"Hey Twilight watcha got there?"
>"Hey Anon, I got really bored while you were away at work today, so I found this thing, I think it's called an 'Oh-wee-jah' board."
"It's pronounced Wee-ja, and yeah what about it?"
>"Well, I just had no idea humans were capable of such magic. The board seems just like every other board game I've seen so far. But somehow the instructions are talking about talking to spirits who've passed on."
>You smiled bemused at the situation.
"What happened next?"
>"I tried moving the little glass circle thingy around and well.."
"And?"
>"I didn't get a response."
"Well that's typically how these things go."
>"Anon is it.. Normal for people to hear voices in your world?"
>You raise an eyebrow.
"I'm sorry Twilight, but even in the human world hearing voices isn't normal."
>"I see.."
"Are you ok?"
>"I'm scared. I've been hearing voices calling out to me. I've tried to forget about it, but I just can't get the voices to go away!"
"Are you serious?"
>"M-maybe I did it wrong! Maybe I just wasn't using it correctly, here!"
>She shoves the board against your chest.
>"Help me figure out how it works so I can get the voices to go away!"
What will you do?
>>27551024
Jesus, Twilight I told you that if you ever mess with dark forces always make sure you have a Jackie Chan tulpa to protect yourself.
>>27551024
try my hardest to find a solution and eventually fail, only being able to provide consolation to the ever maddening twilight
>>27551024
Sorry Twigs, but those voices are coming from an and unspeakable, ancient and antediluvian evil.
You're on your own.
>>27551024
I got this.
>>27551024
I really hope a good horror green comes from this.
>>27551254
This. It's been a while since I've seen a horror story posted here.
>>27551254
bumping for this, fuck it, I'll even voice that shit if someone writes it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09mDXrnEz19
>>27551263
>"Help me figure out how it works so I can get the voices to go away!"
>Why was she in your house again.
>The fucking dumbass probably just cursed your already shitty enough living space.
>The nerve of some people.
>"Anon, please! They're only getting louder!"
>shutthefuckup.gif
>You take off your coat and take a seat at the couch area.
"I don't know man, just try to not think about it."
>Twilight looks at you incredulously.
>"Anon! This is serious! I can't just not think about them, and they keep getting louder!"
>You look at her with a bored glare.
>You might have cared if she did something besides buy books with your credit card and jerk her vagoo to anime ass all day.
>"And I think I'm starting to see things..."
>This nigga...
>She backs into a corner and goes into the fetal position, eyes darting back and forth to imaginary figures.
>You go to the kitchen and grab a few beers.
"Maybe this'll take your mind off of it."
>You hand her one, which she looks at disgustedly.
>Come into your household, use your magic ghost toys without permission, AND refuse a beer.
>You may as well kick her out.
>Yet you find kindness in your heart to actually try and help her.
"You know, fine, come here, and bring the ouija whatever."
I'm shit at writing, sorry, but i'll try to get something going.
pic related is just depressing recommended listeningor just what im listening to right now.
>>27551024
>Ouija Board
>ever
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>>27551024
"What do the voices say Twilight?"
>"They....they say...THEY SAY">"ANON IS A FAGGOT"
Lucky for you Twilight, I recently bought a paperback edition of the Necronomicon. Here, performing this magick ritual should make the voices stop.
>>27551736
Looks great so far, keep going!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14neXEyeyiQ
>>27551736
>You are anon and you have grown only the slightest bit worried about Twilights' ever worsening condition.
>You never really cared for her anyways so this is abnormal and worrisome within itself.
>Wait she seems to be talking.
>"Anon, you have to put your hand on it too, it works best when it's more than one person."
>You absent-mindedly place a hand on the wooden triangle thing.
>She swats your hand away and tells you to do like she is.
>Fucking stuck up piece of ass.
>She has three fingers on an edge but you put two just to spite her.
>theedge.jpeg
>Twilight starts saying more words, but you just tune it out, continuing to think about how you might get rid of her.
>She talks and talks and talks.
>You stare at her stupid face while she talks.
>Highly-expressive nerd-face™
>She's actually a lil' cute.
>You were gonna ruse on this topic for a while until the triangle fuck moved.
>You're pretty sure she said specifically not to move it.
>It moved again.
>If she told you not to move it then why the fuck does she think she can.
>What a prick.
>Her eyes have gone wide though, and she seems to be talking to you now.
"Sorry, what was that?"
>"Anon, I think the spirit is trying to say something."
>Whatever you say purple book hor- human.
>Probably gonna say lick balls or some stupid shit.
>"S... T.... O.. P...."
>You think you know where this is going...
>"T... A.... L... K... I.. N... G...?"
>She gives a highly confused expression with her nerd face.
>The fucking asshole actually ponders it for a second
>"Oh..."
>This might take a while.
might go to sleep soon, so try to keep this alive
>>27551806
thank you my nig
>>27551797
Hmm, actually now that I think about it this ritual might be better suited to the task.
>>27551024
You will not bring evil into this house young lady!
>>27551024
Shit, there's only one solution to this. We must burn the board, that always solves everything.
>>27551815
>This goes on for a few more hours until anything interesting happens.
>It started to say very tasteful phrases such as "Eat an ass," and "I respect Lars Ulrich."
>That last one was the only one you were really appalled by, but Twilight took all of them to heart.
>You think she endured up to nine whole shitty insults before she got upset enough to want to stop.
>Hell, you were on your sixth beer, you could care less.
>Twilight must know how fucking light weight you are, since she started to tell you to not take your hand off of the triangle thing slower and slower as the night progressed.
>And after the third time the spirit thing said goodbye, and the third time that Twilight refused to let this happen, did it start getting good.
>You could say you saw a few shadows that movedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o93ttGgeUX4
>And then you saw some weird dark figures behind Twilight where there was hallway.
>Those negros better not be messing with your shit.
>Twilight then initiated the goodbye.
>Not before one more thing was spelled out that is.
"P... A.. Y... B... A... C... K..."
>You saw it coming from a mile away.
>Twilight gave her best 'dindu nuffin' expression before the shit got real.
>A clock fell off of the wall.
>In your drunken state, you decide to chastise this stupid ass ghost for probably breaking the only good wall clock you own.
"Ok... That is it."
>You square the fuck up for this bitch ass ghost.
>Twilight started yelling at you a lot after that, but you could never think of why.
>And then more things started to fall off of the walls, with increasing force.
>You grab the one cross that senile granny anon left with you before she got dementia and died.
>Become pic related.
ok this is getting good, i'll try to go for a few more
>>27551884
actually fuck, its like three, goodnight everyone see you tomorrow
>>27551024
>"Anon....when I started using the board..."
Yes?
>"The planchette thing...it kept going between the O and the Z. Like it was spelling out something, a name...I remember something I read in one of Starswirl's journals years ago..."
It was going back along the board--you don't ever go backward on the board.
>"'Zozo. Anon, does that name mean anything to you?"
>>27551815
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sbgdKQb7Ue
>>27551884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lZvN3VcaDn
>>27551893
Goodnight friend.
>>27551042
>always make sure you have a Jackie Chan tulpa to protect yourself.
Don't forget the Uncle tulpa just in case Jackie goes rogue.
ok so i lied, i cant sleep.
but also quick question
should they fug at the end y/n
just for fun......
>>27552075
I think it should be some really kinky shit if there is gonna be a sex scene.
Like feet licking, Twilight smelling Anons hair. That kinda stuff.
Sure, why not?
Also this prompt is tempting to say the least
>be clergyanon
>purple come to you with WeeJee board
>ask how it work
>tell her 'devil magic'
>say she hear voices
>beat her with bibble
>kill posessed purple and save day
fin
>>27552085
ive got some shit planned so its gonna be a little while.
ill keep that in mind tho
>>27552121
I can't wait. It's been way too long since we've had a paranormal green.
>>27551683
Was expecting a VA femanon. You disappoint me anon.
>>27551884
> thirty seconds later
>Twilight is attempting to form some sort of symbiotic relation with you
>You being Anon
>The said Twilight is clinging to you closely, a decision that lacked forethought
>Alcohol and what not
>You still have a mission that your noble heart must accomplish, be it to save yourself or the would be barnacle if you were a whale (school does teach you things)
>You stumble towards the first hallway from the main room of the house, flipping up any switch that might pass you.
>You go through all of the rooms, turning on every light in the house.
>This seems a bit childish, actually.
>Nah.
>Passing back through the main room to the other hallway, you see the mess has grown.
>And it also seems to have followed you wherever you were going.
>You'll deal with it later.
>The light switching routine continues.
>This time, when getting to Twilights room, she hops off of you and grabs a few things.
>Notably, three books, a manga, and an sd card from her computer.
>You're about to ask the NEET what the hell she's doing until she interrupts you.
>"We're leaving right now!"
>Why didn't you think of that
>You both power walk towards the front door, more of a power run into everything for you, but its the thought that counts.
>Just before Twilight, who was understandably in front of you, reaches the door, the unspeakable happens.
>The fucking ouija board flies with great velocity at her face.
>She gives a loud cry and drops to her knees.
>That nigga just hit her in the eye.
>She's probably bleeding now.
>As much as you hate her guts, she's still ur ho.
>And you kind of like her atleast, even if you can't remember what it was you liked about her.
>Overcome with a sudden urgency to leave, you grab twilight and run the fuck out the door, not even bothering to close it behind you.
>You haphazardly toss her into your truck, where you also haphazardly throw yourself.
>Roughly grabbing the keys from your pocket, you jam them into the ignition and dip like hell.
>>27552190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FxcnSXfhJE
>>27552132
>Disappointment for being male.
Why should I have expected anything else.
>>27551024
Aren't RP forums banned?
>>27551024
>"I'm scared. I've been hearing voices calling out to me. I've tried to forget about it, but I just can't get the voices to go away!"
The Great Old One are calling for you, Twiggie. Rejoice, for you are chosen to ascend.
>>27551188
A singular post!
>>27552457
So what will they do with Twilight?
>>27552091
Isn't it?
>>27552095
Bad end?
>>27552536
Like seriously so. It's got my creative juices flowing.
I'm listening to some dark ambient and seeing if I can come up with a story as we speak.
no promises though.
>>27552536
Only if you consider the righteous being victorious in spiritual warfare to be a bad thing. You're not a minion of darkness, are you?
>>27552545
a real writefag approaches
thx, im bad at this
>>27552545
I would look forward to seeing it. I often listen to music too when I write.
>>27552547
Well, I try to be righteous sometimes. But I'm not very successful all the time I'm afraid.
>>27551024
It's pronounces wee-yah, and it's fucking entry level magic with a k, you stupid shit.
>>27552376
>disappointment for being the better sex in the spiritual-magic plane
Fag
>>27552095
one doesn't need to kill themunless they've been possessed for a long time or really bad so an exsorcism won't do it any different
>>27552547
yeah, good point
the inquisition was morally justified, eastern europeans are starting to realize true history
>>27552496
Grant her eyes to cleanse her humanly idiocy.
>>27553195
Isn't it sopussed to be perception?
>>27551024
>Day spook-a-booga in mirrorquestria
>You and Purple Autism are doing Ouija things together
>With you guiding it, of course
"Oh shit, it's spelling something out!"
>"What is it? WHAT IS IT?!"
"To..."
>"Get-"
"The-"
>"Voices-"
"To-"
>"Stop-"
"You-"
>"M-Must-"
"Blow-"
>"Anon?!"
"Huh. Well you heard the ghost, Twizzles. Get to sucking."
>>27554681
Honestly surprised this wasn't one of the first responses.
>>27553736
that was a metaphor familia
>>27554681
Spirits called by an ouija board are nearly always "natural spirits" who love bodily fluids, not kidding. That's what you get when the majority of users are plebs. This post may actually be accurate, spiritually.
>>27552376
I just thought you'd be doing a Twiggy VA. I know we have VA femanons here so I got my hopes up.
>>27557640
Well it would sure be nice if a Femanon voice acted here.
And BUMP, I'm not letting something this good die just because faggots wanna shitpost about the new episode.
So what happened to the writefags?
>>27564646
A horror story? I could give it a shot.
>>27564671
Please do, I'd love to see what you come up with.
Still waiting
>>27565222
nice trips but its like 4 in the morning bruh. he may do it when the sun is out
>>27565286
>Waiting until the sun is out to write a spooky Ouija board story.
Coming up with spook is hard.
The only idea I've come up with is some Halloween story where Twilight gets possessed by a Mexican ghost.
Kind of a Day of the Dead crossover because I have some distant relatives who are big into Mexican voodoo(or Brujeria, which is just witchcraft in Spanish) and a lot of their shit freaked me the fuck out as a kid.
I don't know, that's what i'm playing with right now in my head
>>27565836
It could be interesting. You aught to spin it and see where it goes.
>>27565836
Coming up with genuine spooks is a difficult thing, just like genuine feels and other, but once it's done - !
>>27567548
Can't wait for it whatever it is.
>>27551024
I played the ouija, it's a fake, I think its also a trademark of some company
>>27568897
So nothing bad happened at all?
bumb
>bump
>>27551024
Goggle search "pocongan".
>>27571579
>pocongan
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck does it mean? What is this video I found and why is there a teleporting babaduke in it!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oibOYrCqzc
>>27571579
Ok so apparently it's an indonesian word for "wrapping a body"
And when I do google images, I get stuff like pic related.
>We will never get another writefag
>>27551941
what happens if Uncle goes rogue???
Where are the spooks guys?
>Page 8
You really think I'm gonna let this thread die? I'll keep bumping as often as I can.
I really hope those writefags come back.
Anyone have any Ouija board experiences they wanna talk about while we wait?
It might give the writefags ideas.
Where the fuck is everyone, it's a ghost town in here.
It's night. No one is in the spook thread.
Why?
>>27565836
Please come back
wee yee
>>27573319
That's when you pull out the big guns.Toru is too by the book to break his conditioning.
>>27552190
awaiting more, good writefriend
it doesn't have to be another Poe
>>27579128
Poe?
>>27579800
I'm not letting this thread die.
Writefags where did you go?
>>27580472
he spooked himself while writing his story.
>>27581074
Everything I've written down so far just feels like one big joke. Granted, it was building towards something.
I just hope >>27552566 wasn't the writefag from before because It looks like I may have scared him off or something
>>27581604
He probably wasn't confident in his own work. Honestly it wasn't too bad.
I mean, the memes sort of break the immersion a bit, but I've been guilty of making the occasional meme reference in my greentext too.
----
As far as what you may write, just be confident in what you have.
>>27551024
When will twalot learn not to mess with spooky stuff?
>>27583774
She was just bored bro.
>It's Halloween!
>And you know what that means...
>Absolutely nothing.
>You're too old for stuff like that.
>Ghosts.
>Skeletons.
>Spooky stuff.
>All a bunch of horse shit.
>If you do say so yourself.
>Sure it was all fun and candy when you were a kid.
>But you're not a kid anymore.
>You're a man!
>Well, not by much.
>You're still just a shitty teenager.
>Be Anon.
>And it's Halloween night.
>Not much is going on.
>You've obviously stopped trick or treating long ago.
>So now you're waiting for your friends.
>While you do so, you decide to indulge in your new favorite Halloween activity.
>Sit by the sidewalk near your house.
>Hiding in a hallowed out bush and jumping and screaming at kids who walk by and don't take notice of you.
>Good stuff.
>The kids get a good scare.
>A lot of them cry.
>Parents yell at you.
>Not your problem.
>Sometimes the kids drop theirs bags and run away.
>Free candy.
>This year you managed to get two bags of candy from poor kids who didn't have the wherewithal to notice an out of place badly built fake plant.
>Sitting on your front porch.
>Looking through the bags.
>You hear a voice call out to you.
>”Hey Anon!”
>A group of girls are walking along the sidewalk of your home.
>Sunset Shimmer.
>AppleJack.
>Pinkie Pie
>And... Twilight Sparkle?
>Either way, they all seem to be dressed up for the occasion.
>Sunset is dressed like a skeleton.
>Wearing a skintight black leotard with a skeleton print on it and a cheap skull mask.
>The leotard showing off her curves.
>unf
>AppleJack looks like a hobo.
>No seriously, you're not sure what she is supposed to be.
>Her clothes are all raggedy and dirty.
>>27585106
>Her nose has red coloring around it.
>Like she's snorted too much cocaine
>You're gonna need to ask about that later.
>Pinkie Pie is dressed in some purple striped spandex with some fur boots and gloves.
>Also purple cat ears and drawn on whiskers on her cheeks.
>Looks to be the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland.
>>Finally Twilight is wearing a blue wizard hat and blue cape.
>A wizard, or witch.
>Or whatever.
>Either way they're all dressed for the night.
>And here you are sitting around with some bags of candy you stole from some kids.
“Hey?”
>The others give their hellos.
>”Hiya Nonny!”
>”Howdy!”
>”Hello.”
>It was then you notice Sunset had something tucked under her arm.
>They all walk up to your porch and stand at the foot of it.
“Why are you all dressed up?”
>Pinkie begins to jump up and down.
>”Why aren't ya dressed up Anon? It's Halloween!”
>AppleJack adds to the conversation.
>It's obvious why you're not.
“Well, I am dressed up!”
>You get up from our seat.
>And present yourself.
“See?”
>Everyone just states at you.
>”What're ya supposed ta be?”
>AJ asks
>You ponder for a moment.
“A teenager who doesn't care?”
>Nobody seems amused.
>”Well I guess if you don't care for Halloween, then perhaps you wouldn't care if we invited you to Pinkie's Halloween party later tonight!”
>Sunset goads.
“A party? Later tonight?”
>Seems like thing are looking up.
>”Yesserie! I'm throwing a costume party later tonight!”
>Pinkie adds in her overly energetic way.
“Are costumes? Mandatory?”
>You had to ask.
>>27585112
>”Of course silly! A costume party without costumes is just a party!”
>Right.
“Well, what I were to grab a plain white sheet and cut eye holes and go as a ghost?”
>A few giggles from the group.
>”Good enough for me!”
>Sunset stands ahead of the rest.
>”First, we want to take Twilight over and have a little fun first.”
>Fun?
>She then show you what was tucked under her arm.
>A Ouija board?
>You lift an eyebrow in suspicion.
“Really guys? The hell is this all about?”
>Twilight then stands next to Sunset.
>”I've been doing a lot of reading on your world's magic and mysticism, and I came across this simple ritual piece. I think being able to contact the dead seems like a fascinating experience!”
>You just continue to stare at them.
>Pinkie then chimes in again.
>”We're gonna go to a cemetery and try to summon a spooooky ghost for Twilight! We were wondering if you wanted to join us!”
>She waves her hands at you
“You do know that's all a bunch of superstitious crap, right?”
>Sunset crosses her arms.
>”Aww, come on Anon, it'll be fun. Unless, you know, you're scared of cemeteries.”
>Cute.
“There a reason why you chose me and not any of the others?“
>They all look at each other.
>And kinda shrug.
>”You don't look too busy right about now. The party doesn't start until much later at night and we kind of need one more person for this.”
>Sunset explains to you.
>She then gets closer to you and says to you in a hushed manor in your ear.
>”Besides, Twilight doesn't know it's a kids thing, she's from Equestria and magic is very much a real thing there. Just play along and let her have her fun”
>Equestria?
>Magic real?
>What kind of shit is she going on about?
>Is this supposed to be some different Twilight Sparkle or something?
>Different from the sperg transfer from Crystal Prep?
>Come to think of it.
>The few words she has said were less... awkward than you remember from her.
>Whatever for now.
>>27585116
>Then an idea pops into your head.
“You know what? Sure, why the hell not?”
>Everyone's faces light up at your decision.
>You smile at everyone.
“Let me go grab my 'costume' first!”
>You rush inside and grab a spare plain white sheet
>You punch some eye holes in it
>Boom, your ghost costume is complete.
>You meet up with everyone back out front.
“Alright ready to go!”
>Before you step off your porch, you grab the bags of candy and toss it to Pinkie.
“Charitable donation from some diabetic kids for the party.”
>Pinkie looks pleased at the stash of sweets.
>the other three
>Not so much.
>You toss the sheet over yourself and align the holes with your eyes and you all head off to the cemetery.
>Along the way AppleJack asks.
>”So why aren't ya into Halloween anymore?”
>You shrug your shoulders.
“Don't know, why are you still into it?”
>”Ah got me a little sister who's still a youngin' she still loves it and ah take her out every year.”
>You nod.
“And the hobo get up is a usual thing?”
>She glares at you
>”Ah'm a scarecrow!”
>You nod your head
“Could've fooled me.”
>You tell her with a sweet smile.
>Hoping to not get clocked in the face.
>Sure enough, nothing comes.
>You look to her.
>She just has puffed out cheeks.
>You finally make it to the cemetery.
>It's the older one near the outskirts.
>Which means no street lights to aid in any kind of light
>You're guessing it adds to the spookiness.
>>27585126
>They seemed to have came prepared.
>Sunset gives out flashlights to you and AJ.
>As you traverse across the grounds. You see lots of broken gravestones.
>Large patches of tall grass that cover some of the others as well.
>This place looks to be severely under attended.
>In fact
>Now that you think about it.
>This is the abandoned cemetery.
>Lovely.
>Looking at what gravestone still stands.
>Some are dated as far back as 200 years ago.
>Everyone is huddles close together.
>Because they are totally not scared.
>Nope.
>Not even knowing that your only source of light are two flashlights.
>And if they were to go off, you'd be in complete darkness
>Hey, this wasn't your idea.
>And even if it was, you would have gone to a much nicer looking cemetery.
>”Uhm, Ah think this might be a good spot.”
>AJ speaks up out of nowhere and startles the other girls.
>You feel them jump from her sudden words.
>”Y-Yeah, this looks good”
>Twilight speaks up.
>Her words a bit shaken.
>She may be scared of this dark.
>”Okie Dokie!”
>Pinkie doesn't seem to be bothered.
>She begins to take some candles out of a backpack she brought along.
That's all I have written before I stopped feeling it. Maybe someone else can take this and spin it their way.
>>27585157
Glorious, I love it. You should really keep going.
>page 7
Spook thread finally gets green and it's great. I'm not taking any chances.
Goodnight fellow spook enthusiasts.
>>27575504
Ouija is entry level "magic" and pretty fucked if done wrong. Ghosts happen to be real jerks, especially the ones who remain.
Oh, what am I saying. The jerks remain in this world and coupled with angels really fucking jelly at humans, that's why magick is so fucked.
>>27575504
No. But one of my old classmate used to do it alone (poor soul). I warned her ,but she said she is going to be OK. I saw her collepsed once in the hall of the school. She was unconscious for a few second ,then she later got medical check but the nurse found nothing.
>>27583774
When it's too late
>>27586903
>doing it alone
>collapsing
she must've done everything wrong then
>>27586092
>>27586903
So if you do the Ouija thing wrong the ghosts can just torment you for life right?
There's pretty much nothing that can be done at that point is there?
>>27588879
No. Yes. It depends on what you called, which is hard because humans can't naturally see into "their" realm without experience and training. As it turns out, most religions actually have pretty effective counter-measures. For example, do the chakra bullshit or be a good Christian and don't do vices for some time and they get "bored". Alternatively, get a exsorcism. Easier than you think. Appareantly Christians cheat by simply saying a short formula and for some reason ghosts are afraid of Jesus' name being said.
>>27589084
>don't do vices
>be a good Christian.
Well, I'd be fucked honestly.
I have a hard enough time just controlling my one vice which is food.
Much less being a good Christian, which means you can't look at a woman with lust in your eyes that isn't your wife.
Sorry daddyo but I ain't no monk
>>27589503
The thing in Christianity is, all humans always sin :^)
No, really, it's like nofap: promise yourself you won't do it anymore, try not to do it anymore, and after some time, you won't do it anymoreas often. For example, eating too much will make you fat, and fapping will numben your nucleus accumbens. Just don't let it get the best of you. The same can be said about any old religion which didn't get invented in the modern age. New Age cults are for hipsters.You may need an exsorcist. ^:)
>>27589776
>>27589503
I liked that he included Sunset in the story.
>>27551024
Stay in NST faggot
>>27590691
Stop shilling.
>>27585157
>Stopped feeling it
Are you feeling it now BetAnon?
ALLLL BY MYSEEEEEEEEEEELF, DON'T WANNA BUMP, ALL BY MYSEEEEEELF.
anyone illing to write?
>>27597469
Hopefully someone will come along.
Surely someone will come.
We just have to believe.
bump general
I hope someone comes.
What happens if I cum on a ouija board?
>>27600884
It will be covered in ectoplasma.
>>27601003
Damn, I was hoping some sexy ghost girls would rape me.
I'll just have to settle for making ecto-cooler then.
>There will never be another writer for this thread
>>27601395
>>27601892
Feels bad man
