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>You unexpectedly receive a visit from Pinkie Pie in her Ghost Of Christmas Present getup.
>She takes you around town to witness all the fun parties you're missing out on, complete with beer kegs and scantily clad hotties.
>All this is happening while Pinkie is singing an upbeat song about how you need to get out more and stop being such an antisocial autist.
How react?
>>27501902
HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE I'M FLYING NOW OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>27501902
freak out , then see what happens if I interrupt the song
>>27501902
>rape
>>27501902
Ask her exactly how she thinks it'll turn out when I walk into some random party where I know absolutely no one and explain to them that I came here because a cartoon horse wearing a bathrobe told me to.
>>27501902
>she takes you around town to witness all the fun parties you're missing out on
>"..Ok Pinkie, so that makes 10 date rapes, 20 fights, 8 acts of vandalism, 6 acts of public defecation, and 3 cases of alcohol poisoning, can you fuck off and leave me alone now?"
>>27501902
Be a faggot and walk away. Then see how the future will be a wasteland because I didn't join the party.
>>27501948
That's one hell of an icebreaker, anon.
>>27501902
>beer kegs and scantily clad hotties.
This is unironically what normalfags consider fun.
>>27501913
Why do I lose my goddamn shit every time I read a reply like this? Fuck me.
>>27502015
because you're a fucking autist redditor
>>27501956
Sounds like my average Friday night.
>>27501902
>"I'm high again aren't I?"
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>>27501996
Would you prefer cider mugs and scantily clad equines?
>>27501902
Explain that I don't find partaking in such activities fun, but I have nothing against those who do and won't try to bring forth eternal winter or something as some sort of vendetta.
Then ask if she can sing another song and stalk another party, maybe one of those scantily clad hotties has visible abs and I can satisfy my sick fetishes from afar.
>>27501902
Put my Pinkie in Pinkie.
>>27502096
Pony cider is non-alcoholic and they're naturally nudists, so yeah.
>>27501902
I would just tell her to fuck off and hope Applejack past ghost makes me relive my childhood
I should rely stop taking so many shrooms
>>27503061
Aww too bad homer quit making PTS otherwise this autistic comment surely would've made it in.
