>You know what I just found out?
>You're a virgin!
>Hee hee hee ha ha!
>And you expect your waifu to love you.
>She won't even respect you anymore once I tell her!
>How can anypony respect a virgin?
>>27749567
How can you tell her if you're dead?
>>27749567
At least the Twifags are lucky, she's probably a virgin too
>>27749567
But Pinkie, you ARE my waifu.
>>27749580
>implying
>>27749567
You're right.
And I'm sorry.
But nobody can ever know that.
>>27749591
and then they fugged
>>27749580
Good point
>>27749575
>Killing an element of harmony
Are you literally retarded?
>>27749640
It's for a good cause
>>27749619
>le ebin cucked meem
>>27749619
>brad meme
>even half seriously
am I the only one who's noticed that Flash is probably the dorkiest most awkward character in EqG
>>27749674
No
Not even teenage girls liked Flash much, Hasbro had to sell him together with Twilight.
>>27749736
not that surprising, girls tend to not even like Kenmy mom said her Barbies dated GI Joe
>>27749567
Really? Well, the same could be said about you, I don't respect a pony overflowing with diabetes.
>I-- W-wait what?
Hold on. I'm not done, you fat fucking glutton.
>Wh-wha..?
Yeah, I know. How could anyone respect a gluttonous piece of shit who doesn't know when to respect privacy?
>I-I-I... I was onl--
Oh nononono, fuck you. You are NOT going to play the "LOLHURRDURR I'M JUST JOKING" route, you hurt my pride I will hurt yours just as much!
>The room became deaf silent and all of a sudden there was a chill in the air... You can't really place your finger on it.
>Then after your anger subsided, the room was full of shocked looking pones and the sign says: Happy Roasting Party.
... Well fuck.
>>27749775
gay
>>27749775
Twilight: ANOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN
>>27749674
Yeah and you're retarded because he's a compete Chad McDudebro
>>27749775
Backpedal, Anon, backpedal!
>>27749775
>you hurt my pride I will hurt yours just as much!
You sound seriously autistic
>>27749811
/r9k/ please
>>27749811
>got rejected by his waifu three times
>can't put together a coherent sentence when a girl he's attracted to is in the room
>the 'sport' he clearly plays appears to be heavy metal
and if you think musicians are not gigantic dorks you're the biggest shut in I've ever met
>>27749841
Not to mention
>overflowing with diabetes
>when to respect privacy
>play the ... route
It's really no wonder he's a virgin.
>>27749855
>Implying he isn't a basement dweller that doesn't even go out to the store
>>27749567
>implying I care
>>27749567
With his three satyr children in the background and Anon raises a questioning palm with a face of visible confusion at the camera
>>27749872
Anon better be dressed as Will Smith from the Fresh Prince for that
>>27749872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>27749857
That's the point of the small write.
Allahu ackbar, faggots.
>>27749567
But won't that create a vicious circle ?
>>27749567
>You're a virgin!
>Hee hee hee ha ha!
You mean you aren't!?
>>27749567
Well, we can fix that right here, right now!
>>27750490
SOOOOOOOOOOOO JIGGLE AT THE RAPEY
>>27750538
That's not gonna stop meeee
>>27750573
guffaw at anonyyyy
>>27749567
Virgin? Where did you hear that.
If anything I'm ashamed i will never reach wizard status.
Everyone knows wizards get more pussy than anyone
>>27750490
Too soon Anon.
>>27749775
I'm afraid you might have terminal autism
>>27750592
Try harder next time, giiirl!
>>27749640
That's why you devour her body to gain her element
>>27750733
Kyubei please
