Does it count as gay if it's with a horse?
Of course
>>27614957
Yes, but what's wrong with doing gay things?
>>27614957
No. Big Mac can dress up as Orchard Blossom and let you have sex with him as practice until you find yourself a girlfriend because that's the kind of stallion he is. A great friend.
>>27614980
yes a good tight friend
>>27614977
Jesus keeps leaving drunk messages on my phone, calling me a colt fiddler.
>>27614993
He knows how to relieve a friend's stress after a tough day. A nice good suck. That deep moan vibrating your dick and balls as he takes you into his mouth. And he will swallow if you ask him to.
>>27614957
>>>/hhh/
Stay in your containment thread.
>>27614957
If anything, it's twice as gay due to all the extra dick involved.
>>27615103
Unless the dick stays in the sheath. As long as you don't see the dick it's not gay.
>>27614957
Eyyup
Nothing's gay as long as you say "no homo"
I want touch ballsacks together with Big Mac, ensuring that the activity we are currently partaking in is indeed homosexual in nature.
>>27615425
my nigga
>>27615309
>"Sup dude! Ya come by to give me a kiss?"
>"Hahaha I'm just messin' with you ya fag. But if you were going to kiss me be sure to say no homo first."
>>27615457
>"So how you doing, Anon? You look like you've been working up a sweat there. Don't worry, you look nice when you sweat. Your shirt clings to you and it shows off that nice body of yours. Dude, we should totally get together and get drunk later. Maybe we can wrestle."
>"Aw, don't be like that. I just wanna see how strong you've gotten. See if you've got what it takes to beat me. But of course you can't I mean look at these muscles!. Hey, wanna feel each other's muscles?
>"Dude, come here and feel my chestfur. It's sooo soft."
>>27614957
As long as balls don't touch
>>27615516
>"See AppleJack? I told ya I could turn him gay. Anypony would go gay for someone as awesome as me."
>"All right, all right Blitz. yah proved yer point."
>>27615552
>"Blitz, why are yah still teasing Anon?"
>"U-uh, What do you mean, AJ?"
>"Ah just saw you get a might close to his crotch with yer butt. Doesn't Anon know you were just messin' with him?"
>"Well...No not exactly. Look, I gotta let him down gently okay? I don't wanna hurt my best friend over a joke."
"It's been 3 months, Blitz."
"Okay! So what? So what if I kind of like the way he makes me feel when he stares at me like that. It makes me feel big. It makes me feel good about myself, who cares?"
>"Wow, that's kinda strange Blitz."
>"Well! I think you're just jealous that he's looking at me instead of you. Nobody hardly ever looks at you. Especially not the way Anon looks at me."
>"W-What!? I don't care if Anon looks at me or not. I'm not gay!"
>"Well neither am I!"
>"Then it's settled. Neither of us are gay for Anon."
>"..."
>"..."
>"...wanna go see what Anon's doing?"
>"Sure..."
>"Hey Anon! Wait up bro!"
>"Yeah Non! Wait fer me, Sugarcube!"
>>27615534
What's the point of fucking a stallion if you can't feel his throbbing, meaty balls?
Only if it's cock vore
>>27615566
That's pretty gay man. I'd rather hang out with Butterscotch. He seems pretty straight for an feminine horse.
Ive never jacked it to 3dpd gay porn, but ive jacked it to gay pony porn. Am i gay?
>>27615615
>H-Hey Anon...
>Do...Do you want to go have ice cream with me?
>>27615552
>>27615516
>>27615457
>Appuls and Blit fighting for anon, trying to turn him gay
u-unf is there any green about this?
>>27615652
Conservative too. Who wouldn't want to hang out with this cool guy.
>>27614957
iwsbtci
>>27615652
Yes.
>"Hey Anon, me and the guys are spending the night together at Bubble Berry's place. Wanna come?"
>>27615803
Hmmm, lemme think...last time I hanged out with you guys, you kept CASUALLY dropping things whenever I was near...
>sigh
>"Okay, I know things got awkward with that whole 'accidentally walking face first into your crotch incident' last time. But it was only an accident, you can't fault me for being a little clumsy can you? Isn't there some way I could make it up to you so we can put this whole thing behind us? Oh! I know! Why don't you hop on my back and I'll fly us to Berry's place. How does that sound?"
>>27615819
>Hah! Then you should probably let me take you instead. No offense Dusk, but you're not exactly the best flier around. I promise I'll show ya a good time in the skies, Anon. 'Cause flying is my specialty."
stay in your fucking general, faggots
>>27615826
>"Um, maybe it would be best if I take you Anon. It's been such a long day and you look kind of tired from all the excitement if you don't mind me saying. Riding with Rainbow might get you airsick. How about a nice relaxing ride with me back to Berry's place?"
>"If that's ok with you..."
>>27614957
No, it's only gay if it's your own species.
This thread proves there are grills on here.
Test
>>27616290
>This thread proves there are grills on here.
>>27616290
>>27615457
>You suddenly pull the Rainbow-maned stallion close and press lips together without saying the magic words
>He's stunned, not sure what just happened, and a couple moments later he relaxes
>You think he wants it, and you make your move
>You invade his mouth with your tongue, Blitz providing no resistance
>He's putty in your hands now
>You hoist him up on to you, supporting him by his plump flanks with one hand, and the other locking his head in place
>All the while wrestling tongues
>Passionately
>He tastes sweet
>You aren't sure why, but you know you want more, and continue to dig deeper
>Stifled amongst sloppy fervor, you can hear him moan
>Time seems slowed down as you intensely make out with this toned cyan stallion
>Locked lips with this beautiful hunk of a stallion for what felt like an eternity
>You wish this could last forever
>But all good things come to an end
>You pull back from the kiss
>Blitz's cheeks were cherry red
>His vibrant maroon eyes were filled with lust
>You can stare into them all day
>You gently set him down on the ground, and that seems to knock him out of his stupor
>He clears his throat and speaks with a hushed tone
>"Uh... N-no homo, right?"
>You smirk
>Which quickly transitions into a giggle
>And into a hearty laugh
>"W-whats so funny? You better say it!"
>You're laughing maniacally now
>You take off running in the opposite direction
>"No chance in Hell, gayboy!"
>"ANON!"
>He takes off after you
>>27616499
Fucking finally I got to post this.
Fuck this site sometimes.
>>27616499
dubs demands more
>>27616510
dubs demand more green of this
>>27616561
singles demand more green of this
>>27616499
more
>>27616499
more please
notgay Rainbow Blitz is the best thing
>>27616845
>>27617095
>>27616510
>>27616507
Sorry, that's all I have. I'm not that creative.
>>27615130
Blindfolds have their uses.
>>27616499
You better post more you fucking faggot
please
>>27616499
maor?
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