Why is the barn so noisy? Because the cows have horns.
>>27716751
Applejack, go and ask Pinkie for joke lessons.
>>27716751
Because the cows are horny
>>27716785
>implying Pinkie hates dumb puns
She'd be laughing her ass off at that
>>27716801
dumb puns are just city names in Equestria.
Why do books have spines?
Because they have backs!
>>27716751
No
Because you are a background pone
>>27716810
>Cities are puns therefore puns cannot exist elsewhere
>"Looks like the punch has been... Spiked!"
Okay
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Scootaloo LOOKED BOTH WAYS.
>>27716880
>not trying to impress your friends with geography knowledge
check out this faggot
>>27716751
jokes on you I dehorned them
>>27716751
Why do they call it a cream-pie?
Turn around and I'll show you
>unzips dick
>>27716751
COWS DON'T HAVE HORNS YOU STUPID FUCKING HORSE.
>>27716751
Aren't the bulls the ones with horns?
>>27716974
>>27717012
Your vast knowledge astounds me