>browsing /mlp/
>on Skype
>friend asks what I'm doing
>"on this place called /mlp/, basically grindr for ponyfags"
>friend-o laughs, I laugh then suddenly
>fucking Celestia busts through the door
>holyshitnotagain.avi
>I cry and plea, no rapey time please
>she has a 14" banana in her hoof
>"DO YOU LIKE BANANAS?!?"
>throw my dakimakura at her, my waifu will protect me
>Celestia is too powerful, I have no choice
>pull out the secret weapon
>my dicksword
>3' long dildo sword flailing around
>fights me irl, try to summon Shrek as a companion
>Shrek is busy
>fuck
>Celestia beats me down
>I pomf on the floor, try to do the dinosaur
>"Memes can't save you now!"
>this is it, I am kill
>the last thing I see is Celestia's rape face
>then a bright flash
>no pain, no tears, only dreams
>wake up 3 weeks later in the hospital
And that's the story of how I lost my virginity
>>27755314
I don't understand why you didn't cock-vore Celestia.
>>27755314
I think you forgot your '>be me', reddit.
>>27755314
>friend
Dohoho, brony writes fanfic about having friends
>>27755314
stop making this shitty threads
>>27755314
>memes won't save you
>implying
>>27755314
>cry and plea no rapey
How can one man be so fucking gay?
>>27755371
ANON YOU CAN'T MEME YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS
>>27755385
You tell us
someone screenshot this.
>>27755389
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT DANK MEMES, TWILIGHT!
>>27755389
*teleports away*
are u guys this bored?
>>27755946
>u
And yes.
I literally have no other shit to do, except constructive and boring shit.
I really hate neo-/mlp/
>>27755985
>yfw you find out Carlton is your real dad
>>27755991
>Implying /mlp/ hasn't always been massive shit
Making a whole board for a single show, was never a good idea.
>>27755314
Shit
That meme density was unusually high
>>27755575
This good?
>>27755643
Skyscrappers can't melt dark dutygenerates
/mlp/ sure is... "special" at night
>>27755314
>2010 + 6
>molestia
What year is it? Am my maths wrong?
Yes
DAMN U CARLOS
>>27755314
The fuck did I just read
>>27756492
>>27757005
Holy fuck, it really is summer.
SUMMER TIME LOVINNNNN
>>27756613
It's the current year.
