show me how cringy you can get /mlp/
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>>27612004
classic
>>27611987
"Eqg is actually good"
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold. Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help. The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in. He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue. Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate. Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie. Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope. He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry.
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>>27612022
wow
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Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body. Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in. "Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.
>>27612036
I have never been this triggered in real life, excuse you.
>>27612022
As the ancient Hawaiians once said, check em
>>27612045
YOU SON OF A BITCH
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU WERE A BEAR
>>27611987
what do you mean this whole thread is just cringe bait
>mfw this thread
>>27612105
Chelis, fuck off.
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>>27612104
what kind of shitposting is this
>>27612105
You ruined the VN you CUNT! FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN REDDITOR!!
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>>27612138
not this shit again oh well finish what you started
>>27612164
this whole thread OP has literally made something new
We just want you to know that Jesus loves you.
We also want you to know that all the other deities hate you, and think you smell funny.
someone screencap this pl0x
1/Racoon = Cancer
US Marine in Equestria.
>>27611987
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>>27613064
this thread was so cancerous this post actually made me feel better
>>27611987
not related but cringy as fuck
>>27613118
Christ I remember seeing thatGame's awesome tho
>>27613135
>same species
>even same race
intothetrashitgoes.jpg
>>27613161
>even same gender
>>27613373
same age gender too?
>>27611987
My most autistic picture
Take care of it
>>27611987
I wanna unironically write a Jojo x MLP crossover fic.
>>27612233
Double dubs
