You come into possession of a button that lets you have a mind-blowing orgasm every time you press it. But every time you use it a random pony writhes in unspeakable agony somewhere in Equestria. Do you use it knowing that you could be hurting your waifu? You might even cause the victim's death if they were performing a dangerous task or flying. You could potentially kill a baby pony.
>>27471802
I'll hack it so it's Flurry Heart every time.
>>27471802
No, that'd be stupid.
>>27471802
No, that'd be stupid.
>>27471802
Meh, not worth it.
>>27471802
To be fair, you didn't say which Equestria. I'll just wait until the point at which Chrysalis has taken over her timeline, then abuse the thing.
That is a disease, kinda hurt i guess
http://nypost.com/2014/09/22/the-living-hell-of-the-man-who-orgasms-100-times-a-day/
>>27471840
Ha! I just read that article before making the thread, too. I can't imagine being at my father's funeral and jizzing in my pants 9 times in a row.
>>27471802
OP, do you have something to tell us? Are you impotent? Nobody should need a button for the easy pleasy.
>>27471802
No, that'd be stupid.
>>27471802
I have no need for this.
>>27471802
No, that'd be stupid.
Its so easy and quick to do it yourself.
>>27471802
I don't want to hurt anyone just for an orgasm.
Make it a sum of money and we can talk.
>>27471802
>Pony
>>27471802
Why would I use it when I can just jack off?
>>27471802
Oh yeah I'd press it
>>27471816
underrated
>>27471816
/thread
>>27471802
>mind-blowing orgasm
i already have them. you just need to experiment with your body a bit
>>27472466
no butt stuff
>>27471802
Or I could just hack it to get to Equestria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQGbXmkSArs
>>27471802
Equestria doesn't exist so yes.
>>27471802
But ponies aren't real anon...And neither is your waifu
But that would mean that ponies would be close to you
That would make the button obsolete
>>27472466
Not all of us are faggots, Anon.
>>27471802
I'd rather have that same button but it gives a random mare a body shaking orgasm, while having a display that shows it happening real time.
>>27471802
Yeah.
Why wouldn't I?
1. I won't be in Equestria so i will face literally no repercussions for pushing it.
2. My waifu isn't even a pony, Gilda, yo.
3. I won't know who gets the pain in the first place and the chances of it being my waifu if she was a pony is extraordinarily low.
4. Even if my waifu was a pony and she got the pain and I somehow get transported to Equestria there is absolutely no way she, and everyone else, will have no way of knowing it was me that did it.
Haha, my waifu isn't in Equestria.
>>27471802
I wouldn't use it. I wouldn't want to risk hurting my waifu.
Besides, sex is like an adventure. It's not about the destination, it's about the journey getting there.
>>27471802
I'll hack so it works the other way around.
>>27471802
No, that'd be stupid.
>>27471802
I would press that button till I die like a lab rat with pleasure sensors hooked up to my brain
>>27476022
gilda's a shit waifu though
>>27471816
Top Kek
>>27471802
>Watch the button
>Watch my right hand
...eh, I'll stick to the old method, thank you very much
>>27471802
Why would you need the button? Orgasms are easy enough to obtain and there's no need to hurt a pony.
