New episode later?
>>27485332
Yes.
yay
OUR RANSOM DEMAND IS ONE MILLION PINKIES!
>>27485359
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PONKS.
>>27485359
It's nothing! I'm on it in a day, prob'ly!
>>27485332
Pinkie pie funeral?
>>27485364
>"Anon, we live in a world that has parties, and those parties have to be organized by mares with cannons. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Princess Twilight? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Spike, and you curse the Pies. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Spike's pranking, while overdone, probably cheered ponies. And my existence, while nonsensical and annoying to you, cheers ponies. You don't want the fun because deep down in places you don't talk about at work, you want me on that party, you need me on that party. I use words like fun, happiness, sharing. I use these words as the backbone of a life spent cheering up somepony. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to an ape who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very enjoyment that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said cherrychanga, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a cake, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a fickle what you think you are entitled to!"
Episode?
>>27485380
Nicely done.
>>27485380
"...did you order the Red Cake?!?"
>"I baked the pastries I-"
"DID YOU ORDER THE RED CAKE!?!?"
>"YOU'RE SWEETCELESTIA RIGHT I DID!!!!"