Zephyr Breeze Thread
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>Treats Rainbow Dash like a piece of meat
I love this guy.
why did they make him MINT????
>>27655685
I don't mind, I like the character design, I just think he and Dash go together because they're two motherfuckers who think they're the bomb.
>>27655712
That is interesting how meeting another pony with an inflated ego makes her annoyed yet doesn't realize she herself is almost the exact same.
>>27655680
This is the guy who masturbates on his sister's couch
>>27655763
Just checked the derpi, I can't believe I didn't see those tissues. This fucking guy is killing me.
>>27655712
Their interactions are so fucking great, it's like Rainbow Dash can't process someone talking to her like that.
>>27655680
I wish I had a hot older sister to feel up and ogle to.
>>27655747
IRL attractive people can act like this and get away with it.
Dash is not only attractive, but a female. Zephyr is neither, so he will be hated for it.
>>27655899
>Fluttershy is his sister
>Dashie is his childhood friend
>His mom is blazingly hot
This guy is living the dream.Is FiM a crappy harem animu now?
>>27655913
>Zephyr is neither
>Implying you wouldn't this
>>27655923
>Is FiM a crappy harem animu now?
but everyone hates him
>>27655939
>Golden hair
>Pegasus pony
I want to feel the breeze between my knees...
>>27655944
No? Flutters loves him like only a very patient sister could, his mom is very proud of him by the end and Dash is just the tsundere trope.
>>27655747
>Zephyr and Dash
>almost the exact same
>savior of Equestria capable of supersonic flight, member of an elite military unit, and weather controller for a farm town
>the same as a lazy layabout NEET who hasn't worked a day in his life but feels entitled to everything
Are people really do autistic that they believe this?
>>27656019
Funny joke.
>>27655944
>but everyone hates him
There's a reason why NTR doujins are so popular for harem animes.
>>27655939
He a cute.
>>27656379
Ego wise; they really are. They way they love their lives is vastly different though.
>>27655685
Color of anon
>>27658063
>over-inflated sense of self-importance
its not ego if you literally are the greatest flyer and constantly save the entire country on a frequent basis
not to mention since season 1 we see its more of a face she puts on to convince herself to constantly be better, whereas zephyr's smugness is to hide from the fact he's worthless and can't accomplish anything.
>>27658063
>>27658279
This was basically going to be my response. RD can walk the walk as well as talk the talk, and even shows some self-awareness. (Remember when she made a deadpan joke about how she boasts all the time in Boat Busters?) Zephyr, in contrast, has a huge ego that he's done nothing noteworthy to deserve, and completely lacks any self awareness whatsoever.
How many times have i posted this pic, and how many times have i asked for green for the two, come on writefags you don't have to get them together i just want to see them interact.
>>27658572
Stallions fighting for the right to mate with Rainbow Dash?
>>27658716
Yes
>>27658279
>its not ego if
Yes it is Dashfag.
>>27658716
>>27658724
>>>/RGRE/
>>27658769
Wat?
>>27656379
To be fair, RD is also a lazy cunt but mostly because she had the "natural talent" to get shit donein ten seconds flatwhenever she wants. Her circumstances are completely different. Zephyr was talentless and lazy.
Me may see him again in a minor role bothering Rainbow as always but I wouldn't count on much more. He's only a joke character after all. A loser flirting with a girl so out of his league it's ridiculous.
>>27658572
Except the guy who made this pic didn't want it to be a shipping pic but keep trying.
>>27658745
Different guy replying, but while it is certainly still ego, it isn't wholly unwarranted ego, which is the distinction. It's mostly acceptable to brag if you can actually back up your boasts. Not to mention that boasts by warriors have to some degree been a part of Anglo culture since at least when Beowulf was written.
>>27658898
Nobody cares what an artist thinks.
>>27658942
Nobody likes a bragger, even if they can back it up.
>>27655899
fluttershy would be the best nee-san
heck she's a weeb, she probably faps to the idea
>>27658745
>>27658996
>gawd that person has accomplished more than literally everyone and has the gall to be proud of it
>what an ass
sounds like someone who's never done anything worth being proud of desu.
she may be a cunt about it, but constantly reminding herself of her accomplishments and self worth is how she keeps the motivation to do bigger and better things.
again, way back in sonic rainboom, and basically every dash episode, you see shes a giant self doubting mess of a horse. she combats her own self doubt by trying to remind herself, and by extension others, that she's actually good at things.
>>27655680
yeah me too, because he is single handedly responsible for creating the most amazing dashfag fapfic ever conceived
>>27645394
it has a 1700 character make out session.
Let's face it so many folks are just mad that he has a better chance of cumming inside than they.
>>27659238
I dunno.
I mean he's a NEET loser, and you're a NEET loser, too. You're both on the same page.
>>27659258
He's a NEET with extreme confidence and bitches eat that shit up.
>>27659266
Wow so you also admit he's better than you, too.
>>27659278
No, I'm not even a NEET, but the funny thing about Zephyr is he fucking owns being one.
>>27659289
>He's not even a NEET
>>27659289
>not a NEET
>on 4chan
Pull the other one.
>>27658572
If there's a Zephyr picture that deserves a green it's this one.
>Dash says how much she hates Zephyr's advances
>Keeps hanging out with him anyway because no one else dares talk to her like that
>>27659299
>>27659312
>Implying I enjoy being this much of a wagecuck
>>27659390
>he doesn't enjoy having an income that isn't NEET tier
>he doesn't enjoy socializing with workers and joining the human race
well shit nigger. maybe just kill yourself.
also is that supposed to be a bruise? bitch ass get out of you pussy. man i fucking weigh 135 pound and i work in a ware house picking up big ass heavy boxes and moving them all day. my back and legs are so fucking horribly messed up but i still go.
man grow some spine. you the most pansiest /mlp/ horsefucker here, and that really saying something.
>>27659415
I'm like 250lbs built from lifting shit.
>>27659415
calm down dude
Can you pol and r9k babies please stop shitting up every thread that contains mint horse please?
>>27655913
And now you know why divorce rates are high while birthrates are low. At least in part.
>>27660414
There's more to it, sure, but I'd advise moving to, or better, creating a society where such a behaviour is socially repressed as hard as thinkable - for example, in middle ("eastern") Europe you can get severely beaten for acting like a cunt or a fag and if you *dare* complain some philosopher or priest will explain how you're going to hell.
Lenin was right: destroying common faith destroyed cultural coherence.
>>27659266
>>27659289
I thought I'd already seen the height of autistic and deluded headcanons, but I'll be damned if Zephyrfags don't somehow manage to outdo themselves and everyone else with each new thread.
>>27659440
Their relationship is fuckin cute.
bump for zephyrshy
>>27663112
>>27663141
>>27663146
>>27663157
>All this good ass Zeph art rolling in
Awesome.
>>27663141
It'd be funny as fuck if this somehow ended up on a feminazi article about internet rape, and how mlp relates to it.
>I'm thinking like them
>oh no
>>27663243
Well did you see how openly Zephyr touches Dashie? That was RAPE, but because he's a green cis male of course he can get away with it.
#crushthepatriarchy
>>27663243
>>27663257
Nah it's too cute, they would use a generic stock photo of men hitting women or yelling at them, because that somehow means something.
>>27663266
>>27655685
STEM
>>27659266
I lost my sides.
So what is the significance of his cutie mark?
Do you think it is just trying to imply he's a softie or does he have a special talent after all? Like being able to fly extraordinary well when there's a west wind?
>>27655899
She's his sister? I wish I hadn't read that spoiler.
>>27663630
Why?
>>27663640
It would have been a nice surprise for when I watch the episode. I had thought he was just some random character.
I'm going to leave this thread before someone posts her parents or something else I don't want to know.
>>27663610
His cutie mark is as important as background character cutie mark, so forget about it.
>>27659361
>no one else dares talk to her like that
this dude gets it
>>27655680
He was an ass, but an entertaining one.
His design looks a lot better without the beard.
>>27659390Oh god, you work at dollar tree, too.
>>27659361
The idea of Dash getting desperate and settling for the first person who approaches her is an interesting one. I'm not sure whether it's in character, though. Depends on how much of her confidence is an act.
>>27661867
I thought communists hated religion.
>>27659361
>Keeps hanging out with him anyway because no one else dares talk to her like that
That's actually an interesting concept.
The best part about this green would be Rainbows making excuses to Fluttershy and the other main 6 as to why she's hanging out with Zephyr again.
Also, "Last night was fantastic and it left me famished"
kek
>>27664733
Do you think it's desperation? I feel like with her being an element she gets hit on a lot, but Zephyr is the only one who isn't putting her on a pedestal and kissing her ass.
>>27659361
Can we get a green of this please?
>>27664913
I definitely can't see her sleeping with him out of anything but desperation.
>>27664913
>I feel like with her being an element she gets hit on a lot, but Zephyr is the only one who isn't putting her on a pedestal and kissing her ass.
I like this.
>>27663610
He's just floating through life. Like a NEET.
>>27665038
He's the catch and he knows it. At least by the end of the episode he backs it up with some semblance of work ethic. Zephyr is the only one with the guts to suggest that someone might be more awesome than Dash. At the beginning of the episode he was using it to cover up for his insecurities, but by the end it is legitimate swagger. Dude is a pimp
>>27665284
>tfw Zephyr is actually chad
>>27665339
>comes off as weird
>actually is a chad in disguise
bet once he worked out he'd be more sought after than, I dunno, some other to chad
>>27663257
RD and Flutters have been tight since childhood, so Zephyr has known her for a long time. There's a level of intimacy with someone you've known since childhood, even if they were just a friend of your sibling. Hell, as a teen I dated one of my sister's friends, and later in life my sister ended up marrying one of mine.
>>27665038
Why do you think Dash would want somebody like that? She does not respond well to even fake mockery. RD looks up to other athletes and absolutely adores being adored. She seemed to genuinely dislike Zephry every time they interacted and acted like she'd had to put up with his BS for a long time.
>>27665925
Of course RD is annoyed. She has had to put up with Zephyr's shit for a long time. Flutters is a childhood friend's older brother. I'm sure Zephyr has been giving her shit since she was a filly.
>>27665925
If we put aside for a moment that he's a leech, it's the fact that when you're particularly popular, having people drool all over you is nice, but considering fans as friends or even going on a date with one is almost unthinkable.
Zephyr doesn't seem to give a fuck about how awesome or popular Rainbow Dash is, considers himself to be even better for no reason whatsoever, speaks to her in a tone someone else wouldn't dare to put on and would want to cum inside her regardless. That unconditional affection can be alluring, even if it comes packaged in someone talking shit 24/7
I'm bad at explaining these things but does that make sense?
>>27659361
I want this green.
>>27666060
I think Rainbow needs a pony in her life to bust her chops, much like the wonderbolts do.
>>27655712
>>27655747
>>27656379
>>27658063
You've heard the phrase, "opposites attract"?
Well, Zephyr x Dash is a case of "likes repel".
>>27659361
>rainbow getting frustrated that no matter how badly she hates zephyr, he keeps giving her mindblowing sex
I need this.
Writefag, I summon thee!
>>27659390
CP-Hazard....wat
bump
>Zeph as a little colt playing with his big sisters hair.
Artfags please
Don't hurt the NEET's feelings
>>27659361
Writefags please
Weebshy is wetting herself over this already
>>27667116
>"Zeph, please, I told you I'm busy today! I have to help Pinkie with Twilight's birthday party!"
>"Oh that's cool, baby, you know I'm an expert party planner myself, why just the other day I had a party... no one showed up but that's besides the point."
>"Look, Zeph, if you want to help you can, just be on your BEST BEHAVIOR."
>"Alright, alright, anything for you Rain-boo."
>"ugh."
They fly over to Sugarcube Corner to help Pinkie with the decorations.
>"Hey Pinkie, you mind if Zeph helps with the decorations."
>"Sure thing! Just make sure you keep your colt friend out of trouble!"
>"Pinkie for the last time he's-"
>"Hey Rainbow, no need to hide it, basically the whole town knows at this point, you and me, cool and cooler, and you."
"Whatever, just get decorating."
The ponies decorated the shop from head to toe, and with only a few hiccups by Zeph, the job was done.
Continue Y/N?
>>27668099
>"Oh that's cool, baby, you know I'm an expert party planner myself, why just the other day I had a party... no one showed up but that's besides the point."
KEK
Please go on
>>27668123
Pls no bully
>>27668099
Twilight arrived to an amazing surprise, all her friends were there and so happy to celebrate with her.
>"Twi-i-i-i-light Sparkle, the princess herself. Happy birthday!"
>"Oh, hi Zephyr, I heard you recently graduated from mane school, congratulations."
>"Thanks baby, I'm no unicorn but when it comes to manes I am magic!"
*Zeph waves his front hooves in a waving motion*
>"Yeeaah, well it was nice seeing you, oh and congratulations with dating Rainbow, I'm sure you'll make a lovely couple."
>"ARE YOU KIDDING ME! We are NOT dating!"
>"Oh? I heard from Pinkie, Rarity, Applejack and Fluttershy you were."
>"Wha-Who? LOOK. We're not dating, Zeph is-"
>"Amazing, see we're already finishing each other's sentences!"
>"Amazing isn't the first adjective that comes to mind..."
>"Well I hope you two can resolve this, I'll be over with Applejack and Pinkie if you need me, thanks again for helping with the party."
Twilight walked over to her friends leaving Zeph and Rainbow alone together
>"Zeph! I told you not to tell anypony!"
>Rainbow, c'mon, with a love this fiery and fierce the world must know!"
>"Geez you are so cheesy."
*Rainbow puts her hoof on Zeph's chest*
>"You're lucky I like cheesy."
*Rainbow leans in and gives a quick kiss on the cheek*
>"Next time I should throw a fondue party!"
>"Ugh."
>>27668248
noice m8
>>27668248
Not what i expected, but still good, nice job writefag.
>>27668268
>>27668356
Thanks, my second green text ever. Still trying to get better, but I do like Zephyr a lot, he's just a cool guy.
>>27663228
>Where's your cock and balls?
Every time.
>>27668389
It doesn't matter if you're new, just keep going, and gives us great story with a nice conflict and a balanced pacing, don't try to expensed your characters just focus on Zeph's and Rainbow.
>>27656553
Let's not go down this route, Anon.
Zeph wasn't so bad there at the end of the episode, and dash clearly cares about him as a friend if nothing else. It will not have to go back, she's not sure how I was just about any time of day tomorrow and will continue reading this email
>>27655680
I want to fondle Zephyr's cock while fantasizing about Fluttershy.
>>27669298
So pretty much be Zephyr.
bumpin
>>27658851
Dash:
Natural talent
Lazy
Egotistical
A cunt
Zephyr:
No talent
Lazy
Egotistical
A cunt
>>27668248
>>27664976
>>27655680
>>27664733
Oh please oh please oh please, if there is a God, please let Rainbow Dash's father look similar to Zephyr.
>>27670827
I don't think the show is cool enough to do that.
It would be absolutely glorious though.
>>27668248
More?
>>27666060
That might be true for a highschool girl, but not for a wold-class athlete, and Rainbow Dash's personality is not the kind that would respond well to "negging"
Movie starts don't date random losers who shit talk them, they date other movie starts
>>27670949
>Movie stars don't date random losers
Zephyr isn't a random loser though, he's her childhood friend.
>>27668248
>*Rainbow puts her hoof on Zeph's chest*
>*Rainbow leans in and gives a quick kiss on the cheek*
you lazy bum
>>27670955
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Fixed it for you. Being charitable I'd say she's revolted by and actively avoids him, they aren't friends. Honestly, Zephyrfags surpass even Spikefags in the autistic absurdity of their delusions.
Not gonna do it in green, but I'll do it.
"Fluttershy ought to be here in half an hour, dear," said Mrs Shy as she and her husband left their home to go shopping. Dash had arrived at their home early, which is bound to happen to the fastest flier in Equestria every now and then. Now there was nothing to do but wait. At least they'd offered her a cider , which she sipped at the kitchen table while letting her mind wander. It was nice to just chill out after a morning of cloud kicking. About halfway through the drink she felt the alcohol kicking in, just enough to make her feel relaxed when the door opened and a green stallion entered the room.
"Dashie! What are you doing here?," Zephyr asked.
Ugh, Dash thought. Bad enough to be around him with other ponie, but alone? This is gonna suck. "Just waiting for Fluttershy," she replied, and quickly added, "She'll be here, like, any minute."
"Oh, so it's just the two of us?" Zephyr maintained eye contact longer than Dash was comfortable with, smiling. "Hope you can manage to keep your hooves off me."
That was it. The last straw. Zephyr had been saying shit like that to her since she was a filly, and she'd finally had enough. "You self-centered, arrogant...," Dash began.
Zephyr locked her eyes with a smouldering look. "We always had that in common, didn't we?"
"Yeah... no..." Dash was suddenly flustered, but years of frustration with Zephyr and the little cider in her pushed the words out. "I trained hard for years! I've accomplished things in my life. I'm a fucking Wonderbolt!" She paused, surprised at herself for being that blunt, but decided there was no turning back now. "What do you have to back your shit up? Nothing."
Zephyr broke eye contact, but kept smiling as he let his gaze linger on Rainbow's hind quarters. "You call this nothing?," he said rearing up on his back legs."I don't think a little filly like you could even handle me."
Rainbow had never seen a cock that big. She tried to look away.
>>27671259
(con'd)
But Zephyr was hung better than Big Mac. She couldn't look away. No wonder this loser was so full of himself. His dick was the size of Dash's leg, Whether or not she could handle it was a legitimate question.
"Both of us have our special talents," Zephyr said. "Time you found out what mine really is..."
>>27671282
"And since neither of us is in the position to deal with a colt or filly I'm just gonna take your ass. Don't you agree that's the responsible thing to do?"
Dash felt her cheeks flush, and her mind raced for a snappy comeback to get her out of this situation. But her body betrayed her as she felt her marehood wink, and she peed a little on the floor.
"That's my girl."
Stallions treating Rainbow Dash as a sexual object.
>>27671259
>"Hope you can manage to keep your hooves off me."
This is exactly what I want out of Zephyr greens, him just absolutely frustrating Dash with stupid lines like that, it's beautiful.
Anyway that went from zero to look at my gigantic dick a little too quickly and is kind of hard to read without green. But good job nonetheless.
>>27664733
>I'm not sure whether it's in character, though.
fuck off, faggot, I hate this shit. You don't know how they act with someone they like, except for Rarity, so it won't be OOC.
Just say "my autism doesn't like it".
>>27671585
>that went from zero to look at my gigantic dick a little too quickly
I figured if Dash ever called him out on the shit she's obviously tolerated for years he'd have to make a serious play in that moment, or forever back away.
>>27670503
OP:
Faggot
Faggot
Faggot
Faggot
>>27671628
I assume she likes sex. And that's about it.
>>27670949
>>27671058
Why are Dashfags so eager to "defend" their imaginary waifu from an imaginary guy?
>>27655680
>All this sad Dashfags saying he doesn't have any talent
Except that, you know, he graduated from college after actually trying instead of being afraid of failing.
He's not talentlessunlike you, but he just needed the right push.
>>27671644
I think we all know how the Zephyr-Soarin interaction would go.
>>27671731
oops, meant for >>27671563
>>27671678
Because they can't compete with imaginary neets anon, isn't it obvious?
>>27668248
>"Thanks baby, I'm no unicorn but when it comes to manes I am magic!"
>*Zeph waves his front hooves in a waving motion*
>>27666971
Superior opposites attract taste
>>27671807
At first I thought it was that song from Sweeney Todd.
>>27671319
(con'd)
Before Rainbow knew what was happening her right cheek was pressed to the kitchen floor, her winking hindquarters presented to Zephyr, tail held high. She couldn't even think straight. This guy was so annoying, but suddenly she wanted him more than anything else.
"I like natural lube best," Zephyr said, as he aligned the tip of his cock with Dash's cunt. Three quick slams to her cervis took her breath away. "That ought to do," Zephyr said, easing out of her and moving his cock a little higher. Dash could feel her tail shaking.
"This is gonna hurt, but it'll also go by pretty quick. If you want to get yours you probably should get a hoof involved right now."
Rainbow reached toward her marehood. There was still a part of her that just wanted to deck Zephyr, knock him the fuck out. Instead she was about to let him plow her ass. With that thought her hoof touched her winking clit and she knew her own orgasm wouldn't take long, either. She began to rub as she felt the tip of his cock touch her asshole.
"I've been wanting to do this since you were a filly," Zephyr paused, "Say your my little filly... say it!"
Dash was furiously rubbing her clit, and she could feel the tip of Zephyr's cock straining against her asshole. "I'm your... little.. fill OOOOOOOOWWWW!"
Her world went white with pain as Zephyr slammer into her. She wanted to pull away, but her impending orgasm kept her rooted to the spot as the stallion savaged her ass. She could hear herself crying, she could feel the tears running down her cheek, but there was nothing she could do to stop it.
>>27671259
>Rainbow had never seen a cock that big. She tried to look away.
Holy shit, I wish I was RD in that moment
>>27672011
The stallion slammed her over and over, and through the pain she knew she was about to cum. She could feel his cock getting bigger with each thrust into her straining ass, and knew he wasn't far from it either.
"Rainbow," he said, driving as far intio her as he could. She felt him pulsing, almost in rhythm with her own pulse. Zephyr Breeze was cumming up her ass. She lost it in a spray of marecum and pee.
"So that's how a Wonderbolt gets off, " Zephyr said, easing out of her aching asshole. "You sure did make a mess, miss Rainbow Dash." He backed away from the sobbong, crumpled mare on the floor. "You'd better clean this up before Fluttershy gets here."
As rainbow's senses slowly returned she was aware of two things: the ache in her ass and the smell of the kitchen, a heady mix of sweat, semen, marecum, shit and piss. She looked toward Zephyr, and to her horror saw Fluttershy standing behind him in the open doorway. Zephyr followed her shocked gaze and spotted his sister as well. Her mouth hung open and her eyes were wide with shock.
"Oh, don't act so prissy, FlutterButter," Zephyr said as casually as he could manage while still breathing a little heavy from his efforts with Rainbow. "You KNEW this was going to happen sooner or later."
>>27663610
He never goes down? Like a feather in the wind, he can get anywhere, but only if the wind's blowing right? Maybe it means he's an opportunist? One who doesn't settle, a highly adaptable one?
>>27663228
I don't have a picture of a more mild laugh, so this will do.
>>27672656
انا اظن انه لا يستحق علامة جمال، مع هذا التصرف الذي يفعله
>>27672612
Did we ever get confirmation that this was in fact her father? Could be an older brother.
>>27672871
There's no set in stone confirmation, but the context clues are pretty solid.
>>27672652
Pretty much what I was thinking.
I actually just watched this episode today and for some reason when Flutters mom said "after you've been pining for him after all these years" I thought that was so adorable I don't even care if this ship becomes a thing.
>>27672846
مرحبا، أنت العملاقة شاذ جنسيا.
>>27673636
Please don't use google translate, are you trying to say That i'm a giant faggot, because you failed miserably.
>>27671678
You know anime isn't real life, right?
>>27673829
So? Tell that to the Dashfags who get triggered with shit like this.
>>27673733
you failed at life, cyka
he earned his "beauty mark"
>>27673975
What do you expect i had to write it like this, so google translate can get it.
>>27673375
My drink almost came back out through my nose when she said that, it caught me absolutely off guard.
>>27674049
>admits to using google translatelike I did
appearantly the word "huge" in Arabic is very big, and every instance of "faggot" is simply gay
>>27674090
>all the shippers in-universe ship retarded pairings that don't just have no basis in canon, but actually require you to ignore canon for them to work
I think Dave may have been trying to tell us something. Judging by this thread, most evidently didn't get the message.
>>27674224
I'd rather have it play out like that than how they did FlashLight though
Yeah it ain't perfect, but we've seen much worse potential relationship building.
>>27674146
I didn't use Google translate to write it, I wrote it in a way you can use google translate to understand it, its all because how shity google translate is, it only knows old Arabic, of course in modern Arabic we have words for faggot but google can't possibly understand it.
>>27674456
I rather have anyone other than flash, to me zeph is a million times better than flash.
How many weeks will he work in mane therapy before he tries out a different branch?
>>27674631
He'd probably stick to it, fearing he'd fuck up again if he changes his profession.
>>27674631
Maybe it's his thing, he may stick with it.
>>27674555
>Anon I'm conversing with is a genuine Arabic
>gets trips
>three 5s
>5 is the number of Islam
I've been trying to learn Arabic and have an Egyptian friend (he calls it "Mesri" or something) who converted to Christianity. I heard it's getting more common to convert once emigrated. Is that true?
>>27656379
>member of an elite military unit
>elite military unit
>elite
Yeah in much of the same way Flacco is.Neither are.
Which one-a you milky lickers was that
>>27674224
Nigga if this milf say it canon, it canon.
Zephyr a cute
>>27674678
Egyptian friend huh, listen m8 every Arabic country has it's own version of Arabic we can all understand each other somewhat some times we don't, but the Egyptian version is very famous in the arabic world, so almost everyone understand it, I recommend you learn his version, as for the converting, I don't really like talking about religion, but I think because of the different culture there people tend to try to adopt so they will probably change their religion, but a real Muslim will never change faith, and I don't think your friend is a real Christian if he changed religion that easily.
Also what's that about 5 being the number of Islam, islam has no number, ah man where do you get your facts from, please don't tell me you get it from 9/11>>27674722
Al-quada or Isis.
>>27659258
>>27659266
>>27659289
>>27659299
>>27659312
>>27659415
>>27665093
>>27668056
Weaboo Jokes are not funny anymore.
>>27674887
>t. weeb
>>27674713
>unit is less than 10 strong
>made up of only the best fliers in the entire country
>not elite
Well memed.
>>27674456
You ass, I was making the point that Dave's intended message was that shipfags are cancerous idiots. Dave in no way intended to spawn an actual ship.
>>27674887
Smelly dumb NEET scum detected
>>27674456
He's probably a one off side character, so I doubt he's gonna get any more character development, which is unfortunate.
The dynamic between him, Dash and Flutters is great though, so I really hope we get to see him again.
>>27675095
Whatever, WEEB.
>>27674851
He's certainly more into religious texts than I am, and talks sometimes about the contents. Pretty singing, when he reads from the qur'an. The qs are weird, though. And I got the number from a numberology forum, because I was bored, these people will tell you integers have powers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STvbV1zPCRk No offense :^)
>>27675244
Sigh non taken.
Anyway Anon i hope you and your friend get along, but what were we originally talking about, i forget, i only spoke with you in arabic because i was speaking in english for three straight days and i was fearing i was losing my first language but i guess i still got it, come on m8 this is a pony board so let's speak pony, here have a muslim pony.
>>27675389
Something about Zephyr's cutie mark, see >>27672656.
Wtf is going on in this thread
>>27675468
Nah i think his cutie mark is like any background character cute mark it has no meaning. or maybe it's what you said, who knows.
Anyway all i want is to see is him interact with rainbow, writefag where are you?
>>27675510
What do you mean, it's a perfectly fine thread.
>>27675076
I understand that.
I'm just saying that you introduce a character ships are going to happen. Hell, Double Diamond and Dash is a ship people have done.
So you know, things could be worse.
>>27675700
Ah man shiping i usually try to ignore it but, the zephDash ship just interest me so much, i know it has no chemistry but i still want to see a green where zeph struggle to win over dash, yeah that will be nice.
>>27675745
>i know it has no chemistry
Wat. It has amazing chemistry, and is in fact, the only ship(I hate shipping usually too btw) that is even remotely interesting for that very reason. Seeing Zephyr completely baffle Dashie with his behavior is beautiful. Guy may not have a job but he's got ATTITUDE.
>>27659361
>hates Zeph
>loves his dick
I like this.
>>27675960
Yeah it will be nice to see a green where dash acts like a Tsundere towards him, and tries his best to impress her, if only a writefag will deliver.
>>27671678
>>27671762
It's not that we're Dashfags, it's that NEETs are trash and should not be allowed to ever feel even slightly good about themselves. And that based on the episode the amount of mental gymnastics required to make this ship function is too absurd to resist giving the sperglords who actually believe in this ship a reality check.
>>27675700
Well sure, but for this particular ship it's like shipping Twilight with Tirek. It makes less than no sense and is just revoltingly autistic.
>>27675960
>Wat. It has amazing chemistry, and is in fact, the only ship(I hate shipping usually too btw) that is even remotely interesting for that very reason. Seeing Zephyr completely baffle Dashie with his behavior is beautiful. Guy may not have a job but he's got ATTITUDE.
Do you have an actual autism spectrum disorder? Zephyr's just a common boor. He doesn't baffle Dash, he makes her froth with rage. She used getting him a job as an excuse to electrocute him for christ's sake. His """""""attitude"""""" is just being an entitled douche. Zephyr and Dash don't have any belligerent sexual tension in the slightest, the entire episode is one extended joke about how Zephyr incorrectly believes they do.
>>27675978
That's the only way the ship makes sense, honestly.I love it, too
>>27676498
>extended joke
Not to mention his parents. That part was funny. Predictable, but I always like that kinda group roast gag.
>>27676726
Mr. and Mrs. Shy certainly seemed like the type of couple that would buy their son's deluded romantic fantasy hook line and sinker, so the second they launched into the setup for that one it was pretty obvious what the punchline would be.
>>27676498
>Zephyr and Dash don't have any belligerent sexual tension in the slightest
Bullshit. Zephyr has been obviously hjitting on Dash for a long tine. Yes, it's obvious Rainbow is disgusted by it. But strong feelings can easily be flipped around. It's weak feelings that are harder to work with.
When my current wife of 10+ years met me she hated me on sight. I was too arrogant, and when I heard that I knew I had her attention. I didn't care because I was fucking two other chicks at the time. But after a year or so of constant flirting she started looking like a good option. So I let her jump me, while quieting things down with the other girls.
Making it obvious you don't value her very much after expressing initial interest is exactly the way to get her to chase you, instead of you chasing her. And if you can put a few girls in that position so much the better for you.
Doesn't matter if you're a NEET a boor. If you can win playing your own game you win.
>>27665038
>exasperated horse noises
>>27676498
>>27677433
WEEBS are not funny
>>27678151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYLsjJ8RThQ
>>27674224
Perhaps something concerning Anon x Dash shipping, you think?
>>27655680
everything about this episode felt very natural.
Frankly, I support anything that makes Rainbow Dash uncomfortable
>>27678520
I kinda liked seeing her squirm for once.
This guy is just like /mlp/ He wants to cum inskde Rainbow Dash
>>27670827
>please let Rainbow Dash's father look similar to Zephyr
>that 'meeting the parents' moment where Rainbow Dad and Zephyr look like an almost-mirror image
>the AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME gear inside her head slips its chain and shudders to a halt
>a slightly different cog starts to spin frantically elsewhere inside Rainbow Dash's peanut brain
>somewhere in a forgotten bunker, deep inside one of Equestria's many mountain ranges, flourescent lamps flicker into life one by one down a dusty corridor before finally illuminating an ancient vacuum-tube machine
>the air fills with the warm stench of burning dust as needles in dials flicker, warning lamps blink into life, and an ancient dot-matrix printer shivers its hammers in anticipation
>presently, the racket comes to a shaky halt
>a single shred of paper, perhaps inviting an unseen observer to tear it away from the stack, pokes from a slot on the mysterious contraption
>the ancient script will baffle its eventual discoverer, who will leave it in a curio museum to be forgotten again
>"THERMONUCLEAR "DADDY ISSUES" EVENT DETECTED"
>#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#
>"SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY"
>>27678566
>For once
DYEWTS?
>>27678606
It's been a while since they've had cute little moments where RD was caught at the spa, or like in Futter Brutter where she's super embarrased, I love that shit.
>>27668248
>"Wha-Who? LOOK. We're not dating, Zeph is-"
>"Amazing, see we're already finishing each other's sentences!"
This is gold
>>27676498
>some disgusting neet took his woman
>>27678622
It was truly wonderful.
>>27677433
>When my current wife of 10+ years met me she hated me on sight. I was too arrogant, and when I heard that I knew I had her attention. I didn't care because I was fucking two other chicks at the time. But after a year or so of constant flirting she started looking like a good option. So I let her jump me, while quieting things down with the other girls.
I'll take shit that very clearly never happened for $200, Alex. And then I'll laugh at the presumably pathetic life of whoever posted this, because holy shit, how autistic do you have to be to think that anyone would find it even remotely plausible.
>>27659266
It's true
>>27671731
Dash gets KEKED and loves it. Green?
>>27678948
I think she's rather offended and disgusted but not embarassed.
Wow some of you guys are on the wrong site, this is a taiwanese puppet theater site, and in taiwanese puppet theaters, the girl being absolutely disgusted by the mc and telling him to die at every opportunity even though they'll fuck each other by the end is a trope that exists. And also one of my favorites, because it's actually interesting.
It's like you hate fun.
>>27679027
Wtf even is this post?
>>27671628
I'm not waifufagging, if that's what you think. I just don't believe that a pony's usual personality, principles, and interests jump ship when romance enters the picture. Would you say that Applejack going head over hooves for Flim or Flam makes sense merely because we haven't seen what kind of pony she's into before?
>>27679027
>implying shitty japanese porn should inform our interpretation of an american cartoon
Dumb weeb poster.
>>27679049
死ね!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27677433
You sound like the sort of person it would be a huge mistake to marry.
>>27679067
>死ね
No u
Tsun(TsunTsunTsunTsun)dere Dash is best Dash.
Why do you fags always start to go on about retarded shit nobody fucking cares about in every Zephyr thread? Like holy fuck how autistic are you.
And there you go, hopefully some pictures keep the shitposting at bay for a while.
>>27679175
They're going in my folder, thanks Anon.
>>27678590
You did good Anon
All this talk about Zephyr and Dash greens but nobody considers the obligatory incest? Heresy!
>>27679048
We know the basics. She probably likes independent, nice and capable guys.
>>27675026
>elite military unit
>can't stop a baby dragon hopped up on greed
Wew lad
>>27655944
>Love Hina
>>27679219
>worf affect what worf affect
>actually using wew lad
>>27678950
>>27678981
The point is to get yourself stuck in her head. Then how you play it from there is up to you.
>>27679083
idk, my girl is happy. I'm happy. I still cultivate a little bit of the tsundere thing with her, and that seems to keep her interested. I hear guys bitiching about their wives losing interest in them. That hasn't been the case with me.
Zephyr's strategy with RD looks fine to me for a long game.
>>27679683
>continuing with this obvious charade
Anon, your posts have made it abundantly clear that you're a kissless 30-something virgin who lives in his parents basement watching anime all day. There's no need to deny it.
>>27663228
Source?
>>27679910
derpibooru.org/1172129
>>27679841
Arent we all?
>>27680222
trips confirm we're all wizards
>>27680237
Sure seems like most of us are now. Didn't used to be that way around here.
>>27680322
I'm not, for the record. Besides watching this show and browsing 4chan, I'm normie through and through.
>>27680322
Because many people weren't 30 a few years ago, huehuehu
>>27680480
Holy shit ur so cool dude add me on facebook?
>>27680500
I've been on this board from the start, and I was over 40 when FiM came out.
>>27676498
>is a disgusting autistic person
>manages to get a gf but probably cheted on him with a NEET
>spends the next years of his life watching dash porn
>calls other autists to hide his insecurities
>calls other autists because fanfiction is created shipping his waifu
>again, he fails at keeping an imaginary gf
>he fails in life
>>27680774
>posts a bunch of psychoanalytical drivel, none of which is even remotely accurate
>does this because he's insecure about other people calling his crack pairing shit
>calls others insecure
>calls others failures
>>27679931
Thanks.
Zephyr Breeze just cracks me up. Not only because of how he has totally confused his beloved "Rainbows," but also because Zeph upsets all the fans who are pissed off to see him hitting on their waifu.
>>27655680
>Everyone treats him like a cuck
I love this episode.
Dash losing her virginity to Breeze as teens is now canon.
>>27680717
Damn son(or rather, dad), that's not too common around here I guess, nice to see though.
I wish more middle-aged people were more in touch with their inner child.
>>27681098
>treat him like a cuck
?
>>27681134
>>27681203
>neither post contains an argument in favor of this, a quote from a staff member, or a get
Nyx is more canon than your crack ship.
>>27681297
>not only did Dash lose her v card to Breeze, she's actually the one who took advantage of a then much younger and quieter Zephyr
>Zephyr is like this because of Dash
I kinda want this. Zephyr became a loud mouth asshole after catching it like an STD from top cunt as a kid. He certainly didn't get it from his family.
>>27681188
I work in a creative field, so being in touch with your inner child (or at least teenager) is par for the course for most middle aged folks I know. But I understand what you're talking about. I've met many people in their late 20's who act "older" than I do, and I'm nearly 50. Thankfully I hang with mostly musicians, artists and writers - people who are basically teenagers, but with grey hair and a little money.
>>27681498
Or the other way around. Something along the lines of a teen Zephyr molesting filly Dash, probably for years. And that's the source of her performance anxiety, attention seeking behavior and her rejection of overtly girly stuff. Also why she's so protective of Futters, because she never could be 100% sure he didn't diddle his sister as well.
>>27681498
>certainly didn't get it from his family.
>he certainly didn't learn to be entitled and lazy from having doormat parents who never told him no and indulged in his delusions of grandeur
How do you figure that?
>>27681666
That would make more sense. Although it's still several orders of magnitude away from being canon.
>>27681666
That's really dumb.
>>27681729
It's less stupid than the theory it's replying to.
>>27681711
Of course it's not canon. It just fits well with canon pretty well. Especially given how casual he is about physical contact with Rainbow and his parents assuming she has a crush on him. That suggests they might have had some "intimate" times together at a younger age, as does her current disgust with him.
>>27681666
Satan at it again.
>>27668248
More?
>>27681199
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy don't take any of his shit. They act like he's a dumbass and don't give him any leeway.It's my fetish
>>27682035
Probably because they've known him forever and he's hit on his Rainbows for as long as he found out there's a difference between colts and fillies.I know what you mean though, it was pretty hot, especially Flutters
>>27681666
Dash and Fluttershy are older than Zephyr, so that's not really possible.
>>27682343
It is with imagination though
>>27681134
Because? I still have no reason to doubt her virginity.
>>27683316
>>27681297
The filename is literally umad and Dashfags still fall for it.
Amazing.
>>27683482
The fuck does it mean? Wow, a shitty reaction pic is called umad what a master ruseman.
>>27656019
No, Dash is an example of a girl who's genuinely uninterested, and one of many reasons why the Tsundere cliche is ridiculous.
itt: Dashfags are even more buttblasted and autistic than usual
>>27683570
>a "-fag" baiter
There are so many reasons why this is the best ship of all time I can't even list them all.
Let's go Zephyr.
>>27683570
I'm a Dashfag and I'm not mad in the slightest though.
>>27683767
>Zephyrfags actually believe this
>>27684373
It legit is a great ship.
It's the only ship in the show that has history, it's a fun and funny ship (tsundere Dash is adorable), Zephyr and Dash are perfect for each other since they're both a high degree of narcissistic, both have managed to achieve their dream (granted it took Zephyr ages, but that's not the point), and Dash was very supportive of Zeph despite her "hatred" of him. She was very pleased when he said he graduated. Some underlying feelings might be there.
>you will never assfuck zephyr while eating dash out
>>27684438
It's a crack ship. Dash is supportive of Zephyr as a friend only. Any and all romantic advances from Zeph were met with violence and rejection. She's not acting 'tsundere,' she's genuinely irritated and upset with him. Or at least, that's evident to anyone without a serious spectrum disorder. She was happy that he graduated because he was a drain on the shy family, and him being on the road to success benefits all of them. They are in no way compatible on a personal level. Dash hasn't been lazy for like 4 seasons at this point, and her narcissism has decreased significantly. You're pretending that her character has remained static over the course of 6 seasons. Dash in her current state righteously loathes Zephyr, as he represents everything about her past self that she hates. And unlike Dash, Zephyr learns nothing from his experiences. Dash went to the Wonderbolts Academy and learned to be more empathetic and to put others ahead of herself (which is why she was willing to try and put up with Zeph's shit to help him out), Zephyr went to mane styling school and promptly returned to his shitbag lifestyle, his behavior completely unchanged. This pairing is 100% forced, it just doesn't work.
>>27683514
The tsundere trope is there either for some people's denial,(in it's farthest extreme) or those whose only interaction with girls, is in preschool/elementary/whatever England uses for its base level education system.
>no, she totally likes me, in secret. She just called the cops on me, because she doesn't know how to show her REAL feelings.
>>27655763
What a fucking loser
>>27685169
>Calls Zephyr a loser
>Has tiny hands
>wants to build a YUGE wall
This thread just got 10 posts higher
>>27685066
Not quite. It's also the backbone of most "pick up artists" systems. You meet a gril you find attractive, show a little interest mixed with a fair bit of negativity. More downs than ups. You get them invested in proving your misjudgment of the wrong. And when you finally admit they might be right they go home with you, even if you're way out of your league.
Same thing applies to business negotiations. You can punch way above your weight class if you put your adversary on the defensive from the start.
bump for zephy
>>27655747
There is a difference Rainbow Dash is actually really good at flying maybe even one of the best, while Zepher isn't good at anything.
>>27686599
>Zepher isn't good at anything
Look at his beautiful mane and tell me he isn't good at anything.
One more stallion for the collection.
Zephyr was an fagit xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd I'm 9 and this is the first website i visited
>>27684438
Boy you sure do sound like a retard.
Somebody link this guy that autism test to see how well he does.
>>27685066
Nah man it's because angry girls are adorable.
Also, most tsundere types in anime are either next door childhood friends or sisters who've known the protag for a long time and can't be honest with their feelings for one way or another.
Not that this applies or is relevant to FiM in any way,(I think they've learned their lesson with Flash) but your analysis is bloody stupid.
>>27686599
He's pretty good at flustering Dashie so maybe that's his true calling.
Not even Rara or Starlightfags get this buttmad when people ship their waifu with fucking Spike of all characters.
Why are Dashfags so defensive?
>>27684403
kek
>>27687461
Dashfag here, IDGAF dash shipping in general but this one sucks and deserves to be terminated with extreme prejudice. Which is to say, Zephyr is an ass and doesn't deserve Dash. Soarindash, Twidash, Dashpie, Raridash, all of those aren't patently offensive because Dash isn't being shipped with some incompetent delusional loser who treats her like shit. And all of them involve characters who Dash has plenty of positive, caring interactions with in canon. If I started a thread in which everyone credulously pretended that Rarity x Catcallig construction foreman from Sonic Rainboom or Pinkie x Garble or Fluttershy x Iron Will or Applejack x Trenderhoof or Flashlight was a legitimate ship, I'm sure Rarifags/Ponkfags/Flutterfags/Applefags/Twifags would be equally defensive.
>>27687461
My general impression is that Dashfags especially accept only pony-human ships. Pony-pony is cancer. So this reaction is not specific to this particular pairing, but there are certain aspects aggravating it.
>>27687804
SoarinDash is good. She would be happy with him and that's what matters. This I could observe (though the show generally doesn't do shipping) but not AnonDash.
>>27687883
>the show generally doesn't do shipping
Nice try.
>>27687940
I know nothing.
>>27687940
It generally doesn't do explicit shipping, unless it's Rarity. Who ships herself with Trenderhoof.
>>27688011
What. What exactly is it you're trying to accomplish right now?
>>27688011
Rarity writes stories where she and Trenderhoof do explicit stuff? Which episode is this?
>>27687551
>doesn't deserve Dash
That's not how things work though. People usually don't end up fucking who they deserve. I'm sure you've noticed it common for women to fuck guys who "treat them like shit" from your view outside of the relationship. The same way plenty of guys sleep with women who brazenly manipulate them. Relationships don't make any logical sense - the people we find sexy aren't always he "right" ones for us.
Dash already has adulation from many ponies. She has a very tight circle of friends who look out for each others' well being. So there's no reason for her to seek out those things.
And she already has feelings for Zeph. He's in her head enough that she cracks on him behind his back. While the show makes it clear she's put off by his careless advances she's also remarkably tolerant of them. Think about her personality - she's the quickest of the Mane 6 to action, particularly ready for a fight. You would expect her to knock Zeph across the room if she really felt violated by him. Instead she just brushes him off while being somewhat shocked at how brazen he is toward her.
If he had the time to continue this pattern it's entirely plausible he could fuck her. Not because he "deserves" her, but because he could wear her down. We've already seen her take more shit from him than any other character in the show, which suggests he's already worn her down quite a bit. That strategy definitely works for some guys. And Rainbow is immature enough that I could see it working on her. She'd hate herself for it, but I could see it happening.
>>27688084
>That's not how things work though...
Right, but aren't those good reasons to hate such relationships, assuming hate can be justified, which is almost never true.
>>27655680
>>27655712
>constant five o clock shadow
>clear issues with hygiene
>lazy and won't get a job, bums off his parents and his sister
>gay interests
>wants to cum inside RD
literally you the pone
>>27672846
>>27673636
This is an Enlgish Board. If you want to speak german go to /int/.
>>27688129
Hate? I find them fascinating. I love examples of people acting illogically against their own best interests. Because even today many folks buy the Enlightenment Era fantasy that people will behave logically in line with their own best interests, and all you have to do is look around to see that's bullshit.
And while Dash is one of my favorite characters we all know maturity isn't her strong suit. The appeal of this ship is that it's the kind of mistake she would make, regret and possibly mature a little from having made. And AJ giving her shit about it would be funny as fuck.
>>27688358
Maybe you'd benefit from going there too. If you did, you'd learn the language you call "German" is not actually German, but Austrian. There's a huge difference.
It's not like we will see him as a recurring character anyway.
>>27687077
Is Zephyr as tall as Big Mac?
>>27688445
I hope you know that you are completely wrong, and you will never reach equestria.
>>27687077
Where's Flash?
>>27688551
DELETE THIS
>>27687551
Huh, that's interesting, I think you kinda miss the point though.
Sure the other ships you listed would be more let's say "easy" for the lack of a better term. But that's also what makes them boring, there is zero conflict. Zephyr and Dash, because of their unique dynamic, has great potential for an almost infinite amount of funny scenarios, many of which have been listed in this thread.
I think you have the wrong impression of Zephyr, too. Sure he's an arrogant twerp with unwarranted self importance, but he's not an asshole who as you say would "treat her like shit". He tried to mask his fear of failure with being overly confident, we can assume it 's the same if Dash suddenly became ooc and said "Sure let's go on a date!", he'd get cold feet instantly, guaranteed. He's a charming arrogant twerp with unwarranted self importance, basically. If he truly was an ass he would have hit on Grapevines and Marshmallow too, but he clearly only likes one type of candy and that's Skittles.
I think what I liked most about him is how he got Dashie flustered and speechless simply by talking, it was absolutely adorable. Rooting for the underdog is also something I enjoy.
Also, it's just for fun man, your waifu is still a pure, don't take it too seriously.
I'd suck Zeph's cock.
>>27688834
>t. Rainbow Dash
>>27655680He is a cutie
>>27688834
You have abigtask ahead of youderpibooru.org/1176417
>>27688861
unf
>>27688084
You're grossly misreading the situation. She puts up with him because she's been dealing with this behavior for years, more than enough time to figure out that beating him to a pulp doesn't drive him away. Even then, she turns the one time when they're genuinely isolated from the rest of the shy family into an opportunity to shock the ever loving shy out of him. She absolutely enjoys busting violence upon him for his transgressions, she just has the decency not to do it in front of his family, who would doubtless be disturbed by it and compel her to stop. She's never going to be 'worn down' into being with him, because their interactions are extremely limited. Unless he (and really just Fluttershy, and her parents, helping Zephyr was helping them by proxy, which was her actual goal) needs help, she avoids him like the plague. This is the only time in six seasons we've seen him, and based on Dash and Flutter's conversation immediately prior to his return, Dash liked it that way, and will continue to like it that way for the foreseeable future. She isn't perplexed, confused, etc by Zephyr's behavior, she just can't legally kill him and has accepted putting up with his shit on the rare occasion where they interact is an acceptable sacrifice in exchange for being friends with Fluttershy and her parents.
>That's not how things work though. People usually don't end up fucking who they deserve. I'm sure you've noticed it common for women to fuck guys who "treat them like shit" from your view outside of the relationship. The same way plenty of guys sleep with women who brazenly manipulate them. Relationships don't make any logical sense - the people we find sexy aren't always he "right" ones for us.
The only time I can remember that being common amongst my peers is in high school, and it happens there because nobody has the relevant life experience required to determine what a relationship is supposed to be like.
>>27688861
Imagine the stench. How musky and nasty they'd smell. The smegma covering the length of his shaft dislodging in your mouth as he plunges it down your throat forcefully.
>>27688922
Holy fuck. I'm so hard right now.
>>27688834
>Rainbow Dash browsing /mlp/
>>27688922
Holy shit, I never realized how perfect he is for KK Dash.
>all the faggots in this thread wanting to get cucked by a worthless annoying NEET
What the fuck man
>>27689642
I'm not a dashfag, but you probably are, you cuck.
Why is he so perfect?
>>27688834
I wanna glaze his ponut.
>>27689774
I wanna lick his balls
>>27689759
the tissue thing makes me gob at the flagrant balls of the staff to add that.
>>27689759
>>27689890
He really has the best facial expressions.
>>27688834
fluttershy pls
>>27688834
Didn't we ban Rarity after the prostitution thread fiasco?
>>27690444
Screencap?
Nice trips
>>27690530
It's still up >>27671511
>>27690549
Oh right, the thread with the anthro in the op.
>>27690549
>it's another ebin Reddit x-fags btfo thread
Jesus Christ, that's sickening.
t. Dashfag
>>27690558
That isn't really anthro.
>>27690611
Whatever it is or isn't, it's got pretty fucked up anatomy.
>>27690661
It practically screams to be put out of its misery.
>>27690601
Seriously, with the influx of summerfags, it's getting more common to see xD and :^) and those stupid as fuck abbreviations like btw and gtg.
I fucking hate all of these niggers who don't have a reaction folder
>>27690773
>xD
>:^)
You realize it's literally underage /b/irdshits just doing that for a rise out of you, right.
It's pretty evident mods are taking a 'fuck it' approach this hiatus, so, deal with it however you please.
>>27690791
>deal with it however you please
Now I'm sad you can't Holocaust people over the internet
>>27688826
>It's a reasonable post
I bet he savored every second of it.I know I would
>>27688919
>the people we find sexy aren't always he "right" ones for us.
>The only time I can remember that being common amongst my peers is in high school
Really? Lasted all through college and into the mid 20's among most folks I knew, aside from the handful of people who never seemed to be able to get out of it.
And I don't think Dash really wants to deck Zeph. She's very tight with the Shys, and he's one of them. She didn't seem angry as much as she seemed bored and put off by his advances. The moment she seemed horrified was at the suggestion she had a crush on Zeph. Because she sees him as a loser and a mooch who won't stop hitting on her.
My point is that persistence sometimes pays off. Te annoying loser with no game who keeps his attention on a girl who is put off by his advances can sometimes find himself in the right place at the right time saying the right thing and win her over.
I'm not saying it's likely, but it's not impossible.
>>27688919
>>27691982
You guys look at this way too critical, it's like watching Ranma 1/2, over analyzing it, telling everyone why X character stands (no) chance with X character and then complaining that possible interactions are or aren't realistic.
It's not like FiM will every actually introduce romantic elements for the main 6 (At least I'd hope so) so we will never know anyways.
Just lean back and enjoy some adorably flustered tsundere Dash.
>>27692067
>enjoy some adorably flustered tsundere Dash.
Oh, I sure as fuck enjoyed it. As for being too critical I am hanging out with fellow autists on a 4chan board dedicated to MLP. What else am I gonna do here?
Is Zephyr the tallest stallion we've seen so far?
He's like Luna size or something.
>>27692094
Fair enough, point taken.
>>27692127
Yes, he's a big ass dude, dash might be intimidated.
bump
How do you write his name in Akbar? Zafeer Bareez?
>>27692698
I'd go with Zafir Bariz.
>>27692698
allah akbar boom boom boom.
Your welcome.
>>27692698
https://translate.google.com/#en/ar/Zephyr%0ABreeze%0ASon%0Aof%0AMister%0AShy
Is it bad that I want green about Zephyr trying to woo Rainbow who is trying to get Anon to notice her, then ending up with Anon helping RD to get away from Zephyr while still oblivious the entire time
>>27692842
fresh air
breeze
Son
From
Mr
Shy
>>27692698
delete a few chicken scratches and you get this عليل (queer)
>>27655680
I hate him. What a faggot.
>>27692127
Luna is a good comparison. He's one tall cup of horse.
>>27693625
Stern Fluttershy is so cute.
>>27688611
>>27688619
>>27688627
>Implying Zephyr won't throw a huge bitchfit and beat up Soarin.
>>27694272
>implying Zephyr could beat up Soarin
>>27688605
>>27688611
>>27688619
>>27688627
>People took the time to make these
>>27663505
True autism right there. I like it
I'm gonna attempt a short green.
>Rainbow Dash stands in her house, legs trembling from the weight of an extra pony.
>"Yes! Yes! Yes!, Ooooh Celestia that's good!
>Mounting her is Zephyr Breeze, a childhood friend and former lover
>"UUghhhh... Rainbow...
>He spills his seed into Rainbow's vagina, then collapses onto of her back
>She can feel his stubble scraping against her neck.
>"Ow!
>"I'm sorry, Rainbow.
>"It's okay, now get off me, big guy.
>Zephyr dismounts Rainbow, and they both snuggle on the bed.
>*sigh* "I've missed you over the years Dash, It's good to see you again.
>"Yeah... It is"
>"What's wrong?"
>"Nothing, I just regret breaking it off back then, now that you're on your way to being a mane therapist and all...
>"Hey, Dash, don't worry about it, you had to move on, it was a long time ago, things were different then."
>"I know, I just, can't can't bring myself to tell everypony that we're back together again, they don't even know we used to be together!"
>"C'mon Dash, it's okay, you don't have to tell anypony about us if it makes you feel better."
>"Well.. do you want to get back together? Like the old days?
>"I'd love to pick up where we left off, Dash."
>Zephyr and Rainbow happily nuzzle in bed, and spend the rest of the evening reading Daring Do books.
>It's later during the night
>"Hey dash, I better get back to my folk's, wouldn't want anypony walking in on us."
>"B-but we... *sigh* okay."
>"I love you, Dash."
>Zephyr throws a wing around Rainbow, pulling her close for a goodnight hug.
>"Mind showing me the way out?"
>"Sure."
>Rainbow Dash pushes Zephyr out of her Cloudsdale residence.
>"AND STAY OUT!"
End
bump for more zephyrdash
>>27688919
She tased his ass because he didn't do what she told him. And after a genuine warning. In an attempt to help him. Point for Dash.
>>27663285
Someone make a fully colored version of this!
>>27697174
That's not the full picture btw.
derpibooru.org/1171319
Can you blame Zephyr for wanting such beauty?
>>27698183
I know his pain of not being able to cum inside her all too well.
Soarin + Dash > Zephyr + Dash
>>27698451
>Not Soarin, Dash, and Zephyr at the same time
>>27698760
It's almost like Chemistry
And speaking of it, Soarin and Dash would be refreshing as chemistry elements
"Look brother! Now we can be together forever, yay!"
>"Blerghhh" *loud puking sounds*
"Oh, my, if you're already excited, just wait until you see what I've done to Rainbow Dash"
>>27698451
>Not Zephyr + Soarin
You sound like a fag.
>>27698859
>Zephyr + Soarin
>literally a gay couple
>calls me a fag
Are you listening to yourself?
>>27699500
>all this summer
>>27699500
Hey there newfriend, enjoying your summer so far?
>>27699500
Remember how moot said traffic doesn't really increase during the summer? Moot was full of shit.
>>27699906
Moot also said he wasn't a cuck.
>>27676498
Your fucking vermin, I'm not even a NEET, I go to college, I have friends, I go to the gym and lift 3 times a week, Im joining a bunch of clubs next semester and rushing clubs, and basically a chad in training
Your a piece of shit for putting these guys down so much, you people try to act so high and mighty and holier than thou like your good people and in reality your selfish egotistical pricks who instead of trying to help raise up guys who are down on their luck by trying to give them self improvement tips (protein sparing modified fasting to lose weight, fully body weight training to build muscle, protein shakes to help muscle, wear good clothes, get an undercut, etc) you just put them down and treat them like garbage
Fuck you, I'd rather hang out with a neet than with you you fucking worm
>>27699524
You know Dash is oogling his eye level plot.
>>27701207
It's like they didn't even understand the message of the episode, Zephyr was really just afraid of the real world and thought he couldn't do anything on his own, but with the help of his family and friends he overcame his fears and is now (slowly) bettering himself.
I also was in a neet position after finishing college, I simply couldn't get a job for almost two years and it made me fucking miserable, the last thing you need in that position is to be put down.
What is he reading?
This thread is the nadir of the internet.
Good going folks who want to argue about IRL NEETdom rather than cartoon horse shipping.
>>27659361
CUZ BITCH
DICK TOO BOMB
He's such a fabulous motherfucker.
>>27702450
God Delusion. Sadly Dash isn't an atheist yet but Zephyr believes in the theory that the contact with his spem will change the female's opinions to match her mate.
>>27698848
Flutter's expression makes me diamonds.
>>27698183
She is sexually attractive. You know this ass would be working like a piston. Don't think she's done it with anyone yet but when she does it won't be Zephyr. You don't fuck best models or rockstars just because you bother them. Fluttershy would have better luck and I think Dash is straight. I totally understand him though. I know why he masturbates to her (and you know it's true).
>>27702525
Yeah, just like the underdog never ends up with the girl/white boy millionaire in any piece of fiction.
HE GON' MAKE IT F@M YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE
>>27702450
Marx's critique of Hegel's philosophy of right.
>>27698183
a little bit
but he's a pegasus
>>27701207
>self improvement tips (protein sparing modified fasting to lose weight, fully body weight training to build muscle, protein shakes to help muscle, wear good clothes, get an undercut, etc)
And how would that combat the central problem of them not having jobs? Remember, NEET isn't a catch-all term for the unemployed, it refers to college educated, usually middle-upperclass people who have graduated, and then moved back in with their parents or subsist on welfare, and who aren't just frictionally (like >>27702374), structurally, or cyclically unemployed, or victims of a skills gap, but are willfully unemployed. Refusing to get a job when one is available because you're too lazy to work and prefer to leech off society, or even worse, your parents is abhorrent.
>>27698183
Absolutelynot
>>27671731
SoarinDashZephyr
>>27698451
"I've been really busy with the Wonderbolts." - RD in this episode
Soarin' off screen action confirmed.
>>27702936
If it's forbidden love it's still gonna get a free pass because of sheer hotness. It won't be fun though when the media finds out about it.
His taste in women is truly supreme.
Jesus fuck this thread reeks of autism.
>>27703342
>Just the thread
>>27703342
don't go to /a/
>>27703415
>Just this board
>>27702963
U-unf...
>>27699524
Why is male RD a stallionlet?
>>27704900
fits pretty well imo, she'd probably train extra hard to try and compensate too.
Speaking of stallionlets, how can they even compete? Look how tall this fucker is.
>>27705004
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged. Zephyr Breeze is known to be THE most hung guy in Cloudsdale possibly one of the biggest in all of Equestria. his cock has been described as "like pinkies party cannon", with gargantual thickness that would rival tirek and big mac. im estimating his size to be at least 20.5" bone pressed, with OVER 12" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed rainbow's pussy. they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Zephyr barely able to force it past the knob, and dash moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on zephyrs throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>27702757
Not having a job is irrelevant as long as the person is doing something else to prevent NEETdom like going to some form of school, or is training for some kind of trade or military
>>27705104
Are you diagnosed with autism?
>>27702450
a record of all rarity's sexual adventures vol.196
pg.354 paragraph 7
>>27705797
>"Heh, nice stuff here, Rares, especially like the part about the minotaur bukkake."
>>27705797
>vol.196
>>27698183
Can't blame him for having standards, he didn't even bother to hit on Twilight or Rarity and he damn well knows why.
>>27706206
Spike really gets around huh I wanna be that dragon.
Rainbow really is an angel.
http://i.imgur.com/6XDfQ0S.jpg
>>27707397
This is my exact headcanon, and why I wrote >>27695131
>>27707397
>humanized
>>27708423
>Not enjoying pony pussy as well as humans.
RD bumpin
>>27709791
>Zephyr Breeze off-screen
>>27655680
a real upstanding guy
>>27688627
as if
soarin is ;like 40-something, rd is younger than flutter and so is zephyr
soarin, really, proabably has a wife and kid or something nao
>>27705104
>vaginal muscles
>>27668703
Why is Drake wearing a shirt that says 'USSR'?
>>27712618
obscure band that only the lead writer has ever heard of
>>27712260
Oh, please. Since when are unicorns gay?
>>27655680
Is there a decent picture of these two making out? Couldn't find one so far.
>>27713389
Surprisingly, no, pretty much all of the Zephyr/Dash pictures go for the cutesy/tsundere approach.
Most of the porn with him so far involves Fluttershy and his Mom. SASUGA INTERNET.
>>27713667
It's almost as though this ship is incredibly unpopular because it's absurd based on their on screen interactions.
>>27713693
>>27713667
There's actually a good amount of porn for this ship. Kissing would work well too, but why settle for that when you can go all the way?
>>27713693
Oh there's a PLETHORA of shipping pictures, just not much good porn yet.
>>27713722
>>27713704
Whatever you say famalama.
>>27713872
Of course there's more SoarinDash than Zephdash. It's been around for much longer and it's more popular. there's still a good amount of Zephdash though.
>>27713872
>trying this hard
>>27713895
Almost every dash ship is more popular. Even sonicdash is more popular, and that ship is objectively worse.
>>27713996
Well it's not even been three weeks since the episode.
Besides, it doesn't matter, even if this becomes the most unpopular thing in existence, I still think it has tons of potential for fun and clearly a lot of anons agree.
>>27713996
Never denied that other Dash ships are more popular. Just saying that there's still a nice amount of Zephdash as well.
>>27714044
Dash being disgusted by a NEET who wants to cum inside her is a much funnier parody, though, and is actually canon.
http://pastebin.com/rLembfgT
>>27714187
>implying anything is more fun than tsundere dash
Nigga you got no taste.
>>27714212
Said the man with no tongue.
Kuzco a cute
>>27705104
what the fuck
>>27713162
>Since when are unicorns gay?
The lack of green in here disturbs me.
>>27714212
There's tsundere and there's having no interest at all. And that's Dashie for Zephyr.
Unless you have some kind of cuck fetish.
>>27713162
Unicorns are ofMiddle Eastern origin. The people there were and still are known for their "stance" on homosexuals. The horns these mythical creatures, who then were more goat-like in appearance, had were used to stab those who weren't virgins anymore and not married.
Maybe it's a metaphor for the brain's love regions numbing after having sex with multiple people?
>>27714431
>Underrated comeback
>>27688605
Real talk though, Zephyr would fucking destroy Soarin in a fight. NEETs have a lot of time to hone their abilities
>>27714199
>Fluttershy will never pick up your cum soaked tissues with her mouth, secretly tasting it for a brief moment
>>27714199
Jesus my dick is diamonds from that green
>>27714764
>Unless you have some kind of cuck fetish.
Well it seems this thread is full of that, and repressed Neets.
I mean look at this guy >>27716199
bump, do you guys want another thread when this thread hits the big 500?
>>27714764
>Unless you have some kind of cuck fetish
Wat, you could just as well replace Zephyr with anon or any self insert character, write a tsundere story and I wouldn't care, it makes no difference to me. The advantage is Zephyr is an in-universe character who already provides a good set up for it, instead of somehow having to force an OC in.
>>27716916
I don't think we need another one for a while, give it some time until there's more content available and the autists have calmed down, maybe then they won't shit up the thread so hard.
>>27715890
The guy was baiting like it's /a/ and didn't reel in anything at all.
>said
>no tongue
>good comeback
I want summerfags to leave.
>>27714199
unf
>>27717489
Cool. I'll chill.
This thread proved once again, and to no ones surprise, that Dashfags are the pinnacle of autism.
>all this talk about Zephyr and dash when there's much more important incest content to create
Terrible taste f@m, top cunt a shit anyways.
>>27717523
>>27717548
So much butthurt...
>>27717523
It's just one tumblrina on a crusade, not all of us are this retarded.
>>27717742
>Tracer Dash
Don't even play overwatch but I'm saving that pic, Love.
>>27717764
>Don't even play overwatch
You should, it's great fun no matter your skilled level
>>27717826
skill*
