Hey, /mlp/. I just got a call from work and they need me to come in. Can you watch my daughter for me? Her mom is planning some kid's birthday party. I promise I won't be gone long.
>>27750373
No one is going to rape your fantasy daughter you sick fuck
>>27750373
Someone get some chocolate milk. Baby ponies like chocolate milk right?
Role play isn't allowed. Please kill yourself.
>>27750529
No fun alloud, you heard him.
>>27750560
Anon, what are you doing? Get her off the table...
>>27750690
Oh, fuck me.
>>27750690
GET LOST YOUR PURPLE FUCK
>>27750736
Fuck we need to do something, anything, QUICK!
>>27750755
Kill ourselves?
>>27750770
DO EEETTTTTTT
>>27750790
DO IT
>>27750790
Pinkie Pie is not Jewish.
>>27750790
obligatory
>>27750790
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BOOK HORSE
>>27750790
Maybe we can find help at the he store
>>27750855
and now she's going to push over a glass of chocolate milk and take the baby out.
>>27750862
You mean to turn it on then push the glass of chocolate milk?
>>27750855
Good idea! If we store the baby in a safe box, she won't be able to hurt herself! Safe.
>>27750866
yes yes, you're quite edgy
>>27750894
Why's her aura red
>>27750904
because she's being edgy
and red and black are the colors of edge
>>27750896
>Fire in the ground
tell me she aint burning the entire house down pls
>>27750866
>>27750896
D-do you think OP will notice his kid missing?
>>27750937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM
>>27750941
Nah, he's got a Pie now.and a fire.
>>27750976
I was thinking of exactly the same song
>>27750896
Alright guys, i'm ba-- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU IDIOTS DO?! I GAVE YOU ONE EASY JOB AND YOU BURN THE FUCKING HOUSE DOWN AND BAKING MY FUCKING DAUGHTER! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES?!
>>27751029
We baked you a pie.
>>27751029
>WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES
>>27751029
Calm down, we will just travel back in time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TZbze72Bc
>>27751056
>>27751057
>>27751088
I'm calling the policeand the fire department.
>>27751102
QUICKLY DOC LET'S TRAVEL BACK
>>27750896
>>27751088
dubs confirm
>captcha:locate the pies
>>27751102
may aswell dial the viscera cleanup squad while you're at it. you don't want your oven smelling of burnt bubblegum for long.
>>27751088
>Nobody gives a shit about 88 miles per hour dubs
Faith in humanity forever lost
>>27751088
Once this thread hits 88 dubs per second, you're gonna see some serious shit
>>27751306
>Mfw my esfores points arent big enough for that shit
I need an adult and some dubs...
>>27751306
what?
>>27751306
You scare me
