Why didn't zephyr breeze threaten to kill himself if they tried to kick him into the street?
Thats what I did and it works wonders with my parents.
>>27802861
Kill yourself.
>>27802875
I will when I'm homeless :^)
He did.
>>27802881
You really don't have any shame, do you?
>>27802894
>Having shame
>On /mlp/
>>27802893
When and how?
>>27802861
>>>/r9k/
There you go, you diaper wearing trap fapping failure.
>>27802920
>be zephyr breeze
>parents are tired of my shit and about to kick me out of home.
>bring out my karimbe knife that I bought with my dads credit card straight from zebrica.
>chop off my dick head right in front of them and tell them that my corpse will be the last thing they see if they force me through that door.
>non-chalantly go back to my room with a hum.
>They stare in horror while I lay on my bed.
>>27802920
Aww look, a wagie's getting ragie in his cagie!
I'll continue enlightening my mind with the questions that stumped Einstein, Bohr, and Schrödinger, acquiring knowledge that puts me in the intellectual .1%. Maybe after you finish earning Shekelstein his new jet, you can read up on it too!
I doubt it though, you need your rest to get up nice and early for the commute! Don't want Shekelstein to lose out on his profits, after all!
>>27803029
>implying shitposting and playing tf2 all day will change anything in your life
>implying even if you absorb all this knowledge you be able to something constructiv with it
Nice copy pasta tho, now get back behind the counter the mayo won't refill it self
>>27803079
>>>implying shitposting and playing tf2 all day will change anything in your life
>implying working long shifts at a McJob will change anything in your life
>>implying even if you absorb all this knowledge you be able to something constructiv with it
>implying attaining knowledge for knowledge's sake isn't the mark of a true intellectual
