Whaddaya want, /mlp/?
>>27786357
Some better Applejack art
>>27786357
For you to accept me as your sex slave.
>>27786357
Brexit
>>27786357
http://store.steampowered.com/app/447530/
>>27786357
I'd liketo drown my sorrow.
>>27786357
http://store.steampowered.com/app/403153/
Do you have a job for a man that wants to die?
>>27786357
hooves
>>27786357
Vodka
>>27786357
Your asshole
>>27786685
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/447530/
Well shit...I was gonna mock you for this but now....I think i'm gonna buy this and try it out.Do they have an mlp mod?
>>27786357
Gimme a strong shot of memes boss.
>>27786357
I actually don't drink...it's bad for you.
Can I have a mineral water?
>>27788393
I don't get it. Is there a punchline? Is Applejack being there supposed to be the joke?
>>27786357
A beer, keep the change, if you see another green guy don't trust him.
http://youtu.be/T28LyXf8MlU
>>27786357
Vodka. Lots of it.
>>27786357
hooves
>>27786357
For my girlfriend to actually love me and to drag me out of this pit of self-hatred.
But if you don't have any of that, I'll have some whiskey.
>>27786357
I want to not hate myself for a while. What drink will best help with that?
I want milk tea.
>>27786357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Dqo4c_Af8
A drink that will let me leave this worthless body.
>>27790910
i wish
Let's get some real drunk poner art in here for fucks sake.
>>27791162
Sounds like you should leave compadre, sounds like a super shitty situation.
>>27791078
That's how we did it back in 2012 sonny.
>>27791067
Surebut, we all end up in the ground all the same, who knows tomorrow or the next could be your last, why not have some experiences while you're here?
>>27786357
I want you to make a Blue Lagoon and a Sex On The Beach, and then mix 'em together. I still need a name for it, so the next faggot who walks in with a green can give it one.
>>27791398
No green but it's called
>Sex on a Blue Beach.
>>27786357
I want something sweet, maybe alcoholic.
Or something strong, I really don't care.
>>27791476
One mojito with Cap'n Morgan coming up.Or are you trying to into cider or something?
>>27786357
I'll take a pound of nuts.
>>27791524
Surprise me. Something that can bring up spirits.
>>27791529
You know how many drunk fags spat in those nuts or finger blasted someone in the bathroom only to come back and stuff their grimy dick beaters in the nuts? I'll never understand European pubs.
>>27786357
I'm just an Arizona Ranger, I won't be too long in town. I'm here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead, it doesn't really matter, I'm after Texas Red.
>>27786357
I want pinkie pie to shit all over my naked body, then draw a smiley face in the feces using my nipples as eyes and my belly button as the nose and then draw a mouth right above my cock
>>27791744
At least you have goals, I'll need a few more after that.
>>27791687
I think I'll just have cool, clear, water.
>>27791954
So, vodka? Comrade?
>>27788241
>>27788393
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>>27791067
>>27791088
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>>27791324
>>27791363
>>27791398
>>27791476
>>27791954Surprised to see my art for fingerbang being here tbqh
Can I get a Nikolaschka with a side of Billy Joel on the radio? Things have been rough bar apple horse
>>27792288
Damn anon, seems like bars closed
>>27792197
Eeh... May as well...
>>27792197
> Bartender... hey, BARTENDER!!
> There's a whorse in my drink!
>>27793037
Seems /mlp/ is starting to get drunk. This would be good.
>>27786357
An elephant foot sandwich, and a Welch's soda on the rocks
>>27786357
i'll take some of your juice if you know what i mean
>>27791683
Were you in Romania or some underground ghetto BDSM bar because this is not a thing in most European countries
You can't really generalize it as European pubs since it doesn't work here the same way it does in America
>>27788241
No tomorrow
No tomorrrrow
>>27786357
To feel, for once, like all the effort and pain I go through to keep my family from tearing itself apart is actually helping.
Also, just some Triple Sec and lots of gin please.
>>27793707
If you want grimy nuts, more power to ya m8.
>>27794146
I just don't understand what you're talking about, it seems like you've been in some pub that has like a big dose of nuts available and I would like to know in what country this is considered common. I've been in pubs all around mainland Europe and if you order nuts you just get a sealed package that you can buy at any store. Is it a britbong thing?
Drunk bump
>>27786357
You as a wife AJ.
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>>27786357
Laphroaigh Quarter Cask, neat.
I want the whole room to smell what I'm having.
>>27792264
I want a jack and coke on the fuckin rocks.
>>27786357
Couple shots of whiskey and a can of beer.
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>>27796015
>jack and coke
Why order whisky if you're just gonna pollute it?
And Jack is overrated. Do you even single malt, bro?
>>27796079
no, because I'm not a drunk shit like you
>>27794263
I got a pub that has this large barrel with unpeeled peanuts.
>>27786357
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>>27786357
>muh ndt
>>27786357
Hey, you got any o' that good sarsparilla?
>>27798189
No one cares faggot.
Straight unfiltered potatoe vodka I must channel the spirits of my Slavic ancestors
>>27786357
Alcoholic Mare Juice. Oh and some hard cider too.y'all don't check ID do ya?
>>27798331
Aye! Get the underaged lad and I a kumiss! A shot of mare piss for me too.
the most girly drink you have
I will take some of your finest, top qualityorange juice.
>>27786357
Gentleman's Jack and splash of soda.
I'm a pathetic pleb.
>>27798169
What, are you on you're fucking period?
>>27786357
Someone's gonna have to drive all these drunk anons home. I'll have some coke.
Barq's Root Beer. If you do not have it, or have it only in diet, I will Aloha Snackbar.
>>27799988
>Not drinking exclusively at home.
