>You are going to marry Rarity
>After a year you realize that your life is ruined
Why?
>>27733241
You've contracted super herpes
>>27733241
bank account's empty due to her shopping sprees"generosity" my left tit
>>27733241
The spark is gone
We need to spice things up in order to fix our relationship
>>27733345
How can the spark be gone with a cutie like that!
I'm talking about bed hair Rara
>>27733356
I'm always working
She's always out saving the world.
There's never any time for us anymore
>>27733241
Because the girl next door was the better choice, but she was always too busy for a date.
>>27733241
Her bastard child burns everything
>>27733241
why did it took me a year to realize rarity sucks?
>>27733241
Bowser kidnapped her.
>>27733327
>implying she isn't the one who is earning all the money here with her fashion empire and you are just leeching off of her
>implying
Rarara's business with my jewishness means we cannot fail
