The butthurt is unreal
>>27809731
I have to agree. It takes a lot of butthurt to make a whole thread just to whine about people thinking Zephyrdash is a stupid ship. Can you tell us why you're so mad OP?
please don't make this anti-pewey levels of bullshit.
>>27809731
>Zephyrfag being buttmad.
>>27809731
>OP cares about Shipfags and their autism
shipping is retarded and if you are a shipper then you are retarded because shipping is retarded
>>27809731
its amazing how defensive Soardash shippers get out of the sudden
Goddamn, were shipfags always this autistic?
>>27809731
The upper right one reminds me of sonic fanart of the most autistic kind for some reason. Not that the others are much less autistic.
>>27809731
Don't worry Anon, don't listen to anyone else. There's no need to be so butthurt, you can still ship Zephyr with Dash if that makes you happy.
>>27810007
This, more or less.
>>27810243
Aways.
>>27810384
I mean, shipfags are ok, but its really fucking funny when they talk shit on waifufags in general, saying that their ship is canon, but then when you ask for evidence, they ALWAYS resort to "Why do I need evidence, its just a headcanon, calm down." Its fucking hilarious.
>>27810415
>shipfags are ok
>>27809731
>literally two queers fighting over a fag hag
>>27810415
Fluttercord is canon, here's the evidence. Case closed.
>>27810482
More like a fight between 3 dykes.
>>27810490
>implying Soarin' is in anyway female
>>27809731
>Still living in 2012
I don't see it either OP.
>>27810485
Toys aren't canonical.
Soarin' is gay.
Him and Thunderlane fuck in the showers after practice.
Zephyr is just a faggot.
>>27810485
>>27812278
is the show canon?
>>27812300
Couldn't have put it better myself.
I always thought SoarinXDash was a stupid ship, it's up there with SweetieXButton. Dash has only like 3 or 4 different interactions with Soarin in the show? I just think it's completely idiotic to ship them.
>>27810415
>shipfags are okay
>>27810482
>>27810490
>memes
>>27812300
Your headcanon isn't canon. Sorry to tell you that.
C'mon, everyone knows lesbian ships are the only valid ones. RD should only be shipped with Spitfire, AJ, Lightning Dust, and maybe Fluttershy if you really feel it's necessary to include her.
>>27812485
>shit meme c/u/ckoldry b8 opinion
Congrats you got me to reply. Here's your (You).
>Waifufags call shippers retarded people when they ship their waifu
>Waifufags think that no stallion but THEM it's worth being their waifu's BF
>>27812553
u wot m8
>>27812553
>Waifufags think that no stallion but THEM
>no stallion but THEM
>no stallion
>stallion
wat
>shipfags are terrible at shipping
>Dashfags on suicide watch
It's like a train wreck on both sides. Pretty entertaining.
>>27812633
>Dashfags shipping
>ever
>>27812639
You do realize I mentioned two separate groups, right?
>>27809731
Dash has had more interaction with Zephyr than Soarin'.
>>27812313
>non-reciprocal buttlust
Same shit Sparity faggots pulled before they were entirely btfo by Ember
>>27809731
The butthurt is a lie.
>>27812737
Spike hasn't shown ANY interest towards Ember the same way he has to Rarity. He hugged her, that's it.
And Sparity is nothing more than a stupid joke ship that they should've dropped ages ago.
>>27812553
>Shipfags actually believe this
Well I'm pretty sure you just proved you fags are retarded.
>>27812737
I would say in case of happenings possibility
FlutterCord>ZephyrDash>>>>>Sparity
The first two have adult males being friends with Dash and FS. Spike is too young to either get teased with Rarity or Ember.
>>27812910
>fluttercord
pff haha
>>27809731
I don't understand why anyone likes Zephyr Breeze.
>>27809789
I don't see anyone being suicide-baited yet.
>>27809755
>likes cuntpone
>thinks it's opinion matter
yes "it's" not "he's"
Zephyr Breeze is the new Flash Sentry.
>>27813147
At least Zephyr is canon
>>27813157
>I literally do not even watch the show
Fucking lmao, Anti-Eqg shitters everyone
>>27813184
>he took the bait
>>27812910
Please, Discord a shit.
>>27813198
>he pretends to be retarded
>>27813216
You seem upset. What's wrong?
>>27810447
>>27812415
Yeah, shipfags are alright, as long as they keep their cancer to themselves, and dont try to assert that their bullshit is canon, even when their is clearly no canon evidence.
Like >>27812409 said, the main RD one that I see is with Soarin, which is fucking retarded. Theyve had like, 6 interactions in 6 fucking seasons, most of which have actually been negative. But shipfags love to throw up that dumb photo and scream about their autism.
>>27814078
>shipfags are alright, as long as they keep their cancer to themselves, and dont try to assert that their bullshit is canon, even when their is clearly no canon evidence.
Fucking this.
I'm a shipfag but I know my ships aren't canon and I'm alright with that. Even more autistic than pretending it's canon, though, is having shipping wars like these Soarindash people are.
>>27814134
There's a lot of ships that are just fun to look at, and then there's people who actually dedicates a defense force for and against a pair.
I have my ships too but as /co/ once said, make a ship your reason to watch a show and you'll just end up ruining the fun for it.
>>27814134
If thats really what you think, then youre alright in my book, shipfag. Like >>27814160 said, all headcanons are fine, just dont be a fucking autist about it, thats all.
>>27813114
Oh man you got him there reddit /b/ro
>>27814160
Dipcifica, yes?
>>27814197
Pic related is my favorite. It's probably not canon, but doesn't matter. I can love it anyway.
>>27814408
Nevermind, it's Pinecest. Art style was throwing me off.
>>27814408
Padippicaonly lasted for one episode ;_;
Yeah, one of the ships I was really into.
>>27809731
Soarin is one of the most boring minor characters in the show
he gets shipped with Dash mainly because "he's a male Wonderbolt" and that's about it
Zephyr Breeze might be a cringe-inducing character, but at least a romance between him and Dash would be interesting
>>27814436
How about this?
>>27814436
Romance? I was thinking more platonic relationship onesided flirting, and then slowly forming a tsundere interest into Zeph.
Honestly at this point Sunburst, Spike, Zephyr and Big Mac are the only ones that are developed enough for to have a relationship.
>>27814469
It explains everything.
EVERYTHING.
>>27814472
>tsundere
Perfect
>>27814469
ship it like fed ex
>>27814469
>"Huh… I guess I had more in common with your brother than I thought."
>"Oh? Is it because he’s gay, or is it because he’s attracted to Soarin?"
Imagine how strongly Dash's butt must smell as she lowers it onto your face, the cheeks wrapping around your head as your world becomes the crack of Dash's butt, and your eyes focus on the pulsating, hot and sweaty ponut tucked between Dash's cheeks. Imagine that butt stink filling your lungs with every deep, loud whiff you take. Then imagine how strongly Dash's buns must taste as you run your tongue across them, coating them in your saliva; and imagine how much stronger her ponut must be when you dip your tongue inside it, force it all the way, then clean out Dash's rectum in a mad frenzy. Imagine it!
>>27813114
>>thinks it is opinion matter
>yes "it is" not "he is"
wew lad
>>27814472
>tsundere
>>27813114
Oh wow you sure got me good there OP. How can I ever come back from the devastation of you using the a pronoun that doesn't accurately describe my gender. Oh woe is me.
>>27809731
The ones butthurt seem to be the one commenting on the butthurt. It's more of a joke than anything.
Dash did go to WB headquarters. Anything could have happened there beyond being zapped.
