>Meanwhile at medieval /mlp/
>>27499984
We wish to breed with the rainbow steed.
>>27500264
You and thine kin are a blight on this kingdom
Who taught the peasants how to read?
>>27499984
Classical unicorns a cute
ask a guy from the 21 century anything
>>27500961
Would you prefer to be burned alive on hickory or oak?
>>27499984
I've actually seen that Tapestry at Stirling castle. The things you see on posted /mlp, eh?
>>27500961
Did we finally take the holy land?
>>27501013
We're about to.
>>27500961
Hast thee confessed to thy sodomy?
>tfw everyone is two eras ahead of you because you beelined machinery and never got NC
>>27499984
Wherefore art thyne repeating integers?
>>27500961
Is thou willing to eat nightdirt and keel over to give us one less bundle of stick littering our air with his poison.
>That tapestry of the Black Death sweeping through Ponyshire
Anyone else not expect those feels?
>>27499984
OP is a heretic sodomite
I am of the firmest opinion that thy lord of this discussion hath been found guilty of Sodomy, and ought to cease his senseless spewing of nonsensical babblings.
>>27499984
>12th century
>being pheasant
>not feasting upon most the rarest of animals
>disgustedmonks.tapestry
http://britishlibrary.typepad.co.uk/digitisedmanuscripts/2012/04/unicorn-cookbook-found-at-the-british-library.html
Thou shall now adhere tapestry to thy golden winged
Pegasus
>>27502150
>Pegasus
>Not thy noble workhorse
Filth of thy peasant
>>27499984
I've saw that medieval unicorn painting from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
>>27504066
Thine preference is covered in filth.
>>27500928
Thine matriarch.
>be of common birth
>nobleman heaps accusations 'pon my humble loins
>"thou hast bred with mine pale unicorn, whose owner be your master. what say you?"
>i did bed that rare unicorn yester-day in the very stable in which she is housed
>imprisonment and death awaits me
>mine visage whence
>>27499984
>Medieval
no thanks.
Where can i learn ancient english from the 10th century? Not the cheap babby 17th queen elisabeth era english.
>>27499984
"Oh thanketh thy heavenly father!"
>You sitteth down on the did grind, reeking profusely as thy heart pounds so festinately that it hurts of pain.
>You soundeth liketh a dying hound's last breath.
>"If thee wanteth to receiveth bigg'r muscles, thee has't to maketh a bigg'r eff'rt, Anon," Princess Twilight giggles as thee desp'rately chug thy wat'r down liketh t's the lasteth wat'r thee shall ev'r has't from thy fountain of youth.
>You putteth the cap back on thy plastique lid of the wat'r bombard and did lie down with a heeving and weighty thud.
>Why, you feeleth so s're, thine skin so hot yond it doth feel unbearable to beest in it.
>Face it, you feeble fool--you ov'rdid it yet again!
>Of most certain awkwardness due to thee've ranneth this trail bef're, and t'was relatively easy. It must be time to seeth how much th're is hath left to runneth...
"How much furth'r, your Highness?" thee asketh between wheezing breaths.
>Her Royal Highness seats h'rself beside thee.
>“Please allow me to see, lowly one,” your magnificent Princess commandeth as thy lady uses h'r charm to receiveth the mapeth out of h'r saddle container.
>With her magick, the Princess unfolds thy parchment, and holds t in h'r hooves.
>She looks at h'r mapeth, but h'r visage turns to a grimace as she doth wince.
>"Oh knave..."
"Whatever is thy trouble, my dear supreme Princess? Might there be something wrong?"
>Princess Twilight Sparkle of Ponyville gives thee a sheepish behold and a dainty chuckle.
>"I hope that thou shall pardon me, but I might has't gone two...'r four...haply five...extra miles m're than behoveful..."
“...colours me?” thee asketh as thee starteth to twitch.
>”I’m s'rry, but--”
>You behold at h'r in with an unamus'd expression, one yond puts the mare und'r pressure.
>“Y-you at least did get m're ex'rcise!” her excellence sayeth as she doth put an exagg'rat'd smileth on.
"Alas we must alloweth's ourselves to receiveth backeth to thee towne."
Thine spouse is of inferior breed
>>27506267
Such beautiful writing! I hath wept thru the beauty of your words.
I demand moar from thee, deareast faggot.
Mods are sleeping.
Poste ye Manticores.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/unicorns-were-real-lived-alongside-7645861
>>27506314
DELETE THIS YOU FILTHY PERVERSE COMMONER! HATH YE NO SHAME!?
>>27499984
Only 1300's kids will remember /real/ unicorns.
>>27506418
You fucking arrogant morons, everything you made was derivative of the late 1200's. The fact that you feel pride over this copy-cat shit is despicable.
>>27506429
>Implying that 1200s were not carried hard by the legacy of first crusades
>>27500961
What will happen with the muslims in iberian peninsula?
>>27508355
They migrated to Germania and the frozen wastelands north of it
>>27508373
>>27508355
And then they transformed into ULTRA christians followed by a revolution
