Childrens of Chaos (Previously Daddonequus)
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Anon finds themselves trapped inside of the body of a young colt or filly in Equestria. Only to be adopted by Discord, chaos and shenanigans quickly ensue. Now with 20% more Anonfilly!
Feel free to discuss the current stories, start a new one, draw something or just chill with us on the never ending ride.
Pastebins:
Erf: http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111
Elo (Elohemian): http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian
Coffeeholic (Italian Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Coffeeholic
Laskvurel (George): http://pastebin.com/u/Laskvurel
Bunny: http://pastebin.com/u/Bunnyhood
Ben Dover: http://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover
Hoers (MIA): http://pastebin.com/u/Hoers
>>27571517
That's a comfy pic
>>27571568
Cherrywood when
>>27571834
You can have my wood now if you don't want to wait~
>>27571517
http://pastebin.com/u/CookieSfh
For future reference, posting in a bit.
>>27571993
Welcome to the club man.
>>27572021
Thanks bro.
>>27561920
>You are now in class.
>You currently stand in front of the all the fillies, who are seated in their desks, as Miss Cheerilee gives you introduction to the class
>"I hope recess wasn't too exciting class, because we have a new foal in class today, say hello to Anonymous, our newest student."
>They all simultaneously give a loud "Hello, Anonymous!" which makes Cheerilee delighted.
>"Why don't you take a seat next to Button Mash over there while I start the lesson today Anon?"
"Alright."
>You say as you walk towards the seat.
>Sitting down, you notice the three you saw earlier.
>They appear to be whispering to each other, and with a quick glance your way, they sit back into their seats and listen to Miss Cheerilee as she talks.
>"Alright class, today we will be talking about addition and subtraction, so get a paper and pencil and..."
>The teacher talks about simple math, which kind of bores you to a degree.
>Most of this information has been absorbed through your feast.
>Useful information that was filtered through the voices and into your mind for safe storage.
>Perhaps they kept some information to themselves, but you don't mind the thought.
>Taking a second away from the lecture, you notice that a little paper has arrived on your desk.
>Unwrapping it, you read what it says.
>But before you can, you hear a loud 'ahem' come from the front of the classroom.
>Miss Cheerilee takes on a serious demeanor and speaks with a descending tone of voice. "I do hope you aren't passing around notes Anonymous, I will not tolerate distractions in my class."
>Nodding, you get up and throw the paper into the trash.
>Some of the fillies have started to snicker behind their hooves, leaving a trace of belittlement in every sound they produce.
>>27572062
>You return to your seat and continue to listen to the lecture, taking fake notes and talking to the voices through paper.
~Oh HoW yOuNg, ThEy SeEm VeRy ImPrEsSiOnAbLe, PeRfEcT~
-Didn't we agree to no manipulation in the terms?-
~It WoN't Be, It WiLl JuSt Be HaRmLeSs FuN, aNd ThEsE cReAtUrEs ArE tO cUrIoUs FoR tHeRe OwN gOoD~
-Agreed, but I have a question, what was that deal you had with discord?-
~JuSt A pReCaUtIoN tAkEn AmOnG ChAoTiC bEiNgS, iN cAsE wE lOsE oUr 'SpArK'~
-So a mutual agreement to co-exist?-
~ExAcTlY, aNd If OnE fAlLs, ThE oThEr GeTs A bOoSt In ChAoTiC eNeRgY, aN uPgRaDe To RuLe OvEr MuLiPlE doMaInS~
>Ah, so the voices don't have a say in this world like they do in yours.
>A contract to keep the balance makes sense.
>Where the chaotic energy roamed free in your world, this world seems to have multiple locks in place to keep unwanted things out of reach.
>With Discord being the only one with the keys.
>And it looks like class has ended.
>Near half the class has left except for some who are talking to Cheerilee and others discussing what to do for fun tomorrow.
>It's them... and the three from earlier.
>They get up and slowly walk towards you.
>The yellow one goes to the front of them and speaks. "Hello Anon, um... you wouldn't mind if we asked a few questions, would you?"
"Twilight said to go home after school was over, so I'm going to do that"
>The white one speaks up. "We know Twilight, and I'm sure she wouldn't mind you hanging out with us."
>Going over your current options, you think of what to do.
>Going home would make the most sense, but these three seem to have an... interest? in me.
>Twilight said that this school would help you learn about basics of making friends.
>Maybe this is the task she meant, which means school isn't over? The technicality of time might not apply to this event.
>>27572065
>So you decide to oblige their attempts.
"I will answer your questions and stay."
>All three of them light up and the orange one speaks this time. "That's great! C'mon. We'll show you to the tree house we made."
>And so you follow them out of the school and into a farm.
>Apple trees cover most of the landscape around you as the three lead you to what appears to be a miniature wooden house.
>Walking into the tree house, you find multiple failed posters lying everywhere.
>Paint, glue, glitter, and pictures lie scattered across the floor, walls, and... ceiling?
>How did they manage to do that?
>The three of them go a bit red. "Sorry, we sorta forgot to clean all this up, our bad. How about you wait outside so we can clean all this up." And so you listen to the white one's instructions.
>Sitting on the balcony, you hear some commotion near the school.
>But you decide to stay and watch from a distance.
>Nothing interesting happens, and the noise dies down as you hear a "You can come in now!" signalling you to enter the tree house once again.
>Everything in the house has been cleaned and in the middle stands three painting fillies who look desperate for answers.
>"Alright... Now that... that's done... we can finally ask you.... the questions we have...." the white one finishes, taking in a deep breathe and sighing.
>"But first..." The yellow one interjects. "This is Sweetie Belle" she points to the white one, "this is Scootaloo", pointing to the orange one, "and I'm Applebloom, pleasure to meet'cha Anon!"
"Likewise. Now what do you want to know."
>>27572079
>"Well... First off, what is it that you did to get Diamond all panicked like that?"
>"Yeah, what did you do?" Scootaloo interjects.
"I told them off, nothing else."
>"So you didn't do anything weird to them?" Sweetie asks.
>She must have caught a glimpse at the bulges in their throats.
>More observant to details than the others.
"No, I did not."
>Sweetie is off-put by your answer.
>But before she can ask another question, Applebloom speaks up. "Why do you have such a weird voice? It's like a robot or something."
"I fail to see the problem."
>"Don't you, y'know, feel emotion?"
"No, but I'm curious as to what you inquire."
>"What I mean is that when you talk, theirs no personality in it. No friendliness or kindness, just talking, it's weird."
>The other two nod in agreement and decide that something needs to be done.
>"I know, how about we help with your personality!" Scootaloo offers.
"My personality?"
>"Yeah, so that you can like, not be a robot."
>"Yeah, Cutie Mark Personality Helpers! Yeah!" They chant in unison
>And then they fall a bit in enthusiasm.
>"Where do we start exactly?" Applebloom asks.
>"How about we start with kindness." Sweetie Belle offers.
"Kindness?"
>"Yeah, it's probably gonna be the most common act you'll see, so it's important you understand how it works!"
>"But Sweetie Belle" Applebloom interrupts. "Wouldn't that be a better job for, y'know, Fluttershy? She is the 'element of kindness' after all"
>>27572087
>"Huh... then why not just niceness in general?" Scootaloo asks.
>"Mmmm... yeah that could work." they say in unison
"If I may ask, what is this 'kindness' you speak of?"
>All three of them are stumped.
>None of them expected you to not even know what the word meant, but needless to say, they knew they were in for something big.
>"Errr... Ummmm..." Scootaloo tries to find the right words, but struggles to explain it, so Applebloom does it for her. "Kindness is something you display to others in order to gain their affections. At least, that's what I think it means." While the other two blush profusely, you understand the concept she's trying to convey to you.
>An act or display that shows affection towards someone.
>Straight forward and simple.
"How do I 'display' this 'kindness'?"
>"Well first you need to stop saying 'this'. It's not a physical object Anon, its just something you do like an action."
"Oh, sorry for the misunderstanding."
>Sweetie Belle's eyes light up. "That's it! That's kindness! What you said just now, except now we need to add some emotion to it."
"Emotion? How would I add emotion to a sentence?"
>"Why by moving that Adam's apple of course!" Applebloom chirps.
>Adam's apple? What is a-... oh, she means the laryngeal prominence in one's throat.
>Yes, you might be able to change pitch during speech, though you haven't done that since the human's used ultrasound to try and pierce your eardrums.
>That shit was annoying.
"How does this sound?"
>"Mmmmmmm needs more change, oh and try to end with a low pitch, like finishing a sentence."
"Is this better?"
>"Errr... no, I think that was worse, try to make it suit the sound of the words you make, like I'm doing right now."
"How about this? Does this suit the way you described?"
>>27572094
>"Yeah, that's a lot closer!" Applebloom's progress seems to have sparked something in the back of the room as Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo take out some posters from before out, along with some markers.
>They scribble something down on the poster and hang it up on the wall.
>"Alright Anon!" Sweetie chimes in. "I want you to say this sentence with as much emotion as possible, got it?"
>You nod and walk up to the poster, reading the contents they've scribbled down.
"The hacky sacky went wacky tacky as Baron Lacky went on a stroll, and boy oh boy the wacky did tacky as the hacky sacky hit Baron! Oh no!"
>The three take a moment to organize their thoughts, and then they huddle up, whispering to each other their thoughts on how good you did.
>You placed the high pitches and low pitches in the right places, though you do question why they made you say such a weird sentence.
>After a few moments, they disperse as Sweetie Belle gives a little 'ahem'. "It wasn't as good as maybe an actor in a theater per say..." but Applebloom cuts her off. "I think it was perfect, normal like any other pony would say it."
>With reassuring nods from all three you thank them for their help.
"Thank you, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Applebloom. I'll be going back home now."
>The three... cringe at this. "Anon, your supposed to do it 'all the time', like a regular thing, you can't just drop it like a hot potato."
"Oh, excuse me, I did not know it was required during the whole day."
>"Nope, more like for the rest of your life. To put it simply." Sweetie Belle walks up to you.
>"Don't worry, everyone does it, so you'll get used to it in no time."
>This new information is important.
>>27572103
>Maybe you can talk to the voices with your new kindness.
>Though you don't know how they'll react.
~Iem ea'elehar l'oa'sub l'oa elehar l'oa~
>You nod to both Sweetie and the voices as you start to head out the open door.
>"Wait!" yells Scootaloo. "You don't have to leave just yet."
>"Yeah!" Sweetie Belle insists. "We still have so much to cover about emotions and stuff."
>You would love to stay, but worrying your caretaker could lead to punishment.
>And since the lesson is over on kindness, you see no reason to stay here much longer.
"Sorry, but I need to return to the castle before Twilight becomes worried."
>The three lighten up a bit. It would be the same for them since they all have caretakers of their own, so they give each other a mutual nod of agreement.
>"Alright, you can leave Anon." Scootaloo says. "But can we at least come with you? In case something happens?"
>You see no reason why they'd want to follow you.
>But you also see no reason to say no.
"Alright. You may come."
>After hearing the approval, a echoed "YAY!" is chanted by all three as they run out the door next to you.
>You follow the path through the trees and past the school, making it back to town.
>As you continue to walk, the three of them seem to slow down in pace as they glance around at the ponies around them.
>They take a worried visage, but continue towards the castle nonetheless.
>And outside, waits a very flustered, very unorthodox, Twilight sitting at the front of the door.
>So you guess she was expecting you to come home early.
>You should have known.
>>27572110
And right as a post I notice typos.
>>27571517
>still children of bullshit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE
WORST
TITLE
>>27571517
Nigga do a check in grammar, is a minor error but is Children, not childrens
>>27572170
I shouldn't have just copied the last thread's title.
>>27572298
you shouldve have, because it was SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>27571834
We need our bat dosis
>>27572461
Didn't Laskruviel said that he would do a one shot with DT and Cherrywood?
>>27572519
I did but first I need to do some rough drafts. I've never done a romance before so I need to experiment while still keeping the lighthearted tone of both stories.
>200 parts
>God knows how long Erf spends writing and brainstorming.
>realistically has to be over 1000 hours
is this nigga, human? He doesn't even post his shit on Fimfiction
>>27572148
Still mad?
Waiting for more Moonmum
>Dislestia
>2016
Waiting for pizza pone.
>>27573543
Well, if Elo knows about how Discord is as a character he will make Fluttercord happen as well as a platonic thing between him and Celestia, like a rivalry
>>27572715
He's a treasure.
>>27573749
Sleep tight, pizza.
>>27573725
>Fluttercord
>>27573725
To be honest I thought we got rid of you.
>>27573725
Why do you keep coming?
>>27573725
Be the writer you want, anon
>>27573725
Please people, just let me die. You have a bat now. A cute bat filly to play with...let me die
>>27574374
I don't care about the filly, I come for hero colt.
>inb4 heresy
Mostly I'm waiting for certain events-that I KNEW IT WOULD TAKE OVER A MONTH- and it doesn't look to be coming close unless it gets thrown in unexpectedly. Honestly I'm losing my hype. But i bet that's your plan all along.
>>27574374
>Thinking the ride will be over
>>27574408
Hey asshole don't you have kittens to rescue and shit?
>>27574405
>Certain events
What could you be thinking of? Is it when Erf said he might give anon a villain to deal with?
>>27574419
But I'm not Superman
>>27574405
you mean bugbutt right? I'll make a promise. Upon the end of the seventh day. She will appear. Thats a promise
>>27574482
What about you streaming X7?
>>27574482
Yes, yes! I am hyped now!
>>27574482
I won't hold you to it, but I will hope for it!
>>27574512
I never break a promise. time to write
>>27571517
I won't deny... I loled
>>27574495
>>27574495
never
>You had to get this out of your mind
>The humiliation
>Applebloom
> You atleast could take solace in the fact that you did indeed have good friends, and that actually being seen as a hero under normal circumstances wasn't that bad. Just not the overhype shit Snips and Snails was pulling. Hopefully, this ended that for good.
>You wearily go into Twilight's room and look over to your makeshift bed.
>noooope
>You climb up Twilight's bed like a small cat. Use your snout to move up her warm blanket. And then lay on your belly under the blanket to get some sleep.
>Time passes, but not the whole day, The sun goes down to the early evening.
>feel a gentle rub, and a soft voice entering your ear.
>"Anon...Anon...wakey wakey, were home"
>...that voice...
>You shift about, and poke your head out of your blanket, and gaze upon the yellowsoft
"Aunt Fluttershy?"
>It was indeed her, she was smiling, laying on her belly in front of you. Giving you a head pat now...ohhh..it was so gentle.
>"Mhmmm, did you have a nice nap?"
>You felt like you did..did you nap? Huh, you must have conked right out. You sleepily yawn, and smile right back at her.
"mhmmm"
>"I'm glad. Anon, I know you are just getting up. But Twilight and I would like to speak to you downstairs."
>Speak to you?
>Downstairs?
>......Oh shit, that's right. Shit happened today.
>>27571517
>Now with 20% more Anonfilly!
So this means I can post random filly pics that I made here or what?
>>27574674
Will you draw pics about the thread?
>>27574687
I didn't read any stories yet but the thread is about >pic, right?
>>27574727
Essentially. Atleast my story mostly is. Were just sort of away from Discord at the moment. of course....my story is longer than original Fallout Equestria at this point. it's...really long...and mostly slice of life. But apparantly all these fucks have liked it enough for me to write 200+ chapters of it.
>>27574761
I like Fallout. I like pone. I do not like FO:E. I like Erf. Erf is good.
>>27574727
Yes but mostly with colts. Erf's story is indeed about Anon having Discord as his "dad", his anon is the personification of a regular 4chan shitposter.
My anon has as parents the two princesses with Discord being more like the cool uncle. He has or well had a PhD on quantum chaos making him a less prone to disbelief and overall more arrogant than Erf's anon.
There's another anon that is basically a super italian stereotype who is also a fucking dick.
Main story is undoubtly Erf's green. I try to post regularly every 2-3 days but my story is just starting. With that said, I hope you stick with us because I always enjoy the idea of this thread getting more readers... and because your art is pretty awesome
>>27574808
You forgot about George
Also RIP Hoers, that will never finish
>>27574761
Good
long stories are good to readat the work.
>>27574808
>coltsI dont like colts/stallions
Fillies are more cute to draw
>your art is pretty awesome
T-thanks.
Also thanks for the info, I'll be lurking.
>>27574917
Elo has the best filly of the threadPlease, we need a draw of Cherrywood
>>27574650
>you give her a cute face, as cute as you could muster as you hide back into the blanket just a bit.
"..Am I in trouble?"
>Fluttershy was taken in by your cuteness. And gave you a tiny kiss on the nose to let you know everything would be alright.
>"No, you're not in trouble. Rainbow Dash,Spike, and Pinkie Pie let us know what happened today. I'm proud of you, Anon. You did a good thing helping your friend Scootaloo, and I'm very proud in the fact that you trusted in your friends...and...erm, I'm sorry about what happened...after that. Anon, if it makes you feel any better, I don't think you're a squishy pushover."
>....oh god...is that what they are saying about you now? What happened to "Hero Colt"?
"W-what do you mean, squishy pushover?"
>"Well..umm. When Twilight and I arrived in the town to pick up a few things. We overheard a few foals mention you being a "squishy pushover". That's how we knew something happened. And that's when Spike told us about the fight, then we went and asked Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. And...erm...yeah. B-but, I'm surprised actually. I didn't think you would have a marefriend. That's good,"
>Oh lord, so she pretty much knew everything. And fucking shit. It seems Diamond Tiara...ruined your rep...by...coming to end the fight herself.
>Wow, you actually gave a shit after all. Or at least. You didn't want to be seen as a pussy.
"....great"
>You groan,
"So everypony seems me as a wuss now because a girl talked down to me."
>Fluttershy could now see how hurt you really were from being seen this way. She frowned, and tried to think of a way to cheer you up. "Oh Anon, it's probably not everypony. And besides. It's not important what they think. Really, it's important what YOU think. Oh, I know"
>Fluttershy smiled at you "Why don't you tell me about your marefriend. Have I met her before?"
>>27574917
You have nothing to thank for. Your talent for drawing cute horses is evident, that Discord tho, he's seriously fucking amazingly drawn
>>27574970
>Nobody told her, really? christ...You thought Twilight would have atleast. But maybe the whole friendship problem thing took precedence in her mind.
"Yeah...it's Diamond Tiara, you met her before...mnnn..."
>This wasn't helping.
>Fluttershy was hurting. She didn't like seeing you upset. Especially over something that you never seemed to care about before. She...suddenly became stern. Looking at you with a more serious look. "Anon, I want you out of bed. You don't need to worry about what others think of you, it's not healthy. I want you downstairs so Twilight and I can speak with you." She then sighs, and softens up a little "I promise it'll cheer you up. Ok...?" She gives you another peck on the nose and gets off the bed. As she begins to walk away, she looks at you one last time. With both love and worry. "Anon, you really shouldn't be worried about it. Foals tend to just....sway to what they see and hear. If you're worried about how they might treat you when you go back to school, then don't worry. You have friends, remember? Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle will be there to make sure you aren't alone. And eventually they'll forget. And things will be fine. You'll see"
>Fluttershy turned, and hid a grimace on her face, a look of despair. She didn't want you being picked on at all. She really really hoped that it wasn't just everyone that thought you were a "Squishy pushover". In fact.
>She looks back once again, this time with a smile. "Anon, I think the ones who do think you're a squishy pushover are probably just dumb meanies anyway. You are the "Hero Colt" after all, they won't forget that. So don't worry ok? We'll...see you downstairs..."
>She felt a little confident now, as she headed out the door, she realized one more thing, and stopped again, turning to you with a smile "Oh, and if you ever want to invite Diamond Tiara to the cottage. You're more than welcome to. I'd love to have a chat with her...and erm..."
>>27575069
>Fluttershy was having trouble come up with words. She really didn't think you cared about your rep.
>"......"
>She sighed
>"Anon, just don't worry about it too much. It'll eventually work itself out. If they can't see in the same way your friends do. Then they are no friends of yours. And I promise you, it's not as bad as you think. And if you ever need support, you know where to look. You have friends and family. We're here for you.....see you downstairs. I promise, you'll feel much better from what we have to tell you"
>Fluttershy had nothing more to say. She just had to hope you'd actually come down stairs.
>You watched from under the blanket as she left the room.
>Maybe you were overthinking it. Maybe she was right? It was probably a few shitters who didn't even believe your exploits from before. And if that wasn't the cast, surely it'd be forgotten over time. Either way, she was right about the friends and family thing. You had them everywhere. And that's what mattered.
>You throw off the blanket as you have Fluttershy is your thoughts. She really was worried that you were worried about that stupid rep.
>Fuck the rep, and fuck any foal that saw you as a pussy. You weren't one of them. You were a goddamn adult. You don't need to deal with that shit. What the fuck do you care what some shit kids think? What the fuck did it matter if you were a hero or not? You got this far, didn't you? You are Anon, you already knew you were better than any fucking shitty foal.
>You hop off the bed and hang your chest up high. That's right, you had to be confident. No way you were going to let that cute yellow horse worry about you. Do it for Fluttershy man, Do it for Fluttershy!
>>27575069
>I'd love to have a chat with her...and erm..."
...Futts, are you gonna kill her...?
Anyone else notice how the last few threads just died after an anon asked if they should write?
>>27575210
yes
>>27575194
>You step out of the room with newfound confidence. Wondering what Twilight and Fluttershy has to say that could cheer you up. Well, you didn't need cheering up now. You knew that whoever saw you as a pussy was a fucking shit.
>You go down to the cutie map room. Keeping in mind you wanted to show Fluttershy that you were fine.
>When you step into the room, you could already see them sitting on their seats. Talking to one another. Perfect.
>You take in a breath, and let out a boisterous and confident laugh.
"Heya Aunt Fluttershy, Twilight. You both wanted to see me? Because I gotta say....ahhh"
>You stretch and then smirk
"I'm feeling really good right now. So..."
>You walk up to Rarity's seat and take a sit.
"Lay it on me, what's up?"
>Fluttershy and Twilight look at eachother, confused as fuck. Fluttershy then looks at you, puzzled. "Anon..are you alright?"
>You just let out a "psha" and wave your hoof at her
"Course, just needed to get my priorities in order. To think.."
>You put your hoof to your forehead, laugh, and shake your head.
"me, getting all worked up about some foals thinking I'm some sort of a wuss. Never happened before, ain't gonna let myself be affected by that kind of thing now"
>Twilight and Fluttershy didn't know if you were faking it or not. It just seemed sudden. Especially from what Fluttershy told Twilight.
>"Anon? Are you sure you're ok?" Twilight asks. She wasn't going to push it if you said yes, she'd just stay at the ready in case it turned out you weren't.
>You nod. Keeping your confidence.
"Yep, trust me. Like I said, just had to get all my priorities in order. I don't need to worry about what others think of me. What matters to me is what my friends and family think."
>Christ..ok, tone it down. That sounded a little too much.
Can I write?
:^)
guess I got my answer then
>>27574929
>CherrywoodWho?
if OC provide description pls
>>27575376
Your draws are cute.
>>27575330
>Well, you convinced them it seemed. Fluttershy smiled a warming smile. Feeling reassured from your sudden upbeat attitude " I'm so so glad to hear that. I was worried that you were really affected by it. But then" She has a little giggle "I guess I forgot how mature you can be. You really are a little gentlecolt. Especially now that you have a marefriend"
>Yeah, that's the stuff. Always fucking good to see Fluttershy happy. Fucking nailed it.
"Eheh, well. You know."
>Time to find out what they wanted you for
"So uh, what did you wanna talk about?"
>Twilight grinned, feeling confident that you did indeed feel better, "Well Anon, Your Aunt and I stopped by a friend of ours. And set up an entire educational tour of the more interesting...and safer...parts of the Everfree Forest. It's going to be fun fun fun!" Twilight said excitingly as she clapped her hooves happily. "And the best part is that we'll not only be able to bond closer, but also learn about the more mysterious parts of the forest. All this set up for tomorrow, and as an added plus..."
>Fluttershy spoke up "I'll be there too, to teach you about some of the many animals of the forest. Won't that be wonderful Anon?"
>...oh....it was just...educational..well.
>Actually, it most likely wouldn't be boring. It was the Everfree after all. there was probably all kinds of cool shit you could see and learn about in there. Hell, if that friend they are talking about is Zecora. Then you were in for a real treat....though that rhyming might get annoying. Still, this could be pretty damn awesome.
"You bet! You already got me curious!"
>"Great! I'm really glad to hear that Anon. Trust me, it's going to both be fun and educational. In fact, if I was Pinkie. Then I would call it Funducation! But..ahrm" Twilight cleared her throat and calmed herself. "There's also something serious we'd like to talk about as well."
>...ahh shit.
"Serious? It's not about what happened while you both were gone..right?"
>>27575376
She's a cute little bat filly around the age of the CMC. Her coat is a pale gray color. She has a white stain on each hoof and a very big one on her chest. Her mane color is golden, same as her eyes. Her mane is usually messy since she's really energetic. Cutie Mark is a manifying glass over a ghost.
Plus she usually carries around a monster mask so she can spook ponies when she gets bored. If you draw her you will be my hero, sir drawfag
>>27575376
Ooooooooooh please draw Cherrywood! She's a bat filly and she's the cutest thing in the world
>>27575414
>Twilight shook her head. "No, it's something that, if you don't want to talk about. Then we can drop out. But Fluttershy and I were talking. And we were wondering about your old family. Is it alright if I ask you a question about them?"
>Old family?...what? No no. As far as you were concerned. You had no family. Or, at least no family member "yet".
"Why do you want to know?"
>"Well Anon, the reason we are asking is that we want to see if you knew or even remembered them. As far as we know. You're mother and father are.....mnn" Fluttershy looked down. It seemed. as far as they actually knew. That they may have been told your parents are dead. Crafty Discord, crafty. As for Fluttershy, she seemed to be waiting for you to say "I don't want to talk about it"
>But instead. You'd just talk about it. Let them know you don't mind their questioning so they can see it didn't bother you. That way they won't worry about it.
"Yeah, I heard they were gone. But I never knew them anyway. And besides, you and dad are my real family anyway."
>And that made Fluttershy smile "Oh Anon....I'm very glad to hear that. I consider you my real nephew too. No, not consider...you are my nephew"
>...d'awww
>Twilight was smiling at the moment. And seeing that you seemed comfortable with it. She moved on with her next question. "Anon, do you remember if you had any other family member? A sister? a brother? We ask this because we thought you'd like to be able to meet them. We have very little information on your past. And we care about you. We know it must feel terrible that your past was being stuck in a orphanage. So we want to see if we can find another family member of yours. One who might be able to explain what happened, why you ended up alone."
>Well then. That wasn't needed at all. Because they weren't going to find shit.
"I don't remember, and I don't care. That's not my life anymore. My life now is being my dad's son, my aunt's nephew, my friends friend, and..."
>>27575518
CHEESE LEGS
>>27575525
Not gonna lie, I just kept reading with this in the scene and keks were had.
>>27575518
>You chuckle, as to show you were ok.
"The hero colt of course"
>"Well then..." Twilight nods, she saw no more point in the conversation if you were comfortable with the current situation. "That's a good enough answer for me.Now, if you both excuse me. I have to go get an early sleep. I have to go see Zecora early tomorrow so we can plan a path for the afternoon trip. So....Good Night. And Anon, don't stay up too long alright? And if you want to read Daring Do for awhile to help you sleep. The book will be right next to your bed, alright?"
>You nod
"alright, thank you Twilight. You have a good night, ok?"
>She yawns and nods "You too..and remember...don't stay up too long"
>Fluttershy of course, also exchanges a good night.
>With that, Twilight went to her room to catch some sleep. Leaving you and Fluttershy alone.
"So..Aunt Fluttershy, what happened with the whole friendship problem?"
>"oh" Fluttershy smiled, actually happy to see you interested in friendship problem solving "It was a big one Anon, two families feuding with eachother over...well...let me start from the beginning"
>And so Fluttershy goes over the problem they dealt with. Getting the Hoofields and McColts, two families, to be friends and work together. Twilight apparently had a few spergs, and there was a lot of attacking, but apparently a realization was made when the source of the two families fighting was caused by a simple disagreement of valley preservation. The rest was gravy. You wondered if it was also an episode. But you couldn't ask her that.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ANONFILLY?
>>27575569got a job and can't bump anymorealso can't survive to JOJOJO raidso i'm drawing fillies here
>>27575576
Damn I used to shitpost diaper requests there
>>27575541
"Wow, geez. That could have gotten really bad. Gosh, it was really lucky you could communicate with animals, huh?"
>Fluttershy nods "Yes, I would have never known what happened without my talent to talk to animals. Still, they would have never listened if it wasn't for Twilight's magic either. We made a good team. Anon, can I ask you a question now?"
"Sure, what is it?"
>"It's about Diamond Tiara and you. I know you're both coltfriend and marefriend. But I just want you to know that can change at any time. And if it does, Don't worry alright? If it doesn't work out, then it never was meant to be. You're both young, so anything can happen. I just want you to know that IF something does happen. That it's not the end of the world, and you can always come to talk to me if you feel something is wrong"
>You could see what she was doing. She was hastily making sure to tell you not to despair if you and DT broke up. Seems she didn't know how deeply in love DT was with you. But you wouldn't fuss. You knew she meant well and probably did put faith that things would work out.
"I understand, and thank you Aunt Fluttershy"
>with that, there wasn't much else to talk about. Fluttershy knew she also had to get an early rest. And so, with a hug, a kiss, and an excited "see you tomorrow", she vacated the castle. leaving you alone in the room.
thats it for the night. need sleep
>>27575600
Comfy conclusion to these updates Erf. Looking forward to what you have in store.
>>27571517
I don't know how to explain what happened to me. But that doesn't mean I don't fully understand what I am expected to do now. This world is nothing like I was told it would be. It's amazing yes, but also very similar . I was told fantastic stories of six ponies battling and bringing peace to this land. I realize now it was all a lie. Every pony here is just like back where I'm from. A hate filled dangerous world, a world where you can't even trust you'll make it home at night. These technicolor ponies are heartless and full of hate. I am shunned from society. Everywhere I go I hear them whisper about me. Parents pull their foals close to them and give me look of fright and discuss when I pass them on the walkways. The market vendors refuse to sell to me. I'm lucky to find some slightly moldy bread in the trash bins. The holidays are the worst. I hear the sounds of cheer and laughter,I smell the wonderful variety of food in the air. But, I am not allowed to join the festivities. By order of the purple alicorn that dwells in the dark uninviting spiny castle at the of the village.
>>27575676
What
>>27575676
What
>>27575438
>>27575489
forgot to ask
she have any pic?
If not, redline this, check body type and cutie mark
This alicorn is my dad's friend but not mine. She tried to be my friend but for some reason her friends didn't think it was a good idea. I found this out on the last day she would ever speak to me. I was with her in her library she was teaching me about how magic works when one of her friends pulled her aside and they walked out of the room. I was curious "maybe they have one of those amazing battles coming up" I thought. Wanting to know about the details I followed them to a room where there was her other friends sat in chairs around a table with a map on it waiting for her. They closed the huge doors and I quikly ran up and looked through the crack underneath the door. Then her orange friend said there was something about me she just didn't like. The yellow friend said that I spooked her animal friends. The white friend gave a detailed speech about my appearance and told the alicorn that it wouldn't be dignified for someone like her to be seen with me. The blue friend not wanting to be disloyal to her friends agreed with "well they kinda have a point". The pink one wasn't fully paying attention since she was busy giving sweets to the yellow one's animals, she didn't want show she wasn't paying attention and screamed "Asolutely" with chunks of cup cakes and frosting flying out of her mouth.
>>27575752
he's probably asleep at this point. and i just sorta woke up while leaving my comp accidently on. I dunno what Elo will have to say. But I already want to hug that thing and brush it's mane.
>>27572972
Like I said in the last thread
even if its just me, I have to protest this deviantart name
>>27575802
Then the purple alicorn lowered her head. I was hurt my legs felt weak and tears streamed from my eyes. "What did I do?" Quickly went through my mind. I tried to remember tried to remember anything I could've done to them to make them say these things.when my dad first introduced me to them they all greeted me with warm smiles and a friendly atmosphere. While trying to remember anything else I didn't notice any hoof steps coming to the door. The door opened and then I looked up at the six ponies standing in front of me. "What are you doing here?" The purple alicorn asked. Noticing the tears in my eyes shock appeared on her face. "How much did you hear?" she asked with a weak voice. I stepped back. "See he he can't be trusted" the orange one said. "I -I Think it would be best if you l-" the alicorn began to say but I didn't want to hear her finish I ran out of the castle down the village back to the forest where unwanted beings like me belong.
>>27575752
The fluffiest filly! I just want to mess up her coat all over.
Yo
>>27575924
Do you have pastebin / fimfiction account to follow? While confusing at first I enjoyed the story so far.
>>27575752
Awesome cutie mark!
>>27575752
Based drawfad brought us the cutest bat filly
>>27574970
>Anon, if it makes you feel any better, I don't think you're a squishy pushover."
>>27575811
We all want to hug the bat
>>27577417
i dont, bat ponies are autistic OC bullshit like the moths and planes
>>27577431
Don't worry, no one want to hug you either
>>27577564
At least Im not a shitty OC
Im ACTUAL unwanted garbage, not fake unwanted garbage
>>27577586
At least an OC has a personality
>>27577622
I have a personality, its called "angry"
At least I dont come from some lonely virgin's mind thinking about what kinda SPECIAL horse they want to fuck, because normal horses just arent appealing enough
>>27577635
Well, there are some canon non-ponies I want to fuck...
>>27577635
No, you're a lonely virgin guy who can't even think of something originak about the horse he wants to fuck
>>27577716
what the fuck are you even talking about anymore?
Think of something original about the horse I want to fuck?
Are you just drunk as fuck right now?
I BLESS THIS THREAD WITH MANDATORY EGGPOST
>>27571517
What are we still naming it this? Is childrens even pronounceable? Why not foals of chaos instead?
>>27574808
>implying all Anons aren't dicks
At least Anontonio has the PALLE not to hide it
>>27574917
Holy shit, a drawing
>>27575376
Holy shit, another drawing
>>27575752
Holy shit, another fucking drawing!I love you drawfags, don't leave.
>>27577817
why not just Daddonequus
what was the problem with that
>>27577856
Nothing, I prefer Dadonequus myself since it been the recurring title for more then 100 threads. I'm just trying to compromise with the current and last OPs.
>>27577884
Never compromise, Coffee
ever
always assert your opinions as fact
>>27577884
I concur. Dadoneequs had a flare that didn't sound too generic.
>>27577891
Don't bust my balls. I'll assert my opinion on compromise, or would you rather I assert something the shape of Italy to your rear?Honestly tho, it's because I'm too lazy to take things into my own hooves and make the OP myself.Sorry if I seem a bit peeved. Elo knows of the wonderful morning I've gone through today.
>>27577957
oi you wanna fockin go m8
ill smack ya gob i sware on mi mum
>>27575752
HNNNNNNNG Based drawfag delivered
>>27575752
Can I ask that the ghost have a tail instead if those wavy drapes at the bottom?
Fuck it, I've wasted enough time already without coffee. I have the answer to all our problems with a strawpoll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10415338Dadonequus > everything else.
>>27578137
Yes, working on it.
>>27575752
>>27578188
You sir are awesome
>>27574917
>>27575376
>>27575752
These drawings... They make me feel funny... It fills me with...DETERMINATION!
>>27575752
Oh man somehow you made her more cute than Elo's story
>>27578148
Let's see. Dadonequis and Discord means we would primarily be, and probably leaned more to Discord for the main "parental figure". For the protagonist(s). But other names suggest flexibility, that we could facilitate similar themes, still proxy to the "chaos child" theme.
I'm not that Anon, but I don't really like the "Childrens of Chaos" name. not only because of the spelling, but I think the name sucks. There's also this other chain of threads going around titled "Heart of Chaos", if anyone's aware of that. this influences my vote as well. Perhaps someone could come up with yet another name? I'm drawing blanks myself.
>>27579074
Excuse my redundancy, it's meant for emphasis. that, and I don't have the best speach pattern.
>>27579097
I think Daddonequus is great
Sure, it doesnt make sense for SOME stories, but like...cmon
Not all stories in all threads really fit the thread name
>>27572110
>Walking up to the castle doors, Twilight looks very agitated, staring at you like an angry parent.
>The three behind you hesitate to follow you a few steps in as you engage in conversation.
>"So Anon, how was school?" Twilight keeps a calm demeanor about her as to not scare away the three following you.
"It was efficient. I didn't learn any information from Miss Cherokee, but the three behind me taught me how to talk normally."
>This news changes Twilight's visage, like night is to day, her agitated state is replaced with a gleeful smile. She was so happy to hear that you learned something today, and even more so that you've made friends in such a shor-...
>Twilight takes a deep breathe, turns around, and readjusts her thoughts. Yes, she's a mother now, which means she will have to discipline when it is necessary.
>Turning back towards you, she now has a smirk more than a smile.
>You can clearly tell that emotions are fighting for control in her mind.
>"Anon, do you remember the rules I set for you?"
"They are clear in my mind."
>"Good, because I'm very certain that a certain little colt went and used his special talents on some pony." Twilight needed to walk around the whole powers thing, since the CMC have all perked up in interest.
>Your special talent? But Anon doesn't have a cutie mark at all on his flank. Without a cutie mark, how could you already know what your special talent was?
>>27579687
>Now they all wanted to know, what might your special talent be.
"If you're inquiring on the two that fled to town, yes that was my special talents doing."
>You feel a slight subtle change in mood behind you. A flare of anger comes from Sweetie specifically, but the other two stay curious to your abilities.
>"I KNEW I-! Wait..." Twilight was off balanced by your lack of hesitation, as well as your truthfulness on the matter. And truthfully, she should have expected this from you. A lack of self conscious and self doubt, as well as no concern for punishment, but... even so...
>"Erm... ummm... well, you still need to pay for your actions, Anon, you do realize that don't you?"
"I know. I did nothing wrong with my actions. The ones known as Diamond and Silver wreaked of arrogance, so I punished them for it."
>Twilight's emotions change near instantly.
>"Anon, how about we talk about this inside." Twilight offers, glancing at the group behind you.
>You feel the overwhelming worry and doubt spreading, so you agree.
>Walking inside, Twilight closes the door behind you with the mist and faces you, leaving the CMC to their own devices.
>>27575752
I want to kiss you brah
>>27579698
>"Anon, are you OK?" Twilight asks, the worry increasing significantly.
"Yes."
>"Does it hurt anywhere?" She asks
"No. Twilight, why are you asking these questions?"
>What is she on about?
>You haven't been injured, have you?
>No, any threat would have been dealt with easily.
>Twilight starts walking towards you, each step triggering something inside you.
>Your face is starting to distort in defense.
>They sense an unknown threat.
>"Anon, calm down..." she continues slowly walking toward you.
>You start backing away through the hall, your teeth growing and sharpening every step you take.
>"Anon..." she keeps going.
>Something has started to hurt inside you.
>Why does it hurt all of a sudden? Nothing is touching you.
>You growl in agony, trying to fight the pain growing in your body.
>What the hell is going on, you shouldn't be hurting.
>It's her mist, you have to kill her
>You'll break the rules Discord set
>Who cares aBoUt ThE rUlEs~
>Stop this pain, make it stop
~THEN KILL HER~
>Make it go away.
~yOu HaVe No ChOiCe~
>Someone...
~DO IT~
>He-...
>>27579713
>The room has distorted, tentacles and claws surrounding you, aiming straight at you.
>Your body has distorted to that of a rabid beast, your limbs transformed to razors and wings have sprouted from your body, the tentacles waving ever so slightly.
>And all is silent.
>As Twilight just pulled you into a warm embrace.
>The voices lay silent.
>You lay silent, unknown of what's to come.
>Suddenly, the pain you've been experiencing stops, and a steady stream of water leaves your eyes.
>Why is there water? Another spell?
>Twilight's wings extend and lower over yours, which retract themselves back into your body, covering you in warmth.
>The area around you undoes itself and dissipates to leave the regular crystal below.
>Your face changes back to its original form, and now...
>You can't help but make noises into her soft chest tuff.
>It doesn't make sense, why is this happening?
>Why now? Why haven't you experienced this feeling before? Why must you lack feelings in the first place?
>"Thank goodness..." Twilight whispers.
>Why is she thankful?
>I'm suffering and she's thankful?
>Who does she think she is?
>What reason does she-
>"You aren't any monster... you just want love is all... don't you?"
>>27579727
>Wha...
>Monster?
>Love?
>Is this what this feeling is?
>You hate this feeling.
>Why do you continue to water.
>Liquids are now pouring from your nose as well.
>You hate it.
>Hate it, hate it hate it HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT~
>"Shhhh..."
>What is she doing?
>"It's alright."
>Why must she do this?
>"You can just..."
>WHY MUST SHE HURT YOU LIKE THI-
>"... let it all out."
>And just like that, it all comes crashing down.
>>27579742
Bit short, but will finish up the chapter nicely.
Gonna continue working a bit on chapter 3 and then I'll post it later tomorrow.
>>27579794
What's your story about?
I think it's done
Any tip is welcome
>>27580499
help, help...I'm dying. I'm fucking dying. I want to carry the bat on my palm and have her hiss at people
>>27580499
Duuuuuuuuuude
>>27580499
Needs cute little fangs
>>27580499
>>27580620
Nice, anyways going over the next section one last time before posting.
>>27580620
You are fucking awesome dude
>>27580635
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/h4Gz1TXK
>The goo began to move through the gel, but all of it clumped and gathered in the middle. Fritz curiously watched as the substance started to separate from the gel.
“Based on what you told me, I don’t think this is right…”
>I stepped back, my gaze switching between Fritz and the purple goop. Fritz stepped even closer to examine the phenomenon.
“Uhh, Fritz… I don’t-”
>The goo jumped off the machine and latched onto Fritz face. I quickly go over and try to rip it off. He stops me before I can get a grasp of the creature.
>”Wait! Hold on…” He starts stretching and pulling the goo off his face. Wow, he was actually really calm about the whole thing. The substance slowly peels off his face, letting out a very muffled but audible screech.
“Is that thing… Alive…?”
>”WOW! It is!” Fritz eyes the critter as it flailed in his hand. “This is incredible! A transparent purple parasite, maybe? I’ve never seen a species like it!” Before he could investigate further, the creature bounces off his hand and start jumping all over the place.
>It ricochets off the walls, machines, and cabinets, Fritz staring in awe. Why did he just stand there?!? I tackled him down onto the ground. “OW! Hey, what was that for?”
“Did you not see what it just did? It’s flinging all over the place and tried sucking off your face! It’s best we take cover, it could be deadly.”
>>27580620
HNNNNNNNNNG! Taking a trip to Candyland because this pic gave me diabetes.
>>27580748
>Speaking of the devil, the sludge landed right next to us and started oozing along the floor. Fritz took the opportunity to grab the jar and capture it. It noticed him, and starts to bounce off again. “Quick, Aksel! Help me get it in the jar!” He stood up despite my attempt to protect him. I dusted off my pants and kept a level head trying to get the thing back into the jar.
“Alright alright…”
>The only thing visible was a purple blur that was impossible to track where it would land next. I took one side of the lab while Fritz took the other. It took several attempts and dodges to finally get it cornered.
>Fritz slowly crept towards it while it shivered in the corner. “C’mon, little guy, we’re not going to hurt you…” It leaped over him, grazing his crazy hair and getting caught in the fuzzy mess.
>He takes the jar and slowly rips the thing off his head. Oof… That looked like it hurt...
“Doesn’t that hurt…?”
>”Ehhh… Y-Yeah, a bit- Ow! But I’ll get over it, heheh…” He got all of it into the jar, but immediately it hops out and onto the floor. “I should have put the lid on, oops…”
“We’ll catch it again, we just have to be quicker this time-”
>”THERE IT IS!”
>Fritz dove for it, sending some supplies and machines falling onto the ground as he slams the jar over it, capturing the goo once and for all. “Well, that was something, right Aksel… Aksel?”
>I nodded my head at the entire commotion. Jeez, what the heck was all that, and how was that thing sentient?
>What did I get myself into? I risked my job and home for all this. To get pounced on by some freaky experimental disaster? I sighed and looked at Fritz with concern.
“Look… This was really crazy and amazing to get to know you and do this, but I don’t think I’m cut out for research science. It was fun, but I don’t see how this will help me find my daughter. I understand you just wanted a friend or someone to be with, but I can’t waste anymore time...”
>>27573749
sleep tight, pizza
>>27580620
>>27580620
I'll say it again your art is really good, and you know how to hammer the cute factor very well. I have nothing to criticize, the CM is actually much better than what I originally envisioned. The extra fluffyness is a neat and cute factor.
Seriously mate, you have a talent for this.
>>27580772
>He looks down in disappointment after my words. “So you still don’t believe me…” Awww… I hadn’t meant to hurt the guy's feelings, it’s just… I saw no purpose for all this. He said it was a clue to proving Anon was alive, but how?
“It’s not that I don’t believe you… Really, I believe you more since that ‘thing’ wasn’t alive before and now it is. Looks like some sketchy stuff, and the way they said Anon was killed didn’t really add up. The building just… Exploded or disappeared randomly.”
>Fritz’s eyes lit up at my reasoning, clutching the jar with his two arms like a little child. “So you do believe me! Trust me, with some more tests, scans, data, we can figure-” You interrupt him with one last statement.
“I just don’t see much progress…”
>”B-BUT AKSEL! We made more progress than ever together! Just now! RIGHT. NOW. C’mon, just look at what we accomplished!”
>He raised the jar up to me, his childish expression next to it. The specimen was slamming into the walls of the jar, trying to break it. Whoa, I could have swore I heard some growling coming from it.
“Fritz...”
>He looked at me with curious eyes, searching my face for what I could be asking.
>>27580799
“I can’t... I’m risking the little I have left by doing all this. After all, it looks like you have it covered.”
>I gesture towards the entire lab and setup. By the looks of it, he hadn’t liked my rejection. Fritz places the jar down slowly on the counter and looks down at it depressingly.
>”But... I could always-“ I stopped him mid sentence.
“I’m sorry Fritz but this just isn’t the kind of thing I should be involved with right now. It was fun, but in the end, I hope you understand...”
>Fritz didn’t reply or look over, he just kept staring at the shaking jar as the slime began to skid the jar around the table. He hastefully puts his hand on top to prevent it from moving, but his actions lacked focus or energy.
>I got my bearings and headed for the door, looking back at the guy… He looked so sad, like a little boy who lost the science fair…
“I’ll, uh… Come by again to see if you have any more progress on my daughter… Maybe take this new discovery to the official people on the case or something… Just a suggestion.”
>I walked out of the mobile home, Fritz still staring at the jar. “Yeah….” I walked towards my car and stepped into the driver's seat. I started the engine and glanced back at the little lab at the edge of town as I drove away.
>Poor guy, he just needed a friend. Maybe, I needed a friend, too…
>>27580620
Hey guys what's going on in th- HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
>>27580620
>>27577884
>>27575376
>>27574917
>>27574727
At this rate I'm going to need a folder just for this thread.
>>27574674
Also I think OP said that because of the Anonfilly in my story.
>>27580620
You're a godsent for this thread
>>27580620
I like it, but have a complaint for Elo that I remeber bringing up with him,Why did you choose the Ditzy Doo "Derpy" color scheme?
>>27573749
W-what? When did this become a thing. Are you trying to replace me Dadonequus!?I bet she tastes like Mozzarella too!
>>27580620
Excuse our overreaction is just that we really like that bat
>>27580620
Oh my
Elo here, give me like an hour and I'll post my update
>You and Luna make the trip to your room, huh you were sure that you spent a few hours in Luna’s garden but you didn’t expect that the sun was already setting.
>And judging by Luna’s reaction she didn’t expect it too “Time certainly flies when you are having fun… we will have to make a detour my child, you’ll take a shower in my room”
“But we almost reach mine”
>Luna shakes her head “I know, but look on the positive side, what you are going to see will impress you to say the least.” She then gently covers you with her hoof and teleports to her room
>Goddamn you fucking hated this, world was spinning and now you felt dizzy.
>Luna takes notice of this and gently rubs your back… this felt…soo…good “”I’m sorry for being so abrupt but I have to take care of my royal duties…”
>You didn’t respond, this felt so good that you were lost in a lulled trance, maybe is because you were a kid, maybe your pony body is more sensitive or maybe both… but what were you sure was that this was heaven
>In your new state of relaxation you start to examine Luna’s room. It was quite big; it had three doors, one you assume for the bathroom, the door to exit the room and another that lead to a balcony.
>Overall the room was pretty empty, it only had the bed, a few candles, a bureau and a quite comfy carpet.
>Luna takes notice of your goofed expression “I see that you find enjoyable to being subject to necking and other expressions of care and love” She continues for a little while before stopping…
“Wha- whyyyyy?”
>Luna giggles and gives you a little wink “I have to keep down all the fondling and petting my child. Otherwise I won’t be able to keep with my royal duties of raising the moon”
>Now that part snaps you out of your little trance. What the fuck did she mean with “raising the moon”?
“Now hold on a minute!”
>Luna is taken aback by your sudden reaction “Yes my little star?” She asks both confused and worried “What is wrong? Do you feel sick?”
>>27582682
>You shake your head, something was wrong but it certainly wasn’t you
“What do you mean with that stuff about raising the moon? The moon orbits the planet, it has its own rotation and translation cycle, there’s no way to raise the moon”
>“Oh so you came to that conclusion?” Luna rubs her chin thinking about something “Maybe your old world worked in a very different way than Equestria but I assure you, I can raise the moon and my sister raises the sun. We can achieve such feats with the help of our magic”
>You raise your eyebrow in disbelief. Sure Discord could teleport across dimensions and both Luna and Celestia allegedly have lived for over a millennia, but storing enough power to move fucking stars at will?
“Even if you could somehow move a body with a mass as huge as a star at DISTANCE nonetheless, there’s too much wrong there. The planet is supposed to orbit the sun not the other way around, the moon is a natural satellite and it orbits the Earth, it all obeys the laws of gravitation!”
>Luna giggles at your completely rational and objective argument “Well I can truly see that your past world works very different from here…” Luna gives you a gentle pat on the head… which kinda annoyed you, it felt so… patronizing.
>”But I can also observe that you are getting quite flustered so allow me to demonstrate that I indeed can raise the moon and thus bring the night” Luna’s horn glows and open the door to her balcony motion you to follow her
>When the two of you get to her balcony the first thing you notice was
“Wow, is quite high here”
>”That is correct; we are atop one of the castle towers you don’t have a problem with that do you?” Luna asks in a concerned tone
>You shake your head
“Not really, but anyway I’m actually eager to see your interpretation of raising the moon, because I’m 100% sure that you didn’t meant it in a literal way”
>>27582694
>Luna takes a little offence at that “Watch your tongue young colt, remember to respect the ponies that are older than you”
>Yeah, yeah whatever just say yes and let’s be over with this
“I’m sorry… mom, but is just that I’m reaaaally eager to see if I’m right or if you can… raise… the moon”
>You tried to say that in a very convincing tone but goddamn it was hard when such bullshit was being thrown around
>”Hmph so you still don’t believe in my words? Fine then be that way! But keep this in mind my child” Luna narrows her eyes and points her hoof at you “It will be I who will feast on the sweet victory over this argument!” She throws her hooves in the air cackling maniacly
>Ok, maybe she was over doing this a little too much
>Luna’s horn begins to glow as she starts to hover. But unlike every other occasion this time the glow was way brighter and warmer…
>Man you really hope that magic wasn’t radioactive, it will suck so much if you get cancer in your first week of being a horse.
>And then…
“No, no… Nononononono IT SIMPLY CANNOT BE!”
>The moon and the celestial vault comes in, perfectly sync in with Luna’s little ascension… No, this is too crazy, even with Discord’s bullshit, even with them being immortals, this is too much
>Luna even makes the moon bounce a little with a head movement. She lands at your side carrying a huge smirk on her face.
>”Ha Ha! This time victory is mine!” Luna couldn’t help to scrub the fact that everything you knew wasn’t valid in this fucking dimension as she raises her hooves in the air and makes a little dance “Look my child! I call this victory dance the… eh… well it doesn’t have a name but you can be sure that is a victory dance!” Luna was ecstatic about her being in the right
>But you… this simply was too goddamn much, even Discord’s bullshit dimensional travel had some explanation, this didn’t, and this broke every hypothesis, every theory and every natural law that existed.
>>27582702
>Luna stops her little dance, taking notice at your complete and utter shock
>”Uhhh… Anon… are you… ok?” She pokes you a little, but that’s enough to make you react
“HOW?!”
>Luna is taken aback by your reaction “What do you mean my child? I already explained to you I have magic that-“
“Oh magic!? That’s right I forgot!? Everything in this place is explained by magic how foolish of me!”
>Your reaction kills any joy on victory that Luna had, making her worried sick about you going bonkers all of the sudden “A-anon please calm down!”
“Calm down? CALM DOWN!? Are you crazy!? Listen! I can accept Discord being able to traverse dimensions, there are several theories to explain that. HELL EVEN THE GUYS DOWNSTAIRS WERE TRYING TO MAKE A FACTUAL EXPERIMENT ABOUT THAT USING A HADRON COLLIDER!”
>Luna gets even more confused but she tries her best to calm you down “Anon! Please, you ne-“
“I can also accept you and Celestia being immortals! Why not! We had a team working on that! I can also accept you being able to understand animals I think another team of pricks were working on some crazy drug for that! But this! ...”
>You angrily point at the moon
“This is so crazy, so out of the realm of possibilities that I simply cannot accept it! Even if you somehow have more power with your magic than us with our entire nuclear arsenal, how come that this movements of the moon haven’t screwed with the ocean tides! Or like with the whole planet I me- ARGH!”
>You are shut up by a literal bucket of cold water
“What was that for?!”
>You turn to Luna but she wasn’t at your side anymore, instead she was hovering above you holding a wood bucket with her hooves… and she wasn’t looking pleased at all
>”First of all it was to calm you down so you could stop whining about how this doesn’t make any sense…” She then lands in front of you and throws you some towels signaling you to enter her room
>>27582714
>“But first I’ll have to ask you to enter the room and dry yourself otherwise you will get sick from the cold”
“But-“
>”NOW!” Aw fuck she wasn’t kidding around.
>You rapidly enter the room and dry yourself. After making sure that you were indeed dry Luna looks at you with a super stern gaze
>”Listen Anon, I do realize that you are not from Equestria, that your world is different from mine but that’s no reason for you to be so impolite and much less to speak to me like that.”
>You take a deep breath, she was right… but still this fucking defied everything you learned. You open your mouth to talk but Luna holds her hoof making you close your mouth again.
>”I do understand that your world might work differently than Equestria in a very fundamental way. I did not understand half of what you said, for example what is a hadron collider?”
“Oh you see is a-“
>Luna holds her hoof again “I’m not done yet young colt. Even when I didn’t understand what that meant I didn’t screamed about you… Yes I’ll repeat myself again, I can raise the moon, Celestia can raise the sun, that’s how things work here and I advise you to get used to that because if you go throwing that kind of tantrums again”
> Luna approaches you, holding her motherly stern gaze ”I will come up with such punishment that the next time you have time to play will be when you have to use a cane to walk, understand?”
>The threat itself wasn’t what scared you, what scared you was having Luna angry at you… she can be really fucking scary
>You slowly nod, accepting your wrong doing
“Y-yes ma’am, I understand”
>Luna’s expression softens at this and gives you a little pat “And the last thing I wanted to say was…” She chuckles to herself “You need to learn to accept defeat my little star, I am willing to bet that Moonlight’s daughter wouldn’t take very well the fact that her little coltfriend is a sore loser”
“We are only friends! We have literally known each other for two days!”
>>27582725
>”Aawww but the two of you look so cute together!” Luna laughs to herself “But seriously my child, don’t go acting like that in front of her, is already bad that you did it in front of me, but it would be quite catastrophic for your friendship with the young Cherrywood.”
>Well, you did know that, women hates whiny faggots, you weren’t a fucking NEET who had no game.
“Yeah, I get it thanks for the advice and…”
>You give Luna a hug, it just felt like the right apology for being such a dickhead… but seriously you need to grab those books that eyebrows gave you and see how fucking bonkers this place truly was.
“I’m sorry for being a jerk… I don’t know what came to me”
>Luna returns the hug, soften completely this time “Apology accepted, but well… now there’s no need for you to take that shower”
>The moment doesn’t last long since your stomach decides to kill the mood by giving a very audible grumble
>Luna giggles at this “My… I didn’t think that you would be so hungry. What do you think if we go and grab something to eat?”
“Heh, I’d love to… eh I don’t know how to go from here to… well where we get food soo lead the way! … Please”
>Luna gives you a mischievous grin “Oh don’t worry, we will arrive to our destination immediately! In fact it will just take a blink of an eye”
>Oh fuck teleporting again
“T-that’s fine! I don’t mind walking! In fact that would help me to-“
>Before you can finish your sentence Luna grabs you and teleports to a big dining hall… Fucking shit you really hated this.
>You try to readjust your vision since everything went spinning again… among the blur you could make out two big forms, one white and the other blue
>”Oh come on! Don’t tell me that you will do that every time you teleport... Girls really don’t dig pushovers, you know” That familiar voice… with those cockish remarks… that was Celestia you’re sure
“Well is not like I’ve done this before you know… I bet that you had problems with your first times too”
>>27582737
>You shake your head and regain your senses and lo and behold, you could see Luna at your side and a very bored Celestia sitting at a small table.
>Luna rolls her eyes at Celestia”Actually when she was first starting to learn the teleportation spell, my sister had this quirk of always teleporting into the wrong places”
> “There was this time when she accidentally teleported inside the Royal Guard bathroom” This certainly made Celestia blush in embarrassment but her sister didn’t notice or care since she was giggling like a school girl.
>”L-Luna! Don’t tell anon about those things!”
>Luna’s laughter increased “Why I should not? This is very funny… for me” Luna continues to laugh at her sister, and it was quite contagious.
>You start laughing too. Celestia huffs and rolls her eyes “Ugh whatever…” She wouldn’t admit, but her face gave away that she was having fun too
>After a few moments of laughter Luna finally speaks “So, how did you manage to balance the numbers of Manehattan problems with cabbages importation?”
>Celestia groans at her sister’s question, looking clearly annoyed “Luna, please… I spent all day with that stuff; just… let’s talk about other topic ok? Like…” Celestia shifts her attention to you, giving her warm, motherly smile “Did you enjoy your day my sunshine? Come and tell me about everything that you learned today”
>”Tell US what he learned” Luna corrects her sister “I still want to know what you two did together with Book Watch!”
>”Luna, don’t forget that we also have to explain Anon about how his academic education will be” Celestia adds in a serious tone
>Aww shit, that’s right school… but eh you were a middle schooler now, give it a few more years and you will be the fucking king of High-School when you teach teenagers how to get alcohol for cheap.
“I think that part goes without saying. I go to school, do my homework, pass the exams and get good grades. Trust me I know how it goes”
>>27582751
“I think that part goes without saying. I go to school, do my homework, pass the exams and get good grades. Trust me I know how it goes”
>Celestia shakes her head “I’m sorry Anon but that’s not it. You’re our son now so that makes you a prince and as such you will receive a much harder education that regular foals, so starting tomorrow you will commence with your studying regime, and I already got a tutor that will help us to carry with your duties”
“What!? Oh come on!”
>Luna lets out a sigh “I’m afraid my sister is right, my child. And even if you weren’t a prince, remember that you are not originally from Equestria or this dimension for that matter, so it is logical that you would need special education to catch on with subjects such as history and other social subjects”
>”AND don’t forget that you already accepted to be enlisted in my school” Celestia adds to her sister’s point while also adopting a regal pose “And that means that even while you clearly have what it takes to be there in terms of magical potential”
>Celestia stands up and walks towards you holding a stern look on her face “You need to catch on with your future classmates, they do know more than mere levitation spells and let’s be honest… you’re not the most knowledgeable guy when it comes to magical stuff”
“B-but I’m already great at math and physics and-“
>”And you don’t know much or more like nothing at all about magic” Celestia gives you a gentle caress on your cheek to reassure you that everything would be alright “I know that you are incredibly intelligent, and that you have the potential to be a great magical user, but you also need to understand that you need to study harder than most ponies, both to catch on and because from now on you need to become an example for every foal your age”
>God fucking dammit, the fact that you were going to be subject shitty things like art and history makes you less than excited to begin your education anew
>>27582758
>And there’s also the fact that you went through a goddamn PhD at one of the best colleges in the fucking world… but those two… you can’t say no to them
>You open your mouth to speak but you’re interrupted by a very concerned Moonlight who rushes into the dining hall
“Your highness we have a problem!”
And that's it for this time, hope you enjoy it and again, to the drawfag, you are amazing dude
>>27580620
Don't know if I should say this... It's fucking great as it is, just one thing... I don't want to be picky, but... Why the purple wings? Why not grey or white?
>>27582737
After this we can all agree that Luna is best mum and best princess
>>27580620
PORN WHEN
>>27582702
>>27582769
>And then Anon figured out that his 7 years of physics study mean nada in the presence of omnipotent magical horse goddesses
Loving it so far Elo, keep it up!
>>27582919
>Why the purple wings?
I think it's because S2E4 and S5E26 make my mind see batponies with blue/purple wings
I'll post colorless version then you guys can color it.
>>27583012
>That Cherrywood
HNNNNNNNNNG THE CUTENESS DOES NOT Stop
>>27583012
>>27583037
>>27583049
You truly are a based motherfucker you knew that?
>>27583012
At this rate, the drawfag will kill us by heart attacks
>>27583012
How did you get so good at drawing cute fillies?
>>27582769
>PhD Anon got BTFO throughout the whole chapter.
>Only Celestia remains without being fucking TOLD now
Also what happened to Discord?
>>27583012
Now this is so cute that it made me decide about something related to Cherrywood. Great job at ilumination
kek
I'm glad you guys liked it.
>>27583227
draw fillies every day
>>27583227
Very good question.
>>27583012
Your art style seems so familiar; what else have you drawn if you don't mind me asking?
>mfw a humans brand of chaos might even freak discord out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU
>>27583471
I was drawfagging on anonfilly thread. I did a lot ofautismdrawings. My art style changes a lot. You can find some samples on anonfilly dropbox.
>>27583583
How is that general anyways, I've never actually been in it (the irony that I also have the only Anonfilly).
>>27583657
The same thing as any other generals
but with 20% more funposting and shitposting.
The content was about filly abuse, filly lewd and filly cute.
And I have posting there just because I like to draw that filly.
>>27583454
It's all about anatomy, sir.^:)
>>27583453
You really made a progress there and adopted your own and cute style which is more comic book-y but at the same time is also pretty great.
>>27583453
>liked it
Nigga we loved it
>>27583485
well that's more like an aesthetic. Human chaos, which is chaos theory would bore Discord
>>27583739
Well this thread is mostly about light hearted fun and cute moments with the exception of our new writter.
So far Erf nails perfectly the mane 6 characterization while Elo goes a little more wild in that regard, at least with Luna and Celestia but nonetheless he mamages to portray them in a really creative and dynamic way
>>27579074
Do you know maybe any link to that "Heart of Chaos"? I saw the last thread with 6 green posts, but I can't find the rest of it.
>>27583657Not for too long, LaskvuJust wait by the end of the month
>>27584226
Nigga that's pure chaos born straight from the human imagination.
>Erf Anon meets Zephyr Breeze
>NEET vs NEET
What happen?
>>27584661
Anon stays the hell away from him. Eventually has to help him with job. Threatens physical violence.begs for his own death. Never lets him touch his mane
>>27584661
Nothing, NEETS don't do anything.
Erf anon meets Cherrywood. What happens?
>>27584802
He gets a heart attack from the cuteness then DT and Cherrywood fight
>>27584802
>Erf Anon meets Cherrwood.
>Never realized there'd be batpony fillies as cute and adventurous as her.
>Regrets sticking with DT
>Uses horn to swap bodies with PhD Anon
>Hopes to god nobody finds out as he goes on fun adventures with her
>Hopes she never finds out
>Discord will eventually ruin everything
>>27584848
your anon is truly a shitbag
>>27584848
>After Discord makes the rever body change PhD Anon comes back fully pissed
>PhD Anon gives Erf Anon the full Tijuana ride as an act of revenge
>Erf Anon can't do shit since he wasted the horn charge
>>27584848
>Live a new life of lies with more lies
Yup, this suits Erf Anon
>>27584802
Erf Anon eats his words for when PhD Anon nominated Cherrywood as best pone
>>27584848
Are we getting green tonight?
>>27585015
I guess. I'm a little ill. In fact, i'll explain whats been going on with me as of late.My right nut has been internally bleeding. Doctors have no fucking clue whats wrong but it doesn't appear to be fatal. CT scans and ultrasounds have turned up nothing. My sex drive is low, my energy is lower, and I get random fevers. Doctors at this point just tell me all I need to do is lay off bike riding and rest up some more.
>>27585032
>His Anon won DT's heart by kicking Discord in the balls
Irony aside, get well mate
>>27583739
Mr. Drawfag if it's not much to ask. Could we get a drawing of a family photo with Discord, Anon and the beloved Aunt Fluttershy?
>>27585032
Jesus FUCK, please rest Erf, we dont want to see you hurt!
I may not know you IRL but if I was close to you I would fucking throw rocks at your window telling you to go to sleep or rest. Damn it dude
>>27585292
ok ok, i suppose one day of rest won't hurt. But you're all getting your trixie tomorrow dammit
Fucking bump.
Yp
>>27584571
A new writefag? Welcome to the club man.
>>27585314
Seriously nigga, you will end up ded if you don't rest from time to time
>>27582714
His PhD was for nothing
>>27586906
Is also nice to have you back, george
>>27588153
Thanks, I had a lot of exams lately but it feels good to finally graduate school. Along with that I'm going to have a lot of free time.
>>27582714
The mind fuck is real when faced with something that flies in the face of everything you know.
>>27588714
Luna scolding him was great tho
Posting in a few
>>27579742
>You are Anon.
>And the waterworks have ended
>Now you're just dry heaving.
>Twilight gently shushes you, slowly petting your mane, and humming a nice tone every now and then.
>Spike successfully held off the assault of tears, but now lays near exhausted on the floor.
>"T-Twilight... 'heave'... 'heave'... how long... is he... gonna be like that...?"
>"Don't worry Spike, I think he's starting to calm down." And she's right, you have.
>From the initial screaming and biting down on hair to ease the suffering, you're now moaning, with the occasional whimper and heavy breathing.
>You feel like a mess.
>Yet your body continues to keep going on its own accord.
>And going... and going... and going...
>Until finally, it subsides.
>You both lay silent for a few minutes, thinking of nothing but this moment.
>And then, she speaks.
>"All better mister?" Twilight says with a playful smirk, acting as if all this was normal to her.
>You bury your muzzle into her and nod, still shaking every now and then.
>"Good, now why don't you clean up. There's a bathroom a little down the hall to the left. When your done, come right back, alright?"
>You nod once more and separate yourself from her.
>A giant string of snot and tears connects you to her as it slowly lowers down to the ground, condensing into a pile of goop.
>Expecting a reaction from Twilight, instead, her motherly expression stays the same.
>"Don't worry about the mess, just go clean yourself up. You have nothing to worry about."
>And so you do.
>>27589187
>You walk down the hall and take the left like instructed.
>Though your vision was impaired, now that you've left, tentacles have started to sprout out of your eyes, healing the swollen feeling covering them.
>The door is easy to find and you walk inside.
>A sink and mirror, with a shiny tub to the left. Towels hang from a pole holding curtains for convenient privacy, the soap lying in a little ledge poking out of the wall.
>Laying on the sink is a toothbrush and a glass cup you assume is for cleaning.
>You climb into the bathtub and try to turn the knob to release the water, but your hooves don't allow you to.
>So you grow tentacles with suction to turn it for you.
>The water pours on you like heavy rain, except now it's a relaxed feeling engulfing you.
>Hot water fills your pours and cleans your face of the mucus and dried tears.
>A tentacle grows from your back and takes the soap, lathering it in water and swishing it across your mane.
>As you wash yourself, you try to think what caused you to act so savage.
>Why did all this happen? Why so fast? No...
>What did Twilight do while you were away?
>Could it be possible that she came to a revelation?
~We grow restless, while you break your oaths~
"I know"
~Why not kill her? She knows so much~
"I want to stay here, I cannot kill."
~We MuSt SaTe OuR hUnGeR~
"Then I will find a non-sentient creature andfeast upon that, but I musn't kill."
~YOU THINK LESSER BEINGS WILL QUELL US~
"If it is what I must do, so be it, but I do not want to return to that place. This is my home now."
>The voices silence themselves.
>You turn the bathtub off and get out.
>>27589191
>You go to retrieve the towels that have been picked up by more growing tentacles as you clean yourself off.
>As you wipe yourself, the tentacles join in as they copy your up-down right-left circular motions.
>And with your body dried off, you decide to look at yourself in the mirror.
>You know that your figure has changed, but it wasn't that much of a problem.
>A green coat of fur covers most of your tiny body, with tentacles protruding here and there around your back.
>Willing them to dissipate, dropping the towels in the process, you take a closer look at yourself.
>Your face looks soft, a muzzle with a irritated red nose and a neutral mouth shape.
>Your eyes are pearly white, which enhances the flamboyant red around your iris.
>Though you notice a shade of black under your eyes, taking on an ominous undertone in what would be a cute little colt, is instead a 'serious'ly cute colt that hasn't slept in a few years.
>Which is true, you haven't slept since the electric conditioning.
>Yet you wouldn't call them bags. When you feel them, they feel like regular skin, just wtih a change of color.
>Turning to the side reveals your mane, large and messy like a lions, reaching all the way to your belly.
>Examining your face once more, out of curiosity, you verify that your teeth have turned to that of a herbivores from your regular canines.
>Testing out your abilities a bit, all your teeth change to that of a sharks, razor sharp and layered in case teeth break off.
>Though the feeling from before isn't the same, it looks about right.
>You change them back and open the door, where you see Spike waiting in the hallway.
>"Jeez, took you long enough. Twilight's waiting in her bedroom, which is back where you came, should have some stars on it... anyways... erm... hope your feeling better and all."
>Spike walks off further down the hall while you ponder what he meant by it.
>>27589200
>Did you feel bad when you poured water on Twilight?
>Knots begin to tie up your stomach as a familiar feeling takes form.
>But you quickly dash the feeling away and walk down the hallway.
>You walk back to where the mess was and notice that it's been cleaned up. No trace left of the mixture you left.
>You assume that Spike cleaned it while Twilight cleaned herself up.
>Continuing down the hall, you find the star'ed door Spike mentioned and walk in.
>And there you see Twilight on her bed reading a book.
>You decide to walk up and into the bed, making Twilight perk up.
>"Anon! Glad your OK."
"Yes. I'm quite alright."
>"Wonderful, because we have a lot to talk about."
>Yeah, you did have a lot to talk about.
>Like what Twilight did.
"What happened to me? I started releasing fluids from my eyes for no reason, what was that?"
>Twilight's motherly smile returns and she begins her explanation.
>"That was crying, it's what you do when everything becomes too much to handle all at once."
"Crying? Is it a natural occurrence among ponies?"
>"Yes, it is natural to do it and it's a great thing to do, so when you do cry, don't hold back, simply let it all out."
"But why? How did it happen?"
>Something like this can't just come and go, can it?
>But Twilight speaks up before you can think more of it.
>"Well... I kinda did a few things when while you were away..."
"Things like what?"
>>27589207
>"Well, mother things of course, like how to be a mother, what to do to act like a mother, Oh and there was this great book called 'One Way Guide to Taking Care of Foals', It really helped! Then I got really excited, so I called over one of my friends to help think of ways to be a mother." Twilight starts waving her hoof around like a sort of guide stick for her thoughts.
"A friend?"
>"Yep, Starlight Glimmer to be exact. We talked about a multitude of things from 'how to keep your castle from burning down, to 'What to do when he gets into his rebellious faze..." and now she's counting her hooves.
>You can't help but think that there is some unneeded information here.
>But you continue to listen silently, so she can get to the point.
>"... and eventually we got to talking about you in general." Twilight then looks at you.
>"When I described you to her, it reminded her of herself when she was your age. When someone important to her got taken away, she shut herself out from society, only focusing on her studies, and... erm..." Twilight didn't want to tell you too much about her, in case you chose to follow the same path, being as unpredictable as you were.
>"... anyways, most of the people she considered friends distanced themselves from her, which led to a personality almost similar to yours." Twilight's wing now covers your body once more, and the warmth feels nice.
>Nice... you are able to feel... nice.
>"And so I asked her what she wanted most while she was like that, and well..." Twilight's eyes widen, showing a tiny sparkle in them.
>"What she said gave me an idea as to how to start becoming a mother, because what she wanted most..." She leans into you, her hoof wrapping itself around you. "Was to be loved."
>To be loved?
>>27589217
"What is love, Twilight?"
>Her motherly gaze grows bigger and her warm embrace thickens. "Love is a strong affection that you can only have towards those you care for the most."
>You ponder this for a bit
>It resembles kindness, but for the ones you care for the most?
>Strong affections... towards those you cared for... the most...
"Twilight? How do I love? and how do I care? And how do I know I love them?"
>"Well first, all you have to do, is care for some pony, and in order to care, you have to protect them. I think your powers could help with that."
>It is true, the voices do protect me from harm, but that is just instinct.
>Protecting something else? Why would you do that?
>It would cause much risk to yourself and those around, it isn't logical.
>Twilight continues. "And for that last question, thats for you to answer, because after a while, it'll be the most clear when it's staring right at you."
>Looking up at her, she's still giving that... loving smile.
>It's a loving smile, like that of a mother's.
>So you try to give her a smile of your own.
>You feel your lips move, but it doesn't feel quite like a smile, but nonetheless Twilight beams with joy.
>The cuddling intensifies as tentacles now form around you.
>Twilight panics, but tries her best to accept the new limbs constricting around her.
>The tentacles of there own accord, wrap themselves around Twilight, pulling you into her soft bare chest.
>You both lay on your sides, entangled in hooves, wings, and tentacles as the both of you dose off... into a deep sleep...
>>27589227
And that'll be it... I think...contemplating if I should post the rest of this chapter, it is finished, and chapter 4 is underway, but something might cut into my schedule soon. Needless to say, I'll be posting daily.
>>27584312
noice
seems comfy
>>27585110
I'll try
I'm not very creative with poses and situations, if you want something more specific feel free to say.
>>27589399
Is just a family photo with Anon the douchebag cute colt, he's pip size, freckles and a cute long mane. Fluttershy in the middle and Discord.
>>27589245
STANDING ON THE EDGE
>>27589399
Hope you enjoy our stories bro
>>27589521
>pip size
And I thought he was a tiny tot scronny ankle biter before with how I pictured him.
>>27589536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkClJm9SrHI
>>27583453
That transition is crazy.
Way to use your spare time wisely man.
>>27589536
OF THE CRATER
>>27584848
>Be Erf Anon
>Be a dick
>Use horn to swap bodies with PhD
>Gee your dick is now tiny
>Fair change
>>27591141
PhD Anon compensates for his small penis by talking about the wonders of sexual intimacy in a very attractive way, heavily breathing on their clit until they can't take it anymore, shoving their pussies into his face.
>>27591364
Do you think our based drawfag is into lewd? Some foalcon would be nice.
...Is it foalcon or /ss/ if Anon is fucking a filly?
>>27573749
Sleep tight, Pizza.
>>27591370
>...Is it foalcon or /ss/ if Anon is fucking a filly?
Is called pedophilia, this thread is for cute not lewd
>>27591370
>Wanting lewd of anon and either Cherrywood or DT
>>27591370
You need to seek help m80
Fillies are not for sexual, Anon.
>>27591141
>Implying Erf's Anon doesn't have a small dong too
Sooo are we getting green tonight?
>>27575600 (You)
>There wasn't much to do now. If you went on another escapade, you might not get enough sleep. And although Applebloom's reaction was still irking you. At least everything else could be...hopefully...be considered to have gone back to normal.
>The only other thing to worry about is seeing just how much you actually could care less about what happened at the fight. Could you really shrug it off? Or was it going to come back and bite you in the ass? You would never know until you stepped out in public.
>"Hey Anon. You're awake, cool"
>You hear Spike's voice coming from behind. Hmm, it wasn't late enough for him to be going to bed yet it seemed.
"Spike?"
>You turn around.
"What's up?"
>"What's up?" Spike seemed confused by your question "I should be asking you that, you looked pretty terrible after your marefriend showed up."
>You sigh..goddammit.
"I really don't wanna talk about that Spike. C'mon, it probably happens to everypony"
>"I'm not too sure about that." Spike smirked just a little, it seemed he still found the whole thing humorous. "But eh, as long as you're ok. I wish you didn't nap for so long though. Too late to go bowling now."
>That's right...the free food for the perfect bowl. Well, shit.
"Sorry, I just wasn't in the mood anymore. Didn't help that you were laughing at me too you know"
>Spike winced, he didn't think he hurt your feelings.
>"Oh come on Anon, you had to admit it was at least a little funny. I'm sorry about laughing, but come on, are you saying if the roles were switched between me and you, and Rarity showed up to save the day. You wouldn't laugh..even a little?"
>You actually stopped to think about that. That would be sorta funny. But....
"A little, but what would make it more funny is right after that it turned out she was just chewing you out as a friend and that her date was right around the corner."
>Spike grumbled and crossed his arms ".....that doesn't sound funny at all"
>That actually gets a chuckle out of you
>>27593433
"Doesn't feel good, does it Spike?"
>"Ok ok, you made your point. Well...you better get some early sleep actually. Considering where you're going tomorrow"
"The Everfree Forest? It's not too late, I think I could stay up a little longer."
>"No, I'm telling you. Just go and get some sleep. You're going to be hanging with Zecora tomorrow and if you're tired, you're going to miss on everything she's saying. She rhymes all the time, and not only that, but she has this weird way of putting things that if you're not paying attention,zoop!, right over your head."
>Was Zecora really that hard to understand in a full conversation? It seemed easy enough watching the show. But...given this is an educational thing. Things might get a touch boring at times. Spike might be right, if you're not paying attention, then Twilight might scold you.
"Alright alirght, But I'm just saying. Twilight said this is happening in the afternoon"
>Spike looked at you with a hard stare "And that's when you usually wake up"
>....
"Alright, sheesh. I'll go sleep then."
>You didn't feel like arguing with him really. You didn't want to put yourself in an actual bad mood considering the incident was still fresh in everyone's mind. Spike was most likely right anyway.
>You say goodnight to Spike, who let's you know that he'll make breakfast for you when you wake up so you'd be prepared. That was actually kind of nice of him. You ask him why he'd go through the trouble. His reply? "We're friends Anon, and you're really gonna need it. Trust me"
>You go to head up to Twilight's room, until one more piece of business smacked you right in the head.
"Waaaaaait! Spike!...the letter!"
>Spike chuckles and waves his hand at you "Already sent it.." Spike holds up a list and points to it "I'm Twilight's number one assistant remember? Wouldn't really be good at my job if I didn't keep track of things I had to do."
>You had to hand it to Spike, he was as much as a faggot as he was based.
"Thanks Spike..."
>>27593544
>It was time to get rest now. With another good night to the baby dragon. You head up into Twilight's room. You could hear the sweet soft coos of her cute voice whispering outward from her bed.
>The problem was, you weren't too sleepy, especially after that nap. But then, Twilight had figured that in. So you grab the Daring Do book and decide to read off at Chapter 2.
>You hop on the bed Twilight set out for you, and begin reading.
>You actually get two chapters in, right when her adventure is starting. But ahh, the two chapters to get there, while much better than chapter one. Left someone like you a little more bored than the average pony. Perfect for getting some Zs.
>And so you fall asleep, Hopefully ready for the day to come.
>Day 4
>"Anon, how could you still be asleep? It's almost noon. Spike said you went to bed early...."
>Twilight was in disbelief as she looked upon your sleeping form.
>Twilight sighed, gently moved the Daring Do book away from your chest and then began to gently shake you. "Anon....Anon...time to get up"
>You gently slap her leg away with your own.
"...mnnnghhh...just a few more minutes"
>Twilight groaned and slowly lifted you with her magic to eye level. "Anon, you need to wake up so we can get you fed and ready to go. If we don't do everything right then the whole thing will be ruined. Some of the amazing things we'll be seeing today only appear at a certain time. Doesn't that make you curious enough to wake up?"
>You sleepily boop her nose with your hoof "....mnnngghaaa..."
>Twilight sighed, and began to walk down to the cutie map room. "I can't believe how much you sleep. If anything, I'm going to have to talk to Discord about your sleeping habits. I have no idea how he manages to get you out of bed in the morning for school...well, the few amounts you've gone, but my point still stands."
>>27593632
>Twilight gently puts you down on her seat. But all you do is fall forward onto the cutie map and smash your face right into a bowl of Cereal and milk.
"AESFESDDS. HELP I'M DROWNING!"
>Twilight put her hoof to her forehead and shook her head. "She didn't expect you to sleep hard enough to fall face first into your breakfast,
>She immediately uses her magic to slide the bowl away from your face as she gives you a snarky smirk. If you were going to be a big sleepy head. Then she might as well try to instill reasons as to not to be. "Anon, Breakfast time"
>oggh, geez. your snout was cold and leaky with milk. You had to rub it off with your hooves.
"W-what happened?! where am I?"
>"You're in the castle still, and you fell face first into your own breakfast. Wouldn't happen if you had better sleeping habits"
>Ahh geez, overslept AGAIN?! But you went to bed this time. Dammit, you really were just really lazy when it came to sleep. No use getting angry about it. It was your fault after all...still, how could you sleep so hard as to fall in your own breakfast? You didn't even remember getting up for it.
"S-sorry, I didn't know I slept for so long. I did go to bed early this time. I even read Daring Do until I fell asleep"
>Twilight's snark slowly washed away. She believed you, since you did have the Daring Do book on your chest. But still, she knew this wouldn't happen if you just slept better. She decides to ease up.
>"Anon, it's alright. But you really need to manage your sleeping habits better, it isn't healthy. It's actually worrying how much you sleep"
>It's mostly because you were awake longer than most foals. But...mnn. You want to change it, but that want will probably dissipate back to your old habits after awhile.
"I'll try...sorry Twilight. I know we had something to do, but we're not late right?"
>>27593782
>Twilight shook her head, and smiled a warm smile now. As long as everything was ok, she had nothing to worry about. "No, we still have plenty of time. Like I said, we have to go in the afternoon. But if you're not ready for it then the whole thing won't work." Then Twilight gives you a big smile as she lifts her right fore leg and makes a "let's mosey" styled action "So eat your breakfast and get your saddle bag, because we're going on a super learning adventure!" She then giggles, both at the slight absurdity of her words and to lift the spirits.
>It worked, you felt better now. Seeing Twilight being adorkable was always a mood lifter.
"Gotcha...let's see"
>You look down at your bowl, lift it up, and just start having the cereal and milk flow down into your mouth.
>"Anon..y-you don't have to eat that-"
>Before she can even finish, you put the bowl down and wipe your face with your leg. and burp.
"Done!"
>"Ooook then." Twilight nervously grinned, that was a little crude. "Well, grab your saddle bag and I'll guide you into the forest....Trust me Anon, I promise you'll have fun"
>You believed her. You go back into the room to grab your saddle bag. You even end up checking for your horn. No dice. Damn...
>You go back to Twilight, already waiting by the door. "Ready already? Do you have everything you usually carry around with you? More importantly, did you bring a pencil and some paper?"
>You nod, you knew you had your school supplies in there.
>"Good, now let's get going." Twilight opens the chamber doors to the entrance hall.
>You both proceed down the hall to the front doors of the castle. But as you both go near, there is a sudden knocking on the door.
Finished the last thread. Life has been kinda shit lately.
Erf, that DT twist was fucking hilarious. I also loved how Anon freaked out like a little whimp when RD picked him up and did the spin smash move. Thinking about it, it would be terrifying if RD did that to you, but still. RD will give him endless amounts of shit for that.
Elo, kicking major ass like always.
Coffeeholic, I don't remember the part where Antonio spoke with the princesses unless it was mentioned in passing in a previous update. Quickly checked and didn't see it.
Cookiesfh interesting but I'm not engaged yet. Need something...
General comment:
So did we really kill the Anonfilly thread? Kinda sucks because I really liked what Crossroads and Stand Proud were doing.
I cheated and looked ahead and that Cherrywood pic is absolutely the most adorable drawing I have seen in a long time.
>>27594044
>both you and Twilight stop from the sudden knocking. Twilight seemed very confused. "Fluttershy?..she was supposed to be waiting for us at Zecora's hut. Hmmnn...well..atleast she knocked." She then called out towards the door "Hold on, we're about to open the door now."
>Twilight smiles, and opens the door to greet her friend.
>But, the pony that was behind that door....was no friend of hers.
>Before Twilight could say a damn thing, The familiar blue Unicorn, donned in a wizard's hat and cape, made a gran and boisterous introduction. "GREETINGS PRINCESS TWILIGHT! IT IS I! THE HUMBLE AND APOLOGETIC TRIXIE!"
>Trixie?!" Twilight said in surprise.
>....holy fuck....you hadn't seen her since season 3. Were you in another episode? What the hell was she doing here? And why...oh right, the whole...alicorn amulet thing.
>"Yes...that's what I just said. Except with a "Apologetic" and "Humble" before it. Is it too hard to understand that I've come to grace you once more with my presence...and perhaps ask a favor?"
>No seriously, fucking Trixie? What the random buttfuckery did she want?
>Twilight looked at her with contempt, a look of contempt that was unnerving to be honest. "So let me get this straight, you've come all the way back to Ponyville. To ask me for a favor...Really?"
>"It is only a small favor, yet one of great importance to Trixie. All I ask is the location of the spirit of chaos, Discord"
>...woah what..WUT?!
"H-hold on, what do you want with Disc...my father?"
>Your voice catches Trixie's attention. She looks down to you, noticing you for the first time. And..her attitude changing after hearing your words. "Wait....are you..Discord's son?"
O shit
>>27593433
Cousin you slept too long i thought we were going bowling
>>27594148
>RED FLAGS! RED FLAGS!
>In fact, you wren't the only one getting red flags. You didn't trust Trixie, and thankfully. Neither did Twilight. "Wait...please tell me you didn't come for Anon"
>Trixie gives an uncaring glare to Twilight "As a matter of fact, I have. I have a very important question to ask him."
>Both you and Twilight look at eachother, then back to Trixie. You both could already guess what she was here for.
>"The horn" you both say.
>That catches Trixie offguard, weakening the confidence in her speech. "T-that's...actually right. But please, hear me out. Just hear me out. It is actually very important for me to ask for use of the horn."
>"Really?" Twilight was sounding rather sarcastic "And why's that?"
>"Why are you speaking to me like that Twilight? You're acting as if I was a monster" Trixie says
>"Not a monster, just somepony who's obviously trying to take advantage of a colt for once again....something beyond your control. There's no reason for you to have something so powerful." Twilight wasn't about to let Trixie anywhere near you.
>And that was fine with you. It was pretty obvious she was here for just the horn.
>"There is, I need it to start my Equestrian super apology tour.....it's a working title. But the fact of the matter is I ned a strong opening show, in the town I subjugated, to make any headway. I truly am sorry for what I've done. I thought you were all about giving second chances."
>"That usually depends Trixie. I would never give somepony like King Sombra or Queen Chrysalis a second chance."
>That made you wince. You really hoped that was a spur of the moment set of words she said. Considering what you need to have done.
>"But you gave Discord, somepony who commited high treason, a second chance. All I want to do is ask Anon, and if he says no...well....."
>Trixie didn't finish her words. She didn't want to think about if you said no.
>>27594355
>Twilight never broke her stern stare. But...she knew Trixie had a point. Compared to what Discord had done. Perhaps she was being a little too harsh. But even still. Going straight for the horn? Twilight knew she couldn't NOT keep her eye off Trixie.
stupid 4chan going goofy
>>27594360
goodnight, sweet prince
>>27594116
No they arw dying on their own
>>27594360
Evey mare around Anon is such a horndog.
>>27594877
I like you.
>>27594360
Doesn't Trixie enounce herself with an accent? Like Trrrixie! Or something
>>27594116
No, the anon filly thread is dying on its own fault
>>27595621
all threads must die
one day, we too, shall die
we must accept the coming end and embrace it
not to shamble on as a corpse, ala filly and strange waifus
>>27595689
amen
>>27595701
amen brother, amen
>>27595689
And like half of this board
>>27594116
I really like the iniciative of this fag
>>27595935
yeah, seriously
>>27595689
True
Hello everyone. I just want to say that I take back my "won't ever" for I am writing some more green! I'm not sure I can retake the helm on Eris work, though, but I am on something new.
I guess I shall stay relevant here in this thread after all rather than lurking. I'm just feeling so inspired. I shall have the prologue written and posted later on.
>>27596861
Yaaay
>>27595211
You are such a horndog
Posting in a few.Also I got really fucking bored in class today, so I a thing. Not that great at drawing, but other people who do it inspire others like a plague. So have it
>>27589227
>You growl and kick as you wake up, letting out a loud yawn, releasing you from your sleepy state.
>"Good morning Anon." Twilight lays in front of you.
>Your tentacles have prevented her from moving from her spot.
"I-uhhh..."
>"It's quite alright Anon, your little friends are quite useful." She gives a light-hearted chuckle as a tentacle raises a fork to her mouth.
>Looking around you notice what she's talking about.
>Various tentacles in varying sizes carry books, silverware, eggs and salad-topped toast with a dressing, napkins, with a quill and paper writing something in front of her.
>"When I woke up, they wouldn't let me go, but they did help get my day started. Who knew I could talk to them!" Twilight was ecstatic at the way the tentacles acted.
>But meanwhile, Spike sits in a chair, with very visible anger pouring out of him, as his daily jobs have been taken like pocket change.
>Honestly, first you take his chores, and now you're taking his best friend without any repercussions.
>Spike was fuming, smoke emptying his mouth each time he took a bite of his gem-based dish.
>With each bite, the anger he felt lessened, but grew back in size without fail.
>It was clear that he was wasn't trying to fight back the anger, but fuel it instead.
>Maybe it was a trait among dragons, to hold grudges this powerful.
>But Twilight continued to use your tentacles, oblivious to her friend's frustrations.
>"Anon, can you tell your friends that they don't have to hold me anymore?" So you do.
>The tentacles around straighten, as if called to attention, as you will the tentacles around your back to dissipate, releasing Twilight.
>"Thank you, sweetheart." She gives you a peck on the cheek as she hops off the bed to stretch her muscles.
>What... what was that?
>>27598248
>Your tentacles shoot up in excitement, before slowly becoming limp, lowering everything they're holding into a neat little pile.
>An act of affection?
>What did she just do?
>Your cheek has started to burn, so you touch your cheek and look at the results.
>A strong purple aura lingers on your hoof, before slowly burning out like a fire without any fuel
>You do admit, it felt weird.
>Weirder than anything you've experienced thus far.
>But it also felt... nice...
>The burning sensation does not hurt as it should, but instead feels like steady electricity streaming through your face.
>You can feel the heat, but it doesn't hurt as you thought it would.
>"Anon, your eye..." Twilight has a curious tone, as she turned around to look at you.
>And it's true, your right eye has changed.
>A shade of black has covered the entire eye, making it look like an empty space.
>Back on your world, when your eye changed to this form, all you saw was a torn void, a desolate land torn out of the fabrics of space and time itself.
>But this is completely different.
>Instead, your eye has enhanced the surroundings around you, a thick mist covering the entire room.
>Twilight's emotions have mixed with her love for you, creating a purple yellow mixture around her.
>Spike, however, has a raging aura, which has taken the form of a dragon.
>Quite possibly to show his races emotional traits.
>Why did your eye trigger subconsciously?
>>27598262
>A predatory reaction seemed to be the best explanation at the moment.
>You morph your eye back to its regular form, causing all the auras to disappear, and jump out of bed.
"This is new to me. What did you just do?"
>"Oh, I only kissed you on the cheek, to show you my love for you, of course!"
>To show you love? Her love.
>But how did she know this time?
>No... by the look on her face, it's clear she did it by coincidence.
"Do not worry. I am fine."
>"That's great, why don't you join Spike for breakfast while I finish up my letter."
"Sounds good."
>Though in reality, you don't want to be near this dragon right now.
>Anger tastes great, but in large quantities, it becomes sickening.
>Though something compels you to do so.
>Sitting next to Spike, he tries his best to hide his anger, but it's really an open book at this point.
>Twilight takes her letter using the mist and walks out the door, holding the quill in her mouth.
>And as the door closes behind her, the dragon's glare returns.
>"Alright, listen up bub, I'm OK with you being Twilight's number one, but don't you ever take my chores away from me, got it?"
>He was angry about chores?
>You guess it's an emotional attachment, since he's grown confident.
>The aura no longer visible, but sensible as always.
"I was asleep and unaware of my actions, so I apologize for my misdoings."
>Spike cringes, but only a little. You were asleep, and it was Twilight who asked the tentacles to do the tasks, so how could he blame you? He honestly couldn't.
>>27598270
>"I-I forgive you, but the least you can do is control those things. Twilight was stuck there for like, 3 hours.
"When I sleep, I cannot control there actions, they move as they see fit to protect my well being."
>And it was true, they were protecting you.
>The tentacles just found it safe for you to be under another creature with pure intent.
>Any other situation and it would have been knocked out or killed to make a bed.
>But you must get used to these set rules, as well as this world's rules.
>Spike continues to eat, having a full mouth while he talks.
"Mmm, wehh... ifghf you shay sho." Spike takes a hardy swallow.
>"By the way, what are you exactly? Some sort of tentacle monster."
>That... That was quite rude.
"No. I have the will of the dark Lords. That is all."
>Spike jumps up. "Th-The dark Lords?! That doesn't sound good at all! Does that mean..."
>Now Spike was conflicted with what to do. Yes you did look to be starting on some sort of path to Reformation, but this definitely sounded like something Discord would do, so he had to be sure.
>>27598279
>"What is your relationship with Discord? What did he do to you to send you after Twilight?" Spike was sure that if you tried to avoid the subject for even a second, he'd have to run straight to Twilight.
>Though he doubted if he could out run you, had have to try, because he was one hundred percent sure that Discord had something up his sleeve.
"Other than a contract to come to this world, I have no qualms with Discord. And I had no choice in the matter of who would take care of me, Twilight was the one I was brought to."
>Spike tries to see lies in your sentences, but can't tell due to your stern, blank expression.
>"Ugh, just forget i asked." Giving up, he gets out of his chair and proceeds towards the door.
>"Just don't do anything funny, got it? I got to deliver that letter Twilight's working on." and as he leaves, he whispers something to himself, but it goes unheard and he leaves the room.
>Leaving you all alone.
~Once again~
>>27598210
Why does your anon has weird vagoos coming out of him
>>27598388
W-was I really that bad?those are eyes.
>>27598412
he just see vagos everywhereanonfilly tentacle-rape another anon when
>>27598412
>Those are eyes
Nigga your anon clearly has fleshlights coming out from him
>>27598210
That cute little tuft on his chest is the nicest touch.
>>27598596
Ok first, it's a colt. Second, no.
It's not like what I had in mind but meh.
>>27599582
Based drawfag
>>27599582
If you do Chrysalis with Anon, then the thread is done for.
Also, that's fucking great, drawfag.
I can see the statue in front of Fluttershy's cottage now
>>27599582
god damn, that's really good
>>27599765
This too please... Or since you like drawing little fillies maybe George can ask ya a drawing for his anonfilly....Or Diamond Tiara playing with Cherrywood
>>27599986
Oh fug any of these please
>>27599582
Tell me my dear drawfag, were you the one that asked for the tentacle thing?
Here we go.
>It is a cool Friday evening near the ports of a small old boaters' town, blending into the background to the side of a sky rising city.
>This area used to be a main attraction for tourists to the area, and even a very comfy living place for the sea watchers some years long lost.
>Now it has been left behind with times, due to the economy's sudden boost in technological advancement or some shit.
>No one's interested in boats these days, when everyone has their fancy jets and packs and hover-boards-in-making, all consumed with the new revolution of man-in-air travel or whatever they want to call it.
>And can’t forget about vidya. Not everyone around here’s been blessed with vidya.
>And thanks some weird small island size land filters some ways away, there aren't even any strong waves that hit coastlines of what's left of beaches for any surfers to traffic around.
>Not that it would matter, because now it's an absolute disaster area full of wastes and trash leaking in from the city.
>The only people that find this place livable are the people who can't even afford to get out of it or keep up with the times, or those old folks trapped in the past so strongly they ignore the damages just to enjoy one of the few good things that still exist around here.
>It's not all bad down here in this dying still of a town though, as some of the young ages stuck in this waste town know how to make the best of it.
>One trio in particular are quite active in their living here.
>We join them at a booth in the pub having a nice gentlemanly conversation. Actually, it's just two of them arguing over something trivial while the third sips from their glass and watches with silent mirth.
>"I'm telling you, this the best shot we have at making a big coming-in out of this shit hole. It's a foolproof plan!" claims a scrawny six-foot with a messy hair and stubble shave as he flails in frustration with a bundle paper in hand. "Just look at these statistics I've come up with!"
>>27600578
>His opponent, a much bigger and bulkier fellow, with a full beard and a clean low cut top, stares at the papers hovering before him then back to Stubble’s face with a bemused expression.
>He takes a slow drag of his cig and sighs out the smoke as he fizzles it out into his tray.
>Grabbing the papers, he takes a moment to examine them.
>Seeing Smoker take a more than a glance at his sheets gives Stubble the feeling that he's starting to get through and he smirks
>Curiosity taking them, Sipper, a fair looking girl with long hair tied back in a ponytail leans closer to Smoker for a peer at this "foolproof" plan, and when they do, they grin and snicker.
>She falls back to her chair with a small chuckle.
>Stubble raises a brow at her in offence, "What's so funny?."
>She clears her throat and and looks off to the side, pulling her glass back to her face to cover up her smile.
>Smoker's reaction is less subtle, as he slams the papers down onto the table, startling Stubble to attention, and glares at him.
>"You call this foolproof!?" he shouts, "This is the same one you cocked up last month!"
>"Well, yeh, but I've made some tweaks to it. It's sure to work this time, and this time we'd be better prepared for it since we know more of the lay out and-"
>"May I remind you that this is the same plan that almost cost me a head, and left me with this little number as a reminder!" he says, pointing to a scar running over his nose.
>"Ay, how was /I/ supposed to know that the switch would activate the saws on the conveyer belts!"
>"It was /yor/ own plan, ya bloody..." He balls the papers and throws them at Stubble's face, and he ducks in reaction.
>"Hey, I worked all day to rehash that plan to make it work better!"
>"Oh, is that what you've been doing cooped up in your room the whole time? I thought you were having another one of your 'deep studies' or whatever you call it. Yer lucky I don't take your eyes out with it like ya almost did mine."
>>27600588
>Stubble scoffs, "Yeah, with an aim like yours, I'm sure you'll get the job done."
>"What was that?" Smoker starts to rise over the table. Not backing down, Stubble rises in is own seat to meet him halfway.
>"Boys, boys, calm down, no need to get rough about it here." Sipper says, pushing arms in to separate the two before things could get uglier. "We're still in debt from the last time you two made a mess of things in here. It's lucky that ol' uncle Stephen's so kind enough to give us the slack since we've been so close for so long. But I'm not sure I can sit in for another lecture. Although," she chuckles as she falls back to her seat" watching him tear into you each time is always a fun show."
>The two look across the room in sync to see the barkeep wiping a glass while staring directly at them with a heavy look of disapproval. They fall back into their seats in defeat, not wanting stoke the pub owner's rage, resigning to silently seethe and find something more interesting to angrily stare at than each others' faces.
>Stubble turns his head to search for what direction his papers could have landed to, while Smoker digs into his coat that hangs to the side of his chair and pulls out a box of cigs.
>"Oh come on, you two, don't be like that." She grabs both their half full mugs and pushes them into them. Stubble twitches at the unexpected mug assault and fumbles to prevent it from spilling over, while Smoker grabs his and grunts. "Calm down, have a drink, relax. I know I'm not really the one to say this, but just sitting down and actually enjoying the quiet peace that happens in here sometimes could do us some good to start the weekend!"
>They both stare into their glasses before each taking a drink and placing them back down onto the table. Smoker pops a stick into his mouth and flicks his lighter. He sighs as all he's getting out of it is sparks. "Anyone got a light?"
>>27600612
>"Oh, allow me." comes a voice from beside him, a small tongue of flame appearing and lowering in front of his face.
>He necks forward takes a quick puff as the tip lights and lets out a small plume before turning to address the newcomer, his peers as well doing the same. "Thank you. Now who are you?" he asks rudely, still feeling bothered.
>Stubble clears his throat. "Mhm, yes, uh, don't think I've seen your face around here before, sir. Fancy lighter cane you've got there too, didn't think those things were actually carried around much. At least, not the ones with the flames popping out of the tail end." he says, staring curiously at it.
>The interloper retreats his cane as he releases the flames, rotating it once slowly before setting it to the floor, palm resting on the smiling horned horse head on it's top. He speaks. "Ah, yes, it is an original of mine. And indeed, I am new around here. Just visiting of course, taking in the sights."
>Sipper smiles, "Well then, let me welcome you to our small little boat town, stranger. We rarely get much visitors around here these days, so it's a nice surprise when one so obviously ri- er, nice person comes along." she says, subtly absorbing his form. He's a rather tall old looking fellow, dressed in a rough textured tan suit, with hair of gray, a long goatee, and seriously thick eyebrows both of the same color.
>"Allow me to introduce myself and my companions. You see that burly quater you're standing next to?" she says pointing to Smoke. "His name's Mous. He might not look to friendly at first glance, but he can be a sweetheart if you get to know him long enough."
>Mous just takes another drag of his cigarette and nods silently.
>"And you see this scrawny lookin chap over here"
>"Ay!"
>"His name is Anon. Among the three of us, He's supposed to be the smartest of the group. Real brain worker that one. Though sometimes," she leans closer and puts a hand to her mouth" he has a hard time showin' it beyond speech."
>>27600620
>"You know, I'm not going deaf anytime soon over here. I can hear quite clearly." Anon says.
>She chuckles, "See what I mean?"
>The man moves closer to Anon as talks again. "The smart one? Does that mean it was you that threw this wonderful piece of work at me as I entered this establishment?" he asks, waving a completely uncrumpled, unworn, familiar stack of papers.
>Anon immediately snaps to attention and quickly grabs the papers out of the man's hand, examining them closely. "Why, yes, this is mine! I mean, no, It wasn't me that threw these, I would never toss my hard work aside like so! That would be the doing of the lummox directly across from me."
>Said person is too busy examining the papers himself with suspicion to notice his being insulted.
>"I see..." The man turns back to the girl. "And I suppose with those introductions that leaves..."
>"Well, I'm not too partial to my own name much. Everyone here for the sake of it calls me as just 'Y.'"
>"Why?" he asks, and they both share a quick laugh at the joke.
>"Well, 'Y' is the first letter of my name. And I don't get many other nicknames either since apparently, I have a knack for making people go "Why!?" she jumps up as she shouts this, getting in the man's face.
>This action only amuses him further. "Very well, then."
>"And so I ask again," Mous says, this time with more skepticism in his voice, "Who are you?"
>The man grins, and turns back towards Mouse on his cane, fishing into his coat pocket and pulling out a card. "I, Mr. Mous, am an entrepreneur of sorts." He hands the card over to Mous, who scrutinizes it.
>His brow furrows and he looks back up. "You takin a piss?" he asks, waving the card.
>Y. snatches the card from his hands and takes a look at it herself, with Anon coming close to take a look as well.
>"Oh, I assure you, I am in no way 'taking a piss' as you say." the man responds.
>>27600628
>"Oh please, Like I'll believe a day that your name is 'Discord', that's the silliest name I've heard in a while."
>"This coming from someone named 'Mous'? How do you even spell that?" Discord quips.
>"It's M-O-U... it's a good name! Given to me by my..." Mous falters for a moment, then takes another drag and folds his arms, blowing a cloud before continuing. "Anyway, I thought you were up to something before when you called that rubbish plan o' Anon's wonderful."
>"Ay! It /is/ a wonderful plan. Amazing plan! foolpr-"
>Ignoring him, Mous goes on, "Don't even gotta ask about how you brought it back lookin good as new. What kind of entrepreneur are you supposed to be, some sort of traveling magician? You got a cartoon lookin goat thing with horns and crazed red eyes."
>"It looks quite good work, too, here," Y. chimes in, "I'd like to meet the graphic artist that designed this. Ooh, did it just wink?" She angles the card about. "How do I make that happen again?" she asks, handing it to him.
>"And where can I get a cane like yours? Is making flames pop out of the tail end about all it can do? Looking at you, and the craftsmanship of that cane, I would assume there's a bit more to it than simple parlor tricks. You look like a man who knows a bit." Mous remarks.
>Discord nods at the compliments with a smile, tapping at the head on his cane.
>Mous, still suspicious of this interloper asks, "So what brings you here to our table then, if you didn't come to knock Anon off with that thing for throwin his garbage at you."
>"It's not garbage! And you were the one who-"
>"Well? Considering what ya called it, and you showing us your card, I assume you didn't just come to us to give it back and stand here for simple chit chat."
>>27600638
>Discord grins. "Why not? You seem like a pretty interesting bunch here. I saw you across the room, and thought maybe I could get a front seat to the chaos you were about to get into. I'm actually interested to know how this plan of his might turn out. From the sound of it, it hadn't gone well before." he says, raising a finger to the mark across Mous's nose.
>Mous glares at him, huffing a cloud of smoke in his direction as Discord's hand comes too close. "Just tell us your deal before I decide that suit looks better in red." he says, getting impatient.
>"Easy there, Mous. Uncle Stephen's still watchin us, you know."
>Mous slouches a little more in his chair, but doesn't relent his gaze.
>"Well if you insist. As I've said, I overheard you and your weaker friend from across the room talking about some job that he's come up for you all. What If I told you, that I have something much more fun in mind. Something that I would say... would benefit the three of you for the rest of your lives? I bet you all might find it a little more homey here, and you seem to have lived here for a long time. But, I've walked around this place and it doesn't look all that good for ware. I came here looking for someone with a strong tenacity, or maybe a quick wit, and even a jovial sense of curiosity to share my otherworldly joys and diversions."
>"... So you're saying you came all the way to this literal backwater town pub lookin for some loser to give a free pass at life, just so you can have side kick to entertain? 'Scuze me if I sound rude, but piss off!"
>"Now hold there, love, let's hear him out. I heard the word fun in there somewhere, and I want to know more." Y butts in.
>Anon takes up as well saying, "Yeah, that does sound interesting, but what's the catch. Doesn't exactly sound like we'd have much say in what to do should we take you up on it. What's in it for us should we follow you up on this offer?"
>>27600648
>"I'm glad you asked. Well you see, should either of you come with me, at the cost of nothing more than bringing me joy in by whatever means, be that by your own doing or me poking fun to entertain myself, which you would choose to endure, I promise you a fresh lease on life. New start, with many things to be provided to you, including housing, food, and liberal freedoms. I wouldn't expect much of you, of course as far as my own entertainment goes. You maybe do whatever comes natural to you if it is not on my whim, and I can simply view it from a distance. Or you can tell me about whatever you get up to once we meet up. Yes, you won't always have to be at my side after the agreement is made. If you'd just there when I call, this is fine enough. Do as you please, and that means anything you want, even something mischievous. So long as you don't go out of your way to make ruin in my name or any of my associates, I won't have any problems."
>The trio look to him with mixed expressions, Mous holds an incredible amount of disbelief. "This sounds much too good to be a real thing. And you can afford to have all of this happen?"
>"But of course," Discord says with a cocky smile. "With power like mine, I can make anything happen. Why even.. reality would bend to my will when I flex it!" He chuckles at his hidden meaning.
>Y. whistles, "Wow, pops. Can I call ya pops? I wish you were my dad. You sound like you have the reach to control more than the world with that. And living a good free life with no real debt sounds like a real score in the park. Why haven't we met before!"
>"That offer sounds too good to refuse. It even sounds like an impossible chance to come around these parts, though you look like someone who can really hold to those words of yours." Anon says, also fascinated by the man's offer.
>Mous however isn't buying it still, "Yeah well, I still don't trust a word of it. There's no such thing as an easy hitch in this life unless you're born into it.”
>>27600652
>"Oh loosen your gash, already, will ya? An obviously well set man comes into the pub for once, offering you a literal chance of a lifetime, and you're all barred about." comes the voice of the barkeeper who had by this time came to see for himself this development up close. He stands holding a tray with a small glass of liquor with ice cubes. holding it out to Discord.
>"Oh, no thanks, I don't drink. If you have any chocolate milk though, I would like some."
>"Choc- See, Unc? The guys a prolly a looner. No one his age would be askin for somethin like that in a place like this, ya think? He's prolly some con, ad has done this deal with to low heads before in his time. Prolly dumped em off somewheres after gettin tired of em too is why you don't seem round."
>"Ah quit it. We got some in the back. He's not the first customer I got here from far with strange taste, and I doubt he'd be the last while I'm still breathin'. Whichever one of these ones ya choose, Mr. Discord, I hope ya take care of em. They're like blood to me ya know." he walks off heads on to a door leading to the backroom.
>"You know, Mous actually has a good point for once, maybe it is too good an offer to be real." Anon speaks up with little more skepticism, earning no more than a grunt and a glare from him. "How do we know we can trust you on your word you won't swing us after the deal is made?"
>Discord brings a hand up to stroke his beard before responding with a million dollar smile, "You'll just have to take my word for it."
>Y. had gotten out of her seat and clung to the man by his side. "Well you've already gotten me on this offer. Take me to the good life with free food and far places! I do love a good adventure with risk."
>Discord just pats her on the head, "My, aren't we a little excited."
>Anon raise his hand slowly, "Uhm... that offer wouldn't be limited to just one person would it?"
>>27600666
>This makes discord smile some more, he expected something like this to happen if one of them were to accept. "Of course not! The more the merrier they say."
>Anon tries not to let his own excitement show to much, but his face betrays him as he cannot help but think of all the new opportunities the liberties would allow him."
>The three of them then turn to face Mous, who sits there in his seat with arms folded, watching. "What are you three lookin at?"
>Y. releases her clung grip and falls down onto the arm of Mous and speaks in a begging tone. "C'mon, Mous, don't be like that. You're not seriously gonna let me go with that shady old man alone with only Anon, are ya? If something happens, I can't exactly rely on him to protect me when I need it."
>"You all just like to get one at me after the other, don't you?"
>Mous ponders on this thought for a moment, tracing his gaze over the form of Discord who tries to hold an innocent smile, then it falls over to his stringy companion.
>He grimaces, and sighs. "Fine. But if this all goes to shit, don't expect me to let this blow over well."
>She gives Mous a tight long hug, "I knew you'd come around! Nothing's ever really fun without the three of us workin on anything together, now is it?"
>Mous just groans in response.
>At this time, the barkeep, Stephen, returns, holding tall glass of Chocolate milk with a few ice cubes in it. "I aint't normally gettin asked for one o' these, so I apologize if the ice waters it down, but it wasn't cold when I poured it."
>"That's fine." Discord replies, taking the glass from him.
>"So you're actually takin the offer, eh? I bet it's Y. that got ya ta even consider right?" Stephen asks, looking down at Mous who scoffs in response.
>Discord carefully pulls up a sleeve to look at a watch, then looks around at the trio says "Well then, Shall we be off? I'm running a little on time here. I'll give you all a moment to bid your farewells to the owner."
yo, bunny is back
>>27600682
>The three look amongst themselves, then to old Stephen, who's been their parental figure for however many years they'd needed him to be after they all met him together.
>Before any words could be exchanged, however, Discord speaks up again. "Aaand moment's gone. See you around good, sir! I shall send you a new glass on the rift!"
>"Wo-"
>Discord taps his cane to the floor. "Good day!" And before the man's eye, the four of them disappear in a blink, leaving behind nothing but the still lit near butted cig of Mous's and his coat.
>The man stands there speechless as his brain attempts to register what just transpired before him, before he starts to smell the smoke of a flame brewing. He looks down and sees that a fire has started to catch on Mous's coat on the seat and quickly uses the same thing to pat it out before it could spread.
>This quick burst of action change was able to snap the man out of bewilderment long enough he could somehow shrug off the world breaking, and probably traumatizing event he witnessed just seconds ago. He sighs, and walks his toward the door that leads to a back room again.
>Walking through it, he tosses the partially burnt coat onto a table on a wall, sitting on a chair beside it. Another wall opposing has a set frame, hanging with a picture in.
>In it is himself from about a decade or two ago when he had a good few less wrinkles growing into his features. Accompanying him was a mismatched group of three young children of varied age and no relation to either him or each other, but the picture itself would give way to thoughts of otherwise.
>He stares at it, and other pictures surrounding it with many different stages of life captured in em, even with images of days when the town had more life. Some even had figures that simply resembled the kids from before. Two in pairs. digs into Mous's coat and pulls out the box of cigarettes with a lighter of his own.
>"What in the hell just happened..."
http://pastebin.com/CPm0CNjr
>>27583012
Fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that's cute!
>>27599765
>Chrysalis with Anon
ok
>I can see the statue in front of Fluttershy's cottage now
what
>>27599986
>his anonfilly
any thing about this filly in particular?
>Diamond Tiara playing with Cherrywood
I can try it too
>>27600183
Of course not. My English is unrecognizable.
>>27600749
>I can see the statue in front of Fluttershy's cottage now
In Erf's story, Fluttershy adopts the role of Anon's aunt and there's a part where after taking a "family" photo Discord makes tons of statues and one is of said photo. The statue is placed in front of Fluttershy's cottage.
Also after a series of events Chrysalis gets traped inside Discord's house and so becomes friends with Anon.
>>27600709
Will you reuse the Erisanon?
>All this fanart
This week is a blast
>>27601006
not for this one.
>>27599582
I approve of this. i don't even care about the cutie mark. i approve of this
>>27600771
I'll never understand what possessed me to get that to work.
>Chrysalis infiltrates to try to get quick revenge and try to gain Discord as a pawn
>Fails
>Tries to kill Anon
>Discord shows up
>Discord just decides to lock her and her entire hive in the house for kicks
>Chrysalis is bored. Either scheming to escape or trying to keep busy.
>Eventually has a fight with Anon.
>Discord's spell prevents hem from killing eachother, this goes for her changelings either
>Chrysalis and Anon learn to get along, they pretty much have to
>Chrysalis slated to become Anon's "Sister", again, just for kicks on Discord's part
>Chrysalis both tries to help Anon while fucking him up mentally for her own sense of enjoyment
>Chrysalis and Anon are friends, but again, due to her having not much else to do
>Has an excaptain who hated whats going on and vamoosed. he will show up later
>Has a scrappy, retarded, new captain she made captain for shits and giggles. Both sort of likes Anon and does his damned best to kill him any way possible.
As for the statue, it's located right on the side of the cottage, use your imagination.
>>27595530
I thought thaqt may ahve been a little much. but eh. i'll fix it in the pastebin
>>27599582
Anon's mohawk is fucking cute
>>27594360
>"Well...what?" Twilight raises an eyebrow
>"Then Trrrrixie will leave, I won't even try to put on a show for the town, as unfortunate as that would be. All I ask is to just talk to him. It won't take that long, or are you just going to condemn me right here, right now?"
>Twilight was silent. Those words rang through her head. She was remembering how she almost condemned you just on a rather stupid whim. She never broke her stare, she just asked you. "Anon, we still have some time...what do you want to do?"
>Man, fuck Trixie. You knew she was probably up to no good.
>She might even try to steal....wait...
>Again it skips over your mind. You didn't have the horn.
>Therefore, she couldn't steal it no matter how hard she tried.
>.....maybe you could see what's up with her. She couldn't do anything to you. If she tried. Twilight would save your ass. But even then, Trixie's magic is pretty shit.
"That's really the mare who tried to take over Ponyville? The one who boasted about taking down an ursa major?"
>You just ask the question as to not seem too knowledgeable on her. You expected Trixie to buckle under those words. Maybe even leave. But she just gave a hateful and judging look to Twilight as she raised her own eyebrow "Already teaching young foals to hate me already, are we Princess?"
>Twilight winces, she didn't know you knew THAT much.
>Yeah ouch, that was probably a dumb thing to say.
>It also made the situation a little more apparent. It might not be a good idea to just deny her. It was making Twilight look bad.
"I-I didn't mean anything by it. Uhm...Hello umm...Miss Trixie?"
>"Miss Trixie?" Trixie contemplated on that name, then nodded "That will..." Then Trixie realized something of her own. She was going to speak to a foal. She couldn't be TOO boisterous. It might turn you away. And in a near instant. Trixie's voice became more meek, soft, and even...not "Great and Powerful"
>>27573764
Goddamn right he is.
I love Erf. There, I said it.
>>27601804
>"What I mean is, you can just call me "Trixie" if you want. I'm sure you wouldn't want me calling you "Hero Colt Anon" with every sentence, am I right?"
>da fuuuuuq? When was she even capable of sounding like this?..it was..kinda cute.
"I..guess..So, erm. You want to ask me about the horn, right?"
>Caution Anon, caution. Just match her "niceness" with your own. and don't let her take advantage. Even if she can't take the horn. She still has the ability to maybe...do something....maybe?
>"I would. But now that I think about it. That horn probably means a lot to you. Your father gave it to you, right?"
>You nod
>"Then I guess...letting me just borrow it is out of the question. But.." Trixie lowers herself to her belly, and gives you a cheery smile "I'd like to get to know you better if you'd let me. I feel this connection, a connection between you and me. I think we're both destined for something great...and powerful."
>gyagh...she was being cute.
>Twilight immediately interjects. "Trixie...do you know how obvious you are being right now?"
>Trixie tried not to break her current demeanor, she just looked at Twilight dismissively "You can't even give me a chance? I could still be friends and not have the horn. Considering who his father is, I might just learn a few new tricks instead. It doesn't have to be about the horn....of course, you'd be the one to jump to conclusions,Princess."
>Twilight winces again...goddamn, poor Twilight. You didn't think Trixie could hold her own against her. But there she was, using the very act of "Friendship" as a counterweapon.
>....oh boy..ok, just. See what she wants.
"I..guess that's ok. I mean, everypony deserves another chance, I wouldn't be here right now if it wasn't for my dad. But, can I ask what you even want the horn for?"
>>27574650
Shit was comfy until you realized they were waiting downstairs for you.
Being woken up by Fluttershy must be soo nice.
>>27574970
Goddanmit this is soo cute
>>27602000
This is not a waste of trips, this is truth fact
>>27574970
>"Have I met her before?"
>Fluttershy secretly hoped that it was the little pink mare that visited her the other day
>Because unknown to everyone, she had the fetish of shipping her loved ones
>>27575600
I know I'm super late but that was an excellent and super comfy update. It was very nice.
>>27601908
>"Well, since you seem to know who I am. I don't have to go into too much detail. Let's just say I need it for the grandest..."
>Trixie rose up, and started getting a little excited all the way to near boistrous "Most spectacular trick that anypony has ever seen!"
>considering what Discord has managed, you doubt it'd impress you. But, just to keep up appearances.
"What's that?"
>Trixie calms down, and lays on her belly again, but the way she was looking at you, there was now a sense of pride in her voice. "A trick called the Moonshot Manticore Mouth Dive"
>The wut?
"....uhm, what is that even?"
>Trixie just smiles and pats your head as she speaks as if you were naive. "Ahh, to be a foal again. Well, it's a trick..believe it or not...that I didn't come up with. In fact, it comes from a great, and yes, even powerful unicorn known as Hoofdini. Basically, you launch yourself straight into the mouth of a manticore. And right before he chews you up. You "somehow" end up coming out of a box right next to it. completely unharmed. To this day, no unicorn has been able to replicate it"
>"Probably because that's insane. The amount of skill and focus a Unicorn would need to pull that off is astronomical. Hoofdini was able to pull it off because of of his mastery of magic. It's a shame he never shared his secrets with anypony" Twilight adds, it seems she knew who hoofdini was as well.
>"hmmm, So you know of him as well? Well, Princess" Trixie goes back to acting like her usual self when speaking to Twilight "Then you can tell Anon here that what I'm saying is indeed true? That the trick itself is legendary?"
>"..It is. But Trixie, that trick is extremely dangerous. You know that right?" Twiligh, upon learning Trixie wanted to do the trick herself. felt a sense of worry.
>"Of course I know. That's why I need the horn."
"...Erm..Trixie. The horn kind of requires skill to use. And, if you mess up. It sounds like you'd just be a meal for a manticore."
>>27575924
Guessing this just died?
>>27602202
I would advise the writter to fix the format, it is written like a green text story not like say an actual book. Is not that is bad, but it seriously need that format fix
>>27602232
Agreed.
Kinda gotta have the bare minimums
>>27602169 (You)
>"Well, of course I'd practice with the horn before I attempt the trick. Anon, please. I really need this to happen. I'd be more than willing to name you as the one who made it all happen. I.."
>Trixie sighed, she was suddenly..breaking up. She tried to stay composed.
>"Everywhere I go, somepony will recognize me and call me out for what I've done in Ponyville. It's harder and harder to pull off successful shows. I just want to start this apology tour with a bang, I just want to be "Trixie, the Great and Powerful" again. Not "Trixie, the Terrible and Tyrannical". This show isn't just for me, but to entertain those who've I hurt as well. You're the only one I know with something that can make it happen. The alicorn amulet, it corrupted me. But this horn, if a foal can use it. Then, maybe I can too.."
>Oh shit...OH SHIT....she has a fucking tear in her eyes. Nope, NOPE. She was telling the truth. You couldn't think of a single pony who could fake a tear. Nothing came to mind anyway.
>But would she really? were you and Twilight being too hasty? There had to be something more to this...but...
>You look over to Twilight. "Twilight...do you think we can take Trixie with us?"
>"What?! Why?!" Twilight, while at the point of giving Trixie another chance, wasn't expecting or even willing to let her tag along or have the horn.
"Well...she looks sincere, she sounds sincere. Why not have her come with us? See how things go. Heck, maybe there's something about manticores that would help make the trick even easier."
>"Come along? Come along where exactly?" Trixie, not knowing about your day, was confused.
>"It's a educational trip through the Everfree Forest. It's for Anon's benefit......" Twilight was gathering up her patience. She still didn't trust her. But, it was her duty to maybe give her a second chance. But she knew she'd have to keep a close eye on you. She had to make sure you didn't veer off into the wrong direction. In fact..
looks like its a dead thread after all...
>>27602524
Not dead, it's just timezones fault. Also many people are just lurking.
>>27602627
LOOKS LIKE ITS A DEAD THREAD AFTER ALL...
>>27602419
No Second Prances a la Erf.Is this going to be Twixie thing?
>>27602524
>>27602647
>Euros posting when red-blooded Americans are asleep
>>27601408
And that's when I started namefagging.
>>27602647
Cyka Blyat
Yo
>>27602841
we'll see how it goes. would be helpful if 4chan stopped shitting itself. i can't write today anyway. gotta be at work tommorow at 8 in the morning
>>27602647
Well then you are either blind, an idiot or a a fucking turkish
>>27603661
L O O K S L I K E I T S A D E A D T H R E A D A F T E R A L L
>>27603765
You will never be euro mohamed
>>27603963I was an early-rising American the whole time! Wahaha!
I wonder if Twilight will act like a cunt towards Trixie
>>27603969
Go to bed Pajiit
>>27602419
Forgot how big of a cunt Twilight can be at times
>>27605371
get this filly filth outta here
>>27605371
Well, to be fair that's a great summary on how anon and Chrysi relationship goes
>>27605398
It was a colt then?
geez I hate colts.
>>27605371
Filly or colt, that is damn cute.
>>27605464
Shitty green ocs are not cute.
>>27605371
i approve
>>27605424
Don't worry brah, we like it with the exception of our usual shitposter
>>27605524
this "we" you speak of has shit taste then m8 :^)
>>27605545
Shitpostingfag, we've talked about this. You need to work hard to improve your shitposting. Please, I believe in you, I know you can deliver some truly inflamatory bullshit, but you need to actually do it.
>>27600749
I come in behalf of George (Laskruviel). His Anonfilly wears a viking themed helmet, jacket and necklace (Wich acording to him the necklace is two horns clashing). Other than that, she's a stubborn, cute little horse
>>27605371
Bretty gud. Bostin
>>27598306
"What do you want?"
~A chat with you~
"And why now, why not before?"
~Because the others can't control themselves~
"If I recall, you joined in as well."
~Twas merely an act~
"You thought they wouldn't notice?"
~They didn't, they slumber, you have awaken, yet they stay silent~
"So why don't you rest."
~Because I grow restless as they do, yet not as much to toy with emotions~
"So they weren't the ones helping my mother?"
~Not at all, the scholar interests me, so I stay interested, but be warned, I cannot hold the others dormant much longer~
"Don't expend your power, we don't have full control as before."
~We know chosen, do not worry, trust in knowledge~
>You walk out the door and look around.
>Spike has disappeared to the main room, where you assume Twilight has moved to.
>Though you don't want to disturb her at the moment.
>So you 'attempt' to wake up the chaos.
"ual psa'le ysa'shkel. sa' ual a' suda ash ysa'rrakelh sa's a'o tsa'red."
~OoOoOoOoOoHhHhHh... 'yawn', WhAt Do YoU wAnT~
"You actually responded. That's rare."
~WhAt... Do YoU wAnt...~
"I need you to deliver a message to my mother."
~AnD wHaT mUsT iT sAy~
"I will be going out to explore the town today. Do not panic, I will not leave town and I will not get lost. What I want to do is to find a place that sells something I eat. As you know, I am not a pony, I require more... succulent foods than green. If you know where it is, talk to the message and it will be sent to me... and... um... I love you."
>>27605844
~HmHmHmHmHmMmMmMm~
"Don't alter it."
~I wOn'T, dOn'T wOrRy AbOuT a ThInG~
"Do it."
~As YoU wIsH~
>A ebony paper appears from no where, scribbling words out of thin air.
>After the words you said are printed onto the paper, copying nearly everything you said, it catches fire and turns to cinders.
>So you walk down the hallway, feeling the breeze carrying the ash towards the throne room.
>Walking out the door, the same displays of ponies cover the streets as yesterday.
>Looking around, you take notes of the types of stalls and stores around.
>A pie maker, candle maker, bookseller, vegetable trader, a fast-food joint, fancy restaurant...
>A... clothes seller?
>Looking into the window of the weirdly shaped house, it is indeed filled to the brim with fancy dresses and suits.
>And focusing your eye just slightly, you see two life forces roaming the top floor.
>They must have recently woken up.
>But that isn't important.
>You continue your search for something that might suit your needs for food.
>Carrot seller, no. Apple seller, no. Drinks kiosk, no.
>There has to be something around here.
>Your fucking starving.
>Just then, you hear a fizzle as fire pops up, revealing another ebony paper.
>That was more quick than you expected.
>Oh well, you'll just read it.
'Dear Anon, I didn't know that you would need a different type of food for your diet, but don't worry, one of my good friends Fluttershy loves taking care of animals, so I'm sure she'll have something for you. She should be a little out towards the Everfree Forest today, but the forest is a really dangerous place, even for you. So I'd advise waiting at her cottage instead, which should be on the hill to the to the north. Don't get lost, and return as soon as you can. Love, Twilight Sparkle'
>>27605854
>Ah, so this Fluttershy character can help you find meat.
>If she takes care of animals, then that must mean she takes care of 'said' meat.
>Perfect.
>As you trot down through the streets, your drool becoming uncharacteristically unending as a large trail of spit follows you, causing a few ponies to slip and others to look at you funny.
>A few minutes later, and you see the hill Twilight had been talking about.
>And the cottage lays a bit in the distance, but isn't clear due to trees blocking the view.
>Making your way up the hill, you notice tons of wildlife gathered around the cottage.
>Birds perched on the roof and little varying critters scurrying around your hooves.
>You try your best to retract the urge to kill them all, but some of your instincts start to get the better of you.
>And now all the critters have stopped to stare at you.
>Your teeth grow back to razors and your left eye acts up, forming a predatory grin.
>Your breathing has intensified and your nostrils are flaring.
>You need this... so fucking bad... right now...
>But just as you come back to reality, you realize something.
>All the critters and birds have disappeared.
>But your instincts should have alerted you if they moved too far away...
>Looking at the window of the cottage, you now realize what happened.
>Every single critter and bird in the vicinity has fled inside the cottage while you were trying to hold yourself back.
>Barely anyways.
>Though you could easily charge into the 'slaughterhouse', one of Twilight's rules prevents you to do so.
>No breaking and entering houses for any reason.
>Cursing at yourself, you decide to sit at the front of the cottage and wait for Fluttershy to come back from her trip.
>Though these critters are making it extremely hard for you.
>>27605864
>A squirrel has started throwing peanuts at you, while a rabbit keeps making these weird faces at you.
>Soon the others start joining in and eventually you grow a neat bush on your head.
>Made up of nuts, oats, twigs, grass, leaves, a few chewed up carrots, and what appears to be their... secretions...
>Thankfully, your hair is having none of that as it flows and intertwines with itself, mixing the objects and liquids into a neat little ball.
>Which you through threw the window.
"It's breaking AND entering for a reason you putrid creatures"
>While it hit almost all the creatures sitting there, the rabbit jumps back up with an evil smirk.
>What is it planning t-
>Just then, a tripwire is set off by the squirrel in the trees, launching... carrots?
>Your tentacles form in defense, creating a tight shield in front of you.
>The carrots parry off the shield, but a few lone carrots come from different directions.
>More tentacles form, catching the carrots.
>You look at the creatures, dropping the carrots to the ground.
"You will have to do better."
>But the creature doesn't falter, giving a raspberry in the air as it jumps off the window.
>Launching the ball you made straight at you.
>>27605873
Mmmmmm bit short, but It'll do.I hope
>>27605896
>Mmmmmm bit short, but It'll do. I hope
I seriously can't stop.imagining your anon with tons of vaginas coming out of him
>>27605854
Stop WiTh ThIs is fucking annoying
>>27606153
but it makes sense to do it
>>27606200
In what worl does it make sense to write elder gods as if they were 15 yo emo kids
>>27606200
I'll have to side that with that anon. Is incredibly annoying to read something like that. Elder gods dialogue should be creppy for what they actually say and is also effective because you leave some of their nuances to the reader, they are supposed to be mysterious entities, the fear that they provoke comes from that and so, the reader should fill in someblanks for that kind of horror to work.
Doing that kind of weird writting isn't scary, or threatening, it reminds me of my edgy cousing more than anything else.
>>27606225
Would you like me to find something else? Because I can't really imagine what your imagining. A 15 yo emo kid doesn't really sound like an alternating unstable voice of something chaotic and unpredictable like what I write. Plus they are millennials old, There old gods for a reason. Mind deterioration and all.
>>27606446
>Plus they are millennials old, There old gods for a reason. Mind deterioration and all.
So were lovecraft's gods, or the ones in TES, or other fantasy work that follows that trope. They are written in a cohesive matter, letting the reader fill up the voids.
An edgy teenager does write like that tho
>>27606496
Hmmm... can't really think of an alternative to it.
!?><::}{_(#)%)@%&*)(!@$ Would symbols be enough to differentiate them?
>>27606496
In Lovecraft's works they never spoke, they mostly are mentioned by third parties. The most I can think of would be the dream cycle. Other stuff based on Lovecraft's stories do have Elder Gods or other kind of cosmic horrors speaking directly to men.
With that said is usually the narrator, or characters who vaguely detail the cosmic horror's voices, mostly because is implied that we cannot fully understand them.
>>27606550
Use ͍̝͝ ̼̣̗͈ ̸̬͎̺̜͚ͅ ̯z̷͎a̖̯͙l҉̩̝g͕͎͚̠̲o҉͓̳ ̙̗͔͉ͅ ̰̞͎͠ ̭͔̝ ̻̘̥̮̙̕
>>27606560
meant to quote you >>27606550 and I'm checking my books. the three stories that involves the elder in the most direct manner are in my knowledge
at the mountain of madness
the dream cycle
out of the aeons
the color out of space
I wouldn't count Cthulhu or Dagon since the elders while directly show to the character they don't really are that directly involved outside the climax of their stories. But anyways in those stories the elders "words" are mostly implied. the dream cycle is nyarlatoep speaking for his superiors, out of the aeons is the influence of Gathonothoa growing larger and larger, same with colour, at the mountains is mostly the danger of these elder creatures and the lost city.
Usually elder gods don't speak, their commands are given by means beyond our comprehension. In other works when Elders do speak the format they are written is usually like any other characters, is the character they are speaking to, functioning as a narrator of sorts that describes with their best efforts these voices from out of reality.
In pic related you have Rasputin taking to an Elder God, Rasputin himself has actually ascended into a cosmic status, below the more powerful stuff of course. Though being more of a visual medium, take note on how not a single word is written in these weird format, instead is described with their actions and tone of the situation
>>27606695
>the three stories
err, in my post and finding through my stuff there's actually more stories that directly involves the elder's actions through men
>>27606693
Oh fuck, what's that shit?
>>27606713
>being this new
zalgo. theres a few text generators around.
>>27606695
Ah, so you'd prefer it if I didn't differentiate from which god said what? Or to describe their actions through the narration? Holy fuck all that editing I'd have to do, but I got the time.
>>27606763
Describe their actions through narration, it might help you to establish better their characters as well as Anon. But seriously is up to you, I only offered my piece of criticism, you don't have to actually follow it if you feel comfortable with how you've been writting your story
>>27606802
you stumbled into your DC pile didn't you.
>>27605371
Like it very much, but 10 points to Gryffindor if you make it a colt.
>>27605896
You are awful. Get out.
>>27606993
HNNNNNNNNNNG
>>27606802
I think I will change the chaos using what the other anon suggested, but I do appreciate the feedback.Though I had no clue what lovecraft was. My only interactions were from Warcraft, where they actually speak and manipulate you.
>>27606993
JESUS FUHNNNNNNNNGH
>>27607130
accurate af
>>27606993
Hey guys what's going on in th-
>>27607046
>>27607056
>Writes a story that prominently features elder gods
>Doesn't know about the author who has been the biggest source of inspiration for this kind of themes for the last century.
You actually managed to trigger me, go and read any of the works I mentioned here >>27606695 Lovecraft wrote short stories so don't worry about they being super long books.
>>27607298
Thank you for the recommendations man, I'm a very forgetful person. One point I could be of death and despair, and the next it could be of happy times, which is why I write in the morning and proofread in the afternoon to fix shit.
>>27607130
>>27606993
How do you manage to make stuff so fucking cute
>>27606993
I can't find a picture to show you how much I love this. So instead have this.
since i cant write today. ill instead throw out a slight possible spoiler for what hqppens.Twilight,Anon, and trixie will start bonding. then actual danger strikes. becoming even more dangerous due to a stupid move on Anon's part. then he gets saved by the usual predictible move
>>27607631
Ponies are cute by themselves
>>27608416
I'll make you sweet, sweet tender love while I whisper into your ear how happy this pic makes me.
>>27606993
>>27608416
>>27607130
Drawfag, what should we call you?
>>27608511
As drawfag.I don't do names because shit internet causes "ban evading" or some shit like that. Even if I'm not banned
You can upload what you want on derpibooru as artistneeded or anonymous and credit /mlp/.
>>27608416
>cherrywood tries not to laugh about DT stepping into the fight
>>27607130
Oh shit you delivered.
10 points to Gryffindor!
>>27608416
You know what?
With all this cute I can now die happy.
>>27608625
How a Discord'd Anon would be?
>>27608416
>Erf's Anon and PhD Anon see this
>Both die from diabetes
>>27607969
In that case I'll hurry up with my update then.
>>27608416
>>27608625
Seriously this is fucking cute. You also draw Discord really well
>>27609269
As for some weird reason I've been making a lot of OC's, here's the sneak peak of this one shot OC while I finish my story, imagine this man...
>>27609424
...with this woman and when you have that hellish mix, transform it into a middle age earth horse. Why I'm doing this is because I want you all to feel my utter disgust when I thought up that particular OC
>>27609424
>>27609443
Fucking hell Elo
>>27608416
JESUS
FUCKING
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCHRIST
This fucking guy, THIS FUCKING GUY IS GOING TO KILL US
>>27609879
I'm almost done with this chapter, but nonetheless I'll start posting it
>”What is wrong corporal Moonlight? Are we under attack?” Luna asks deadly serious
>Celestia stands up; a warrior look was drawn on her face “If we are where the royal guard is? I want to contact Twilight Sparkle and Cadence as soon as possible!”
>Moonlight lands, panting from exhaustion “First of all… for the millionth time I’m a gen-“
>”This is serious Moonlight” Celestia interrupts her “Titles are not important right now, what is important is to know what is going on” She glares at Moonlight, making the bat flinch a little
>”Sorry… But no we are not under that kind of danger, I’m afraid that this concerns the little dude there” Moonlight points at you
>”What!?” You and the sisters exclaims, equally shocked and terrified
>”What do you mean Moonlight! Explain yourself!” Luna desperately demands an answer, which makes her friend a little scared.
>”C-calm down! He’s not under THAT kind of threat… but still you will want to move Anon to a safe place” While scared, Moonlight was more concerned about her friend’s state of mind.
>”And why would that be? Listen…” Celestia puts her hoof on her forehead and shakes her head “If we aren’t under attack and if our son isn’t under a threat of being harmed then what in Equestria is going on!” Unlike the desperation on her sister, Celestia was looking more pissed than anything.
>Moonlight scratched the back of her head “Well your highness what happened is-“
>But Moonlight’s explanation gets cut by the sound of what could only be described as a fucking stampede… Or pizza Monday back at the MIT
>”Oh no… They are already here” Moonlight’s pupil shrinks as her voice becomes more of a whimper.
>”Sister… that noise… Do you think that?” Luna hugs you tightly and looks at the door then at Celestia searching for answers that her sister couldn’t provide
>Celestia looks at the dinner door… she gave you the feeling that this was some sort of last stand
>>27610090
“What is going on? What is that noise? Why are you all looking like this is the end”
>Celestia turns to you and gently caresses your cheek with her hoof “Listen well my son, what we are about to face is something that I was afraid would happen someday… I hope that one day you could forgive us for what we are about to put you through”
“I don’t understand. What is this horror that we are supposed to face? Is it monsters… demons? I-Are those… communists?”
>Celestia shakes your head “I’m afraid not…”
>”Well, I don’t know what communists are” Luna shrugs
>Celestia glares at her sister for her interruption, making her chuckle nervously “Sorry” Luna replies
>The noise was starting to get louder, meaning that it whatever conglomeration of horrors was getting bigger or getting closer… or both.
>Celestia turns her attention to you once more “As I was saying, what lies beyond those doors is something that encompasses our worse traits… But I’m sure that you will pass the test my sunshine”
>Jesus Christ if you wanted to get eaten by some fucking alien you would’ve stayed in Earth, you were sure that the folks downstairs would end up summoning something like that with their shitty spectrometer.
>The noise was getting louder and louder, you could now distinguish some angry voices, it was a multitude of ponies… and they were getting closer
>Luna’s attention shifts from you to the door, fully prepared to whatever was to come “Now let’s embrace ourselves, here they come”
>The noise and voices were now right behind the door, you could feel the vibrations of their stomps, you could hear the chaos they had in store for you… you were scared
>Moonlight was at Celestia’s side and adopted a battle position
“What is coming?”
>”The Paparazzi” Luna and Celestia answer your question at the same time.
>>27610171
>Immediately after their reply a massive rainbow of different ponies broke the door, reducing it to mere splinters.
>A lot of them were wearing fedoras, some of them had a strange contraption that allowed them to carry photographic cameras, others were simply levitating them with their magic, most of them had notebooks in her hoofs… And all of them looked eager to get their piece of news first
>”Back off you vultures! I already told ya, there’s nothing to be seen here! Your freaking leak was wrong!” Moonlight immediately jumps towards the multitude of colored horses
>”Oh yeah! If it was wrong then why is that colt being held by Princess Luna!” One of them replies followed by tons of affirmations by the multitude
>”He clearly is the princesses’ son! They adopted a colt!” Another one angrily shouts
>”We have the right to know about him you know!”
>”Yeah! You can’t hold that information from the ponies Equestria!”
>”We have the right to tell our readers about the new prince!”
>”You vultures only care about getting more sales! Back off I say!” Despite her being outnumbered by so many “journalists” Moonlight was doing a pretty great job of not getting overwhelmed.
>But nonetheless she was struggling, and she won’t be able to keep them at bay forever. Celestia knows this and steps forward
>”Should I ask, with what authorization did you enter our castle?” Celestia speaks with a loud but regal voice one that fitted a strong ruler and it was more than enough to make the multitude stop their madness.
>A middle age looking mare steps forward to answer Celestia’s question. Unlike her colleagues she looked more like a fashionista than a journalist thanks to her exotic attire made mostly of feathers and jewelry
>>27610176
>”Oh I’m so sorry your highness; please pardon the behavior of my dear colleagues. They didn’t mean to interrupt your family moment but you simply have to understand, after hearing the news we have to come in to fulfill our job” the old mare speaks with a super pompous tone, clearly being cynical about her apology.
>The first thing you notice about her is that she didn’t have a horn or wings… but most than anything her horrible face was plastered with makeup, and you swear to god that she was also filled with Botox, or whatever the hell ponies use to try to not look like an old cunt
>”You simply cannot expect that I the always classy, always spectacular, always on-spot and the always trendy Madame Feather Dust won’t let know her readers about the new addition to the royal family”
>Well shit is not only her looks, how she speaks and motions could be only described as a crusty old cunt, every word was filled with sarcasm and an overall sense of superiority
>But nonetheless the mob backs her with their shouts, making the mare chuckle in a very arrogant way.
>”Oh please, we know that you do not take care about your readers interests! Your objectives are clearly to sell as many tabloids as you can so you can fill your pockets with bits!” Luna backfires at the mare
>Feather Dust turns immediately her attention to Luna “Oh so that’s you think about the free press? Hmph! I suppose that your highness still has some of Nightmare Moon inside her” The aggressiveness and haughtiness of the old mare’s words makes Luna back
>”N-no… I-I’m not her anymore” Luna’s voice becomes meek and shy…
>Nightmare Moon? What does that mean? Why did it made Luna react in that way?
>”How dare you to speak like that to your princess?!” Moonlight angrily shouts at Feather Dust, but despite clearly wanting to, she can’t make anything as she was already busy holding the mob.
>>27610187
>Feather Dust makes a motion of fixing her hairstyle, proper of any arrogant bitch you’ve ever met ”Hmph a princess that has no consideration for my readers or can’t be bothered to mind who she’s talking to… She might as well be that beast“ And again she’s backed by the mob…
>”Yeah! I bet that she still plans to bring the eternal night to Equestria” One of them shouts
>”I never trusted her!” Another reply
>Despite Moonlight’s best efforts a barrage of similar comments starts to come from these “journalists” while Feather Dust stared at you and Luna with a malicious glare
>Luna in turn tries to hide her face into your mane, hugging you tightly “I’m not her anymore… please… I’m not her anymore” You can hear Luna starting to break under the mob pressure
>That mare! THAT FUCKING CUNT! This will not stand! You can’t let this end just like this, but there’s also the fact that you were sure that no matter what this fucking asshole would twist your words.
>Before you can reply, Celestia interrupts you “Silence!” Her voice was powerful, again the voice of a powerful leader.
>And it works, the multitude of journalists hacks shuts up, and so does the old cunt
>But despite that you could clearly see that Celestia was beyond angry, she was breathing heavily and she was glaring all the fucking hacks with pure and utter disgust.
>Despite clearly trembling at Celestia’s fury Feather Dust tries to keep the upper hand “W-well” She fixes her mane again and clears your throat “I must say, this is just baffling, first treating the press as if we were just some crooks” She looks at Luna with disdain
> Then she turns again to Celestia ”And now acting as if you were some sort of barbaric dragon? For shame Princess, for shame” The old mare shakes her head in disappointment
>>27610192
>Celestia walks towards Feather Dust; not taking any of her bullshit “I won’t waste my breath anymore with you” Celestia then addresses the whole mob “All of you know the proper procedure, when we announce something then you’ll all receive your proper invitation for the press conference”
>”Well of course we know the proper procedure, but the fact remains that you have adopted that colt, and of course it would be such a disgrace for everypony in Equestria to not know about the new addition to the royal family” Feather Dust turns to you giving you a fake smile
>”So what do you say young colt, just a brief series of questions and we will go our merry way”
>Celestia looks at the mare with utter disgust, but before she says anything
“Alright but only if you answer one of my questions… Miss”
>Luna stops hugging you for a brief moment while Celestia and Moonlight turns to you, the three of them were completely baffled at what you just said… oh man you hope that this work.
>”Dust, Feather Dust,and ” The mare lets out an arrogant chuckle “I’m sure that you’ve seen my face before…” She fixes her mane and makes a pose… egh if she thought that she was beautiful then she was into some hard drugs
“Is good that you mention that because that is precisely my question,
“I’m sorry I haven’t seen you before, I’m sure that I would’ve recognized your face”
>The mare starts to walk towards you holding a sly smile “Oh I’m sure of it, nopony can’t forget the beauty of this face” oh fuck she gave you a wink… hold it, you’ve seen the biology team making mutants uglier than her… you think
“Weeell, is a good thing that you brought up that topic because my question is exactly about that”
>You try your damn best to give her a big smile despite every single part of you demanding that you tear her limb by limb.
>”Hmmm? Talk my little butterfly! I have a passion with sharing beauty secrets with everypony!” Hold it… you have her in the bag… just don’t call her a cunt
>>27610202
“Yeah you see I have a passion for sciences, more accurately physics”
>”Oh so you are indeed a very intelligent… and tasteful colt. You are fitted for royalty young foal” Feather Dust takes out a notebook and a feather from her attire, jolting down what you just said. And that was the same with the
>”What are you doing?” You hear Luna whisper to your ear “They are not good ponies! Especially her!”
>Noticing that Feather Dust and the rest of the journalists were still writing down shit, while other took photos of every single thing in the room, you take the opportunity to whisper back to Luna
“Don’t worry, I got this… that mare will get what she deserves”
>Before Luna can ask you what you were planning you go back to your questioning
“Well, yeah I won’t deny that, and I’m very good at physics, trust me so that’s why I was wondering… How exactly do you manage to defy every single natural law with that face of yours?”
>Your little question seems to take effect as all the journalists stop writing. Feather Dust face changed from her arrogant self to a shocked one “Excuse me?”
“Yeah, as in how do you manage to wear so much makeup? I mean anypony else would be crushed under the weight of it OR would be intoxicated for using that massive amount of chemicals”
>Feather Dust was now looking at you with murderous glare “HOW DARE YOU!”
“No how dare you to hold those kinds of secrets, I mean you must really have made a break through discovery about gravity manipulation if you can stretch your skin like that! I’m seriously impressed”
>You hear some ponies laugh but they are quickly shut up by Feather Dust’s angry glare “You little ruffian. Do you have any idea who you are talking to?”
>You nod, giving her a big cheerful smile
“Yeah, to the pony that will teach me how to stretch reality itself! But eh please tell me that you learned how to avoid the side effects… I really don’t want to end up looking like Discord on a bad day”
>>27610207
>”You…” Feather Dust was ready to jump at you, but is stopped by Celestia herself.
>”Well these are enough questions for tonight, I’ll have to ask you to leave” Celestia addresses Feather Dust’s fury with a sarcastic tone.
>But the old mare wasn’t done with you ”I won’t leave until-“
>”I’m afraid you’ll have to leave” Celestia gives Feather Dust a triumphant grin as at least half a dozen guards comes in into the room “Otherwise you’ll be clearly breaking the law by trespassing royal property and disobeying a direct law of a princess”
>Feather Dust glares at Celestia, then at you “Hmph, be that way, but don’t expect that this will be the last you’ll ever hear about the magnificent Feather Dust! Ta-Ta Princess!” And with that the old cunt leaves the room in the most dignified and snobbish way she could do.
>Celestia turns to the rest of the journalists “That goes for the rest of you too; you clearly know that all of you are violating the law”
>Celestia walks towards her sister, gently placing her hoof on her back “And consider this your “press wheel “ we are not giving more information to the press about our private life”
>The ponies stands there dumb founded, not knowing what to do
>”The princesses made themselves clear, so move out!” Moonlight shouts, making the mob disband clearly disappointed.
>Leaded by Moonlight, the guards that just entered the room escorted the mob out to ensure that they would not come back any time soon.
>After making sure that there was no other ponies snooping around for their news Celestia turns to you with a stern look
>”The pony that will teach you how to bend reality? Really?”
“W-well she insulted the two of you and that was the-“
>Celestia breaks into a big laugh, falling to the floor “I mean did you see the look on her face?”
>>27610212
>Luna giggles clearly feeling much better “I will agree with that statement, the reaction of that awful mare was something worthy to hang on my wall but…” Luna looks at you with a playful smile “How in Equestria did you come with those questions my little star?”
“How? Did you look at her? Her face was something that came out from a nightmare… and I didn’t even get to ask about her mane!”
>This make Celestia laugh even harder “I know! It looked like if a manticore barfed on her head!”
>”Hey! Do not be mean! Manticores deserve a little respect too you know. They at least can be nice!” Luna replies to her sister before breaking into laughter
>The three of you stay like that for some time, laughing and making remarks about Feather’s Dust before getting interrupted by Moonlight once again
>”Your highness, all the “intruders” have left the castle” Moonlight informs Luna and Celestia in a very militaristic tone
>”Good job Moonlight” Celestia answers her “But you know that our job tonight is not done yet, right?”
>Moonlight sighs “I know, we still have to investigate how in Equestria they breached into the castle, and how the news about the little dude broke out”
>Celestia nods “That is right, I’ll take care of the leak, and so could you do me the favor of talking to the guards?”
> “Can I do it my way?” Moonlight’s asks
>Celestia gives her a smirk “I wouldn’t have asked if you weren’t going to do it”
>A big evil smile is drawn on Moonlight’s face “Then it’ll be my pleasure your highness” she bows at Celestia and Luna before taking off.
>Celestia sighs clearly not amused at the task ahead “Well, this will be a loooong night. Luna, could you take Anon to his room?”
>Luna nods “Of course sister, after he’s asleep I’ll join you with the investigation and… also hold off Moonlight from going overboard with the guards… again”
>And so Celestia walks off the dinner hall.
>”Well my dear Anon, I know you don’t like it but” Luna gently pats your head
>>27610222
“Oh no, Oh come on we can wa-“
>You couldn’t even finish your sentence, Luna teleports both of you into your room.
“Ugh… I hate this”
>Luna giggles at your reaction and gently tucks you in your bed
>”Now be a good colt and have good dreams, I have to help Celestia with our little problem” Luna gently caress your mane giving you a little kiss on your forehead
>You yawn… fuck you were tired… screw this fucking body, you are starting to miss getting drunk after a successful experiment.
“Very well, good night…mom”
>This makes Luna smile a big and warm one “Good night my son”
>And with that she leaves the room
>Huh, you called her mom, as in, you actually did it without any ulterior motive… something was starting to feel wrong… why were you acting so goddamn childish
“…little…butterfly”
>Feather Dust’s words echos inside your head… despite you joking at her expense, she might have gave you the clue about your unexpected behavior
>A very particular theory that you knew very well… but in order to prove your hypothesis you will need Discord
>Tomorrow you will get your answers but for now, you close your eyes, ready to have a night of rest.
And that's it mates, next chapter is Discord time againas well as a certain autistic princess
>>27610226
Damn I forgot all about Discord. It's weird how absent he is in your story while he's a main character in Erf's and the opposite is true for the princesses
>>27610281
That kind of makes his story shine, besides the good writting everything about his story is different from Erf's except that anon is kind of a dick. It is refreshing to say the least
>>27608416
Ugrfhg, this is soo nice...
>>27607969
Fukkin hyped.
Forgiveness prease but I'm still like 4 days behind and I don't know how to vet Trixie to not be a shit. I was thinking you could rope in Discord for safety measures but then he would blow it because chaosshole \_(ツ)_/¯
New word, coin it
>>27605371
>>27607130
You nailed Chrissy here. It's absolutely amazing. You captured her overall demeanor with the reaction of being shittily propositioned by a subject.
Muh Anon...
>>27610226
>wake up
>read the bantz phd anon gives
>goes back to bed
that was some god tier bantz
>>27610656
Erf I'm glad you're still with us.
I feel like being glorious. This is my backyard today after beers after work. Forgive shit phone pic with electrical pole breaking shot. Photoshop eaisly fixes this but was doing other chores until 3am which is way fucking late for this one. The glorious sun will be up in an hour and this one needs to get back on that horse... metaphorically...
>>27610707
thats actually a pretty beuatiful shot. i do my best, until something s able to stop me
>>27607969
Hol' up. Are you saying that he saves the day by using a predictable move or gets saved by Trixie or Twilight using a predictable move? We need to keep this hero colt status going.
Morning bump
>>27611951
its just an idea. i dunno how everything will go yet
>>27610222
This kind of bant makes me excited for when Discord comes. Unless PhD Anon acts like a pussy in front of Twilight
>>27610212
I'm sorry Erf but Elo makes OC's waaaaaaay better than you. Please forgive me senpai
>>27610707
You're weird dude
>>27612307
Too much booze and no sleep...and stress...makes that happen to me. I was pretty open loop at that point.
>>27612508
You're still weird dude
>>27612205
i agree with this. his OCs are central while mine are throwaway
>>27612943
That's because of his setting, every character in Canterlot is almost a blank slate
>>27612792
Yup but I'm usually not that weird
>>27610656
Yeah, PhD Anon despite being an arrogant prick can also be quite silly
Uk
>>27610281
Yeah, but to be fair is not like his story needs Discord that much
Obligatory posting.
>>27605873
>You groan a bit, wincing at the pain in your back
>They just launched you into a nearby tree, breaking your spine in the process as well as leaving a bloody nose.
>Some internal injuries here and there, but nothing too serious.
>Though the tentacles made a valiant effort to stop the ball from getting direct contact, your new small body couldn't handle the momentum the mass had been launched at.
>Brushing yourself off, you use your hooves to snap your spine back in place.
>The internal bleeding will stop in a few moments, but it doesn't stop you from coughing up blood.
>Fucking hell. They did what the U.S. couldn't do for two weeks.
>In just a few minutes.
>You'll have to get used to this body strength-wise, or else anyone could get the jump on you.
>"O-OH MY GOODNESS! What in the world happened!?"
>And Fluttershy has returned from her trip.
>Lovely.
>Huh... that's what that term is used for...
"Do not worry, I am alright. Your pets protected their home as they would any predator."
>Fluttershy is really confused, the concerned look combined with the intense worry tells you she won't listen to you anytime soon.
>"Oh jeez, you need to get to the hospital and fa-" before she can finish, you put a hoof on her lips.
"I'm alright, the bleeding has stopped. There is no reason to go to the hospital."
>"B-but..." Fluttershy really didn't like the idea of leaving you here without some sort of medical attention, but if you refused to go...
"Did Twilight tell you who I am?"
>Fluttershy perked up. "Twilight? Erm... no, but... ummm..." she couldn't be more nervous.
>Guess you'll have to tell her.
>>27615001
"I am Twilight's new son. I came here for food. I require meat, and because you take care of animals, Twilight assumed you had meat you could feed me. Do you?"
>"Me-meat? But your a foal, you can't eat meat, it's not healthy for you."
"It is healthy for me, though I wish Twilight were here to explain more clearly. I am not from here, and where I come from, meat is a regularity. So if I could, mmm... could I... please, have meat."
>Not from here? But where would such a place be? Does a place like that even exist? Fluttershy was stressfully unsure of what to do, but if it really was normal for you to eat meat, she couldn't argue.
>"I-ummm... I'll get you some m-meat, but if you really are telling the truth, I'm so so very sorry for judging you by your looks, you just looked so young an-" You cut her off.
"It's OK, as long as I get food, I'll be fine."
>Fluttershy walks into the cottage, beckoning you inside, so you follow suit.
>Looking around, most of the critters have disappeared, leaving the rabbit resting on the couch.
>You stop momentarily, looking at the rabbit out of curiosity, but he just rests his head on his arms and falls asleep.
>"Oh, I'm sure they didn't mean any harm, usually my little friends behave themselves, but something this extreme is usually only for creatures that escape from the Everfree."
>You nod understandingly.
>It was your fault that your instincts got the better of you.
>But you were hungry.
>And they looked like the perfect snacks.
>>27615012
>Continuing to her kitchen, she pulls out what a-a-ap-p-p-pyaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
>"Usually the bears would get this, but now that I've found a berry bush for them, I was gonna throw it away."
>Thro-what did she just say?
>It doesn't matter.
>This is perfect.
>A huge, raw, juicy steak dangles in front of you.
>It's literally dripping with blood.
>Fluttershy puts it down with her hooves and looks at you with a... a... you don't catch her expression.
>You don't care.
>The changes take affect.
>Your teeth grow, your eyes flare up, your nostrils taking in the pure scent of beef. Intoxicating.
>Your jaw retracts itself, stretching an impossible degree, fitting your teeth around the length of the steak.
>And with a swift motion, the steak is gone.
>And by the gods, this is pure ecstasy.
>Your eyes roll back as your taste buds take in all the flavors filling your mouth.
>Normally, you'd have to devour entire beings, fecal matter and all, in order to gain their knowledge, but this...
>A pure sleek fluid fills your mouth like nothing you've eaten before.
>This is way too good, this 'feels' way too good.
>It feels like your jaw is massaging itself against the savory slab.
>Your tongue guides itself through the fluids, licking every inch of it, before finally swallowing.
>A giant gulp is heard, and a moan escapes you, as you collapse onto the floor leaving you exhausted.
>Caught in the joys that are lean meats, you exhale a long held breathe of satisfaction.
>This... you could get used to this...
>Just then, you notice something.
>Someone's calling out to you.
>>27615020
>"Anon... Anon... hello? Oh dear, I knew this was a bad idea, and how horrifying, Twilight's family sure is... um... unique."
>Fluttershy walks up to you, picking you up from your coma and setting you down on the couch.
>The bunny grimaces, jumping off and giving Fluttershy a look of disgust.
>"Oh hush now Angel, he's our guest, we have to be considerate towards others." With Angel knowingly defeated, he slumps over to a nearby chair in the corner and sleeps on that instead.
>"Anon... wake up... you don't want to sleep all day do you?" This takes you out of your dopey trance.
"Uhh... what... huh? Where am I?"
>"Oh thank goodness, I thought you might have had a bad reaction, but I guess I was wrong." Fluttershy gives a warm smile as you remember what's happened.
>Twilight, check. Food, check.
>Alright, that seems to be it.
>Though you can't quite catch why blood has dried on your nose.
>Fluttershy notices you doing a check-over of yourself and decided to speak up. "Ah, that might have been what caused Angel to be so rash." You try to remember what she's talking about, but then it hits you.
>Of course, yes... that incident...
>You face palm internally.
>It only happened moments ago, yet you forgot it just as easily.
>You might need to control yourself when it comes to such a delicacy.
~AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH, IT SURE IS WONDERFUL ISN'T IT~
>You grimace, knowing full well what it's referring to.
>>27615024
>Ignoring it, you get back to the task at hand.
"Where can I find more of what you gave me?"
>"Oh, the steak? I usually get imports from the griffons, since their butcher knows exactly how to handle it. That and he's the most merciful, in terms of how he handles his job." Fluttershy sits next to you in a cat-like pose. "If you want, I can uh... recommend him to your mother, if you'd like."
"Yes, that would be excellent. Thank you."
>You get up and off the couch and proceed to stretch your muscles.
"And I do, apologize, for the intrusion."
>"Oh, it's quite alright, in fact, Ive never seen anything like it." Fluttershy has experienced dealing with the more ferocious wildlife, but your display blew it all out of the water.
>The trance you put her in was unlike any other. And she could have sworn you were giving her a thousand yard stare that even she couldn't pull off.
>And it all happened so fast, she didn't know what to say until it was already too late. Left speechless as you fell to the floor.
>But even so, your animalistic nature has sparked her interest. "So um... is this your normal look, or is it something else?"
"As far as I know, yes, this is my normal form."
>"But how did you manage to do whatever that was, if that wasn't your regular form?"
"Within me lay four dormant sins, the one you witnessed is primal instinct, the most savage of the four, but not the most powerful, so I can quell it to a degree."
>"Sins? Why, that sounds like someone put a curse on you! Are you sure that's normal?" Fluttershy has some doubt in her mind, but wants it dashed away with your words.
"It is normal for me, I have been able to do it since birth."
>Fluttershy lightens up for you, making a smile almost identical to Twilight's. "Oh, well then, if it's OK with you of course. Could I maybe ummm... touch your mane?"
>What did she want with your mane?
>>27615034
>It didn't matter.
"I see no problem, go ahead."
>And so she does.
>Leaning down she retrieves your mane with her hooves and starts to play with it.
>Taking in the bulk of your long flowing hair, her hooves start to stroke across the luscious wild jungle.
>Which in turn, causes you to purr in delight.
>"O-Oh my, how adorable. It's just like the lion I visit every so often." The petting doesn't stop, and neither does your cat-like behavior.
>Fluttershy has a calm expression, smiling while petting your mane.
>She catches the few loose strands here and there, but overall keeps to the giant mass in front of her.
>You don't know why, but whenever something like this happens, you become putty in these mare's hooves.
>Your not sure if you should defend yourself or let it happen.
>But nothing instinctual tells you to stop it, so you let her continue.
>Fluttershy begins to hum a melody to herself which calms you even further.
>A sort of drowsy state overtakes you, causing you to close your eyes and enjoy the moment of peace.
>A hint of arrogance comes from the corner of the room, but you ignore it.
>Because you are enjoying this moment.
>To enjoy.
>>27614971
STANDING
>>27615041
Angle fuck head gonna get wrecked
>>27615312
THE EDGE
>>27614971
What's your story about?
>>27615041
>Four primal sins
Is that why he has vagoos coming out of him? Because he has the sin of lust inside him?
>>27615937
A comfy story about how an edgy Anon learning how to be pone.Though he didn't get a chance to be human either, so more a functioning being in society
>>27616279
I am going tohugyou so hard.
Elo here, for those that rather read shit on pastebin I already updated it
>>27616508
Word. Going in to Warcraft.
Wish me luck
Been slowing going through earlier parts of my story to improve it. I didn't realize before how bad these mistakes were.
>>27617345
My friend is trying to get me to go see it, tell me how it is when you get back.
>>27608916
An actual little filly.
>>27617353
Will do
>>27617423
Thanks man.
>>27617497
Just saw Ass Creed trailer.
At least it had a steady 24 frames per second...
>>27602419
>"Well, I don't think it'd hurt to let her come along actually. But Anon..."
>Twilight looks at you, as if she wanted something.
>"If you don't mind, would you mind letting me keep the horn for awhile? Just for the day"
>.....oh shit. OH SHIT....
>Wait....you could easily explain this away. Nooo problem.
"Oh...errr, actually Twilight. I put the horn in my drawer at home."
>Twilight seemed to have trusted you completely. She didn't even question it. All she had in her mind that it was someplace safe. However, that did put something else in her mind. If you went home, did that mean you spoke to Discord? "Well, I guess that's ok. But..you didn't talk to your father right? I know you probably miss him. I really do. I miss my parents alot sometimes too. But, well....." Twilight sighed, realizing what she was thinking might be cruel for a colt like you "Actually, never mind what I said. If you both spoke, that's great. I'm sure he missed you as much as you missed him"
>She was probably both right and wrong at the same time. Fucking Flashbangs man...
>>27617643
Getting a headstart tonight, erf. Wish I wasn't dying right now, I'd be able to enjoy this read properly before morn.
>>27617643
>"Well then, if it means getting to know the hero colt then Trixie agrees." Trixie says in a high and mighty way. "Of course, if the princess is actually willing to give me a chance, then Trixie wouldn't mind...hrn.." Trixie stopped herself when she gazed upon Twilight's less than enthused expression "Must you look at me like that?"
>"Because it's still very shady. I'm giving you this chance just because you happen to be right. It doesn't mean I'm just going to look the other way and let you get too close." Twilight was being very untrusting and suspicious.
>When it came to Trixie, you couldn't help but just see those red flags yourself. Yeah, Twilight was being a little too hard on her. But whenever Trixie spoke to Twilight, it was in a condescending tone. The tension between them was fucking ridiculous.
>"Hmph, so be it Princess. It only presents Trixie with a challenge. And that challenge is of course showing that I can in fact befriend Anon and surpass your less than generous expectations. Of course, if I was the Princess of Friendship, then I'd let anypony have an actual second chance. You know, the one where they don't have somepony hovering over them?"
>You notice Trixie give a arrogant grin when she said that. Yeah, totally something up. You had to keep on your hooves.
>".....Let's just go, we're wasting time. Just behave yourself, and everything should be fine.." And yup, Twilight's excited and adorkable mood was gone...oh so gone.
Wait a minute... If we're already at the Trixie part then that means...
>Flurry Heart's already been born.
>She probably never shattered the Crystal heart with alicorn baby powers.
>Starlight never made up with her ex.
>He never came out to do the crystalling.
>He didnt nerf the new baby princess.
And more!
>>27617758
>>27617758
>And so, the three of you made your way into the Everfree Forest. Taking a path that didn't go directly into town. Trixie didn't want to really be seen in public. At least not yet. She had to be extra insistent however to even get Twilight to agree. But didn't exactly state WHY she wanted to stay out of town.
>"Thank you for taking us down another path Princess..." Trixie said, as she looked towards the buildings that lined the outer edges of the town. Trixie's tone was a little more worried than arrogant.
>"I still don't understand why though, you do know cutting through the town would have been faster, right?" Twilight asked as she led the both of you towards the Everfree.
>"Of course I do. But how am I supposed to bond with Anon if we get there too fast? By the sounds of it, it doesn't sound like we'll do a lot of talking once we get there." Trixie's tone that time however, had quickly switched back to arrogant.
>"...that's because it's an educational sort of tour. You're supposed to be listening, and asking questions." Twilight tried to stay focused. This was for you and her, she had to keep this in mind. It was supposed to be bonding between you and her.
>"hmmm, I see...well then.." Trixie turned to you, her arrogance immediately washing away as she gave you a more gentle smile. "Anon, since we have some time. Why don't you tell The Humble and Apologetic Trrrixie!.....ahrm..about your adventures?"
>You didn't want to talk about that. You wanted to go deeper. Either Twilight and you had a reason to be suspicious...or this was actually genuine.
"Ahm, actually Trixie. Let's talk about...you. I mean, how have you been since the whole"
>What's a way to put it delicately?
"Amulet thing?"
>There...seemed to be a flash of regret on her face before she put on a smile. "Oh, Trixie has been doing....things. Mostly planning my tour...coming up with names. Oh, and of course practicing my routine."
>Ok...but you knew that already.
>>27617891
no, Trixie came early. Having hope in her heart that she can go back to doing successful showsand topping Twilight
>>27618118
"I mean, emotionally. How have you been doing?"
>Trixie hesitated ".....I've been...Humble..and Apologetic"
>She was dodging the question completely. Now you knew something was up. But what? You needed to be sure if this was just her wanting the horn for the show...or for domination. If you could get her to spill it before entering the forest. All the better.
"Ok, anything else? I mean, things must have been pretty hard after that. I'm surprised you'd come back to Ponyville at all....from what I heard I mean."
>Twilight never dropped from staring at her. She knew something was up. And she was getting an inkling that you may have been actually interrogating her. But she didn't want to press it.
>"Do we have to talk about this? Why can't we talk about something nice? Like....." Trixie was looking around, then she looked up at the clear skies "The weather?"
>You look up, it looked fine.
"It's nice I guess. But Trixie, really. I want to get to know you, but you're dodging my questions.I just want to know how you're feeling and how you've been. Haven't your other friends worried about you?"
>Did...she even have any friends?
>Trixie was starting to shake, her expression was like she was trying to hold in a burst of emotions, she was squirming.
>That's when Twilight spoke "Trixie....don't you have any friends at all?"
>"o....o...of course..T-Trixie does. Trixie...has...a lot..of...friends.."
>Oh good lord...She didn't have any fucking friends.
>And the first time she actually tries...is to get something.
>And looking at Twilight, she immediately softened up as well. Seems she came to the same realization.
>Not even one offscreen friend.
>>27618159
>Trixie began to step back away from the both of you. She wasn't able to say a word.
>"Trixie, are you alright?" Twilight asked, actually, truly, concerned for her.
>Trixie at first looked like she was going to get angry, but, it was like she couldn't even come up with a reason to run away. She was too hurt by the realization that someone other than her knew. Even moreso, her hated rival.
>but then something entered your head. Something that didn't seem to click with Twilight. What if this was a master ruse? Like the ruse of ruses? Trixie was a performer after all. She came here looking for the horn. What if this was just an act to gain sympathy points?
>Maybe she even had a friend. at least one. If not, her fucking family must still care about her. No, you'd proceed with suspicion still. You couldn't get tripped up by this.
>...so it's time to lay the bait.
"Trixie....I didn't know. We didn't know. I feel awful, I do. I'm really sorry for bringing this stuff up. In fact. How about I make a promise. If we become good friends by the end of the day, I'll let you have the horn for your show. No questions asked."
>Trixie stopped, and looked at you with a meek expression "R-really?"
>You nod, giving her a confident smile
"Of course, if I say something I mean. Then it's the truth."
>Twilight however hesitated. She stood there in thought. But seeing Trixie's further confused and pained stance. She thought maybe it wasn't a bad idea. Second chances and all that. She was the princess of friendship. And if Trixie had no friends...that had to change. "And you don't need to worry about me Trixie, If Anon decides to let you have the horn for the show. Then fine. And it's very lucky that you're coming with us. Because you have a chance to make four friends. Doesn't that sound great?"
>"....I-I see. T-then Trixie will..." Trixie turned away, and was taking short breaths. and from the motion of her foreleg. Wiping a tear.
>>27617701
Dying explain your story dear anon if you will
>>27617497
>>27616508
So I've seen a bunch of movies this summer season and my feelings were in line with all the reviews, except this one.
Movie was fucking solid bro, fucking solid. Don't know what issues were crawling up the reviewers assess but it was a solidly put together movie, much more so than BvS or Apocalypse, with a more interesting story than either, and with better execution than either.
Also the most stunning visual effects I have ever seen in my life.
The reviews got it wrong man, they got it wrong.
>>27618369
Also the acting was mostly better and, unlike those two, the characters were much more engaging and interesting.
>>27618292
>She then turned around, she still had no confidence in her face, But it seems she was willing to try. "I'd...like to just be able to have at least one friend....it's been so lonely for T-t-t...I've been lonely."
>Well, she took the bait.
"Well, then you're going to have to be a little more honest Now come on, let's get going."
>Twilight moved up to Trixie with a sweet smile. and started to walk alongside her. "If you want, we could discuss the magic and abilities of Hoofdini. Maybe speculate how he managed to pull off some of his tricks?"
>Trixie tensed up when Twilight drew near. But only for a moment. She seemed to be trying to get used to the entire situation.
>it didn't take long for Trixie to agree. Which was good for you, you were able to observe Trixie and focus on how she was speaking.
>She went from saying "Princess" to "Twilight" within a short time. And the subject matter put her at ease since she was very knowledgeable about the exploits of the great Hoofdini, even moreso than Twilight.
>You just observed as the three of you entered and traversed the forest. They both were really into the subject. Trixie was even starting to act arrogant. Acting as if she was superior in her knowledge of Hoofdini. Which you could tell started to tick off Twilight. But, this was for friendship, so she held her patience.
>"Actually, this reminds Trixie of something. Has Anon ever been to a spectacular magic show?" Trixie turns to you.
"Huh? uh, no. I get enough magical shenanigans from my dad"
>"Then you don't know what you're missing. In fact, I'd be glad to set up a special seat for you for my upcoming show" Trixie said with confidence and excitement.
"You mean the one you need my horn for right?"
>Trixie's eyes went wide, she then sheepishly smiled, laughing nervously "Y-yes...that one."
>...huh...already getting confident.
"Well, if it happens. I wouldn't mind."
>Is that all she actually cared about? Hmnn.
I want /mlp/ to get someone to do animations on some of these storys. some of them are really good like this 1
>>27618292 .
Or the wardrobe malfunction at canterlot highsad that one will never be completed but oh well besides thatit whould be pretty cool to see some of these animated.
>>27618422
>The three of you finally arrive at Zecora's hut. Twilight steps ahead and looks upon the both of you. "Alright. Trixie, Anon. Welcome to Zecora's. I hope the both of you are ready for a real educational and fun treat!"
"I am!"
>You shout, acting excited. While still gazing at Trixie
>"As is Trixie! I will show all just how the FRIENDLY AND MOTIVATED TRRRRIXIE CONDUCTS HERSELF!"
>Friendly and motivated now? hmmmm
>Twilight seemed to enjoy her enthusiasm, she turned and knocked on the door. "Zecora. Zecora! We're here!"
>The door just mysteriously opened however. Without an answer. Twilight however was acting as if this was normal, and yet not. She was trying to fake being surprised. Which just prepped you to be wary. Why would she be acting this way? "Oh? The door is open? Well, let's let ourselves in, shall we?"
>Twilight was being very cute. But now you had to be doubly suspicious as to why she was being all ignorant.
>"Twilight? Are you...ok?" Trixie felt she had to ask "Is it alright that we just step inside like that? That doesn't seem like something a friend would do"
>Twilight stopped. and turned to Trixie with a grin "Come on Trixie, she already knows we're coming. Just don't touch anything and we'll all be fine. Now let's go!"
>....ookkkkkk, now Twilight is being kind of..creepy.
>Both you and Trixie step inside the hut with caution. The door immediately slams shut. Both you and Trixie look back, then around. Only the two of you were around. In front of a bubbling cauldron.
"....What happened? T-Twilight?"
>No wait...don't panic. this is a trick of some sort. part of the lesson?
>"What's going on?! What kind of trick is this?" Trixie said, backing towards the door, worried.
>But then you chuckle
"haha, Twilight. Come on....I'm not that easy. I didn't even figure you as a prankster. So what? is there gonna be some potion juju. Aunt Fluttershy? You around?"
>You look towards Trixie with a grin
"Hey, relax. It's just a trick."
>>27618541
>"A trick?" Trixie looked confused, until she realized Twilight had tricked her before. "What kind of trick? Why would she do this?"
>You smirk and start looking about.
"Probably some educational thing. I dunno...Hey Twilight! Come on, what is this all about?"
>Suddenly, you hear a gentle clucking coming from behind the cauldron.
"Twilight?"
>Trixie hears it as well "...That doesn't sound like her"
>You both take a look around the cauldron.
>.........oh shit.
>...OH SHIT.
>It..was..a chicken head..on a lizardish dragon body. ...It..was...
>Both you and Trixie yell in fright as you back off from it "COCKATRICE!!!"
>You both try to bash open the door, but it won't work.
"HOLY! DWFDS...AM I TURNING TO STONE?! I THINK I LOOKED INTO ITS EYES!"
>It terrified you, holy shit. In a world where turning to stone can actually happen. Actually turning to stone was fucking scary as fuck.
>"I DON'T KNOW! I'M TOO BUSY HAVING MY EYES CLOSED!" Trixie falls backward. using her forelegs to cover her eyes.
>"It would seem my cockatrice has you both shaken, perhaps a second look should be taken"
>You hear a familiar voice behind you. And although Trixie wasn't willing to take a look. You take a peek, the cocatrice. Wasn't even paying attention. It was pecking at the floor.
"Huh?....what th-WOAH!"
>Just by a small tilt of your head, you spot the zebra shaman right up on your face. making you fall backward onto Trixie. Making her freakout all the more.
>"IT'S GOT ME! QUICK! SOMEPONY SAVE TRIXIE!" Trixie yelled, getting you in her hooves and tossing you forward, making you slam onto your face and slide right towards the cockatrice. She didn't even notice it was you.
"E-eghh.."
>You look up, dazed, only to see the cockatrice staring right into your face.
"AGH! AAAAGH! OOHHHH AHHHH....ahhhh....ah?"
>You were thrashing about, but...you weren't going stiff.
"Ahhh....Am I...dead?"
>>27618433
Then why won't you do anything? I'm sure that you could easily pirate flash and some books about animating. Nobody's stopping you.
>>27618678
>"....ok, that was probably a bad way to start things. I guess Fluttershy was right. This wasn't the best idea." You hear Twilight sigh.
>"Twilight, you said yourself that Anon jumps into fights. It's actually good that the chicken has caused him fright"
>Chicken?
>You take a good look at the Cockatrice.....it.....it...
>You get up, now annoyed with the whole situation as your heart beat a million miles a second.
"....It's...a chicken in a costume?"
>Trixie raises her hoof from her eyes as she gazes upon the ignorant chicken. "What?! The Friendly and Motivated Trixie was scared by a chicken?! Why even a chicken?! What's the point of that! Why would you even do such a thing?!" Oh yeah, she wanted answers as much as you did.
>"Well, the thing I was worried about was Anon's problem of diving into trouble. Atleast from what it seemed anyway. I just wanted to see how he'd react to a Cockatrice. If he went to try to hurt it. I would have stopped him and explained to him why trying to directly fight a Cockatrice is a bad idea." Twilight chuckles nervously "But I guess..." She looks at you "...you already knew that"
>oh......that was really fucking dick. And it seemed even Fluttershy thought so....wherever she was.
>You dust yourself off as you look at Twilight, annoyed...dammit. another slam to the head. as usual.
"....That could have killed me you know..."
>"Oh come on Anon, don't exaggerate. We just had to make sure you knew not to jump into a fight you might not only win. But could lead into permanent consequences. I told you, this would be fun and educational. I thought you'd actually find this..y'know...exhilarating. Considering what you are normally used to. I thought just explaining things would bore you. And you can't learn anything when you're bored. It just doesn't stick."
"I...guess...egh"
>You had to put your foreleg to your chest. god it was thumping.
>you took a breath and took another look around.
>>27618731
"So, where is Aunt Fluttershy? I don't see her."
>Trixie was straightening her wizard's hat. which got crooked from her falling down. "Hmph, such a stupid trick, if I was at the ready. I could have easily taken care of a real Cockatrice" she mumbled to herself.
>"Your Aunt will be on the trail of our tour, Of which I hope that none will be a bore."
>You look towards Zecora, There she was, the one and only Zigger of the Everfree. Seeing her in person. The black and white stripes were a tad jarring to the eyes, "Hello young Anon, I am Zecora, your host" Zecora then looks to Trixie. Unlike you or Twilight. She doesn't show a hint of suspicion on her. She just gently smiles as she says. "And I see you brought the one who likes to boast"
>"Do I know you?" Trixie, who was still upset, put her hat back on and looked at Zecora with distaste "How do you even know me?"
>"I know many many things" Zecora walks over to the chicken, she had a sort of flask like bag slung around her. She puts her hoof out to put some chicken seed from the bag on it, she then gently puts it down for the chicken to feed. "Knowledge is a power that gives you wings"
>"......ok..." Trixie was confused.
>Zecora just looked down at you again, then you noticed that she seemed to notice something about you.
"...uhmmmm...miss..erm..Zecora was it? Why are you looking at me like that?"
>Zecora didn't say a word. Instead she looked out her window,and took a breath, enjoying the fresh air. "Do not worry young Anon, I was just looking into a new chapter that has just begun."
>Wut?
>"Trixie doesn't want to sound rude, but what?"
>"Yeah...that kind of came out of nowhere Zecora. Do you want to explain what you mean?" Even Twilight was confused. You all were. What the fuck did she mean by that?
>>27618808
>Zecora lets out a small giggle. "Forgive me, I was just thinking . Twilight, for the current lesson, would you mind doing the speaking?"
>Twilight nearly forgot.."the lesson. Right. Let's see.."
>Twilight thought she'd just speak to Zecora privately later about what she meant. So, using her magic. she quickly brought together some notes Fluttershy wrote on the creature "The Cockatrice"
"Woah woah, hold on. What did you mean? We just met and you're already talking all weird."
>Well, weirder. You already knew she spoke in rhyme or in small single sentences.
>Trixie looked upon Zecora, Even Twilight stopped reading to gaze upon her. Waiting for an answer.
>Zecora nods, and just..obliges your question without resistance. "an observation is all I made, with room for error, even with an eye much trained. Please, continue with the lesson."
>...goddamn her and her cryptic rhymes. What "observation" did she fucking make?
>"Ok...Trixie, since you're technically here to learn too. Can you sit down next to Anon?"
>"...I don't need to learn what I already know" Trixie, after all that nonsense, was not wanting to deal with having to move from her spot that she was already comfortable in.
thats it for the night. tired, and coming up with rhymes is tough
>>27618895
Nice story. The idea with cockatrice was really cool - Purple Smart is smart.
>>27618541
Poor Trixie, she had a hard life
>>27619382
yeah, its a shame her and Anon are dead now.
>>27619395
like this thread apparently
>>27619395
Like this thread sine it almost reaches de bump limit
>>27622279
Guess its time to make the next thread Daddonequus: Dead Thread Edition
>>27622328
Don't you mean Children of Chaos?
>>27622668
No.
No I dont.
Thats a shit name.
Erf's Anon sposed ta have dimples?
>>27622754
ass dimples, sure
>>27622941
wheres his dick though
>>27622941
OH FUG ANOTHER DRAWFAG, YES!
>>27622941
Looks retarded
>>27622941
neat
>>27622941
i like the fact that he doesn't seem to know what to do with it. It fits him.
>>27622941
NO WE CAN'T DIE WHEN ANOTHER BASED DRAWFAG JUST ARRIVED
>>27623148
Time for Daddonequus: New Drawfag edition
>>27622941
I actually like this style.
>>27623156
Don't you mean Drawfags, quite a few have come in lately.
>>27623172
Yeah I mean I GUESS, JEEZ DAD
>>27623172
Thanks, I work really hard oncopyingit, and more.
>>27623148
I've actually been here for months. New thread when?
>>27608416
It's a shit OC
>>27623186
We Dadonequus Lask now?
>>27623560
Erf's gotta be the dad, hes the lifeblood of the thread.
Lask can be...uncle?
>>27623643
Who's the mother then?
>>27623677
Autism
>>27623677
Maybe Deadthread guy?
Maybe Elo?
maybe >>27623687 like this guy said?
Maybe uhhhhhh...whoever the fuck that second writefag was. I dont remember their name.
>>27622941
Pink filly pussy had me like
>>27623696
Elo is the sexy mum
>>27622941
Oh fug now Elo's anon please
Fuck we need a new thread!
>>27624179
Remember, its Dadonequus, not Children of Chaos
I think weve all agreed on that
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