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> "Shitfire"
>>27831432
>clitfire
>spitroast
>spitn'swallow
>shitfire
>>27831432
>Pitspire
>>27831446
>>spitroast
>>27831432
>"Filthy Ginger"
>>27831432
>FLOWEY
>>27831454
>Perspire
>>27831472
that game sucked
>>27831472
You already have/had your one thread, now fuck off back to tumblr.
>>27831470
Sour grapes.
>>27831432
I think Shitfire is probably what it is; the staff said on a tweet that it rhymed with spitfire, and that seems a logical one.
Either she shat herself or she crashed into manure or something.
>>27831541
She ate at the Tasty Treat before practice once.
She had a lot of curry.
>>27831531
>The famine has been over for decades.
>The Irish still cannot find food.
>>27831568
>>27831531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTn4RneO3pM
These are the people you are defending.
Well shitfire.
>>27831581
People in their 20s you find at bars are universally complete idiots. Besides, these guys aren't even redheads.
How is this a name
I hope one day we see Spitfire in her bomber jacket.
>>27831608
Pictograms are shit and ideograms are even worse, welcome to communication.
>>27831620
> Traditional Chinese
>>27831638
China would have colonized Mars 200 years ago if their language hadn't been pure memorization.
>>27831659
If China hadn't discovered tea, they would have already become space gods. Seriously. Glass is one of the main catalysts for technology - with it, you can see things more clearly. Further, smaller things become visible, enabling the old to continue their studies with glasses, and enabling the study of small and far away subjects. Windows are a small but essential convenience.
This is relevant because of tea. Westerners liked wine; to store it, they had to perfect glass techniques. That led to clearer, purer glass. The East had no such need, preferring tea, and so stuck to using paper screens and studied ceramics instead. That, crucially, was the main roadblock of Eastern technological progression.
>>27831748
All that opium smoking didn't help either.
>>27831432
I want to put my penis into rainbow dash's vagina and break her hymen.
>>27831759
This was for like 5% of their history. They were already shit by then. It was too late by then.
>>27832055
Like I said.
>It didn't help either.
>>27831432
I would like to imagine it's Spitroast after she was caught having a threesome with two stallions in the locker room.
>>27832063
The difference is: Spitfire is a mature pony, who's confident enough in her own skin to be able to laugh off weird nicknames and do enjoyable sex things if she wants.
Rainbow Dash, however, a shit.
>>27832069
>able to laugh off weird nicknames
Sure, that's why she whispered it and no other Wonderbolt has ever said it aloud. Makes perfect sense.
>>27831608
>So why don't we ever see you wearing your Wonderbolts jacket, Spitfire?
>>27832133
kek
>>27832086
Maybe it just turned into an inside joke between friends: like it's been said long enough that it's become a dumb nickname that she feels comfortable sharing with Dash.
You don't say that kind of thing aloud, because those who know it don't need to. Like a shibboleth, I think.
>>27832133
>a flaming bag of horse poo mysteriously appears on your porch
>>27832140
"I'm cool with it, seriously, I am, but it's been said looking enough so let's not mention it ever again. And if you ever say it again, I'll kill you. I'm not kidding, Trash, I'll fucking cut your throat. But I'm totally cool with my nickname, I promise."
>>27832133
Do any of them ever wear them
>>27832666
Yes, now stop asking dumb questions, satan.
>>27832666
O shit nigga
>>27831432
Swallowfire
>>27831432
>supahotfire
>>27832133
why can't this be cannon?
>>27831432
>Heatfire
>>27831432
>"Horse Pussy"
>>27832063
>Caught
>implying it wasn't hazing
>>27831461
>spittoast
