I didn't like the latest episode, girls. It feels like they're forcing the issue of unemployment into the show. How am I supposed to enjoy primates if they keep shilling the worst kind?
>>27581740
If I were a human I would jerk off, cum in my hand, and let you smell it for as long as you like.
>>27581790
A-are you a stallion?
Please say yes
>>27581790
But you're not, they'renot real
>>27581833
No stallions on the Equinet silly.
>>27581840
>>27581850
You horses crush my dreams every day, yet I always return.
>mfw couldn't have gotten a cutiemark in stallionfucking or something
>mfw broom cutiemark
>mfw no face
>>27581850
They know the rule anyway, sheath or gtfo.
>>27581740
Some hoomans aren't as easy to root for, but they're always interesting if you take the time to learn about them.
>>27581934
>Broom cutiemark
How's that sweep remix, faggot?
>>27582007
I hum that shit every day while I work.
Faggot foals always purposefully drop sticky candy on the floor right in front of my face, that is what really peeves me.
>>27582059
https://youtu.be/hpigjnKl7nI
>>27582087
Whatever mare, just use the trash next time and make my job a little bit easier, alright?
Anyways, how about that Napoleon character?
>>27582125
Napoleon is a cunt.
>>27582125
He's 5'7 is that too short for a human male?
>>27582125
A bit short. Hey, doesn't the human phallus usually match the rest of the body's proportions?
>>27582195
>>27582189
It's always dicks with you mares, this guy conquered almost all of Europe!
>>27582263
Genghis was better.He knows how to ride a mare, to boot.
Who is best human?
>>27582125
I like Obama better.
>>27582294
Anon. The combination of desperation and self awareness is hot as Tartarus to me.
>>27581950
Here you go baby
>>27582294
I love humans in uniform
I can't wait for the episode about how the US and the UK were before they split apart. I mean we've seen the whole battle in that one flashback episode but I'm really interested in how it was before all that.
>watching a show for little colts
>>27582418
>we've seen the whole battle in that one flashback episode
>that one flashback episode
>battle
DYEWTS? The 1700s saga wasn't loaded with content, but the amount of setup in it was pretty much unrivaled except back in Gen 1. Seriously, how do you forget someone like John Paul Jones, the single most badass character on the show?
>>27582470
>Not posting with pictures from the show.
>You will never be a chariot pony in the Roman age
>You will never steer your master into the heat of battle
>You will never feel his hand as he pets your snout after a victory
It just isn't fair...
>>27582572
>actually wanting to be a roman chariot pony
You like being severely whipped?
>>27582603
>That's my fetish...
>>27582521
Glad to meet another fan of the 1700s saga, though I usually rate Jefferson over Jones.
Though, I think we all know pic related is best human.
>>27582710
I found it a bit weird when the announced that he would be coming back due to fan feedback but its been pretty well written so far.
It also was kinda weird that they aged him so much but it makes sense.I would still let him ride me
>>27582263
If he needed to conquer all of Europe then he's obviously compensating for something.
>>27582274
Khan gets all the mares to the pasture.
Who is your husbando fellow humanfuckers?
Pic related.
>>27582836
>conquer all of Europe
>lose control almost immediately
>only lasting accomplishment is basing a measurement system around a little metal cylinder
>recent minisode reveals that it's been losing mass the whole time
>>27583083
That was either non canonical or Rasputin sabotaged it.
>>27582059
>peeves
Watch your language
>>27583078
>Hawking
A dreamboat til the end. It sucks liking background characters, though, doesn't it?
I actually wanted him to run for the election that we'll see play out partly in the movie premier(!) next year (actual HUMANS this time, none of this transformed-human-esque ponies bullshit they've been millking...). But unless the writers throw in some mad twist, it looks like only nasty characters will get into office. I guess we'll see where they take it.
But you know? I have to always wonder if the authors are going to bring back that Age of Reason thread they sorta just left dangling out there a few seasons ago. I thought humanity had it really worked out then. Boy was I ever wrong.
Though it's sometimes depressing, I guess that's why I keep watching. I can't really tell where it's going next.
this scene nearly made me kill myself.
color me fucking heartwrenched. these writer's knew their shit back in S4.
>>27584279
>hawking
>not Newton
Sometimes I like to pretend that we're on the other side, and everyone here is just shitposting and pretending to be Ponies because they're bored of their lives and want to be here so bad that even just pretending for a little while feels nice.
Then I look down at the keyboard and I see a pair of hooves sitting there and my smile goes away again.
What's the bucking point of it all? I just want to like down forever and and wake up from this life.
>>27582274
kek
>>27582355
mods!!!!
girls, does anyone know who this background human is?
>>27584416
They're waiting for you on the other side, sweetie.
>>27584437
mauds can't help you, filly.
>>27584396
>Newton
>Not Leibniz
>>27584455
>>27584444
quad and dubs within 1 minute
bateman is best human
>>27584444
>>27584472
>Leibniz
>not Niel Degrasse Tyson
Didn't you gals hate the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria. I mean I just feel that it was the writers writing themselves into a corner and destroying it to show off the power of the big bad at the time, Julius Caesar.
There was so much unanswered things about the library and the writers simply destroyed it to heighten the stakes. Its just so stupid.
>>27584558
gotobedTwilight
>>27584396
>dead characters
Anonymare, I know you want another time-travel episode, but we're NOT going to see Newton again, I'm telling you. We already had the 100th episode fanservice and that kind of thing is just not happening again anytime soon.
Seriously, do yourself a favor and find a husbando who is still canonically alive.
>>27584558
Twilight, put on your trip so I can filter you.
>>27584582
>Letting canon affect your love
Disgusting.
>>27584582
literally would be like some random librarian liking buckin' starswirl.
i for one am into this whole 'star trek' Expanded universe they got going.
but the place they're at in the cannonical universe is really meta.
it's based on a show on a show.
cue the tirek BWOOOOOOOOOOO sound effect, i guess.
>>27581790
>>27581833
CANTERLOT
A
N
T
E
R
LOT
>>27584582I just want to hug his hair and say that hes still the creator of Calculus in my book
>>27584472
>Unironically liking Liebniz
I bet you're also one of those faggots that post threads pretending to be humans. Pathetic.
>>27584631
GREENTEXT WHEN!
WE NEED PONON X NEWTON SMUT RIGHT THE BUCK NOW
GOGOGOGO
So how do you think the rest of the 21st season will play out?
>>27584612
That's not me.
>>27584612
>>27584683
That moment when somepony thinks you're Twilight.
And you're actuallyMoon Dancer.
>>27582359
>>27584612
gotobedaryanne
>>27582333
i think he's a faggot/huge faggot
>>27584631
Well, even in canon, he still created at least half of the basic calculus equations. He was just in a different location from Liebniz, working on a different project that required a different piece of the puzzle. They're both responsible.
>>27584729
>faggot/huge faggot
Outta here with that silliness, fillyfooler. You aren't a human so you can knock off the roleplaying.
Best human by far
>>27584612
>Letting canon affect your love
I'm just saying you'd get to see your husbando more often, is all. Choose a life of wistful agony for a R.I.P.'d character if you want toyou stupid nag of a broodmare
>>27584826
When Luna raises the moon the shitposting begins.
>>27584416
underrated post, famalama
>>27584765
I know it's a good show and all, but good grief! Where do you find the time to keep track of these sorts of details? Are you one of those shutin neckmanes they always talk about?
>>27584866
>choosing a different husbando because it's convenient
Slut
>>27584472
>not that one guy who single-handedly brought science out of the dark ages
So has anypony here actually read through any of the side stories that got published a while back. I just got to the third part of the second book and things are starting to get weird.
What do you girls think, are they actually gonna end it all with one big climactic moment like this, or is this more corporate sponsored fanon nonsense?
>>27584916
I'm going to give it to you straight, sis - love always finds a way _here in Equestria_, but we're talking about a long-running show about fleshy primates who have no magic at all and could not possibly exist. Compromising is part of the bargain, and that's even ignoring the fact that any *living* husbando might get cancer or aids any episode, just because of the fickle will of God the writers keep dropping allusions to. Although it makes a great escape from reality, you have to adapt your expectations to the show, or it will destroy your heart. I rest my case.
Also
>using insults from the show
>>>/humychan/
>>27584965
Honey we all know those sidestories aren't canon just the show itself much like the comics that were released. I don't even know why you bother.
>>27584922
>not the noble background human who - about 200 years ago - set modern religion upon a slow but certain death coil, the throws of which affect show canon ever-more as the story goes on
I guess you left your horse sense in bed today, mareonymous.
>>27584771
oh yeah?
>>27585036
Yet religion is still there and his theory was largely imperfect, but this was improved later. Because there was no Karl at his time, to tell bullshit from non-bullshit.
>>27585036
You're implying that there haven't been people who can accept both science and religion. I mean, come on. Newton, Hiesenberg, Pasteur, Tesla.
The fathers of Physics, Quantum Physics, Electromagnetic Study, and Microbiology, all Christians. Darwin was a background human for a reason.
>>27585025
>>27584965
Jesus was obviously a wish-fulfillment character for some lonely mare's lame fantasies. Based off of how many side-stories there are about him, I'm guessing he's the invention of some high-tier Haysbro exec whispering in the writer's ears, fancying herself a storyteller herself. They couldn't even make his origin-story believable. They probably just gave up and wrote it exactly as she told them. Hopefully anypony with more sayso is actively keeping him from appearing on the show, as they know it'd pretty much spell doomsday for the whole story.
I'll be leaving this fandom immediately if they actually introduce him into show canon. Sweet Celestia, what a Mary Sue.
IWRDJTCI
>>27585153
(i want robert downey jr. to cum inside)
>>27585073
But that's like comparing Starswirl to Twilight. Sure, he wasn't as good at Friendship, but she had his foundations to build right on top of, whereas he had to cobble much of his works together from little to nothing. It shouldn't be a surprise she's accomplished more with all of that to start from. Imagine how far Hoity Toity would've gotten if he'd not had any original ideas to critique as he started his career. He'd be nowhere.
>>27585076
I've always wondered whether the writers mean this as some sort of allegory about those who pray to Luna instead of Celestia. The writers always dodge questions about that at cons, but I still get the feeling they're pushing these little hints.
>>27584612
>>27582359
So Aryanne hows that 1945 episode feeling right about now?
>>27585118
Are you lost, filly? Or did you accidentally delete your human folder? You could've at least found an image of Obama or something.
Any guesses as to what's going to happen during the upcoming season finale around Hearthswarming?
>>27582125
>how about that Napoleon character
>liking the Napoleonic Wars Arc
I can't believe ponies still unironically like it, especially since it was nothing more than a cheap slipshod job to hastily cash in on the popularity of the French Revolution and it ultimately didn't matter since they just reverted to the status quo afterwards.
>>27584545
>That fraud
Literally worst human
>>27585396
Hopefully they don't start killing each other again, but with the way the writers handle that sort of thing they'll probably be better off if they do.
Honestly, ponies need to start looking at this objectively. I get that the violence is of completely ridiculous proportions, but its super boneheaded to be stuck in the New Age arc. Hippyfriends need to leave, sometimes the monkeys just have to kill each other. The act of writing down arguments about it is putting infinitely more thought into it than the writer's did.
>>27585187
All good things must come to an end, I think their world just wasn't ready.
>You will never go to Earth and create the Fourth Reich
It hurts.
>>27582274
>Canon ponies in the show.
I hate this sort of pandering.
>>27585396
Why are all the election arcs so unrealistic and crazy? They've totally jumped the shark with this one. They should just drop them--I can barely take the show seriously anymore.
>>27586250
It's just a lazy ploy from haysbro to sell more figures.
>>27586255
I don't know about that, seems like the kind of thing that would happen if we didn't have an immortal monarch who controlled the sun.
>>27581740
Hey bitches,
My name is Rarity, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day on-line looking at stupid ass pictures of animals. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dick? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of ponies because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than masturbating to pictures of donkeys.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm an element of harmony, own three fashion stores in Ponyville, Canterlot and Manehattan, and saved all of Equestria like a dozen times. What special talent do you have, other than “masturbating to mythical furless monkeys”? My friends are royalty, and I have a banging hot, rich stallion stud (He just bred me; Shit was SO bits). You are all dykes who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my stud.
>>27586479
>>27586479
Not
Your
Personal
Army
>>27582195
nope
>>27586479
I... I don't think it's nice to make fun of ponies just because they like a (very good!) show for little colts. M... maybe you should give MLH a try before you make fun of us.
And bragging about your stud doesn't make you special, it just makes you a big jerk.
>>27586280
Not remembering all the monarchys that were around during the earlier seasons that worked just fine.
>mfw
>>27586479
What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little filly? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Canterlot Royal Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Yak-Yakistan, and I have over 300 confirmed boops. I am trained in zobra warfare and I’m the top booper in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will boo-boo you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this world, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that poo to me over the Ponynet? Think again, bucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of changelings across Equestria and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, filly. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re bucking owwied, foal. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ouchie you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Wonderbolt Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable plot off the face of the continent, you little foal. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you princess-damn idiot. I will number 2 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bucking booped, kiddo.
>>27587066
>300 confirmed boops
Hey, lets not get too crazy here.
>>27586479
Rarity, go ahead and actually look back at your post for a second. Does that sound like something a member of the Elements of Harmony - or rather, the council of Friendship, since the EoH, as I will now abbreviate them as, were absorbed by the Tree of Harmony - should be saying? Accountability is an important part of fame, you realise.
Oh, and everypony should know this already, but Fancy Pants is already married to Fleur de Lis.
Actually, I'm pretty sure that you're not even Rarity. After all, the word usage is incorrect, and I'm certain that Rarity never uses 'like'.
...Rainbow Dash, stop trying to drag Rarity's name through the dirt.
>>27587093
> Josef Stalin
Man, the writers really did make him a bit over the top, don't you think
>>27587144
Nah, I think the writers got the feel of communism down. However, I still think the Cold War arc went on for too long.
>>27587189
> Bad video games meme
I sure am glad those aren't real
>>27587144
Maybe he was a bit overwrought, but it could've been worse.
If you want to talk about over-the-top villains, how about pic related? We hear next to NOTHING about him for four seasons and suddenly the writers are dropping hints that he will be a nuclear-ICBM-capable big bad by the end of the show's upcoming presidential term in 2020, able to strike North America's east coast whenever he wants?
I wonder if they're recycling him into a real villain from his previous role as comic relief just because it's easier than coming up with new ideas for baddies.
>>27587350
He's already canonically capable of destroying anything within 1500km of Pyongyang as of this season. We're seriously supposed to believe that the world's other rulers just sat around and let him build up this much power, and will continue to do so? I know they just say that China's not being cooperative and failing to enforce sanctions, but it sounds like lazy writing to me.
>>27587144
Not even a little bit. The writers make you think every little bad thing was his doing, but if you study some of the comic books and other canon stuff about the show, you see that it was almost entirely not bad at all, or the doing of the people he worked with. Hell I even heard he tried to step down from his position, but nopony would let him because he was the only one capable.
>>27587441
> Thinking supplementary material is canon
>>27587093
This guy is a terrible character and the main reason is his name. Humans have such diverse names, and here the writers go, giving him a name that's practically "Mr. Stallion". Really creative.
>>27587527
His name means "The one which is made of steel" in his language. Which is a pretty badass if you ask me.
When will we see him again? He's best background human.
>>27587728
anyone got his hand pics
Celestia, you mares are getting so in depth with the show's canons.I just want my hot monkey dick.
>>27589012
You're appalling!
You really think your husbando really wants some sex crazed mare obsessed with his dick and hands?
Celestia, some mares can be so silly!
mauds please don't ban
>>27589054
I-I can dream...
>>27585915
I hear he wrote a 4th book.
"Mein Kampf... mit meiner Frau."
>>27589340
> Actually wanting to read in-show books
It'll never live up to expectations. Go read some of that Daring Do kiddie bullshit.
>>27581740
>you will never have an unemployed human living in your home
Celestia, why live?
>>27589451
> Actually liking the unemployment shit
You know what kind of humans are unemployed? Filthy, lazy niggers. I fucking hate them. Reminds me of my little brother. Celestia, he's a fucking faggot, glad me and some friends kicked him out so he'd actually start doing something productive for a change.
Can you believe he fucking hit on one of them? Really heavy flirting, it was cringe as fuck to watch. And I think she's afillyfooleranyway.
>>27589471
But what if they came here to Equestria? There wouldn't be enough jobs for them, I'm sure.
No job=no money=no home
But I would accomodate them!and they'd be aaall mine.
>>27589491
Maybe they could use that technology shit to help our lives.
Hah, as if anything like what they depict in the show could ever exist
>>27589471
Are you one of those elements?Huge fan by the way.Because I remember some neet who walked into wonderbolt HQ and got zapped by Rainbow Dash when he hit on her in the most cringy way possible.
>>27589510
Can't fucking run away can I
It's rabbit feed this, save the world that. I can't get a fucking break, it's like every week some shit comes up and I have to go to Saddle Arabia or Cloudsdale or something
I just want to sit in my comfy hut and watch MLH all day.
MY LITTLE HUMAN
MY LITTLE HUMAN
AAAA-AAAA-AAAA-AAAA
>>27589550
Someone's gotta do it girl, why not the mares who are best for the job?
>>27589567
Ugh, you're right
I hope the rest of them don't stumble across this thread
>>27589577
>>27589471
Did you just call me a fillyfooler, Flutterbitch?
>>27589670
Oh, go on, tell Twilight. Like she'd believe I'd have said anything like that.Are you?
>>27589691
Oh dont worry, I will tell Twilight... And... Maybe. Depends.
>>27581740
So which famous ponies do you think are fans of My Little Human?
Heard rumors that ever since Luna's return, she's been superfine out on the show.
>>27589670
>>27589691
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>27589710
I think there's somedramagoing on in this thread
Mares, I can only clop to humans now.
I can stare at a stallion cock for hours, but I feel nothing.
A human though? Maregasms all day.
What is happening?
>>27589707
Hi uh you probably dont know me but im your biggest fan
just letting you know somepony is out there for you... not here because i like some dumb little colts show
>>27589766
> I can stare at a stallion cock for hours
Where did it all go wrong
>>27589773
Uhm... Thanks, good to know.
You arent Flutter's creepy brother though? Because if you are...
>>27589766
You're just like the rest of us, sister.
Stallions can never compare.
>>27589792
oh i think youll know who it is..... pretty soon... heh
btw i left a note for you in a bush near the cutie mark cru- uh near applebloom's house
>>27581740
>if they keep shilling the worst kind?
...as opposed to the best kind of Shilling:Time to find a completely different word, I suggest. Just as 'Fag' = Cigarette, and 'Faggot' = Pork Meatball. Also, 'Cuck' nowadays means 'Someone who disagrees with my opinion'
>>27589819STAY IN CHARACTER
>>27589806
...
Scootaloo?
>>27589841
n... no
>>27589833
I'd like to stay IN this character, if you get my meaning...!
>>27589861
Stop posting your celestia-damned human OCs, especially these half-pony hybrid abominations
Don't you gals thing that its interesting that the show writers have shown that the humans in the show think that some of the beasts in the Everfree forest are myths?
I'm pretty sure that its just something that the writers put in to make the world they created more deep but this sort of stuff just keeps cropping up.
Perhaps someday when the show gets to the 2050s some of that genetic engineering stuff that we've seen the humans use to cure their viruses and diseasesI actually really like how the show writers used this to show the ingenuity of the humans and their technology by destroying the smallpox virus and how they are getting close to doing the same to polioto make one of these beasts.
Wouldn't that be cool?Somebody needs to make a green about this
>>27589847
You can't fool me, Scoots. Get off this site! Its not appropiate for little fillies!
>>27589888
Sweetie belle's the one who told me about it
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>>27589883
Maybe one day, humanites' technology will be so advanced they could create a portal to our world.
Right?
R-right?
>>27589913
Well... maybe you and sweetie belle should neet me then for some.. yunno... disciplinary measures. In about an hour?
Also... Is it weird that I suddenly have memories of a purple alicorn princess molesting me? They are certainly new and I cant find anything about them in my diary!
>>27584669
I hear it's the last one or second to last with the possibility of world war III on the horizon. It would be kinda lame to see it come to an abrupt end like that. "Everyone dies the end". Talk about bad writing.
>>27589973
No. You've probably been spending too much time on /pol/, princess don't molest ponies Rainbow Dash. Nothing ever happened like that. Heh-hehheh.
>>27590016
>Earth has no alicorm sister gods to protect it from space
An asteroid their own sun could fly into their plant at any second, that ending sounds pretty believable to me.
>>27590038
Yeah... She looked exactly like you, maybe a bit fatter. By Celestia... The things she did with me...
>>27590072
It was a dream Rainbow, nothing more. At least nothing that could stand in Celestia's court.
>>27590072
Also, whoever did this to you, not saying anyone did -for it was a dream as stated before- was certainly not fat.
>>27590108
A dream you say? Maybe I should visit Luna and ask her if she could dig through my subconscious. Perhaps she finds something about this fat alicorn bitch in it!
>>27590134
She was, though. Her ass was enormous and wobbly. Like jelly!
Just believe... My muzzle spent enough time in it.
>>27590140
>>27590153
No need to get Luna into this Rainbow! Let's get back to the show, it's not like she'll find anything!
>>27590175
You're getting awfully defensive, Twilight... Anything you might want to tell me?
>>27590192
Who's being defensive? I'm not being defensive! Quit being a fillyfooler here Rainbow. Let get's back to show now, and how cute and crazy those humans are.
>>27590213
Is that the fascist party in Britain?
That armband looks familiar.
>>27582195Holy shit, Napoleon was fucking compensating.
>>27590213
...
I'm coming over, Twilight. Now. And once Im there we will have a long, nice talk.
>>27590296
Rainbow, Spike here, I don't what's going on or what this site is, but can you explain to me why Twilight's turning on the portal to the human world.
>>27590323
Oh buck no, she isnt! Try to stop her, Spike. I will nake it worth your time! Ive plenty of blackmail against Rarity!
>>27590323
>portal to the human world.
WAIT
WAIT WHAT
THAT WHORSE HAS A PORTAL?!
ROLEPLAYING IS FORBIDDEN MODS ! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27590528
You are being trolled. As if any of the Bearers come to 4hoof!
(But, let's say you do drink the science bleach and get scientifically translated to Humania, what sort of human would you be?)I'd be a proctologist! No big fat ponuts, just tight little puckers!
>>27590614
id definitely be a neurologist
id learn all about how the humans work and see things,so that i can know how to trick the good ones into doing me!but really, nothing too major.
I am a human male and I am disgusted by the misandry on this thread.
>>27590614
Ah'd be a farmer. Good, hard, honest work.
>>27590890
>implying humans are real
>>27590951
>Implying they're not
My husbando is real and is waiting for me! I know it!
>>27584612
>Das brew
I giggled a little.
>>27582125
Mai husbando. I wish he would ride me across the Alps.
>>27591240
In my dreams, that's me on the bottom.
>>27591263
>double bridle
l... lewd!
/Hay/ here
Which is you favorite human weapon?
Lewdest scene in the show. Prove me wrong, fillies.
>>27591772
>>27591709
>Weaponposting on /mlh/Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle... humans holding those look hot as fuck
>>27591783
>Sex symbol pop star
>Likes to have "events" with foals at every tour stop.
I don't think you're in a position to judge, you sicko mare.
>>27591842
>.50 cal rifle
>not M1911
>mfw
>>27591772
I know it was fanservice, and it doesn't fully make up for all the writers' failures, but I can't say I didn't enjoy it. We'll be seeing some pretty hardcore fapfics about this one, I'm sure.I can hardly wait.
>>27592300
Not considering the new railguns that are being introduced.
>>27593095
like they'll ever have a use in the story.
>>27593095
those things are still horribly impractical, and there's no indication that they're going to be seen as a real rival to conventional missiles anytime soon in the next 10 years.
they hit hard, but they still fuck up your Railgun after only a few shots.
>>27593155
>>27593095
Meanwhile the 1911 is still used by some of the armies. Also has anypony else realized that America only became relevant to the overarching plot like Half way through season 19?
>>27593189
And now it's dominating the show so badly you'd think the writers had forgotten all the other countries.I never thought they'd get rid of the Soviet Union!
>>27593241
With the writing done for that Putin guy the Soviet Union will be back within like 5-6 episodes, mark my words.
>>27589670
>>27589691
Girls, please stop arguing.
>>27590038
>>27590108
>>27590175
>>27590213
And by the way, this isn't me.
>>27590323
I did it because I want you ponies to see that humans are just the same as ponies.
>>27593445
>Implying that I have a human pussy
K.
what do you mares think about their universe?
stars moving on their own
black holes
creepy...
>>27593729
Those were added to make the world feel different enough form our world that younger colts will have less trouble separating it from reality.
>>27593729
>>27593778
Actually, the moon and sun of Equestria didn't always have to be moved by ponies. I did some research, and apparently before the dawn of recorded history, they did move on their own. But then Discord took over the Equestrian Civilisation near the start of recorded history, and moved the sun and moon, making it so they had to be moved. He got bored and retreated into hiding, as draconequi are wont to do, but then it was too late. Then ponies began to move the sun and moon.
Also, Princess Luna doesn't directly move the stars, she just creates atmospheric distortions that result in the stars' apparent positions changing.
>>27593896
What are you some kind of Heliocentrist?
>>27593912
No, I acknowledge that Princess Celestia moves the sun now, it's just that... she hasn't forever.
>>27593925
Next you're gonna say that Cadence can't renew or other wise manipulate love.
>>27593957
I wish she'd manipulate stallions into liking me.
>>27593957
Well, the truth of the matter is, Cadence can do that.
Besides, I've read Celestia and Luna's diary, and I know what happened in their relative childhood.
>>27593925
BLASPHEMY!
>>27581740
>girls
(I really like this thread, we should do it again)
>>27593729
the buck is a black hole?
i havent seen this in any ep.
also look at this cool ''meme''
>>27594493
You'd need to read the novels to get it.
>>27594499
...Black holes do exist, you realise?
>>27594527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
>>27594545that was in-character
>>27594568
well then I guess it's time for this fillyfooler to go to bed.
>>27593896
>Princess Luna doesn't directly move the stars, she just creates atmospheric distortions that result in the stars' apparent positions changing.
>>27587527
What are your feelings on Sylvester Stallone?
>>27594908
I don't know about that human his career seems a bitrocky
>>27594157
Go back to /x/ you fillyfooler.
>>27595631
bucking hate that meme
not the charcter though,he looks hot
>>27596582
Fillyfiddlers all of you.
>>27596597
do you know where you are colt?
were all fillyfoolers here
>inb4 not me you sick mare
p.s i found a neet butt of a background charcter
>>27596582
>human
>filly
eqgfag pls go
>>27596655
fudge i meant
>>27596597
>>27587527
>Stalin
>Stallion
kys you illiterate zigger
>>27594468
>Roleplay a human
>Not even one of the good countries.
This must be more of that quality posting Celestia promised us.
Do you ever think a Human democracy could work here?
>>27594131
I know that feel sister.
>tfw you'll never experience stallion cock or monkey cock for that matter... Why live?
Another estrus cycle I'll just have to deal with on my own...
>>27596821
What about now my little pony?
>>27597575
You have mad editing skills
>>27597589
Just fo you
It has been 4 days since the "Flutter Brutter" episode and some of you anons deciding to get a grip of your life.
So how is the life changing going?
>>27597654
This is some stupid illusion shit.
>>27597718
>life changing
All I did was fill out some applications.
Two, to be exact.
>>27597744
what do you want me to do to demonstrate that i am a human?
>>27597756
Nothing, you've proved your excellent illusion skill
Humans aren't real, andbuck you for getting my hopes up
>>27597752
Better than crying into a pillow. Try filling some more.
>>27597756
well for one stop posting Clearly edited screencaps.
This is my sister
>>27597801
I am so sorry.
>>27594480
(We've literally been doing it for years.)
>>27596012
It's true, though!
>>27594860
Well, there are some stars she moves; those aren't really stars, though, as much as they are motes of light.
>>27597864
(The recent r9k party bus has expanded the board's userbase by about 5-10%)
>>27597801
Dammit where's the bukkake gif generator when you need it? I want to ruin this pic.
>>27597914
(What r9k Party Bus?)
>>27597654
>5,000,000,000+ hrs in ms. paint
Guys I'm struggling to get my Hitler tulpa to have sex with me. What should I do?
>>27599402
Go to bed aryanne.
>>27599474
See this is why we need a holocaust. I bet you're a filthy mud pony
>>27599525
You are an earth pony yourself, Aryanne...
>>27599549
N-no I'm not! You don't know what you're talking about you zigger scum. You shut your dirty mouth.
>>27598523http://mygamestudio.x.fc2.com/bukkake/
>>27587189
I'm glad the non-autocratic communists are on the upturn though.
Too many spooks in that Marxist-Leninism.
>>27593729
>black holes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day:_Resurgence
'The story begins on a Russian outpost on Saturn's moon Rhea, the farthest human settlement in the Solar System. The outpost is destroyed along with most of Saturn's rings when what looks like a black hole opens right next to it.'
The Queen Alien in "Independence Day: Resurgence" is Chrysalis:
>>27599559
ohh i see you lying
you cant fool me nazi
-the jewws
