>There are female fans who probably fantasize about Shining Armor's thick horsecock pounding inside of them.
>>27544933
>Implying all the males don't do the same
I bet you kiss girls faggot.
>>27544933
Yes
I knew a girl who admitted to clopping to Shiny
>>27544933
Y-Ya...What f-f-faggots...
>>27544933
>implying shiny isn't boybait
What kind of grill would chase that gay cuck when they could chase hot mare pussy?
>>27544956
Was she cute?
>"You think I'm hot...bro?"
>"I've got a bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?"
>>27544933
>There are men here who fantasize about females fantasizing about Shining Armor's thick horsecock pounding inside of them
>>27544933
desu I'm male and I can't decide between that or devastating his tight little coltpussy while he's bound and gagged
>>27544933
There are males too.
I'm fantasizing about his thick horsecock in my mouth.
>>27544933
Shiny has a very kissable face.
>>27545008
We already knew that.
I'm totally sub gay, but Shining isn't the one I'd want to give me the fug. I feel like most of the male characters don't have the personalities I'd want for them to make me want the fug.
I guessTrixiewould be the only male character I would want that from.
>>27544933
I know a girl who horsebandos Sunburst
>>27545224
She's got great taste.
>it's an "everyone is gay for Shining Armor" episode
>>27545212
I never noticed how dull Trixie's eyes look. Makes her look dead inside.
>>27545351
That's because she is dead inside.
I want to hug Shining Armor. He looks so soft and comfy
>>27545008
>There are females who fantasize about males fantasizing about females fantasizing about Shining Armor's thick horsecock pounding inside of them
>There are males who fantazise about females who fantasize about males fantasizing about females fantasizing about Shining Armor's thick horsecock pounding inside of them
>>27544933
> There are female fans
Not here
>>27544933
>probably
>there are boys who like girls to be boys who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're Shining Armor
>>27545711
stop
>>27544933
>Females
>Having good taste
>>27545736
>Gary-Stu Armor
Yeah, liking him is bad taste indeed.
>>27544933
>Stallions only last 15 seconds
>Wanting horsecock
>>27545794
That just means more time for cuddling.
>>27545816
Shiningfags everyone
>>27545844
>He doesn't want to suck Shining's horn while slowly stroking his horsecock
I want to be the boytoy stallion who can't last for shit.
Also lipstick kissu.
>>27545854
>He wants to suck Shining's horn while slowly stroking his horsecock
>>27545666
>the are men fantasizing about men who fantasize about Shining armor's thick horse cock
>>27545054
That's called rape you fucking nigger.
>>27544933
>>27545922
Not if he likes it
;_;
This thread is a trainwreck.
>>27546165
>you will never be their husband
>>27546216
i'm not so sure i like that blog
i think it's because the person making that blog is one of those 'woe is me' sadbrains types, and it's weird that that person's hiding this behind a pony i like
shenanigans the next morning
>>27545794
>apes only last 15 seconds and have two inch dicks
>wanting humancock
>>27546246
hesrightyouknow.jpg
>>27545952
LONDON
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>>27546165
>>27544933
I would rather take that adorkable Sunburst wizard cock or a thick farm dicking from Big Macintosh. Shiny is okay but he's married and I can't get into that.
>>27545351
She also has only one eye-sparkle. Almost all the other ponies have two eye-sparkles. The only exceptions are fillies, who have three eye-sparkle, and the elderly and some males, who have one eye-sparkle.
So trixie is either old or male. And she's not old.
>>27547232
Actually, come to think of it, Lauren Faust said that one of the ponies from S1 is transsexual (citation: www.equestriadaily.com/2016/03/who-do-you-think-trans-pony-in-season.html?m=1).
This seems to be striking evidence for who.
>>27547232
I'm pretty sure villains also generally have one eyeshine.
>>27544985
Kekd audibly
I sure would love shinys large stallion cock I am so not gay
>>27547905
Shut up namefag. You are the biggest faggot here.
>>27547905
https://www.youtube.com/user/lunethspark
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/Luneth+spark
This kid is a faggot.
>>27548081
Underage autistic summerfag detected.
Top kek.
>>27548243
The roots of his autism has been established, now we get to watch as the child blossoms into a flowering faggot.
>I am not currently being fucked into oblivion by Shining's military-grade cock while he brushes my hair and makes me look cute
>>27547232
>And she's not old.
You don't know that. She could be using magic to conceal her true age.
>>27546211
Don't talk to me or my wife and husband's foal ever again
>>27548269
Holy shit. This kid may literally be retarted.
What are those pics you downloaded anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-T_Ir036JM
>>27548285
Most of them I pulled from the comics thread.
>>27503789
>>27548317
Gotcha. Was just making sure I wasn't witnessing retards bashing on retards.
>>27548269
>Win10
>Clusterfucked tabs on Chrome
>Avira
>Skype
>>27548337
Well what do you suggest, anon?
>>27545657
We have to go deeper
>>27548343
Pretty much any other operating system.
>>27548337
what's a good antivirus program that isn't a botnet
https://youtu.be/B2ZmjkmSMiQ
>>27548393
Free? There probably isn't one. I use CIS with pretty much all bloat options turned off. I would use eset if I was to pay for it.
>>27544976
Kind of
>>27545867
fuck
my older sister used to do this to me when i was a kid
>>27544933
>>There are female fans
liar
>>27546773
Dude, I fucking called that shit withthe sexy jutsuplz no bully, /mlp/
>>27544933
I'm more into the thought of Sombra corrupting me and pouring his ghostly form into my vagina.
>>27544933
>your friends with shining armour
>one day you and him are chilling in cadence's castle.
>watching hoof-ball, drinking beer having a bro-date
>while a commraical was on, shining armour turn to you in a "joking" matter.
>"yo monkey man!"
"what good? pony bro"
>"do you ever wanted my horsecock?"
>he been doing this a lot lately
>acting like a gay ass zigger
>you never really like this sort of joking around
>but if you can deal with furries back on earth, you can deal with some gay horsing around.
"not as much as I want to rump that white little rump of yours."
>"oh please! you can't handle this rump! ya chimp"
"dude if I humped that rump, you stool will be in a rut"
>"we will just see about that!"
>suddenly shiny jump over from his seat to your. sitting on your lap
>he turn around and stick his lubed plot in your face
>"let's bash some butts as well as theses nuts!"
>>27548280underrated post
>>27549053
>gay horsing around.
carlos
>>27546197
>This thread is a trainwreck
This thread is making my dick go full mast in just 3 seconds
>>27547232
Trixie was meant to be a stallion. It was said by lauren faust
>>27549053
http://pastebin.com/sRSFLxGM
We gay shining thread now?
>>27550106
Yes, please.
>>27548563
What, sideburns and all?
>>27550321
especially the sideburns
Sorry I'm into Flutterbro.
>>27544933
There are male fans who want to invade Cadance's ponut.
There are male fans, lusting after the thought of licking Shining's penis.
There are even some female fans who long to taste Cadence's pussy, as she uses her magic to lovingly invade every orifice that would give them pleasure.
There are fans, of either gender, who want to, either take turns with them, or be taken by the two, at once.
And me? I just wannacuddle the cute ponies, in a non-sexual fashion.
>>27547272
Oh, so Twilight completely outclasses Trixie because she's actually male
Fuck, this show really does have all the females be better than the males, goddamn. Female incompetent character? Actually male you guys!
>>27544933
I'm a guy and I want Shiny to fuck the faggot out of me, to fuck me so hard I don't like dick any more.
>>27548563
L O N D O N
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>>27548439
>>27548400
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
>>27547232
She isn't old, but she feels that way.
>>27547272
All this time we've assumed Caramel was a MtF trans pony....... when the whole time Caramel was introduced as a FtM trans pony and throughout the show slowly realized that trying to become the fairer sex on some half-cocked (heh heh) notion that it would make their life better was a huge mistake, and started using drugs surgery and magic to slowly retransition back into her original female sex phenotype.
I can only imagine how many MtF trans people irl can relate to Caramel's Oh Shit Moment but unfortunately lack the magical resources to fix their mistake.
>thread about female fan fantasies
>full of dudes craving for horsedong
As a hetero fan i sometimes feel like the needle in a (g)haystack
I mean im okay with that, but no matter where i go, sooner or later it ends with horsedong
Its happened before
https://u.pomf.is/blnpog.jpg
>>27551448
You'll be happy to know that real gays are the actual needles in that haystack and the vast majority of the flaircock craving faggots that compose that hay are totally heterosexual.
Almost like trying to find the one lively sprig in a large bundle of highly flammable twigs..... whatever you'd call it.
>>27548446
>Kind of
Explain
