him!" Celestia said as they began to storm the stage
>The first one an earth pony with a blue mane charges you with his spear
>You side step him and grab it and deliver a giant kick to his jugular, he flies off the stage and two more charge you! The song still playing in the background, invigorating you, inspiring you!
>Two more charge you both unicorns, both clad in heavy armor
>You swing the spear at the one to your right like a baseball bat shattering it on his chest as he tumbles behind you.
>The other grabs you at the waist with his hooves, but you ain't havin none of that shit.
>You slam your fist onto his back, he shackes and releases his grip.
>You grab him and shove his head in-between your legs, then hoist him into the air only to slam him onto the floor.
"It's just you and me now candy ass!" You said pointing your finger directly at Celestia
>Terror fills her eyes, and she begins to flap her wings
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y
>>27857355
>>27857355
>You charge her just as she's taking off from the side of the stage. Tackling her before her hooves can even leave the ground, instead, both of you fly into the crowd.
>Some ponies begin to flee while others watch with sheer terror, the remaining onlookers form around the two of you.
>Fluttershy, during this confusion, nopes the fuck out.
>Celestia flails her legs violently in an attempt to break free as the two of you scramble on the ground together.
>She begins to tire and you seize the opportunity, slamming your fist into her snout. Blood gushes from it, as she goes limp.
>Cuffing her by her mane you Stand, and she drudgedly does as well.
>With her on her feet, now was the time to finish this.
>Lifting her head to face you, you swiftly kick her in her stomach, and even more quickly turn around so that your back faces her, then you cup her neck into your arm as you throw yourself onto the ground ass first. Her neck slamming against your shoulder. Her whole body stiffens and then goes limp again.
>Your revenge is complete. You quickly turn and run, leaving the city, and onto your final target....the snitch sold you out.
>>27857355
Personally I prefer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMmXCKxwa0k
>>27857382
Did she die?
>>27857401
Silly Anon.Wrestling isn't real.
>>27857405The extreme pain is real, though
>>27857382
>Elseware at fluttershys cottage, the yellow mare was clamoruring to store her blongings into a brief case sweat dripping from her head.
>"OH NO NO NO NO! THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T BE LIKE THIS NOO!!" She said to herself as she stuffed her bags.
>"Maybe I can leave town before he gets here. I mean surly he'll be trying to lay low for awhile right?"
>Just then a loud banging was heard at her cottages door.
>"Ohh, no no no...maybe it isn't him...."
"OPEN THE DOOR FAGGOT!"
>"Eeep!"
>Forgeting enterly about her belongings the yellow mare runs for the nearest window and jumps from it.
>Only to find you in hot pursut!
>She begins sprinting into the forest, you just behind her.
>You eventually close the gap and take a might leap! Grabing her by her hunches, both of you tumbling onto the ground.
>You shove her face into the ground and rasie her hunches.
>"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY ANON! Please, no, i'll leave town, you'll never hear from me again! We can work something out I swear!"
"The only thing getting worked out is this pine cone up your ass!"
>She gasps her eyes catch a glipse of you, your left hand shoving her face into the dirt while your right was grasping a massive pine cone you'd grabed from the floor.
>She began to buck voliently in a desperate attepmt to free herself. So violently in fact that you had to hold her kneck down with your knee and grab her rump with your left arm, just to keep it still.
>She began to cry, loudly.
>You move her tail and postion the pine cone head at the tip of her anus
>"I'M SORRY ANON!!"
> She screams as you ram the pinecone in with all your might!
>And release her
>She screams and then grabs her rump crying even louder now.
>Your work here is done. Fuck this gay country...your going back to Canada.
>You walk off into the sunset...and think to yourself....what a crazy summer....
Credits Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6XmNoauuOo
>>27857410
>>27857401
Hi, write fag here.
I don't know....did she?Really...did she?
>>27857391
I just wanted a pine cone shoved in someone's ass...not a big black dick.
>>27857382
edgy
>>27857429
Yes, I'm sure that pine cone was very edgy indeed!
>>27850255
"...I'is sorry...fo' what 'ah am..."
https://youtu.be/oGmRKWJdwBc
>>27850255
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLBUqb3MKm3XBlBU8NWfVZfQWYZhbDbHpW&v=kpiVJq9JyFU
>>27850916
Nawww. Emotional stuff.
Bump for I am writing something
>>27850255
I know you and I have been fighting like cats and dogs but there's one more thing I need to say before it's my time to go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHw62eZpHk4After the song all the ponies cry and let Anon off the hook. He says he's learn his lesson and he'll never lead a herd of lobsters through ponyville ever again.
>>27850255
Can't I just have death by cock vore?
>>27858119
That's. Lunas thing.
>>27857413
>Anon is a foreign echange student.
I guess you can say... Fluttershy really felt the Ramification for her actions.
>>27858124
Luna has a tiny willy. She's terrible at it.
>>27850255
https://youtu.be/yPWsP93pTPA
>Anons toooo the coooore...
>Hang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUcwo_R_8vk
>>27850255
If I must https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rkXGikuNA
https://youtu.be/vt1Pwfnh5pc
>>27857653
There are not enough words in the dictionary to explain to you how much I hate you right now for bringing up that movie.
>>27857653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOYzFKizikU
https://youtu.be/xCYq9nzNMT8
WAHNTUFREE HDHHDDDJDKFHKDHHGSHRJFJE
>>27856674
>>27856639
>>27855419
>>27851247
writefag wake up and continue
>>27850255
shittygreen.jpg
>It's time.
>Celestia, ever so foolish allowed you to give her ponies, one, last show, and you will make it count, even if it's the last thing you'll ever do.
>Heh.
>You step onto the platform, chains on your legs clank as you slowly move them.
>Rope is tied tightly around your neck.
>"Anonymous the Human! For your crimes against peace and harmony of Equestia, you are sentenced to death by hanging. Despite evils you committed, I hope that your soul may rest in peace."
>Celestia gives the signal to your executioner. But then you strike.
>Silence is broken by your humming.
>Funny thing, to ponies songs are somehow sacred. You learned about that when you disturbed one for the first time. Out of all things, you knew that despite everything you did, they wouldn't refuse you the right to sing.
>So sing you did.
>Your voice slowly moved to your audience, sending your final message.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones"
"But my words will hurt you more"
"Sticks and stones break only skin"
"While words will haunt you kid"
"Slant and curved the words-swords fall"
"To pierce and stick in you"
"Bats and bricks may ache through bones"
"But words mortify you"
"Pain from words has left its scar"
"On mind and heart that's tender"
"Cuts and bruises may once heal"
"It's words that never will"
>As echoes of your words slowly fade, you pull the lever of the trap door, much to everybody's surprise.
>You know that as long they live they will know what your words have caused in this word.
>And know that you took the satisfaction of killing you from them.
>>27861689
That's just stupid.
Screw singing I'll just do this laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT-vSeWCYhE&list=LLCxISI2ropkF9CLyN-D71VA&index=24
I suppose it all depends on why I'm going
If I get convicted for some Bicycle Thieves sort of scenario where I had to break the law to save my family I'd go with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T1M04IWoko
or if I'm caught by myself, not paying tax to the crown and spreading discontent among the masses for their monarch government
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTRhZ3mRgGQ
If it's for anything else I'd make sure my mates are there at the execution so we can do thisn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw
>>27860507
i'm sorry anon, writefag is kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-If2r9ENQfA
Then I enjoy my new sentence of "Rehabilitation" because only total lunatic would belt this out as he was set to die. Throw in a seizure, some screaming, and "lucid" moments begging for death to "make the voices stop" for good measure. Kinda makes Celestia look like the bad guy if she executes someone who may have not been in control of themselves. Shit, she might even feel genuinely bad about me.
>>27863035
So this is the "meme synthesis" I've heard so much about...
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxKckHuHx_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU
Either of them will do. Or, even better,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1zQzBUQ-5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvR7ZUjaJk
>>27851247Different writefag
>100 years in the future Anon and trumpets have been almost forgotten.
>Yes young fillies sometimes say your name 3 times in a mirror but of course nothing happens.
>Be Lyra
>Looking into the occult to find a way to summon a "Human"
>Reads an old tale about trumpets letting one called Anon rise from his grave.
>Buck yes
>Goes to burial canyon, sees headstone about being buried under the mound of concrete and rock.
>Nothing can stop you.
>With a quick breath you blow into a crudely made "trumpet"
>And nothing
>"I knew that book was all phooey."
>As she walks away a soft rumbling can be heard.
>Then a very human-like fist burst from the ground.
>>27857413
kek.
>>27864804
Please continue this.
>>27850255
For fuck sakes. All these replies and no posts this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J51LPlP-s9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2LhXOtsTLY
>>27865202
I'll try, don't let the thread die.
>>27865452
This is now officially a Green thread about Anon being executed/resurrected along with music. sometimes.
>>27850255
This works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuJqUvBj4rE
Also if you drop acid.
>>27864804
>Be Anon
>Holy crap everything hurts.
>Neck hurts from the noose
>Back aches from sleeping underground for the past century.
"What the Hell?"
>All your memories are gone.
"Hello?"
"Hello?!"
>You try to stand up but fall face first
>Everything is so stiff
>You hear something in the bush
>A green unicorn pops out.
>"HAHAHA I DID IT!!!!!! TAKE THAT BONBON I'M NOT CRAZY"
>This horse is crazy.
>You try to get up and run but your feet fail you again.
>"Oh Nononononono, don't worry about a single thing, Lyra is here to take goood care of you."
>With those words she lifts you up with green magic resonating from her horn and throws you on a pull cart.
>Ouch. Hard and cold as steel.
>Whatever, not like you had any plans or anything.
>>27861689
OP are those original lyrics or from a song? I searched the lyrics and didn't find a song.
>>27851247
My own green for this:
>5-10 years since your hanging
>New human enters Equestria
>Goes unnoticed because he knows about anon from many years before
>Has a trumpet just for the occasion
>But now the time is right
>He decides that now is the time to reawaken anon.
>Be Tim Armadaeus
>About to reawaken Anonymous
>You have your trumpet
>Go to the canyon
>Pull out your trumpet
>You play "Ain't No Grave" on the trumpet.
>You play it real fucking loud, probably amplified by the canyon, you don't care.
>The ground shakes.
>A fist rises from the ground.
>Then another.
>You kneel down as a person emerges from the grave.
>His flesh is reappearing on his barren skeleton.
>The trumpet worked. Anonymous is here.
>You smile.
>He opens his eyes, apparently lost to his past
"Have you forgotten your vengeance, Anonymous?" you tell him.
>He sees you, reaches out, and you pull him up.
>He stands for the first time since his death.
>"It feels good to be back." he says.
"It sure is isn't it?" you say as you place the trumpet on his tombstone.
"Won't be needing this anymore."
>Anon pulls the cotton out of his ears. "Eugh. That song really left a message didn't it?"
"Sure did man. Now are you ready for vengeance?"
>"Let me just get this noose off my neck." he spits out in disgust.
"Keep it," you suggest, "as a weapon or a symbol of what happened to you."
>"Why did you reawaken me?"
"Because you are still a man."
>He realises that he did not ask your name and says "Who are you?"
"Tim." you reply. "Now let's wreak havoc."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TL2n1k-ScM&list=WL&index=208
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=org1ITRGGNg&list=WL&index=165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nt0Cat5RO8
Just gonna slip this in
It began when they come took me from my home
And put me in Dead Row,
Of which I am nearly wholly innocent, you know.
And I'll say it again
I.. am.. not.. afraid.. to.. die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahr4KFl79WI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Ne9sRcSrM
>Be Luna
>You stand at the rim of Mausoleum Canyon with the Trumpet, and the last of your guards.
>Equestria is no more. The Elements are broken, their bearers dead or corrupted, and unspeakable things roll across the world like moving mountains.
>And even NOW, you still ask yourself if this a good idea. If as horrifying as the current situation is, you could make it infinitely worse.
>You finally dismiss it. It is this, or nothing. There is nothing else.
>You put the mouthpiece of the instrument to your lips and blow.
>For a long, long moment, nothing happens. And then, you begin to feel vibration beneath your feet. The ground begins to tremble.
>In front of you, cracks begin to spread from the site of the burial marker, now weathered and faded, the "light" spilling from them black as night, a shade so impossible dark your guards cry out in pain and hide their eyes at its sight.
>A fist explodes from the ground, and in seconds, the hideously un-Equestrian form of Anon is rising from it, a form so black it seems to absorb the light from around it.
>Only the two green eyes seem to sparkle and burn with nightmare life.
>The sparse plantlife in the canyon withers at his mere approach.
>For a long time, the two of you stare at each other., your guards struggling to maintain their composure at your dark presence.
>It raises its fists, and advances with unspeakable speed. But before it can reach you, you speak.
>"Tirek and the dark master he serves have stolen your vengeance," you say clearly. "Equestria lies broken at their feet. And my sister is dead, along with all who stood with her."
>Anon stops his advance, and cocks his head.
"I awakened you, monster, because nothing less terrible than you will serve now."
"And why should I help you?' comes a hollow voice from Anon. "What do YOU offer?"
>"I offer myself." your guards stare at you in shock as you speak.
>>27866223
>Anon--IT--cocks its head in surprise, those glinting eyes studying you.
>A peal of distant thunder is the only sound, for nearly a full minute, as IT contemplates your offer.
>And then...
>T̫̖h̝e͉̤̹̱͇̟̯͢n ͈̪m̘̞͕̤̯͢y͚ ̶̟͚v͙͙e̖̯̘̬̜ń̮̩̞g̲̯̼̤̞e̮̼̜̻͍̺̮a͏̗̮͖̭͇̥n̶c̲̘͘e̳̹̪͖̱͖ ̭̰̙͉ę̭̙x̱̖̼t̜͍̖̩̻̲e̠͉͍̹̻̘n̥̪̘d͔̙̗͢s̜͙̹͚ ̮͓͖͉̤̲̞t̨͚o̹̭͕̯͡ ͈̜͍̘̰̳̳t̤͖͖h̰̝̱̗̩̹̘o͏s͙̯̹͓̟̘̹e͉̭͉̭̘͓ ̢̹̖̰̼͇w̩̮̯̠̖ḫ̣͙̻̯͉͎o͚̕ ̲̭̦͓̜͘ͅs̞̪͓̞t͕̮̗̮̩o̝͙̙̻͝l͏̲e͚̞͍̳ͅͅ my͙̗ ̗̣͍̙̦͍͜r̝̳i̘͉̹̞g͈̫h̵̳t͉̠͎f̢̦̪̣̣͖̫͈u͕̟̳͈̮̠͟l̰̤̹̮͕̝̦ ̨͖̺̗͈̻p̛͕͎r̴͖i͏͕͖̻͎z͉̙e̦̖̜͘ͅ ̺͡f̸ro̜̝̘̜̤m̦̬̳͙̥ͅ ͙̘͉̖͕ṃ̗̮͍͎e͏̖.͏̜͚̹͓ ͔̻̗ ͓̰̼B̺u̬̤͍͙̪ṯ̮̩͙̤̣͈ ̰̝̲o̠̟͉͎ͅu̮̯r̘̲̗̮̯͟ ̼͖͈r͔̻͔̬̺̟͈͘ec̵̣̳̪̘̭k̼̟̟̝͚͉͍o̼̖̻̥n̴̤̼̹̗͇̯i̹͠n̸̝̝̩̝͖g̪ ̸͕̜͉̦ͅs͙̖͕̥̻͞h̛̫̳a̫l͇̺̪̼͠ͅḷ̨͚͔̼̥̜ ͚̹̗̮͍ͅc̖̤̹̳̥̪o̰͍̬̤̻̥ṃ̶̼̲̟̯e͚͉ ̢̩̹a͢f̧̬̤̯t̵̳̫̟e͍̳͙̼̻͓r̭̬̖̙̥̰͈wa̤͖͍͠r̻͈d͏̲͈̜.̦̬͈
>>27857266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHjqH1v4jmk
>You place the rope around your neck, still singing, and you turn and smile at the princesses.
>You smile and give them jazz hands with the noose around your neck, and you look out across the crowd, still grinning. Every eye in that crowd is wide and staring into yours in shock and fear. You adjust the noose so that the knot is just under your ear.
>"You'll find there are no strings on me, your highness." you say, almost apologetically. "But don't worry. 'll be seeing you all again soon enough."
>And before anyone can stop you, you pull the lever.
>>27866233
dam son
>>27861689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C0fxoot-7c
>You are now lich anon
>Well, warned them about the trumpets, did you not?
>Actually taking time to do good to some people and produce loyal minions who would then go out of their way to kickstart your resurrection.
>Best decision of your life.
>Well reading necromancy books did put you into this grave in the first place.
>Who knew it warrants a death penalty though? Especially in a magical horse land where everything is solved with kindness and a slight tap on the back.
>But looks like you escaped this fate with those same studies.
>Take that Celestia!
>Also cleaning dirt from your bones is not very easy as you fount out.
>Wait.
>Bones?
>What the fuck? The spell was supposed to produce a fully formed lich form
>Your skin and flesh should have been reanimated, there was also a preservation spell in place to make sure your body would not rot away.
>Now you have no dick! No dick at all!
>You shake your bony fist and screech at the setting sun!
"Fuck you Celestia! I will get my revenge!"
Bump
so many writefags, with so much OC.
Make them regret their choice and fear my return with the only true option. Land of the Dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxSrDn3NReA
>>27866972
This needs just as much green as the other prompt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4By8YHOnILo
They couldn't possibly execute you after that... could they?
By golly, this thread will make for the closest shave I've had in years. Seems lots of amateur writers are flocking to edge propmt. Not a bad thing. Flex your writing muscles, sweet babes.
>>27866972
>browsing through his other songs
>Hell in a Hand Basket
I love it.
>>27867287
Where's yours?
>>27851247
>skelenon raises from the grave via a trumpet-doot
that's too funny, man,
>>27850255
I'd sing about how big of a faggot I was being, from acting blase about my death to wanting to fucking SING for my murderers.
>>27851682
Hey, I didn't know there were people here that listened to Voltaire.
>>27867614
>>27859169
And even more people that listen to Voltaire!
this thread needs more green
>>27867719
>>27866972
And even more Voltaire! I thought I was the only one who listened to him here!
>>27850801
this
>>27866391
Do it.
>>27855419
>>27856639
>>27856674
>>27856811
>>27860507
>>27863035
>>27863306
QUICK GET THE TRUMPETS WE MUST AWAKEN WRITEFAG
>>27850255
Depends on how justified my execution is.
If it's completely justified : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZEnQogAd8U
If it's not justified : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7an-BB4-lLA
>>27865727
Actually they are edited version of the rhyme, that I'm sure somebody sung and I heard it, but I never found that again.
>>27865616
>Rolling into what looks like a small village the cart stops.
>"We're heeeerrrrre!"
>Once I get my muscles working again I am getting away from this loon.
>"My roommate is still asleep so we gotta be real quiet-like okay?"
>Vocal cords are choked, not like I'll be making any noise anytime soon.
>She quietly lifts you up with her magic only to bump your head on the doorframe taking you inside.
>I swear if it's the last thing I do I will kill her.
>"Now I don't really want to scare her, so you are going to have to stay in the basement for now."
>Whatthefuck.jpg
>You wake me up.
>Slam me on a hard as fuck cart.
>Make me hit my head on your small-ass house.
>And now you are putting me in storage?!
>"See you in the mourning! Tee-Hee"
>Rage and frustration is all you feel.
>Suddenly the door opens again.
>It's her...with a cup?
>"Here, I know how dry your throat must be being kind of...dead and all so drink this."
>Tea
>I hate t-
>Well it's not sooo bad.
>"And sleeping on a rock must've been horrible for your back, so I have a makeshift cot for you."
>Lifting you up she sets you gently on top of what feels like a cloud.
>Ohfuckyes.png
>"Goodnight."
>With a kiss on your forehead she leaves you.
>And you feel something in your chest, something you haven't felt in what seemed like an eternity.
>Your heartbeat.
>>27865889
Id sing that too Lol
>>27850255
>>27866972
>>27850276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA
Maybe some green for this?
>>27869638
I love you.
>>27850255
https://youtu.be/vBecM3CQVD8
>>27869638
POST MORE FAGGOT
>>27850255
I want to watch princess celestia take a huge hay dump
>>27850255
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
I'd give them something to think about.
>>27850764
Fucking brutal
>>27871054
fail reply
nice try faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Why hasn't this been posted yet?
>lemon demon
My nigga
This easily!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOxQ6n9fygY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqWt6LxPMT4
Why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq7noaMwLfg
If I'm going to go out, I'll go out in the GiIvaSunner way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcBNxuKZyN4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3I7SBMHZlUs
>>27871536
That reminds me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSMnnIbZI0Y
>>27850255
bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60-VuOxNFPc
THREATEN TO SUMMON THE BLOOD MACHINE!
>>27870627
Pic said it all.
>>27852463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ
>>27870895
>>27870806
After I get back from work I'll post more.
>>27858119
What he said.
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTIjLLCRD4g
Would make sense for an actual reason to be executed.
>>27873721
We are talking about Anon here.
It would make more sense to give a reason not to execute him.
>>27873721
>>27873741
>Anon tries to BnE Celly's room for baby pictures or just steal her panties. Who knows.
>Anon sings this while BnE
>Shit goes down hill from there.
>Anon is... well... anon. So he foreign.
>They wanna string him up on espionage charges. (hue)
>Since they have no country to send him back to, they'll kill him instead.
>Second song is Free Falling.
>>27870988
>She's in a twilight state, she won't feel anything
So, Twilight is being herself then?
>>27853339
HORSE PUSSY
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CrgtLx-040
I want Princess Celestia to get hit by a bus.
>>27850255
Oooh what you saaay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0
>>27873700
Is it death by snu snu?
>>27873946
Buses are awesome
>>27850255
>they hang you with licorice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZs1zJ41nHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ
>>27874889
What the fuck.
>>27850255
i want to put my fist so far up celestia's asshole that i could pick her nose from the inside
>>27875340
so effin funnie /b/ro!!!
>>27875340
that's a very short song family
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjiKJxfbmqQ
>>27850255
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
https://youtu.be/3JiJRdZshwo
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPwkDF5AxQM
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EktO-YHPTsA&feature=iv&src_vid=t7hL0LrmBj8&annotation_id=annotation_197942845
Then I teleport away.
My body is a cage
That keeps me from dancing with the one I love
My mind holds the key
>>27851950
would youkindly
>>27869638
>Days go bye.
>With each day you get healthier and stronger thanks to the green unicorn.
>You try to find a way to make her happy.
>Looking at your legs they still feel numb
>I bet if I just stood up maybe she would be happy that I am making progress.
>Pushing off the ground you get to a bear crawl stance
>Okay body, all you have to do is move the leg up and balance yourself out
>With all your strength you move your leg.
>Good, alright back the legs did their job time to do yours.
>Pulling your back up you can hear cricks and cracks from your rib cage and spine.
>Power through that pain.
>Ta-Da! A standing straight Human.
>I bet she would be so happy.
>1 hour later
>Must....Power....Through
>2 hours later
>Power.....Through
>3 hours later
>"Heeeey, I'm back from schWHAT HAPPENED!"
>You are collapsed on the floor face down
>Everything hurts again
>"Oh my poor baby, how did this happen?"
>She gently picks you up and sets you on the cot.
>Feels like those tempurpedic mattresses, oh so good.Not sponsored by Tempurpedic
>As she sets you down a very hoarse exhale comes out of your mouth with the ever most gentlest of words.
"thank you"
>"You can talk!? You can talk! Oh thank the Princess he can TALK!"
>With giddiness and giggles she jumps around the room.
>Maybe you should've fallen on your face sooner?
>You try to talk again but nothing but a squeaky whimper comes out.
>Don't worry, I'll make you more tea! This is so exciting! I'll be able to have a conversation wit ha human!"
>Yeah great, we'll be able to talk about my...
>Realization and depression go across your face.
>I still can't remember anything.
>>27859703
:'(
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfmhyOA2osk
>>27851297
underrated
>>27851950
why were they so afraid to say the word "lord"?
>>27850255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOQ4pkUAFbA
>>27871088
But anon, that song's exactly why you were sent to the gallows in the first place. If you sing it again, they'll have to try you again (this time in absentia, due to your death) and desecrate your corpse after they carry out your sentence.
>>27877154
Bump
