I want to stonk the Ponk.
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I want to stonk the Ponk.
Why would you do such a thing?
You monster.
I want to flutter her shutters.
I want to rut the rarara
>>27833485
Yet another autistic fucking Pinkie thread.
>>27833485
I want to give Dash a rash.
>>27833507
>The sun is new born.
>Drifts of fog scatter from the sunlight like specters.
>Dawn...
>Such a beautiful sunrise.
>You grit your teeth and take a drag on your cigar, breathing out deeply.
>You lift your binoculars to your eyes one final time.
>Target still in sight.
>Still quiet.
>Still...peaceful.
>Yesterday's baked goods still waft in the air.
>Bringing your binoculars down you eye your watch.
>It is time.
>Taking another long drag of your cigar you saunter behind your gun.
>Taking the cord in one hand, your cigar in the other, you whisper to the air.
"Oh, what a lovely morning."
>A quick tug was all that was needed.
>Bits of Sugar Cube Corner landed all over town.
>Putting your cigar back into your mouth, you whisper.
"Ponk...stonked."
>>27833577
Nah man, she would give YOU the rash.
>>27833606
But she's a virgin.
>>27833574
Don't blame this shit on ponkfags.
>>27833485
I want to jack off Applejack
>>27833485
I want to lie to twi
