This is getting ridiculous edition
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>So what is this thread about?
This thread consists of everyone's favorite human, Anon, the only problem is that he's now a cute, green little filly.
>What should I expect?
Fillies, cuteness, shenanigans, and usually a bitchy Twilight.
>Pictures? Pastebins?
Dropobox:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a4t08j9QfWYnKlivtEHxvvuxHddJy29JOPXuJeQijMY/
>I'm a writer!
Awesome! Just be sure to link your pastebin to the OP for Fauvra and President Clop to add!
It's back! Now lets just not let it die again.
I shall provide green tomorrow.
>>27577882
>Now lets just not let it die again.
how?
>>27578114
By gently bumping it with our big, throbbing posts.
>>27578114
this is cute
>>27579217
This is an atryl recolour?
>>27579357
I have no idea. I just saved it because it's nice.
>>27578236
sounds like a plan
>>27579357
yep
>8
I want mote cute trixie, cute things, lewds and shitpost.The other threads are too polite and useful, I can't shitpost there.
>>27580800
>more*
fug
>>27577649
This looks interesting, processed.
>>27580800
who doesnt?
I wish there was more stories about Anon fucking fillyanon.
Like Anon and fillyanon have the same waifu and they end up having a threesome.
superficial bump
Anonfilly: The Search for More Content.
>>27582773
We need an anonfilly edit of this.
>>27582773
i am no artist
but maybe i can draw something shitty later just for the sake of content bumps
>>27583464
pls do it
>>27584038
one day I'll finish the results of the fight
>>27584038
I still remember requesting that
>>27584538
Rd better have that dildo up her ass
>>27584548
I can imagine this Anon getting turned into a filly and saying, "Look! It's Twilight's mom!"
And her response, "It's Grandma, sweetie."
>>27584829
D'aww.
I'm glad this is back because we still need Stand Proud, Crossroads, and All of my Regrets to keep going.
>>27583536
Oh shit, it's happening, the Discord crossover
i swear if i didnt rotate this motherfucking picture right i am going to fucking kill myself like jesus christ i can never get my piece of shit phone to fucking post shit right side up
i promise to never draw again
>>27577649
I want to hold Anon Filly down and cum on her face.
>>27585603
is that on a monitor
and if so, do you not know what a fucking screenshot is
>>27585671
flipnote hatena on dsi
>>27585682
That shit shut down
>>27585856
Some people still use it.
>>27585603
I wouldn't say stop, just practice. Also maybe switch to pencil and paper, or at least scale down the picture some
>>27585603
Did you draw that on a DS? Looks neat.
Boop
>>27586258
i currently dont have an eraser that doesnt leave giant streak marks, but i wil get a good one
and how do you mean scale down
Tactical snatch bump
Requesting Anonfilly edit of this
Hi little filly!
Hey, we can do this. The dadonequus thread has an anonfilly story
>>27589598
please, refer to >>27589418 and it's pic
>>27589598
No, fuck off
>>27589658
But they have like 4 active writters and isn't a bumpfest like us. We just have to move there
>>27589834
then you can go yourself, faggot
if nobody wants to leave the house, it doesnt mean you cant leave yourself.
Bump
>>27586057
Wait for real id get the 3ds one but i aint giveing Nintendo shit
>>27584919
dude this thing is spreading >>27589632
>>27589632
Pure AIDS.
Not the drawing but the topic.
>>27589834
What the fuck am I supposed to do without Crossroads, Stand Proud, and AllOfMyRegret?
This sucks...
>>27590833
I really need STAND PROUD to return, I was really enjoying his story.
What happened to him?
>>27590854
He overmasturbated.
>>27590854
>>27590873
maybe he is busy masturbating to part 4
>>27591008
Yeah, part 4 has been great so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejMrz3fgYpU
It only makes me want more of STAND PROUD's story though.
Magical bump
>>27592984
http://imgur.com/4B8R5zt
>>27593254
Approved
When can we put a missing persons report out for Stand Proud?
>>27593254
Unf
I like the idea of Anonfilly being incredibly vulgar
>>27596070
kek
Continueing from my pastebin, disregard the last two posts I made.
http://pastebin.com/rvmJj7bs
~~~
>Taking your bowl into a more or less steady grip between your foreleg's ankles, you stare into the colourless liquid it contains as a stray thought hits you.
>Surrogate mother? Do you really see Trixie as this?
>What a weird notion...
>On the one hand, you're technically a fully grown adult who is more than capable to look after himself and make his own decisions, but on the other...
>You're a fucking filly right now. A fact that makes it rather hard to live on your own and thus you kinda need someone to look after you.
>As much as you want to deny it, but that's the sad truth.
>And Trixie did a pretty fine job doing exactly that, didn't she? Well... For the most part that is.
>She took you off the streets and under her proverbial wings without asking a single question or even any ulterior motives.
>The latter being something that you can't say about too many ponies who took interest in you... More than once you had to run away from stallions or even mares who took a few too many strides, a bit too close to you.
>Thanks to those encounters you developed a healthy sense of paranoia that you learned to embrace and love more and more as you travelled further and further away from Ponyville.
>And it nearly didn't make you trust Trixie when she first approached you... For you she was just like the other who just wanted to use you for whatever personal gain or satisfaction they sought from you.
>Luckily she was rather insisting on helping you and conveyed you her offer in a non-creepy and friendly way.
>Otherwise you would have most likely done what you always did: Opt for flight and maybe a kick in the shins before that.
>But fortunately you didn't.
>Without her, who knows what would have happened to you by now? Equestria isn't exactly a safe place for a lonesome foal.
>So wouldn't it be right to think her as such? To call her your surrogate mother?
>...
>But would that be fair to your real one?
>She didn't ceased to exist, just because only god knows how many light years separate her from you right now.
>At least you hope so...
>A quiet sigh escapes your lips and your bring the bowl closer to your muzzle, letting the sharp smack of the claw fill your nostrils.
>Doesn't smell one bit better than before, but at least you don't have to gag any more.
>God... You didn't entertain thoughts of her for a good while now.
>How is she doing? Does she still mourn you and keep your old room neat and tidy for the improbable case you might return some day?
>You sure do hope she doesn't...
>Because this isn't going to happen... Ever. Twilight made this more than clear when you asked her about the possibilities of finding a way back home for you.
>Something about the way magic works in space and how she doesn't even know from where you exactly came from and some other shit like that.
>That's just another sad truth.
>If you're lucky there is already an empty grave with your name on it somewhere in your home town with, perhaps, a few flowers on it.
>This would be for the better for everyone. You and your sanity included... The thought of her still suffering is one you couldn't stand.
>Sighing again, you tear your eyes away from your beverage and shift your gaze to Trixie and Grim, who are still arguing and laughing with each other.
>What a funny sight... Seeing Trixie like this really makes a small smile spread on your lips.
>So... It's alright, you guess?
>Blood is thicker than water, isn't it? You wouldn't replace your real mother just because...
>Just because...
>You need a new one?
>With the bowl still in your hooves, you throw your head back and begin to stare vacantly at the ceiling, trying process the scrambled mess of thoughts in your brain.
>Need... Need... Need... Do you really? What makes you think this?
>Can't your relationship with Trixie work on any other level? Just as friends? Or maybe travel companions? Does it really have to be a mother-son or mother-daughter or whatever one?
>The other possibilities didn't even come to your mind until now.
>Perhaps because in all the time you've spent with her, you never did think of her as anything else as some kind of motherly figure?
>Even with the initial distance between her and you at the beginning, she did her best to take care of you and teach you things.
>Just as a mother would do with her child.
>This raises the question...
>As what does she see you?
>Her friend? Her apprentice? Her daughter?
>She did mention that she loves you a few times. So... The latter?
>But on the other hand she always gets fairly flustered when someone calls you her daughter or her your mother.
>Out of embarrassment or sheer surprise you don't know.
>It's quite adorable, though.
>So perhaps she isn't as comfortable with this notion as you might have thought.
>Although...
>>27596742
Good stuff. Please keep going nonny.
>Beforehand, when you told Grim that Trixie wasn't your real mother, she looked rather disappointed and sad.
>As if she would have liked to hear something else from you...
>So she does think of her as your mother? But not in public, or what?
>Oh man... Why must everything be so fucking complicated and unclear.
>Sighing deeply, you shake your head and retrieve it again, rolling your neck a few times to get the strain out of it.
>And why do you even care so much? It's not like this would change anything.
>Life would go on nevertheless.
>You would still help her out with her shows and she would still look after you and help you to get a grip on your magic.
>In the end it doesn't really matter as what you see each other. Mother, daughter, teacher, pupil or even just friends.
>Or... Does it?
>...
>You don't know. You don't fucking know.
>"Something the matter, Hornet?"
"H-Huh?"
>"Y' got awfully quiet squirt. Did the alcohol get to yer head?"
"Umm... No. I was just in thought."
>Looks like Grim and Trixie came to a truce while you were pondering, since Trixie is holding a full bowl in her magic grip.
>"Maybe we should relocate this to the pillows? Hornet looks a bit tired and Trixie's flanks are starting to hurt."
>"Aye. M' ass isn't the youngest and most plush either any more. Let's."
>"G-Grim!"
>"Oh, shut up, Trixie. Y' can't seriously tell m' that she doesn't know what an ass is!"
>"Still..."
That's it. Its about half of what I wanted to write today, so this part is "unfinished", but I have to go to work now.
Also I don#t know if it's good or even makes sense, so there's that...
Anyway, I will try to get back into writing and update more often again.
>>27596766
This is really good.
>>27596773
It's really good.
>>27596773
Gods damn, that's really good part. Thanks!
>>27596773
based fucker
>>27596773
Based writefag we love you.
>>27596773
BASED
>>27583066
wat
Animated bump
I want to huff her fillyfarts
>>27599444
>trips wasted on this nonsense
>>27599444
Trips checked. I'll huff em' with ya.
anonfilly tentacle-rape something whenI asked for it at wrong thread and triggered some normies
>>27599651
Your fetish is shit and you should kill yourself.
>>27596773
It's good stop doubting it; I want to see more of this green, it's got so much potential still.
>>27599660
no, its not^:)
>>27600582
>cleaning clean hooves
>>27600582
tentacle rape is autism
hoof fetish is god-tier
>>27600879
>rape
anon...
>>27601429
>fillyanon watches and masturbates as twilight gets tentacle raped
>>27601429
Lol holy shit, the science
>>27596773
Please continue.
I'm eager for so much more.
>Twilight thinks she finally has a spell to change Anon back into a human.
>She casts it, but magic shenanigans occur.
>Now Anon is an adult, but still a mare.
>And now Twilight is a little filly.
>Anon has to try and be responsible for looking after Filly Twi while waiting for Celestia to come back from some vacation or whatever deus ex machina usually causes responsible and helpful people to be unreachable.
>>27601988
>filly twi try science again
>shits and gigglesnichijouhappens
So I going to try to get a fag to make an fillyanon SFM/gmod file, afterward I Plan to make a animation is SFMOr get someone else to animate it anywayI Am using a fem scout from TF2 pitched up a bit for it, what do you think?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P8lHS6W34E
>>27602223
I think it fits. Maybe make it a bit more "childlike". Like Scoots voice.
>>27602233
I don't want to push it any higher, or we'll end up with Anon chipmunks, Any Idea's howAny I used scootaloo to check if IAm high enough
>>27599651
>I asked for it at wrong thread and triggered some normies
That's because the dadonequus thread is composed by a bunch of pussies who can't stand lewdTheir stories are super fucking cute tho
>>27602223
That VA has a hilarious voice good job bra.
>>27578114
We are the knights that say...Nyx
>>27602239
Saved.
>>27600879
No, kill yourself.
>>27601493
>Only watches>"Hmm...Well I've not tried my girl parts..."She proceeds to bait them to take her, but it's more than she expects plus she's very sensitive
>>27603956
>She tries to get the tentacles to fuck her.
>The tentacles, for some reason,probably magic or some kind of weird consentacles, wherein Anonfilly is too young to consent,aren't into fillies.
>Once again, Twilight's science and/or magic has messed things up; one of them being when Twilight turned her into a filly, but now when the tentacles Twilight created have a moral code.>Fuck the code.
Fucking hell, how hard is to to get an Filly anon model in SFM, the fucking 3D fags have gone tits up, and I am not fucking doing it my self.
>>27604225
There's one on: thatgodawfulpinkthing.tumblr.com/downloads
>>27604225
>Not making the worst possible model known to man.
>>27604225
Just use Nyx's model and make it green and black :^)
>>27604667
Fuck off.
>>27604801
:^(
>>27604667
Can't Nyx is going to be present as well, Anon filly is triring to passively kill her by stealing littlepip's guns. Littlepip for some butfucking reason sides with Nyx and won't just shoot the bitch where she stands.
Tl;dr. It's hard to kill someone when they have a one pone army.
>>27604308
Ah, that will work nicely thank you
>>27606103
Tis' adorable I decree!
>>27606883
>slam through the wall, debris flying everywhere
>walk over and cut a piece of cake for myself
>jump on the table
>kick the cake straight into her face, yelling "HAH!"
>turn 720 degrees and moonwalk off the table and out the hole in the wall while eating the cake
>>27607771
Silly filly. Go back to bed so mommy Twi can have cuddles with her friend.
>>27596788
>>27597373
>>27597836
>>27597921
>>27598345
>>27599732
>>27601681
Wow... Seven (you)s for something I didn't even think was particularly good.
>>27599732
I'm just very self conscious about my writing and I don't know why. Sometimes I just think that what I wrote doesn't make much sense or is enjoyable to read.
Anyway...
Next update should be tomorrow. Tonight I'm too tired an drunk to write.
>>27602340
i think the main writer for that thread approves of lewd. he just won't write any himself.
>>27608875
nice
>>27609462
jesus FUCK thats cute
>>27609462
I'd fill that viking.
>>27610093
this is cute as fuck
i want some more of these two characters interacting
>>27610156
Yea they pair together pretty well.
With how both got some thicker skin and questionable ways.
I think a story with these two would be great.
Bumpity
Anonfilly writing past sins
>>27611498
Anonfilly was sent to the moon.
>>27610093
Cute!
>>27611740
Then she comes back 1000 years later, still looking the way she did when she was sent to the moon. Also, there is a new holiday called Anonymous Day, where everyone dresses up in obscuring clothing and tries to act as anonymous as they can, and maybe everyone tries to guess who each other is. Then they all have a spaghetti dinner.
>>27612499
I should add: maybe they try to hide their power level, and get others to lose their spaghetti.
Also, I wonder how Anonfilly would react when she finds out about this holiday after she was stuck on the moon for 1000 years.
>>27614018Nyxmas
what draw?
>>27614915
filly showing fellow school kids the wonders of alcohol
>>27614979
Yes
>>27615172
Kek
>>27615172
kek
>>27615172
Now force some alcohol into Noi. Let her feel the buzz.
>>27615327
yes
>>27615327
anally
>>27615530
yes
>>27615603
Nice. Now convince her that its totally normal for fillies to experiment with each other.
>>27615614
Yes please
>>27615847
>inb4 noi beats anon up with the help of liquid prideand he enjoys it too much
>>27615915
*courage
what the fuck is happening to me today
>>27615172
what the fuck is a noi
>>27616130
>inb4 this is anon's fetish
>>27615954
>not knowing noi
>>27615954
You are a newfag of the highest tier, sir.
>>27616229
Noi is so fucking cute.
>>27616229
well yeah I only got into the show last monthim sorry, I thought she was a fan character
>>27616240
What, last month? How did you get into the show? And why are in this thread?
>>27616265
Im trying to catch up with all the content you lot put out.
Also I like anonfilly.
>>27616173
>>27616296
Are you from__/b/__?
>>27616300
nope. I mostly go to /v/ and /co/. I can into some fan content further back and it made me want to get the injokes. I originally saw the premier and brushed it off as not for me.
>>27616304
>brushed it off as not for me.fan of fandom?
>>27616537
No, I said I *originally* brushed it off as not for me. I encountered fan made stuff which made me watch the actual show. I'm all caught up now.
>>27616549
neat
I hope you join in thesecret club'sstreaming tomorrow.
>>27616727
how would a newfag even find such a secret stream
>>27616736
Because its a secret.r/mlpanniversary
on cytube
The sticky have a bunch of streaming sites though
test bump
>>27616130
I believe liquid pride means tears. That's liquid... something, but I don't think it's liquid pride.
>>27617545
FoodShe's trying to feed anon like a Pegasus
>>27606103
Careful anonfilly, you'll start a howl
>>27617686
get the fuck out furfag
>filly
>>27618121
"yeah like that, but somewhere lower."
Woah some shit went down in this thread
>>27618684
Some drawfaggy shit.
Nyx > Noi
>>27615172
>>27615603
>>27615847
>>27616130
>Be anon filly.
>Late evening.
>You've stolen some of AJ's hardest cider.
>You're a fucking willy little filly.
>Already drank maybe half the jug.
>But damn you're lonely.
>Spot a close acquaintance across the street.
>I'ts Noi, the little filly with an oddly french accent.
>Damn she's a cut little slut.
>Well she would be if she was a little drunk, you think.
>You can feel the courage of a mole worth of alcohol molecules surge through your little filly brain.
>You call out to her from across the street.
"Hey Noi!!!"
>"Ummm yes hornet?"
>you saddle up next to her, uncomfortably close for the little tan filly.
"Have you *hic* have you ever had hard cider befoooore?"
>Damn this stuff is hitting you harder than it should.
>"N-no... You, you shouldn't be drinking that... you'll get in trouble."
>Shes edging further away from you.
>You'll have none of it, and keep your close proximity.
"Nonsense Noi! Here, have some."
>She's visibly distraught, looking to the side.
>"N-no thanks." She says in her cut little French accent.
"D-don't be a PUSSY!"
>You shove the jug to her muzzle, forcing her to take a large swig.
>Her eyes go wide as she's forced to drink the bittersweet fermented apple juice.
>After you're satisfied with her consumption, you remove the jug, letting her breath.
>She's coughing, falling back on her haunches.
"*cough, my *cough* myyy, why are youuuu.... ohhh"
>It's taking effect faster thank you though.
>She's starting to sway side to side a bit.
>She's looking at you with those big blue eyes, so full of confusion and wonder at the new feelings rushing through her young body.
>"I ughhh *hick* wow..."
>You get in close to her, bumping your flank against hers.
>This is your moment, she's like putty in your hooves.
>You give her another swig; she puts up no resistance, willingly taking the jug from your hooves.
>You wrap a hoof around her bewildered head.
>>27619445
"It's totally normal for fillies to experiment with each other y'know."
>This is it.
>She's buying it.
>You can see in the alcohol glazed eyes shes giving you that she wants you.
>You want her.
>You take a moment to admire her through your own double vision.
>Slender little blond body.
>Sweet blank flank, just waiting for your hooves to caress.
>Tail gently swaying in expectation.
>You can feel a warmths between your legs.
>You may not have a dick, but damn do you want her.
>You want to taste her sweet juices.
>And you want her to lap up yours like it was the sweet alcohol that you've given her.
>You lean in to her face.
>Close your eyes.
>The last thing you see is a look of complete confusion upon her muzzle, or maybe nausea.
>A second later.
>Yep definitely nausea.
>You feel it before your ears register the sound.
>A hot geyser of vomit against your face.
>Your eyes open to shock as Noi continues to dowse you in her stomach contents.
>Hard cider mixed with daisy sandwiches and stomach acid.
>The smell i putrid.
>As she slows down, and eventually comes to a stop she's streaming "sorries" through her tears.
>You sit there with your nearly empty jug of hard cider in abject silence.
>You've never been so turned on.
>Covered in the alcoholic vomit of an innocent filly.
>She offers to take you back to her house to clean you up.
>You accept.
>You follow in her wobbly hoof steps back to her house.
>Ponies stare at you the whole way.
>You stare at her flank most of the time.
>...Want me to get pornographic with this?
>>27619485
Get out
>>27619485
Of course
>>27619496
Fuck off
>>27619485
pleasestay
>>27619485
yes
>>27619445
>>27619485
>drunken filly will never puke all over you
why live?
>>27619485
PLEASE!
>>27619496
TITS OR GTFO!
Requesting Anonfilly trying to say she's pissed off but everytime she does she says "peeved" instead. Getting more annoyed by it, then an angry Twilight stands behind her with a bar of soap.
WAKE UP YOU FUCKING NYX DEGENERATES
>>27623949
what the fuck?
>>27623981
History.
>>27624469
I feel im missing context
>>27623949
Thingpone a cute.
>>27623949
>>27624512
Are there any Anonfilly and Thingpone stories?
>>27625428
>Be Anonfilly.
>You're walking in the forest, cursing your lot in life. Seriously, you went from being a grown man into being a tiny little filly. Life sucks right now.
>And Twilight can go fuck herself, as far as you're concerned.
>You kick a rock with one of your hooves and it goes sailing off into the forest.
>You hear a dull thud, followed by the sound of something moving through the bushes.
>You're suddenly very aware of a few things:
>It's a dark, moonlit night.
>You're in the middle of the Everfree forest.
>And you're completely alone.
>You curse your stupidity.
>You turn around and start walking back toward town.
>You're about halfway there when you hear the twig snap behind you.
>You freeze.
>Your new pony ears swivel around. You can hear some leaves crunching under the feet, or hooves, of...something.
>It stops the second you stop moving.
>This is most definitely not good.
>You start walking again, a little faster this time.
>The crunching and crackling starts up again.
>And it starts getting louder.
>Fuck this.
>You run.
>Whatever's following you gives an inhuman roar that makes your blood run cold.
>The rustling gives way to loud crashing and stomping.
>It's still gaining on you.
>You curse your tiny filly legs for being so stubby.
>You can see Twilight's castle now. It looms over the rest of the town like a lighthouse.
>You push your new body as hard as you can, but you can still hear your pursuer's steps getting louder and louder.
>It's almost right on top of you.
>You feel tears running down your face.
>You glance back, hoping to get a glimpse of what's about to kill you.
>Words fail you.
>The thing behind you looks like a mishmash of a pony and so many unspeakable horrors. It twists and turns on itself, changing its shape and form to move faster.
>The only part you can definitely recognize is the head of a mare, staring right at you.
>The thing is smiling at you, like a mother would to a frightened child.
>You scream.
>>27609462
>Came to this thread for the first time because someone told me I should check something out.
>Scrolls down.
>Finds the Anonfilly from my story.
>>27625918
I bet you can't find this shitty prototype one in your home general:^)
>>27625858
Moar m8. Thing pone is best pone.
>>27625858
>>Fuck this.
>>27625956
Not bad, are you the same drawfag or a different one?
>>27626001
Same.
To do cute things I have to go through the horrendous.
>>27626048
I was going to say something like "fuck off autist" because that's what everyone else is doing. But I won't.
>>27625858
>You look forward again.
>Your mind is racing. The town is too far away for you to reach.
>But this thing is big.
>Maybe if you ran into the trees, you'd be able to buy yourself some time.
>The Thing stops running.
>Fearing that it's about to jump you, you duck and run into the trees.
>You trip over a loose branch, and go careening down a hill.
>You crash into a tree. You don't feel any pain, but that's probably just the adrenaline.
>You scramble to hide behind the tree.
>You stuff a hoof into your mouth to muffle your breathing.
>You can hear it.
>It's moving slowly, now. Looking for you.
>And it's...
>Jesus fucking Christ, it's talking.
"Are you OK in there?"
>It's mocking you.
>It may sound like a mare concerned for your well being, but you've seen more than enough horror movies to know that it's just taunting you.
>You channel your inner Big Boss and start crawling.
>The thing sounds like it's walking away.
>You keep crawling.
>Hopefully you'll reach the edge of the forest soon, and then you'll be ale to make a run for the town.
>Suddenly the thing's footsteps (hoofsteps?) start getting louder again.
"I can hear you over there."
>You get up and run.
>Or rather, you try to run.
>You make it a good three steps before you fall down.
>Your rear left leg is bent at an unnatural angle.
>Your eyes widen in both pain and realization.
>There's no way you can get away from this thing now.
>It's very close now.
>You desperately crawl forward.
>You can see the edge of the forest.
>Just a bit more and you'll be out of it.
>Your efforts pay off.
>You're out of the forest now.
>You can see the town, lit up like a Christmas tree.
>You keep crawling.
>A brown hoof lands in front of you.
>You stop, and stare at it.
>You slowly lift your head up.
>The thing is standing over you.
>It's staring right at you.
>It looks worried.
"You don't look too good, kid."
>More taunting. Wonderful.
>You close your eyes and prepare for the inevitable.
>>27626131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edBkvdf-_dc
>>27626132
If this isn't sexual, I like were this is going.
>>27626344
Not sure if being guarded by Anonfilly is actually a good thing
>>27626132
>Surprisingly, the inevitable never comes.
>Instead, you feel...something...lift you up.
>You open your eyes.
>The thing puts you on its back.
>It looks like a normal pony now.
>...Except for the eyeball looking at you from the back of its head.
>It just stares at you.
>The thing starts walking.
>Well, at least it hasn't killed you.
>Yet.
>By this point, your broken leg is really making itself known.
"Jeez, that looks bad. What were you doing out here, anyway?"
>The shapeshifting monster from Hell is asking you why you were walking in the forest in the middle of the night.
>Something about this seems very wrong.
>You grumble out something.
>"Right, well, I'm going to get you to the hospital, OK?"
>This must be some sort of dying dream. The monster's eating you and this is what your mind is making you see instead of that.
>The thing walks into town, and makes its way to the hospital.
>You're lifted up by a claw and gently placed on the ground.
>You're having trouble staying awake.
>The thing changes into a brown mare with an orange mane, and walks inside.
>A few moments later, that one nurse pony rushes out and starts checking over you.
>The thing is not far behind.
>It's at this point that your brain decides to shut off.That's all I got for today, guys. See you tomorrow.
>>27626517
Cya tomorrow. This is good, can't wait to read more.
>>27626517
I'm glad there's at least 1 story with Anonfilly and Thingpone, if there aren't any others.
>>27626517
Retarded shit. Don't come back.
>>27626741
fuck off
>>27626741
Why so angry Anon?
>>27626517
Thanks doc.
>>27626769
fuck off
>>27616824
If this webm doesn't prove that the internet is no different from a schizophrenic coked out possessed guy screaming in a billion voices while a billion more ramble on like madmen, each talking a mile a minute, I don't know what will.
>>27626797
>saving a picture of a gif
off fuck
>>27626048
Fuck off and while you're at it take a powerdrill to your balls and stick a fork in an electrical socket you double nigger.
>>27628577
get the fuck out, nigger
>>27628593
i WILL USE YOUR FUCKING WIFE'S LEFT FOOT TO FUCK YOUR WIFU'S RIGHT EYE
>>27628162
D'aww
Wow, the mods are literally giant douchebags. There was literally nothing wrong with those previous posts and yet they deleted it.
Welcome to neo-/mlp/
population: fuck you
No wonder this fandom is dying, all our mods are /b/ tier faggots that hate ponies.
>tfw you will never get high by huffing anonfilly's fillyfarts
>>27630235
>fillyfarts are 100x more potent than THC with zero negative health effects
>anonfilly finds a way to bottle her own fillyfarts along with those of other fillies and makes a fortune selling them
>>27630260
>just one hit of fillyfart is enough to make you goddamn near catatonic
>Equestrian government bans the sale of fillyfart claiming it's dangerous and highly addictive
>fillies all over the world are now required by law to wear magically enchanted fillyfart-neutralizing panties
>>27630235
>>27630260
>>27630277
This really should not expand dong but it does. Green when?
>>27630277
>a new support group pops up to help fillyfart addicts get their life back on track
>FFA - FillyFarts Anonymous
>oh if only they knew the irony of their name
>>27626517
Can't Thingpone just repair his leg by assimilating it and rearranging his cells into a healed state?
>>27629420
Her face looks a bit weird, but other than this, I like it.
>Twilight goes full lesson zero on anon filly since she doesn't want to learn a lesson, she will force a FRIENDSHIP lesson.
>>27630221
lel, they actually deleted it
get rekt nyxfags, you're not welcome here
>>27630996
The mod is actually the nyx-barneyfag
>>27631735
Either way, he's based as fuck.
>>27632007
Yeah, gotta love the time he DELETED THE FUCKING THREAD SEVERAL TIMES
>>27631695
I will sexual the filly. You cannot stop me.
>>27632142
But-- you are the filly.
>>27632393
Exactly.
>>27632467
So, you're gonna sexual yourself?
>>27626517
>You wake up.
>For a moment you don't recognize the ceiling.
>And then the memory of last night hits you.
>You push yourself up with your hooves and look over your surroundings.
>You're in a bed in a small, white room. Your broken leg now has a cast on it.
>You collapse back into the bed.
>Twilight is going to murder you when she finds out what you did.
>You close your eyes again, sigh, and drag your hooves across your face.
>You hear something squeak.
>You open your eyes and sit up.
>Sitting in a chair right next to your bed is the thing from last night.
>It's staring at you.
>Your eyes widen.
>The thing starts talking.
>"How ya feeling, kid?"
>You blink.
"...What?"
>"I said, how ya feeling?"
>Words fail you.
>The thing chuckles and stands up.
>"I'd love to keep talking with you, kid, but I've got something I need to do before I leave."
>The thing places its front hooves on your cast.
>It looks at your for a moment.
>"Do me a favor? Don't scream."
>And then the thing's hooves shift into monstrous claws and cut right through the cast.
>You're too terrified to scream.
>The thing's hoof-claws settle on your broken leg.
>And then they start to force themselves into your skin.
>Strangely enough, you don't feel any pain yet.
>You can feel something happening to your leg now that the thing's merged with it.
>The bones are fixing themselves.
>You can feel the split vanishing, your bone simply rebuilding itself.
>And holy shit it's starting to get really painful.
>Before it gets too unbearable, however, the thing removes its claws from your leg.
>The claws reform into hooves.
>It looks at you one more time.
>"You tell anyone I did that, and you're gonna be in a lot of trouble. And trust me, I'll hear about it."
>"See you around, kid."
>And with that, the thing walks out of the room.
>You look down at your leg.
>It doesn't look like you even scratched it.
>You'd ask what just happened, but right now, you're too busy faintingShit ending
>>27632990
>implying you wouldn't sexual your filly self
>>27633191
I liked this.
>>27633498
No, Nyx is not welcome here. Fuck off.
Other Nyx images were already deleted by the mods.
>>27628577
>>27626344
>>27626330
>>27626048
Remember to report trolls like >>27633531
>>27633550
lel
"trolls"
Nyxfags don't belong here, they derail the thread and aren't welcome.
>>27633562
Correction, (You) derail the threads. You constantly report images to try and get nyxfags banned. You've done nothing but been a burden to this thread, more so than Nyxfags. At least they've tried to make content. You're just a shitposter trying to get a reaction. That's all you've ever done since Nyx came here and I'm sick of it.
>>27633531
>>27633562
You're dealing with shitposters like an eight year old. Good job.
>>27633562
I'm sick to death of this Barneyfag level bullshit.
>>27633584
Ah yes, the shitposting Nyxfags trying to take over the threads isn't derailing, but trying to get rid of them is. You must be European.
Their "content" is nothing but Nyx bullshit with token Anonfilly to justify even being here because no one else accepts them. The only people who do accept them here are fucking retards.
>trying to get a reaction
The only reaction I want is for them to fuck off out of this thread.
>>27633584
>>27633585
>>27633609
I appreciate your concern but I care for you guys. Clearly he will never leave, I'll be the better man and say goodbye. I wish you all well and hope your content grows. If you see Nyx appear any more after this chances are it's either a falseflag or this barneyfag. I'm not gonna let him hurt you again.
>>27633654
Finally.
Build wall
>>27633620
>You must be European.
And you must be retarded. Nice to meet you.
>>27633654
I want to pet Nyx and tell her everything's okay.
>>27633837
I want to take Nyx's ballsack and mine in my hands and squeeze them both together tightly to the point of ball pain.
>>27633654
It's assholes like him are why a nyx general never really came to be like the FOE gen and the new Snowdrop gen
>>27634502
Honestly, I'd prefer the Nyxfags have their own general, that way they wouldn't have shit up this one for so long.
But the Nyxfag is gone now, so all is good.
>>27634522
Dubs
>Implying that there wasn't more then oneHi fuckers
Welp, time to create some content for you guys I guess.
Last time: http://pastebin.com/EgRMBRxe
This time:
>You awake to the sunlight hitting your head with a rock.
>metaphorically of course.
>Welp, at least now you can-
>You're in your room
>FUCK
>You find a paper note on the end table near your bed.
>Dear sweetie,
>and we're off to a great start
>I found you sleepwalking last night around the castle
>Well, at least she doesn't suspect anything
>So I'm looking up the spell in my library for any side effects
>okay what is she trying to tell me-
>While you enjoy your first day of school
>FUCK AGAIN
>Great, now she's sending you to school
>First you get turned into a small horse
>Now she's sending you to horse school
>Perfect
>You look through the crack between the blinds
>The sheer amount of pastel colors outside is enough to make your eyes hurt
>Like the background of the Asriel fight more undertale
>on steroids
>God, maybe you could take some money off of Purple horse and buy yourself some tinted contact lenses
>Maybe then the sights will at least be manageable
>Should they be blue?
>or should we go straight to black...
>Let's start with blue and work our ways towards black if need be.
>Thanks brain
>No prob
That's all I got for now might write a little later.
>>27633191
Was a comfy reading.
thanks.
>>27633191
>Shit ending
It doesn't have to end. There could always be more.
>>27636132
Lost my shit at that.
>>27635551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P8lHS6W34E
>>27633654
well that's depressing
>>27639244
Hasn't anyone fixed the colours on Twilight's mane and tail yet?
>>27639741
Apparently not. But you can be the first to do so!
>>27639244
Why does Twalot have a pot leave cutie mark in the last panel?
>>27640190
That's one ugly monstrosity.
>>27633272
This
>>27636132
Still better at drawing than me.
Hello again, /mlp/
Pardon the small hiatus that I had partaken in, and would like to return to continuing the story.
However, I will be making another change to how certain interactions will work, and switching to a more Dungeons and Dragons style format for Anonfilly's stats
I've switched them from the previous S.P.E.C.I.A.L. type format to what they are now, but would like to take a vote on what her two skill proficiencies will be
Outcomes for Stat checks will be ruled by Critical Fail, Fail, Success, Critical Success
The most Emerald will be able to carry for now will be 10 total weightKeep in mind that the setup compared to traditional D&D may end up being a bit loose in comparison, I personally don't know all the extents, norms, and 'rules' of how it's to be played, and will go off on the fact that it's usually different for each DMI don't remember if this is my tripcode, but if it's not, this is my new one. I won't forget this one
Votes are up for her proficient skills, as well as being open for ideas/suggestions/concepts to add to her character
Hopefully I'm back and here to stay,at least until the story reaches some sort of resolve, but any continuation will be decided when the time comes
>>27637468
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P8lHS6W34E
>>27641907
Continuing from http://pastebin.com/ZxXGDew5
>You walk along, staring off as you follow the three, who are currently going on about how some tree is important to Ponyville’s history
>But you’re really only half listening, humoring them on their ‘tour’ of ponyville
>You look around ponyville
>You see Sugarcube Corner is open, with several ponies already either inside, sitting around outside, or walking out
>You also see a boutique poking out from above a few houses
>And if you squint your eyes a bit, you swear you can see some sort of farm out in the distance.
>”...and that’s why you never put ice cream on a bench if it’s under a tree!” you hear Scootaloo say as she points where a bench must’ve been, only there’s a tree with a large burn spot underneath it
>You honestly don’t know if it’s a good idea to question it, but you give her a nod anyways
>”Also, speaking of missing things, I couldn’t find my scooter yesterday, so if you see a blue one, or a scooter somewhere at all, let me know, I’ll give you something if you help find it!” She says, giving you a small nudge before she walks forward to walk next to the others
>You keep that in mind, looking up to the sky
>What should you do today?
Okay, finally recovered from the food poisoning I got myself last friday.
I will start writing tomorrow again.
>>27642054
Check if anyone interesting is nearby. If not, just keep following them.
waifubump
>>27642879
bump
>>27642879
I wanna be her pillow.
>>27643507
We all want that... To feel her tight, plump nether lips... To taste her subtle, yet sweet taste... Unf.
>>27643540
As an actual filly I find this very disturbing.
>>27643563
If you're an actual filly you are legally obligated to post your filly bits.
>>27641468
>don't copying artists to git gud
You lazy filly.
>>27636132
>that PoneAnon face
Cracks me up every time.
>>27642054
>>27642118
>You look around once more
>You see pinkie dragging out a small cannon, along with a few bags of paper streamers
>You look back to the three, before you walk over to Pinkie
"Hey Pinks, watcha' doing?"
>She ignores you, taking the bag before diving into the cannon
>She then pops out from behind your tail, grabbing your head and pointing to a city in the clouds
>Oh hey, that's a city in the clouds
>"Well, Emerald, I was about to go up there, that's Cloudsdale, to go visit my friend Rainbow Dash! She said she would help taste test a few new recipes I had, but she didn't show up, so I thought I'd come to her!"
>You nod, slipping out of her head grasp
"Well, would you mind if I came along?"
>She shakes her head, smiling "I don't know if you've met Dashie but all the fillies and colts love her, so I know you will too!" She says
>Pinkie plops herself down into the cannon, patting the small space next to her
“Um, Pinkie, is this safe?”
>”Well of course it is, you silly filly! We’re just going to fire ourselves out of a cannon, and into the sky, hoping that I angled it right before we become paste on the ground!” She says, giving a gigglesnort
>Before you can reconsider your life choices, you’re pulled into a pink-filled hug as the cannon fires.
>Straight for the city in the clouds
>>27643895
>Shaky hands don't allow making straight or curvy lines.
Yeah I don't think copying is going to work.
>>27644127
Jesus fucking Christ that handwriting.
>>27644192
If you have Paint Tool SAI, crank up the stabilization.
It won't turn your seismograph output during earthquake into a perfect line but it'll make your life a bit easier.
>>27643603
But aunti Tw- I mean, my mare friend told me it's not safe to do so.
>>27644192
>Shaky hands
If is not a disease then you just have to practice.
>>27644231
>>27644374
Alright then.
>>27645295
Feral anonfilly?dam I miss that story
>>27615172
Who is Noi and why is she being abused?
>>27641907
Sorry I'm late but what are the proficiency options?
>>27645387
Yeah. Sill incomplete from when she walked back into the forest with Twilight right there.
>>27644127
Sweet.
Glad you're back man.
Have her scream, "My only regret is being a lil silly filly!"
>>27645670
>Who is Noi
A filly.
>why is she being abused?
Because you're bad drunk.
>>27645973
>Because you're bad drunk.
Kek
>>27647028
Page nine not fine
ULTIMATE SHIELD BREAKER BUMP!
>>27645387
>>27645774
Yeah, I hit writers block super hard. I wrote a bit more the other day, but couldn't get past it and don't have any of that posted yet. At most I've got a small update, but I'm always lurking the threads as long as I'm at home and online.
>>27648686
Glad to see you're still around
>>27648957
Trust me, I really want to continue and finish the story. I have most of the ending planned out and have since the beginning, but I feel just jumping to the end right now is too quick and I'm just having trouble filling the space in between.
>>27647028
How would Twilight and Flurry's parents react if they walked in and saw this?
>>27648686
Any ETA on an update?Feral anonfilly best anonfilly
>>27649922
I suppose I could drop what little I've got right now, if you want. I did add some to it last week, the rest I've been sitting on for months.
Honestly, I'm not really happy with it and feel like I'm rushing by a lot of what happens.
>>27650434
Nice.
Testing new thing
>>27650527
It seems nice bulge thing.What are you testing?
>>27650571
This new app i got called MediBand
>>27650655
>MediBang
nice
Lookie there! Cross managed to update his patebin after a fucking week!
http://pastebin.com/rvmJj7bs
Also I'm "well" into the next part and should be able to post it tomorrow.
But for now... Sleep!
Good night, fillies.
>>27651674
jesus christ that's a cute filly
>>27651674
Anonkittyfilly
Why is Anonfilly an earth pone? Just out of curiosity.
>>27652085
Earth pone just seems really default, you know? There are pegasus and unicorn versions of anonfilly as well, they're just not as common.
>>27652085
This >>27652104 also shits and giggles
So what kind of filly do you want to be? Earth, pegasus or unicorn?
>>27652294
>milk
>>27652329
I wouldn't mind a pegasi filly.
>>27652329
>filly
How about a unicorn colt?
>magic
>not becoming gay
>also magic
>not a faggot
>>27652422
>not wanting to be the cute little filly
>>27652431
>implying you can't be cute little male poner
>not wanting to be able to make dirty puns about your "horn"
It's like you hate fun.
>>27652504
I don't hate fun, but I think being a filly would be funnier and more interesting.
Also you could be a unicorn and become a futa filly... So...
>>27652551
boner activated
>>27652551
>not wanting to be a colt
>not wanting to let colts/stallions wreck your tight little coltpussi without risk of pregnancy
>>27652329
Anything that allow me to cum insidePinkie Pie.
To be honest, earth filly because is funny when everything is fucked.I don't mind with casual inconvenient futacock sometimes.
>>27633654
fuck off
>>27652085
Because everyone's been using the design from this comic >>27638513
>>27652329
Earth master race!
Earth master race!
Earth master race!
>>27653330
>this is what mudponies tell themselves to not feel their inferiority
>>27652329
Unicorn. Earth seems nice though. I have a bit of fear of heights so pegasus no can do.Please senpai tell me you'll finish the addition story when you are done with Anon filly, my heart needs a conclusion
>>27654013
For some reason this reminds me of my dorf fort.
The fuck is that?
>>27654043
I'm at a loss anon, have you been hiding under a rock for the last few years?
>>27654043
i'm at a Loss here...
>>27654064
>>27654070
Well, it was rather... abstract.
>>27654086
No worries anon, i was just pointing out the layout of that anonfilly comic, looks pretty familiar right fampai?
>>27654098
I only noticed right after I read >>27636901
>>27653384
But earth ponies are the master race, anon.
>>27652329
First pic is unicorn.
Engineer by trade so natural talent plus more studying and focus equals goodness.
Second pic pegasus.
Above average athleticism, plus engineering brain for flight dynamics, plus adrenaline junkie equals goodness.
Third earth pony.
Above average athleticism plus engineer brain for alchemy or mechanical tasks equals OK. I would still rather cast spells or fly.
>>27654698
Also would totally be a filly this time around.
>>27654684
>no magic
>can't fly
>did I say no magic?
Keep repeating that until you convince yourself, talking livestock.
>>27654912
to be fair Equestria has relied heavily on magic for its defense and its failed every single fucking time. It always took a force of nature to actually fix things.
>>27655136
>implying magic isn't a force of nature
>>27655155
its different from the "power of love" and the elements of harmony though.
>>27654912
As an earth pony filly this anon is hurting my feelings.
>>27656601
Is the one on the right anyone or is it just some random oc?
>>27657254
Just some random OC.
>>27649980
It's okay just being impatient lol
>>27659023
That's a compact filly.
>>27659176
I get the feeling totally. My favourite story on the google doc stopped updating last year and I've been dying for more since.
Same with my favourite story from /ptfg/ stopped updating in July 2014 and I still check his pastebin to see if he's made a new chapter.
>>27615172
>>27615603
Don't abuse the Noi or I'll break your legs.
Am bored, throw out ideas.
>>27661178
for drawing or for writing
>>27661189
Writing
>>27661204
anonfilly finds the mirror pool and creates an army
they're all too horny to actually take over the world so then giant orgy
then they take over the world by raping all stallions
>>27661204
Anonfilly overprotecting NOI. A funny story.
>>27661235
>anonfilly has all the stallions
>destroys the genetic diversity of all ponies
>everything extinct
They all died. The end.
>>27661235
>anonfilly finds the mirror pool to creates an army
>mirror-anonfillies say "Not your personal army faggot" and proceed to shitpost verbally
>4chins incarnate reach Poniville
>Anonymous combined goes full /b/>Discord wakes up from the best dream of his eternal life
>Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock.
>You swear, the ticking sounds of the clock on the wall felt like somepony was hammering a nail in your skull.
>Currently, Cheerilee was giving a lesson on macroeconomics for some reason.
>No one said she was a wise teacher though.
>But while you could try and listen to learn something valuable to society, you let your eyes drift onto the paper you were suppose to be taking notes on.
>on the paper was a drawing of freedom: a playground.
>" I bet Nonny can answer this..."
>ohshit.jpg
>".. Nonny?"
"Y-Yes"
>"If an apple today costs three bits, and we get a 26 percent decline in our GDP, what is it's costs after inflation?"
>You met Cheerilee's face with a blank stare.
" I- Uhhhhh..."
>Just about to spit out an idiotic response, the bell rings signifying it was time for lunch.
>Phew.... that mare is insane if she thought you knew the answer.
>You go around to sit at the back of the schoolhouse.
>Like always.
>Let's see what Mommy packed you.
>PB&J without the J. Geeze.
>An apple. Nice.
>And some cheese sticks.
>You lick your lips in anticipation.
>Ripping open a pack of cheese sticks you begin to take a bite when somepony else interrupts you
>"Hey there!"
>Mid-bite, you turn to see a yellow colored filly trotting over with an overexcited look.
>Finishing your bite, you look at her with a stunned curiosity.
>No one ever goes behind the schoolhouse.
>Well...except Diamond Tiara when she wants to pick on you.
>But a new face back her such as her's was strange.
>"Mind if I sit next to you?"
"....Uhhmm, no."
>Moving your bag over, you allow her to sit next to you.
>Left with a few awkward seconds of you chewing some cheese and apple, the odd filly ask you a question.
>"Sooooo... How did you like Ms.Cheerilee's lesson?"
>Get to the point.
"Fine...Who are you, by the way?"
>Your questioning only seems to ramp up her unknown enthusiasm.
>"Oh, sorry I forgot not many ponies know me, I'm Noi, nice to meet you."
>>27661600
...Go on.
>>27661600
yes pls
>>27661710
>when you have no jelly for your pb & j
this gets me everytim
>>27658354
Rofl. That's great!
>>27661710
FUCKING KEK
>>27661600
DON'T STOP!BELIEVIN'!!
>>27661600
Fuck off you piece of shit.
>>27661600
N O I
O
I
>>27662377
^:)
>>27658354
So... the snakefilly story is dead or there is still hope ?
bump from the kitchen
>>27664730
>>27664305
Can we get a green were pinky wants to get it on with anonfilly been awile sense i red one of those
![f6ed010b299c118454ea1b0a89ed557d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/45yrMGA.jpg "f6ed010b299c118454ea1b0a89ed557d[1]")
>>27645757
The choices are in the Skills box
>>27644127
>>27645783
>As you fly through the sky, Pinkie Pie a few feet away from you, doing twirls in the air, you can’t help but think over the actions you made in the past three days
>You’ve met ponies
>You’ve made some friends
>You think you’ve already begun to make a name for yourself
>All of that soon to be cut short by either falling to your death or painting some walls at high speeds
>You hear a balloons inflating as you reach as high as you’ll go, quickly beginning to fall
>Sorry Pinkie, but balloons won’t be able to carry our weight
>As you fall, you scream what may just be your last words
“My only regret is being a lil’ silly filly!”
>Cloudsdale residents will tell stories of the falling mare and the silly filly who fell
>>27664305
>inb4 pinkie turns into peter griffin and nonny into mei from family guy.
>"For good luck Nonny!"
>BRAAAAAAAP
>Right into nonny's muzzle
>Pinkie then proceeds to waltz out of the schoolhouse laughing like a madmare.
>>27665071
I'd let pinky molest me all day erry day.
Page nine is not fine.
>>27660223
I know that feel bro ;_;
I'm sure it'll be worth the wait for your next update so no rush.
>>27596766
I'm reasonably drunk and decided to actually write more than a few sentences tonight!
Sorry for the wait. I know that I'm a lazy cunt.
~~~
>Waving Trixie off, Grim takes the tankard and her bowl into a claw and walks as elegantly as a gryphon is able to on three legs over to the pillows.
>With a sigh and a shake of her head, Trixie follows your entertainer and plants her plot onto the pillow next to her, almost immediately emptying her own bowl afterwards.
>"Refill please!"
>Well...
>This whole relocation endeavour happened quite fast now, didn't it?
>A bit perplexed, you take a look at your drink and try to figure out how in all seventy hells you are supposed to carry it over to the pillows.
>In theory you just could ask Trixie to magic it over to you, but you know from experience that she gets rather clumsy with her magic when she's drunk.
>Just last week she almost completely destroyed her bed when she tried to tuck herself in and set the alarm clock at the same time.
>So... What then? Try to levitate it yourself perhaps?
>You know that you need... What was the bright one called again? Hush? Hesh? No, those don't sound right...
>Doesn't matter, it just has to look bright but don't feel hot in your mind... God... That still doesn't make sense to you, but that's how magic apparently works.
>Okay then. Here goes nothing and there is hoping that the bit of alcohol in your blood gives you some kind of an edge this time.
>If not, you will just kill it off here.
>Sometimes it's just as simple as that.
>Closing your eyes, you start to concentrate with all your might on your horn, trying to get a "mental map" on all the ambient magic winds.
>At first everything is black before your inner eye, but slowly you are able to make out various colourful and ghostly squalls wafting in front of you.
>Most of them are green and brown. The former must be Ghur, the wind of beasts and the latter... Uhm... Something, the wind of life.
>Makes sense for a forest to have those in abundance.
>So far so good. Now you just have to find the wind you want and channel it into your horn. It should look like... How did Trixie put it again?
>"Hysh is bright and incandescent, like the rays of Celestia's sun.", her voice resounds in your head.
>Ah yes, it was called Hysh. Of course.
>Rays of sunlight should be relatively hard to miss, but...
>All you can perceive is a billowing mess of brown and green, swallowing and devouring all other winds that may be situated in your vicinity.
>Why though? Back at your wagon you were able to see every wind clearly. What is different now?
>Ugh... This is so frustrating.
>You want so desperately to succeed. Surely Trixie would be proud of you!
>But without Hysh... You fear that this is a more or less hopeless endeavour.
>...
>Or... Is it?
>What if you used another wind than Hysh? Ghur for instance? Or whatever the wind of life is called?
>In the end you tell the spell what to do. So what difference could it possible make?
>You are sure that it totally wouldn't matter for such a simple task as levitating a bowl of booze for a couple of feet.
>For more complicated spells? Sure. But for this? Nah.
>And since you aren't even using the wind that sets things on fire, there is absolutely no way that is could go awry in any way.
>In the worst case, your spell will simply fail and fizzle out. That's it.
>Then it's settled!
>After a bit of pondering about which wind to use, you come to a conclusion that Ghur would probably make more sense than the wind of life to manipulate physical objects and begin to gather it..
>Oh my... Magic flowing into you still feels very weird. Like if dozens of bugs would crawl on your horn with their tiny feets.
>And each magic wind has their distinct "flavour" to it... And Ghur's is apparently the smell of forest soil in your nose and the howls of wolves in your ears.
>Hysh was totally different. It made you feel warm and blinded you.
>Funny how magic works.
>After a few seconds you think that you have collected enough of the winds of beasts and start to weave it into a spell, focusing it on your bowl.
>You're imagining it levitating, just as Trixie taught you, and begin to make yourself ready to release the spell, weaving the wind in such a way that it should do your bidding.
>This... This actually looks and feels promising.
>Usually you feel yourself losing control of the magical winds at this point, but this time you don't.
>Unlike Hysh, Ghur is totally in your control, not struggling or fighting against you. It's almost like you have a better understanding of it.
>It just feels... More natural. As if this would be "your" wind.
>God... You can't wait any longer.
>You want to see it happening. Now.
>And so you free Ghur from your magical grasp and unleash the spell.
"Pah!"
>"CAW! CAW! CAW!"
Eh, that's it. Looked like more in my document.
Anyway... I know that I said this more than once in the past, but I will try to write more.
Because I really like writing, but sometimes video games are more fun... Well enough drunk rambling.
Good night.
>>27668165
Thank you.
This has been your ever present lurkfag.
>>27653921
Ah yes... My Twilight story. I hae plans to finish it after this story. #i did not forget about it.
>>27668222
Thank you too for reading my stuff, Nice trips by the way.
>>27668165
<3 keep on doin what you do senpai
I am a beautiful person who has a lot more than one year. I don't think people would like a great deal with the help of a new one
Anyone know anything about the snek anon story were flutterbutter finds him after twi throws him out a window is the story over or not?
>>27670121
It's not over.
The writefag disappears razzle dazzle.
>>27658354
Snek filly needs to fucking kill her. Great drawing though
>>27660223
Which ones did you like, mighty one?
B
>>27671166
BRPHRPHRPBRHPRHP
>>27671180
>>27671296
I want to grab a pony's tongue.
>>27661178
Glad to see you're alive!
Is that 'Really Twibble' short done then?
>>27670466
>mighty one
u wot m8
I'm just an autist who writes my little pony fanfiction, most of which is just cheap fetish fuel. There's nothing mighty about me.
>>27672799
You're mighty cute
>>27670121
Its all fun and games till anon gets butt fucked
>colt
>>27673801
Noice.
>>27674473
Kek. The only possible outcome.
>>27674473
I'm curious.Anyone know any stories where anonponer is taken advantage of?
>>27672364
Pretty much.
Though you could consider this new thing to be a in-between to that and the main story line.
what
>>27674473
>you will never gang bang anonfilly with two other anoncolts
>>27674707
A-anyone?
>>27677096
You want a story where anoncolt fucks everybody or anonfilly get fucked by everybody?
>>27677220
Both. But replace anoncolt with anonfilly.
>>27677229
President Clop did some lewds but when he learned how to write he disappears.
Look on googledocs (OP)
>>27673202
It's still fun and games, but it's adult fun and games.
What if because of the travel to the other universe Anon's identity shattered and solidified into two ponies?
A colt and a filly, each representing half of Anon's personality and together, when somewhat "synchronized", act as a single person, creeping everyone out along the way as a bonus.
>>27678332
Kek
>>27678764
This would be cool. I would read a story like that.
>>27678903
Twilight looks quite concerned.
>>27679028
maybe she should spank harder
>>27679056
B-but that may hurt the filly!
>>27679066
Filly seems to enjoy it.
Bump
Page 9 is not fine.
FUCK OFF PEDOPHILES
>>27680734
Blocked
Pedophiles get out
>>27681264
Blocked
>>27681624
>>27681628
get the fuck out pedos
>>27681264
>die 1
>>27681639
>trash 3
Hey reddit
>>27681672
PEDOS GTFO
>>27681689
Don't you want to be the little filly?
>>27681689
>not wanting to be the filly
>replying to bait
>>27681734
Anon don't you want to fuck me as a little filly?
>>27681762
get out
>>27681777
Oh god please shove the barrel of that gun in my filly vag, it's my fetish.
>>27681791
Ya, those suppressors sure do keep it quiet, don't they?
>>27681807
YESS FIRE IT RIGHT INTO MY UNDEVELOPED SEX
>>27681846
>He fires his gun into your magical filly vag.
>Turns out, that's how ponies are made, except he used his gun; much weaker than the typical magical horsecock.
>Magic filly vaginas can easily handle the force of high-power rifles, whereas magic mare vaginas can easily handle the force of large cannons.
>Ponies are descended from their parent's genes, which are passed on by their ancestors.
>However, since you have no pony ancestors, and his gun has no genetics, a new identical version of you is born.
>>27683258
immediately?
>>27683766
Sure, because magic.
Could you imagine if there were two completely identical Anonfillies? Same memories, ideas, etc, but they try to hide it from the other ponies in order to pull pranks.
Corrected a few mistakes and refined the last part.
It's now also on my pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/rvmJj7bs
Next part in the next thread and perhaps even tomorrow.
For the love of the fillies, not page ten!
>>27684442
Filly bless you.
>>27675565
Well bitch if its hurting your eyes stop looking at it
>>27678332
"You were suppost to destroy the normie's not join them!"
>"i hate you!"
"... i loved you!"
>anon then leave's his fallen comrade.
>you are anonfilly skywanker
>you're burning alive.
>the last thing you see is purple hooves infront of you.
>you wake up with emperor twilight infront of you.
>you have a robot body now.
>"anonfilly can you hear me"
"I am not anonfilly my name is butt invader."
>"oh, about that we kinda forgot to add a dick"
"No that is not true i feel it in the force."
>" i don't know what the force is but what you're feeling is pinky touching you crotch."
"Noooooooooo!"
>>"yeeeeeeeessss its so smooooooth."
>fuck pink horse.
>>27685961
I love this thread.
>>27686320
>TIME TO GROW MYSELF LARGE AND WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
>>27686825
thanks doc
Good bye horses.
>>27687029
That tickles me heart in just the right way. Good night poners.
FYI: bump limit reached.
>>27687029
I have too goooo
>>27678764where the fuck happy harvey shitpost? I want to see more drawings.
>>27685961
You know what ima give this one more.
>be luke skywanker
>you're on the sky area cloudsdale.
>the filly lord is standing on a platform across from, you and you're hanging on a pole thing.
>he points his intimidating red energy dildo saber at you.
>"did anon tell you about your father?"
"Yes he told me you killed him!"
>"NO! I am your father."
"No! thats not possible."
>"you know it to be true."
"No its literally not possible, you have no dick."
>he looks at you pissed off before pushing you with the dildo saber causeing you too fall.
"Totally worth iiiiiitttt."
>you are butt invader.
>you hate your newfag of a son.
>and fuck twilight for not giving you a dick.
>your gonna go shove you saber up rainbow dash's butt for this.
>she lives in cloudsdale right.
All right thats it and can someone start a new thread.
>>27687366
Mentally Advanced Filly when
This thread should merge with ptfg at this juncture.
>>27687504
Yes
new thread when?
I swear, if you fucking faggots don't make a new thread I'llbe slightly inconvenienced
>>27687504
Frankly it should have been done a long time ago.
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