just got out of the psych ward after being accused of being a child molesting serial killer for half a decade and being tortured and abused because of it for so long that I have become emotionally numb and found my way to a police station with a mini machete lets have a pank thread to celebrate yay
what the fuck
>>27481924
Here's a Pinkie. Don't put a knife in it
>>27481945
just some edgy teen that thinks he needs to act cool with an obvious fake story to have a pinkie thread. Let him have his fun
>>27482052
not OP but I think its making fun that every pinkie thread starts with the OP saying he had an awful day
>>27482780
He tried too much.
>>27483185
>>27482780
>>27482052
nah nigga my story really is that fucked :3
>>27481924
You forgot the thread theme faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=113u9CjoKgw
>>27481924
>not a Bowie knife
Wuss
>>27483492
I actually really liked that song for a long time. I'd only ever heard it on rare occasions, and I was usually busy enough that I wasn't able to really focus on the whole song.
Once I got a couple of solid listens of that song in, though, I figured out the chord progression.
I haven't been able to listen to that song since. The magic died.
Year 2019
Ponkfags start hijacking planes and killing innocent hostages just to start a Pinke Thread.
We can stop it before it gets any worse.
>>27485030
kek
