Why is Rainbow Dash the best lesbian in the show?
>>27556798
>is uninterested in a filthy, creepy NEET
>therefore she's a lesbian
NEETs really are in full damage control mode. Based Rapp.
She's not.
>>27556798
>She's a lesbian
>YAY MY WAIFU IS SAFE FROM SHIPPING!
>still write her in his green as wanting monkey dick
>>27556798
That's because she lives with Fluttershy apparently.
Cutest couple ever!
>>27556840
>implying I am not celebrating her being a dyke
>>27556798
>"Funny, Fluttershy told me SHE was the butch and YOU'RE the bitch."
This is how she acts around stallions who aren't smelly NEETs.
>>27556863
>flutterdash
>literally the shittiest of the shittiest ships
When will summer end?
>>27556894
INCOMING YURIFAG DAMAGE CONTROL
>>27556798
Lesbians are degenerates
>>27556899
Still the most plausible one out of all the lesbian ships if we go with canon lore.
The others are just plain shipfags projecting their own desires...
>>27556899
>literally the shittiest of the shittiest ships
thats not how you spell fluttermac.
>>27556921
This guy gets it. Yurifags are cancer.
>>27556894
Completely amicable, yes. You do realize that's a band-aid, not blush, right?
>>27556894
Concerned.
>>27556925
>the most plausible lesbian ship is still the shittiest of the shittiest ships
Its a good day to be alive.
>>27556921
>muh degeneracy
Nice buzzword. I bet you can relate to Zephyr.
>>27556950
Not a single sign of disgust.
>>27556967
Just happy to be here.
>>27556967
>mfw hetshits are using "not disgusted" as an argument for straight Dash
>>27556959
If it goes against your waifu fantaisies, then yes, yes it is.
>>27556863
>Meghan just shipped Dash with her brother while Shy is already shipped with Discord
>still think FlutterDash will ever happen
>>27556964
>Boys loving boys and girls loving girls
>Can't reproduce, human race dies off
>This is a good thing because lesbos give me a boner.
>>27556980
And this reaction is supposed to be a proof of her homosexuality.
>>27556996
they probably only added Dash to the episode and had Flutter's brother crash on her to reduce the amount of incest porn
>>27557013
Its because he's fucking obnoxious. Many people here can't see that because they're autistic as all hell.
>>27556996
Fluttershy with Discord?
Is it not like wanting you 90 yo grandfather to fuck a 10 yo?
Just because she isn't interested in Zephyr doesn't mean she's a lesbian. It is equally possible that she is repulsed by him the same way girl gamers are repulsed by creepers whispering about what they fantasize about doing to them into the voice chat during a game of Counterstrike or Cowadooty or something, like some of the guys in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kSOD6EsEUs
Said girl gamers would probably be okay with dating a more mature and emotionally well-adjusted guy with passable looks and a steady job than those nasally-voiced basement dwellers.
>>27557012
That's not even an issue anymore. Maybe in third-world villages, but definitely not for the human race as a whole.
And I assume that most of this transfers to pony society in that pony society is probably not reliant on every single horse reproducing.
>>27557047
Do you really think the autists on this site are aware of that? Just because Rainbow is repulsed by your NEET lifestyle, doesn't mean she's a dyke.
>>27557097
Of course she's a lesbian. She's smart enough to find males stupid and annoying who ruin everything.
>>27557115
Tumblr please. I don't think this is the right site for you.
>>27557121
Men are the ones constantly declaring war on each other, my point still stands.
>>27557144
kek okay
>>27557197
I'm going to assume men are violent monsters when they keep killing and raping.
>>27557209
lol
>>27557212
What's so funny?
>>27556894
>>27556950
>>27556967
>>27556980
Retarded shipfag spilling his delusions. Nigger, Dash never shown any kind of romantic interest to soarin, she tried to impress him as a member of wonderbolts by saving his pie and saving him from falling, sure but nothing besides that. Fucking ship cancer belongs to fanon only.
>>27557249
She also has never shown any kind of romantic interest in any female in the show, but that doesn't keep yurifags from spewing their shit everywhere.
>>27557144
Of course men are violent. It was our job to be violent during prehistoric times because we were the hunters while women were the gatherers who just went about scooping up fruits and vegetables for the tribe to eat and materials for making tools and clothing. I don't expect most women to understand since they are hard-wired for pacifism as it would be counterproductive to get violent and aggressive while picking apples from trees. In fact it is necessary to be aggressive because species that aren't tend to get wiped out by species that are. What are you going to do when aliens show up to wreck our shit or when mutant creatures start tearing people limb from limb? Offer them a bouquet of flowers? Sing songs to calm them? That's not how "Survival of the Fittest" works.
Still, transhuman technologies may change all that though. Neural implants that make people super-intelligent and regulate their emotional states or designer babies with more manageable hormone levels and accelerated neural development or something else of that nature.
>>27557277
Sorry, but we don't have to pander to you at all times.
>>27557290
You're a pig, you know that.
>>27557312
No, I am an animal and so are you, just like all humans. It was just our technology and our unparalleled ability to work together that allowed us to climb to the top of the food chain and become the apex predators of this entire planet.
>>27557336
Females are not animals, we have risen above you.
>>27557336
>biting the bait
>>27557346
You're a man roleplaying.
>>27557346
Roleplaying is against the rules
>>27557346
Yeah keep lying to yourself. Luckily you're opinion is not mainstream and the fact that you probably won't contribute to the gene pool will prevent it from becoming so, since most likely you're behavior is the result of a random mutation occurring during your conception. Still, enlighten yourself wth this BBC documentary where a zoologist studies humans the same way he would any other animal in the wild.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qUKiHZbVwc
According to it, we aren't really all that different from our primate cousins, the other great apes.
>>27557402
>>27557419
Yes, the idea of girls on 4chan is completely impossible.
>>27556798
"She must be a a lesbian" is the classic response to some creepy guy's rejection of their advancements.
Also, all over your sister's bestie? No bro points, Zephyr.
>>27557431
Of course. Rule 30 states "There are NO girls on the internet".
>>27557420
>your behavior
Sorry about that. We all make mistakes sometimes. After all,we're only human..
>>27557449
You must be new here, that's an old meme.
>>27557431
Nope, just ones that act how you are doing. Yoiure a parody.
>>27557471
We have boards of mostly girls. /u/ for example you're expected to be female.
>>27557505
And?
That doesn't alter that anon is acting like a stereotype for bait.
>>27557529
What stereotype?
>>27557537
Not him but most likely the man-hating, radical feminist stereotype.
>>27556798
She's just playing hard to get. Zephyr will win her over eventually.
I'm actually looking forward to the greens where they were foals and Zephyr is crushing on his big sis's friend and makes all kinds of attempts to be involved with them when Dash is visiting.
>>27557549
Indeed so.
>>27557249
>implying
>NRDT full damage control
It's amazing how someone can be a lesbian and still take so many dicks!
>>27557549
It's not a stereotype, a lot of the lesbian girls I know honestly don't like men.
>>27557039
is coming
>>27557054
You're literally retarded if you think the human race could be sustained by artificial insemination if the whole race was gay. That's not even mentioning the astronomical increase in STDs.
>>27557620
Except for the fact were talking about an anon roleplaying that stereotype. The fact it has a basis in reality isn't relevant. he is just using it for bait.
>>27557618
>they don't buy into the rainbow dyke meme so they must be the /mlp/ boogie man!
>>27557593
But Anon, clearly if you dance with a member of the opposite sex and are enjoying yourself at an event that's entire reason for existence is romance, that means you'll only ever be friends and are not even slightly interested in each other as more than just friends.
>>27557654
>boogie man
Firstly, it's bogeyman.
Secondly, fuck off back to tumblr with your unfunny memes.
>>27557666
sarcastic satan confirms SoarinDash is canon
>>27557620
Then by that logic, straight guys should hate other men and straight women hate other women if being a lesbian automatically makes you a man-hater. I mean, look at Ellen Degeneres who is a lesbian yet has a relatively equal number of male and female guests on her show and gets along with them quite well. Same with Ellen Page and a number of other famous women that came out as lesbians. And don't try to write either of them off as a "traitor" as that falls into the No True Scotsman fallacy.
>>27556798
>Dash rejected Zephyr
she's a dyke!!!
>Aj rejected Trenderhoof
LEL he was not just her type
>>27557654
>they don't buy into the rainbow dyke meme
NRDT wants no penis to go near her. Why would he defend her heterosexuality?
>>27557702
>NRDT wants no penis to go near her besides his
FTFY
>>27557644
What the fuck are you even going on about? No one is talking about the entire human race being gay except you, numbnuts. Of course the human race couldn't survive if no one reproduced.
But that is not what is happening right now. Gay people make a small percentage of society, an overpopulated society no less. People are still making babies at extremely high rates and the human race is in no danger at all.
Do you even live on this planet?
Guys, Lauren Faust has said time and again that Rainbow Dash is not a lesbian. Do you really think any mare straight mare would be interested in such a pathetic example of equinity as Zephyr Breeze? Especially one with such standards for excellence as Rainbow Dash?
Wake up people! No girl is going to be interested in a worthless NEET like you and expecting RD to is just delusional. Girls like a guy that can offer something to a relationship, not someone that is all take and no give like Zephyr. The only way a NEET can get a girlfriend is if said girl is an android that is programmed to like him.
>>27557804
Lauren Faust also said that Rainbow Dash was only interested by herself.
And by that she clearly meant that she isn't interested in any relationship whatsoever.
>>27557804
Faust has no jurisdiction anymore.
Me and Dash can be in lesbians together all we want.
Probably already said, but why would someone who is strong-willed, passionate about her goals and aspirations, and straight-forward not react that way towards someone who is the complete opposite of her?
>>27557823
Well then she's neither gay nor straight. Instead she's an asexual narcissist, which is fine by me.
>>27557804
>Girls like a guy that can offer something to a relationship
A wallet and no lip?
Honey, please. I'm sure this "inspirational" speech sounded good in your head, but you're trying to "enlighten" the wrong people.
>>27557776
>an overpopulated society no less
I can tell you want me to take you seriously but I just can't when you spout untrue retard memes at me.
>>27557804
>No girl is going to be interested in a worthless NEET like you and expecting RD to is just delusional. Girls like a guy that can offer something to a relationship, not someone that is all take and no give like Zephyr. The only way a NEET can get a girlfriend is if said girl is an android that is programmed to like him.
I blame sitcoms. There's far too many where an awful male is married to a hot female who endlessly puts up with his shit.
>>27557823
That was Faust drunk posting so I wouldn't take what she said too seriously. If you want her honest thoughts on the matter here's an article where she tells some click bait blogger to stop doing what OP is doing.
http://msmagazine.com/blog/2010/12/24/my-little-non-homophobic-non-racist-non-smart-shaming-pony-a-rebuttal/
>>27557823
Are you taking information from one of her shitposting sprees on Twitter?
>>27557869
>Overpopulation is a meme
How fucking retarded are you?
>>27557869
>Doesn't think overpopulation is true.
Lol nevermind, it's not worth arguing with peabrains.
>>27557889
>>27557922
>retarded libcucks detected
Quit garbling your professor's cock and actually do your own research on the subject.
https://www.pop.org/content/debunking-myth-overpopulation
>>27557922
But Anon! The earth isn't overpopulated! And climate change isn't happening! And vaccines cause you to post on /mlp/!
>>27557935
Oh, he's a conservative. Move along folks, nothing to see here.
>>27557855
A wallet, a job and a mature attitude. Basically everything needed to provide for and help raise any potential offspring that may be produced by the both of them. Game Theory's videos on how dating sims can help improve one's love life can elaborate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nJO7LHcPMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHwPYrMA0z0
>>27557889
Actually he has a point. There is enough food and other resources to go around for everyone but it is severely mismanaged.
>>27557950
No wonder this thread got his panties in a twist.
>>27557950
>implying that's an insult
If not being misinformed by a meme and looking like a retard makes me conservative then sign me up!
Alas I'm just a filthy moderate who no one listens to because of my un-Xtreme opinions. Their just not entertaining enough.
>>27557955
>A wallet, a job and a mature attitude
Which translates to "give me your money and shut up." Thank you for repeating me.
I'm not even going to touch on the fact you're citing a goddamn gaming critic on how dating sims can improve social interaction. Get your head out of the clouds.
>>27557935
There are currently 7 BILLION humans alive today.
You think a minority of gay is going to threaten the human race's population.
One hetero couple can make more than one human.
The only true ship.
>>27558021
>putting words in my mouth
The fag I responded to earlier made it sound like the earth could be sustained by artificial insemination. If that's not what he meant, then sorry for derailing a bait thread.
If you want to stick your dick in shit I don't really care. More pussy for me.
And we're in no danger of overpopulation anywhere in the near future. That's just a lie I see all the time and wanted to call out.
>>27558008
No, it translates to "take care of me and our future children, be kind to me and make me feel special and be receptive to my feelings". Zephyr Breeze has no job, is ignorant of the sufferings of those around him that he causes and considers himself the most important pony in the room if not in all of Equestria. Does that really sound like even a decent catch to you?
Also, Matt is a gaming "analyst". There's a difference. He backs up all his claims with scientific evidence and statistics.
>>27556840
Spitfire has beautiful eyes
>>27558070
It is not a fucking lie you fucking middle class shit with no greater worry than the next episode of mlp. Fucking educate yourself, if you can stand to come out from under that rock of fucking denial.
Tsundere, Good ship.
>>27558070
You are the one who assumed the post was talking about artificial insemination when it said literally nothing about it.
>>27558155
here a better tsundere for zephyr
>>27558155
She is overall but that's just pure disgust and maybe even a defense mechanism after being embarassed and made uncomfortable by that asshole.
>>27558145
Did you even read the article? I can link you some more if your want. I actually enjoy educating the ignorant, it makes for a better society. I am, however, not interested in a "no you!" screaming contest with a brainwashed libcuck.
>>27558156
This guy >>27557012 says
>Can't reproduce, human race dies off
This guys >>27557054 says
That's not even an issue anymore. Maybe in third-world villages, but definitely not for the human race as a whole.
So yes. I assumed he was referring to artificial insemination since that's the only way you get around people not reproducing anymore. If that's not what was meant, it was certainly implied whether intentional or unintentional.
>>27558229
No, I didn't read ypour fucking propaganda.
Try watching and reading up on the subject care of David Attenborough. Because naturally you know more than he I'm fucking sure.
Its a real and present existential crisis that willbite hard in our lifetime no matter how deep you bury your fucking head in the fucking sand.
Literally kill yourself, you'd be doing the world a favour.
>>27558284
I hope it does come true done the line so city planners will have to pave over your tombstone to make more living space where, hopefully, one of my hundreds of descendants will let his/her kids dance on what was once your grave where it read "Here lies Anon - He never scored."
Thanks for taking one for humanity, Champ!
>>27558088
>"Don't argue, just be what I want you to be, my obedient little robot."
You see, this is what modern women actually want. This is what you're describing with flowery language. The ideal partner for people these days is one who dotes on you and asks for naught in return. Women are like the men here, they just have internal fedoras.
The problem with dating sims, especially one of the ones he looks at, is that it's all scripted. HuniePop is the definition of fantasy. Unrealistic personalities, turning your repeated encounters from magical stalking into a relationship (forcing the narrative of repeated exposure), showering them with gifts and needing a string of perfect dates to be "the one", and in the end it all goes swimmingly without a hitch as long as you stick to the program. This is love? To be placed upon a pedestal and worshiped unconditionally? Strange how it never develops into the friendzone. The worst part, a large part of it pushes the fact that having differing hobbies, views on life, etc is a turnoff. Now on the one hand, this shouldn't be true because humans are drawn to each other despite how different they may be. If you need someone to mirror you to be happy, you're fucking shallow. On the other, this fits in exactly with what I'm saying, that women don't want an individual, they want a yes man to kiss their ass. Ultimately this isn't even new. There are many women who go after their exact opposites with the intent to bend them to their will, or be responsible for any sort of change in the man they go after. The entire game is centered around being fake to get into women's pants and you wonder why feminists hate it.
There's a fine line between showing you care and getting whipped to fit an ideal. If you can't love someone unless they pass all of your prerequisites, it was never love to begin with. Your definition of romance is more like treaty for provisions in order to stave off tensions from living in the same environment.
>>27556798
>she is a lesbian
Nice.
A NEET who's in denial.
See here
>>27558620
Women don't like NEETs. Sucks to be you. Maybe get a job.
>>27557936
>And vaccines cause you to post on /mlp/!
Underrated post.
>>27557466
No actually he's right. The way that rule is to be interprepted is that your sex/gender is irrelevent to what youre doing on the internet. Not that there are literally no females on the internet.
>>27557012
>>27557054
>>27558229
You people never bring up psychology, do you? Natural sciences proclaim non-heterosexual humans to be widely psychologically defunct in more than just the social level. They're basically broken in the neurological sense, similar to people who had more than one different sexual partner in a time frame of roughly, if I remember correctly, 5 to 10 years, and severe drug abuse. It has something to do with the connection between the pineal gland, the two thingies on the back and some portions on the vertical front not being peoperly harmonized.
tl;dr: Homosex is scientifically and naturally shit.
tl;dr 2: science seems to prove some religious things correct. Who would've thought?
>>27559472
They've also shown that homosexuality is selective to have for a few individuals, as it leaves more options for "remarriage" to take care of the young.
>>27556798
>lesbian
Never in the show say she's a lesbian.
>>27559523
>"but it also says she isn't straight xDDDD"
>>27556798
HER DISINTEREST ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER!
>>27559549
It doesn't xDDDDD
>>27559888
>"but it doesn't say she is straight XDDDD"
Did none of you see how Dash acted towards Daring Do in that one episode? She's clearly gay for her. At one point she tries to kiss her.
>>27558155
You know i may not like this ship too much, but i want to see a green for it, it looks interesting, and i want to see how will it work out.
>>27557012
>gays don't want to raise children
>surrogacy, sperm donation
>hetero birth rate isn't declining in civilized parts of the world anyway, leaving the barbaric to inherit the earth
I'd rather have a dozen gay sets of parents with civilized kids than one more African starveling hetero pumping out one doomed kid after another.
>>27559956
Its because she was a huge fan of her and had no idea she existed. How would you act if all the sudden you found out that your favorite fictional character was real?
>>27560102
Do you REALLY need to ask that question? Bear in mind what sort of people you're talking to.
>episode pokes fun at the fact that Dash is repulsed by an obnoxious loser
>fans, with their usual substantial autism, misinterpret the signs as her just not being into all males
>they literally can't understand the difference between someone like Zeph and Mac
Human brains are all sorts of fucked
>>27560102
>all the sudden
It's "all of a sudden" you mouth-breathing retard.
>>27561215
Its not human brains that are fucked. Its being a yurifag/shipper and/or a NEET that causes you to think like this.
>>27561233
Oh shit you completely proved my post wrong by correcting my grammar mistake there! Good game to you, Mister.
>>27556798
I'm straight as an arrow and i did the exact same thing when a fat girl got a little to close to me at work, she tried to accuse me assault so my boss looked at my desk cam footage and it showed her trying to sit on my lap.
My boss: "seriously"
Fat girl: "see he pushed me!"
My boss: "you made a physical sexual advance after he clearly said no"
Fat girl: ".........."
My boss: "sexual harassment, sexual assault not to mention my clear rules against fraternization."
My boss: "Your terminated, leave and take your stuff with you or its going in the trash, you have 20 minutes."
>Boss gives me her job, he says she sucked anyway.
>saying no to fat chicks lead me to making 2X as much.
>mfw
>>27561499
Gave me a justice boner.
I don't understand why Fluttershy's parents thought Dash liked Zephyr.
>>27561794
He was hitting on her, and parents normally pay more attention to their children rather than others.
>>27561499
genuinely happy for you, meaning it
>>27561249
>Yurifag
Fuck off reddit, this is a yuri website.
>27561962
Doesn't even deserve a (You) because of how shitty that b8 was.
>>27561962
Here's your /u/
>>27561962
>this is a homosexual website
No, this is a faggot autist website
>>27562118
What's the difference?
>>27561499
Nice
Also checked
Is this the first time where a character has a sibling that they flat out hate?
Fluttershy detests her brother and wishes he would die.
>>27562391
More like disappointed. She still cares about him to help him out.
>>27556798
Because she's already objectively best pony.
>>27557144
>point still stands
Your point can't stand at all without some evidence to back up "Men are the ones constantly declaring war on each other."
>>27557246
Your stupidity.
>>27561962
>4chan is one person
No you fuck off.
>>27562812
>Not having joined the hivemind yet
>>27562859
If you're not joking, then stopping memeing. 4chan is supposed to be a place where everyone is free to speak their own mind in the designated board they'd be talking about in.
>>27558070
>Not in danger of overpopulation
Let me guess, you saw that we can produce enough food and have enough land for 15 billion people therefore you extrapolate that we can sustainably supply that many? We're already having trouble with sewage, waste disposal, energy production that doesn't run on a limited supply, employment, and a myriad of social issues. What makes you think with are current systems we're not at risk for overpopulation? You know what, you're right, we COULD sustain 10-15 billion, but we can't do it without raping the environment, which matters in the long run.
>>27563196
Food is literally a non-issue.
There'd be enough water if we weren't wasting it on golf courses in the middle of deserts.
Sewage and waste isn't so much a problem of over-population as it is over-crowding and poor city planning. It is hard to change an already existing infrastructure but it's doable.
More jobs are needed the more people you have. Automation and other growing fields of tech may shrink the job market pool at times but it always bounces back over time; jobs will never be fully automated; that's a machinist wet dream
t. robotics engineer
Social issues are ever present. They'll never go away no matter what size your population is. The also change with the times. The movements won't be popular forever.
The only thing on your list that would be a big concern is energy. That's why there have been such big strides in alternative fuels. Thanks to fracking we got 100+ years to figure one out. I'm not too worried considering all the technological achievements we've made in the span of a few decades.
The whole over-pop meme myth started back in the 70s by hippies, the SJWs of their time, i.e. blowing shit out of proportion so people will pay attention to what they have to say. The world was nowhere near overpopulated then, and it's nowhere near overpopulated now.
https://overpopulationisamyth.com/
>>27556798
not wanting to fuck a detergent man-child makes you gay?
why is OP the biggest faggot of this board?
>>27558155
Rainbow is not tsundere she is much closer to kuudere
Limestone and Trixie are tsundere
>>27557266
>>>/t/umblr
>>27557593
All this picture does is confirm that pinkieXcake is cannon.
>>27561499
I believe you :^)
>>27564893
>>>/pol/
Go back to your containment board for hateful edgy 15 year olds.
