Would you tell her?
>>27684700
>lipstick
Disgusting.But I probably would tell her though because i'm not an asshole.
>>27684700
>rape
>>27684700
>Total drama island
no thanks
>>27684731
What?
>>27684786
Zoey eliminated.
>>27684700
Tell her what? That she looks fine? Sure.
>>27684700
>dat recessed chin
She has downs. And that's kinda sad.
>>27684700
I just realized that i'm staring at retarded girl ass.
>>27684889
You make it sound like it's a bad thing. They don't call you out for enjoying the sight.
>>27684700
Yes.After taking a quick picture for personal use, though.
>>27684889
>retarded
they fixed her, remember? shes just like everyone else now.
>>27684889
That ass ain't retarded though.
>>27684975
Oh, it will be soon. She won't know what direction to shit after she gets back from her night out.
>>27684700
>Would you tell her?
After a fashion.
>>27684902
>>27684944
>>27684975
There's still something wrong with her though. There has to be,right?
>>27684700
Yeah.
>>27685031
Yeah, there is.she isn't real
>>27685031
Yeah, she won't strip unless you tell her. Right there on the dance floor. In front of her friends. Displaying it all. Not sure it would be public humiliation if she isn't humiliated and just confused.
>>27684975
It's retarded alright.
Retardedly good.
>>27685068
>would let you take her in public if you wished
truly a god among waifus.
>>27684700
Who's that supposed to be?
>>27685079
sexy tard
>>27685089
Oh.
>>27684700
Nah, I would try and cop a feel.
>>27685075
>you tell her to tug her dress down in an attempt to give her some public decency
>instead, she starts pulling it off
>when trying to correct her, she stops and tilts her head
>you mention her panties were on display
>instantly, her thumbs hook into the hem of her panties and slip them down
>there's no hesitation and certainly no shyness on her part
>the fabric drops down her legs where they rest around her ankles
>her hands lift her dress and display herself openly
>"I got it!" she says loudly as everyone stops to stare
>a few soft claps and a nervous couch are the only sounds for a moment
>"Oh! Are you wanting to do the sex?" she asks, smiling happily
>you aren't sure how to answer until she lays back and spreads her legs
>that exposed slit stays in perfect view for all as she nods
>"Okay! I'm ready! I remembered!" she tells you, rocking her knees side to side excitedly
>she truly loved playing such a game with you
>>27684700
>Human
I shouldn't find this cute, but I do.
>>27684700
>not protecting her adorable and priceless honor
I just have a feeling she'd appreciate a white knight. And we all know where gratitude from a qt gets us.
>>27684700
"Uh Derpy...your skirt, it's up"
>She laughs
>"Oh anon, its supposed to be like that, silly"
>it...what?
>you don't understand...
>>27685127
go on......
>>27685352
Nigga. That sounds more like Starfire from TTG than Muffins
>>27685089
the sexiest
>>27684700
No one fucking told me when i walked around for 45 minutes with my shirt tucked into my boxers, so for revenge sake no.
>>27684724
The only right answer
>>27684700
Ya I would tell her I love her
>>27684700
>Be Anon
>Be standing behind your girl as she admires herself in the mirror
>Notice that part of her dress is caught up in the back of her panties
>You politely cough
>"Yes, honey buns?"
"Sweetie, your dress is bunched up in the back of your panties"
>Looks behind and, like a ditz mumbles something about being a clutz
>A very cute, adorable, and sexy looking ditz
>"Could you fix it for me sweetie?"
>You smirk, as you step up behind her
"But, of course..."
>You gently push her against her mirror
>Confused, she looks at you, as her hot breath steams the cold glass of the mirror
>"Uhh...What are you doing?"
>>27685127
Keep going man just long enough for me to cum
>>27686376
>You whisper in her ear
"Fixing your panties, silly"
>You nibble on her dainty lobe, causing her to squeek and quiver, as you slip your thumb into the hem of her panties, and gently pull them down
>"But, that's not fixing it..."
>You gently pull the back of her dress to one side, her panties now around her ankles, and her delicious, tight ass now on display
>You reach down, and begin to softly squeeze and caress her ass cheek, causing the ditz to moan softly
"Do you want me to stop?"
>>27686391
>She bites her lip, as she shook her head
"Good girl, let daddy fix this..."
>You reach down, and unzip your pants, your ranging hard cock jumped out and slaps her ass
>"Mmff...Anon, we're going to be late for the dance..."
>You lean in and lick the outline of her ear, eliciting a sharp gasp from the clutz
"Okay then, I'll stop..."
>You pretend to pull away
>"No...Stop...I'll be a good girl..."
>She reaches back and spreads her ass apart, exposing her cute little anus, as her wet pussy began to leak its juices onto the bedroom floor
>You kiss her neck, as you press hard against your ditz, whilst prodding your hardon against the pucker of her anus
"Brace yourself, sweetie, 'cause daddy's going in dry..."
>>27686426
>She nods, and bites down on her lip, as pain begins to screech into her mind, as your force her anus to open with the head of your cock
"Shit...You're so tight..."
>Your whisper into her ear, grunting like an animal as you gently, but firmly shunt your cock harder into her anus
>...Sweet Mary, almost there...
>"Owwww..."
>Her anus finally relented, as your cock suddenly plunged into the depths of her sweet ass
>You don't fuck her in the ass that often, but when you do it's the next best thing to heaven
>You hiss through your clenched teeth, as you slowly beging to withdraw your shaft, agonisingly slow
>"...Daddy...It's starting to hurt..."
"Shut up, baby...You're loving this...You love it when daddy fucks you in the ass, huh?"
>She whimpers, as you drew out of her ass, until only its head remains inside
"Say it..."
>She wimpers, her eyes closed tightly as her face contorts in both pain and pleasure
"I'll pull out if you don't..."
>She licks her lips
>"...You wouldn't dare..."
"Say it..."
>She gulps
>"...Yes...I love it when daddy fucks me in the ass..."
>You bite down on her ear, causing your bitch to tremble a little
"Is that all, little rabbit?"
>"Mmmffff...I fucking love it when daddy blows his load into my ass too..."
>She glances back at you, her face betraying her depraved lust as she licks the edge of her pearly white teeth
>"Now...Fuck me, daddy...Fuck your little bitch good and hard..."
>You obliged, like a fucking gentleman...
>>27684700
i would give her a roofie
and then molest her when she was half conscious
>>27686472
unf
>>27686472
>You drive your shaft into her ass, slamming yourself into her, thus slamming your ditz into ther mirror too
>"OOOOWWWWWIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!"
>Gritting your teeth whilst pressing your bitch in place against the mirror, you began to destroy her cute ass, as your balls slaps against her wet cunt, and getting a good coating of her juices all over your heavy sac
>"ITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTS!!!!!"
>She was screaming out, her tears rolling down her agonised face, as she secretly enjoys every moment of her ass getting torn to shreds by your cock
>Shit, it's been a while, and you can feel your balls starting to tense up
>No, wait, saved by the bell(end)! Your bitch screamed out as she orgasmed, her cunt spraying its juices all over your tingly blue balls
>As she pants heavily against the steamed-up mirror, your thrust your cock in one last time, as you let out a beastial moan
>Oh God...That feeling...
>You nibble on her lobe again, keeping yourself pressed up hard against her, your cock buried as deep into her ass as possible, as you pump your cum deep inside her, one loving load after another
>"Daddy...Are you done?"
"Not yet sweetie..."
>You finally pumped out your last load, your balls finally felt light and relived
"Shit...Now I am..."
>You pulled your cock out of her ass, her anus gaping wide open, and soon your seed began to spill out
>You go into the bathroom to clean yourself up
"Fun's time over, sweetie. Clean yourself up, and can get going"
>Ditzy panted heavily against the mirror, her ass is going to be sore tonight, and for the better part of tomorrow
>Hell, she'll be lucky if she could walk straight on the dance floor!
>You held the car open, as your Ditzy gently makes her way to the passenger side, walking funny and awardly
>Maybe giving her a good ass fuck was a bad idea?
>Nah
>Ass fucking is best fucking
>As she turns to softly climb in, you noticed that the back of her dress is tucked into her panties again
>>27686540
>You sighed
"Baby, your dress is caught in your panties again"
>She glances back
>"It is?"
>She then gives you a sly smirk, as she twists and turns herself, presenting her ass to you in all of its glory
>"Want to help me fix it?"
>Goddamn it woman, you're going to be the end of me...
>It's a good job you don't give a fuck about your neighbours, as you pull down her panties and whip out your cock
"I'm going to die young and happy, aren't I?"
>She giggles, as she spreads her cheeks again
>Yep...Ass fucking is best fucking
The...Fucking...End
I'm going back to bed, hope you fuckers had a good wank to this.
Peace out
>Derpy being retarded instead of a klutz with an eye disorder
She's less interesting of a character if she's retarded.
>>27686568
Thanks buddy
>mfw I came
>>27686668
4u
>>27686379
So another 20 second paragraph?
>>27686379
>mfw neckbeards fap to material made by another neckbeard
that's kind of gay
>>27686668
I like it when Derpy is not a very smart pony.
Not in the way that she's a total retard, but rather that she is simple minded.
She has the same feelings and thought processes as anyone else, they're just not overly complex.
She has trouble with complicated things like organizing a household or calculating taxes.
Also there are some ponies who exploit her trusting and naive personality, but still she remains kind and hopeful.
she doesn't understand why things sometimes go wrong but what she does understand is that you love her and that she loves you.
>>27686668
She was never retarded to begin with. DHX never planned to make a retarded horse, Hasbro would obviously never allow for them to make fun of mental retardation.
She was always meant to be a naive clutz who can still live on her own and being capable of finding own frineds and lovers.
>>27684889
Not only a retarded ass my friend, but a retarded ass of a girl based off of a horse from a popular childrens cartoon.
>>27687559
But its a good kind of gay.
The kind that makes you feel soft and squishy inside.
>>27687744
This.
>>27687744
Snips and Snails are plenty retarded.
>>27685821
Hahaha you are actually retarded
>>27686668
I dunno, I kind of like it when she's like >>27687727 said. Otherwise she's just like a regular pony but with stupid eyes. How is that more interesting?
>>27685127
I want more retarded Derpy porn.
>>27691698
I don't have anything more to write for it. I wasn't planning on doing more than that one shot.
>>27684723
She dressed up for you anon and that's what you gotta say
