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609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Covering the opening night of Rarity For You might or might not be prize-winning journalism, but it's still good material for a story. Especially with things going the way they did - there'll be a few lasting anecdotes about it, most likely. It'd be good if the public agrees, though - more business on Saddle row with that kind of publicity.
What WOULD be the kind of hard-hitting articles an Equestrian newspaper might dream of breaking, though?
>>27432130
Previous thread.
>filly
>Nyx
>filly
Princess Cadance and the Spring Hearts Garden still storytimed here!
>>27385781
(EqG) Twilight's Sparkly Sleepover Surprise still storytimed here!
>>27385480
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27436498
>>27436500
oh no, they are multiplying
Is anyone else still listening to the songs from A Hearth's Warming Tail?
I still need to watch the episode
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>27436362
Without red text.
>>27436527
Here! Especially to Luna's song. I just love her voice.
>>27436527
WHAT A PARTY THERE'S SO MUCH TO SEE HERE
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE HEREyes
>>27436546
i-is it good
>>27436559
doesnt look too good, that colt is pretty mad
Fillies' license plate reads: LVSTRTS
>>27436546
Maybe they should try another flavour.
>>27436578
Filly goes to the acid mines because I can't read that shit.
>>27436579
I like that ship
>>27436579
go suck a butt hole rumble
>>27436531
Fillies will destroy the world as we know it.
>>27436531
>42
Nyx confirmed for the meaning of life, and a bunch of other stuff.
The acid mines aren't very acidic.
It's all been mined out.
The fillies put in a ball pit.
>>27436607
If the acid mines are mined out, they will either go to the lava caves or flesh worm pit.
>>27436542
I wish that moon was my face
>>27436546
GIMME A SIP
TRAY-SUH HEEUH
>>27436642
>overmemeIt's not that bad
>>27436642
CAVULRIES 'ERE
>>27436642
>tfw no art of Octavia as Tracer
>>27436642
Oh fuck
here comes the fan art from wankers who've never even played the game.
>>27436642
>those broken limbs
>those hoofguns which wouldn't work at all
They should have just thrown Reaper out there petting a pony and saying that no one understands him like Sparklefarts does.
>>27436648
oh god what
>>27436672
Sparklefarts is a proud pony name and I won't have you debasing it.
>>27436669
I wonder if weaver's jumped on the Memewatch bandwagon
>>27436648
Do you expect me to pony?
>>27436648
>¿Esta su fetiche?
I don't think that's correct. If the artist meant 'Is this your fetish?' it should be '¿(Acaso) es éste su fetiche?' instead.
>>27436650S'not that good, either.
>>27436687
Weaver jumps on every bandwagon there is.
He was at his most original when he did Ruby Quest.
>>27436698Yeah
>>27436579
WAY too cute
>>27436700
But Ruby Quest had AC characters
If anything he's at his most original with his Quorum or monstergirls stuff
>>27436700
>Wah how dare an artist enjoy things!
You sound like you were fucking him or something Anon.
>>27436719
He won't fuck me and he's popular.
>>27436719
I w-w-wasn't!
>>27436716
Eh, you're right. Man all that stuff happened so long ago... Makes me feel old.
When you play the game of pones, you win, or you die.
>>27436753
Either way, you get cuddled.
>>27436753
it's a pony pone world
>>27436753
-After a long and happy life with your pony.
princesses
>>27436829
more like losercesses
>>27436848
I miss those pigtails
Your filly will eventually grow up someday.
>>27436855
Nyx will be a good mare.
>>27436855
Not if I keep slipping her doses of age regression potion.
>>27436531
Fillies have broken time.
Fillies confirmed for Chaos sorcerers.
Banish the fillies back to the Warp where they belong.
>>27436857
what's up equalhorse
>>27436983
That horse is clearly having an orgasm
>are you having a good time?
How this is allowed in the TV but sparity is a fucking NO because muh pedophilia?
Answer me filly and colts lovers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr5ZCTGjwxE
Filly likes to look at you. Mostly because she knows it makes you mad, but she finds humans very interesting.
>>27437022
Who said Sparity isn't allowed on TV?
>>27437028
her big filly eyes staring at me is just weird
>>27437022
If a child sees a lesbian on TV, then the satan will fill their brain and baby jesus starts crying.
No fags on muh' murrican' tee vee!
>>27437022
Because scalies are to Equestria what furfags are to this board.
>>27437022
WHA-
Now we wait.
>>27437003
It's fine, but boy, you sure picked a doozy of an item. How long have they been making it, now?
>>27437022
christ this show is garbage
>>27437047
Just imagine waking up to this every day.
>>27437056
Casual kiss in the lips or full tongue action?
How to seduce ponies through hypnosis.
Twatlot a cute
A CUTE
>>27437138
How is she so adorable?
>>27437022
Girls kissing women = ok.
Girls kissing men = BAD.
Girls kissing boys = ok.
Girls kissing other girls = alright I guess.
Boys kissing _ = who cares.
It is time
to post horses
horses that are both cute and colorful and somewhat magic
>>27437022
>How this is allowed in the TV but sparity is a fucking NO because muh pedophilia?
Because it's a kiss that is played for laughs? Like in many other cartoons?
>>27437198
That's pretty gay, anon.
>>27437158
>How is she so adorable?
I think it's the purple.
>>27437198
Get a fucking room
>>27437232
She has to wear pants because her cutie mark is something super-lewd.
Like a dildo, or a pierced horsecock or something.
>>27437232
>>27437232
>PPG twerking too
Why the kid cartoons are becoming more degenerates?
>>27437198
Why people aren't already tired of this ship?
Mind control the fillies.
>>27437186
Isn't it always that time?
>>27437273
They have good chemistry.
What is the pony equivalent of the Florida Man?
Filly demands 3 dragons and a fleet of ships.
Are all the ponies naturally sluts, or is it the permissiveness of Equestrian society that makes them behave that way?
>>27437198
>Bon Bon's eyes right before she pecks Lyra
I love that expression when ponies do it. It's super cute.
>>27437186
Whenever is it not?
>>27437306
Local Filly.
>>27437306
where ever the swamp people that AJ delivered those pies to
>>27437324
>Local Filly accidentally sets cereal on fire.
>>27437293
Quite often unfortunately
but now is the time of horse
>>27437022
Nope, that means that a Filly will be kissed in the lips by a mature mare.
My votes for twilight kissing noi
>>27437340
Don't touch my Noi.
>>27437335
I guess if Sweetie was going to live with me I'd have to make everything flame retardant
>>27437336
I like that grumpy horse is now happy as drunk horse shares the magic of alcohol with her.
>>27437340
mare cannot kiss filly
>>27437363
Colt can kiss filly though
>>27437350
Nope, Noi need to be kissed by a mature mare and Twilight is a official filly fiddler
>>27437346
I actually thought you said "when isn't it that time" . Ooops.
>>27437357
Friendship is alcohol my dear anon
>>27437350
why the hell is she named Noi?
>>27437363
Berry should kiss all the mares
>>27437336
>>27437384
>Quite often unfortunately
SUBOPTIMAL RESPONSE
IT IS ALWAYS TIME
ALWAYS FOREVER AND EVER
NONPONY TIME IS NONTIME
Did you remember to snuggle your stallion today?
>>27437387
Noi means 'little' in Thai, apparently.
>>27437399
You need to make something better to stop pedotwilight
>>27437437
Always
>>27437437
of course
its definitely not that stallion though
>>27437437
I have a colt.
>>27437473
Stallion doesn't need your love anyway!
He has a marefriend!
>>27437022
>that fucking anime D:
GOD I FUCKING HATE THE ART STYLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGFJHKLSDFG
>>27437437
I remembered to snuggle my colt on multiple occations today.
>>27437502
>implying
>>27437502
good she can have him
>>27437232
Is this from the latest episode?
>>27437509
Okay, but are you cuddling your colt RIGHT NOW?
>>27437511
Heresy.
![YP-1R-06x04.mkv_snapshot_21.28_[2016.04.11_19.42.28].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ajIqn2G.jpg "YP-1R-06x04.mkv snapshot 21.28 [2016.04.11 19.42.28]")
>>27437539
My colt is sleeping now, after an extensive cuddling session.
The fillies are coming!
Close the gate!
>>27437566
be careful, your colt would turn into a cuddleslut.
Just a session of 15 second of cuddles per day
>>27437586
>cuddle colt
>colt becomes a stallion
>he cuddles you
>>27437586
But good sir that is far too little.
A colt must be extensively cuddled every day. It is every colt cuddlers duty to fully cuddle their colt, to the limit, every day.
>>27437596
>pipsqueak could just trot through the gate
>chooses not to
dumb colt
>>27437336
Head-canon: Cherry Berry and Berry Punch are sisters and/or drinking buddies.
>>27437620
They put in invisible walls to keep them from doing that.
>>27437656
she already has the best drinking buddy
Your filly needs a diet. The filly treats are ruining her.
>>27437677
yeah she is getting a little filly belly
I thought it was just cause she's been lazing around all day
NEW
DIET FILLY TREATS
SAME GREAT TASTE
NONE OF THE CALORIES
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27437792
I call them nap time treats.
>you will never have lewd angel and devil rarity's as your conscience.
>>27436857
She reminds me of Amon so much they're really similar
So how long until we get art of Twilight with that broom shoved up her ass?
filly jumps up on your desk and does this on top of your keyboard
>>27437923
klfdlkflkm;sflfl;kwfk;lfwe[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
>>27437889
who
Remember, fillies are not pets.
>>27435294
I'm still around, just working on other series more. Still love pone, this saturdays episode was amazeballs, i cant praise it enough and the sweep sweep felt like old twilight.
BCS was in a mental ward for a while but she's far better now and is back at arting.
>>27437895
I just want a pic/comic of Rarity being stuck in the window display for hours, it seemed like good comic material
time to walk the pets
>Applejack spends an entire day+night away from the farm to help Rarity get her new shop set up.
>upcoming episode is about Applejack having trouble taking a day off from the farm.
>>27437983
i am glad for her sake
>>27437983
what series is more profitable in the porn world now?
>>27438013
>expecting continuity from Josh "Moneybags" Haber
>>27437983
THATS NOT TIARA'S TRIP
Filly wants to be a robocop
>>27438017
Yeah, it was quite a messed up time.
>>27438026
Making any porn games in general is more profitable, not any series in particular even. That whole field is exploding quite hard.
>>27438040
http://tiarawhynot.tumblr.com/private/144781030795/tumblr_o7lunvoCfF1rlssx7
although i really need to change my trip cause someone cracked a bunch of them.
i come here quite a bit every week, i just stopped name posting unless it has anything to do with the topic and it hasn't in a long while.
>>27438063
>filly will never go back in time to kill john connor
>>27438013
Exactly
But maybe her family is out or something.
>>27438078
Oh alright
Glad to see you're still around
>>27438078
how about a fucken autoplay mode in your game so i can fuckin jack off like i wanted to all along instead having to click on a bunch of shitty bullshit to advance the story
also make the goddamn cumshot scene automatically loop at the end so i dont have to go through the entire fuck if i dont blow my load fast enough the first time
>>27437983
Nice to hear she's okay. It was a rough few months here when she went off the deep end.
Isn't My Little Pony a show for little girls?
>>27437871
Why did Pinkie have Rarity as her conscience anyway?
>>27438176
on all levels but physical i am a little girl
>>27438156
>leave cumshot scene auto-playing over and over in a minimized window.
>pony get's 1000 loads blown into her ass.
Filly went chasing waterfalls after I specifically told her not to.
>>27438212
what's it like getting banged by Rainbow Dash
>>27438194
Twilight can fix that.
>>27438212
dash are you high on pony drugs
>>27438244
no u pink retard
>>27438233
Do I look high
>>27438244
>putting ketchup on your hot carrot
PLEBS
>>27438156
Fair point. The new stuff i'm making with the dazzles will be more gameplay than just a bunch of dialogue like ponk quest was, and there will be auto mode. I'm also trying to do a rave orgy afterparty real quick, takes place after the opening with rarity hiring some stallions to thank the mane 5 (and using the sweep sweep sweep music).
http://i.imgur.com/eGpIrQq.gif
>>27438078
>responsible name using
>>27438212
>>27438244
>DJ PON3 was performing at the opening of Rarities new store.
>A bunch of her raver fans show up too, along with their drugs.
>Afterwards, the main 6 are all pulling goofy faces and acting a bit strange while being interviewed.
It all makes sense now...
Filly wants to become a druglord so she can have enough power to curbstomp her enemies.
>>27438275
what a happy pony
>>27438267
>>27438267
relish is abomination and affront to the gods of cuisine
>>27437270
The only good thing about this is the hypnosis
>>27438276
if only there were a few trips that would do that
>>27438244
>someone wanting to see my dick
where are the cameras
what prank show is this
>>27438267
>Cities that have some "lmao culture" about junkfood
Nobody outside your city gives a fuck. It's not cute. It's pig anus and assorted parts anyway.
>Eye contact does not cause pregnancy.
>>27438296
I relish it
>>27438295
I'd be happy to if I was getting sex.
>>27438411
great now I'm pregnant with Glimmer's child
>>27436648
That's a horrible spanish m8
>>27438412
and also Fluttershy
>>27438428
I would be okay dying in a face full of chest fluff.
>>27438425
No that's a horrible art
Coco is cute.
>>27438313
Here's a (You)
>>27438496
what
>>27438492
>>27438492
why can't she just go home and get some rest
>>27438506
She's a very diligent pony.
>>27438529
She probably wasn't even sick.
The opening was an inside job.
Also why was Rarity stupid enough to put money forward on a place she never saw and not give herself more than a fucking day to get ready? What a stupid pony.
>>27438558
p-pinkie?
>>27438558
>Pinkie Pie about to commit a heinous act of snuggle rape
>>27438591
ruggles?
fuck off cadance
>>27438558
Kind of looks like Pinkies face is right up in Applejacks ass
>>27438529
SHE'S A VERY COCO GIRL
DON'T TAKE HER TO MAMA
>>27438570
Everything happens in a day in television - it's difficult to establish drama over the course of weeks.
Filly is training for a smash tournament.
>>27438700
is that where a bunch of fillies gather and smash things?
>>27438700
Colt belittles filly for playing such casual games and proceeds to train for a civ tournament.
Kingseeker Frampt asks fillie if she can link the fire.
Does anyone have a decent pic of Luna's&Celestia's cutie marks combined?
>"are you alright, anon?"
>"it's all right, I'm you friend. You can open up to me."
>>27438874
well, I really want to sleep with a pony
>You will never watch this episode for the first time ever again.
This was probably the most fun I have had watching an episode in the last three years. It was all just character interactions, dialogue, and small jokes yet the comedic timing and pacing was perfect. Almost like a pre-movie episode of Spongebob.
Why can't we have more writers like Confalone?
>>27438874
>You can open up to me.
huehuehue
>>27436493
Just saw the new episode. Why are Rarity episodes ALWAYS the best?
>>27438275
http://67.media.tumblr.com/cb7dd3ce9130c17c25e5286524c8f4ad/tumblr_o7lystgJJq1rlssx7o1_500.gif
more wip, i'll have a number of random face expressions and probably diffierent hand/leg crossover.
>>27438950
I love happy sex
>>27438953
It really is the best.
>>27438923
its kind of more a mane six episode
>>27438953
Just give me the happy
>>27438979
Yeah I guess you're kinda right. Still a bit more focused on Rarity than the others though.
>>27438895
I haven't watched it yet
Actually I haven't watched the past four
>>27439018
The episodes are like 22 minutes each what the fuck anon?
>>27436700
Weaver hadn't drawn anything in like a while now.
Filly accidentally bombed civilians with white phosphorous.
Things fillies should wear:
>
>>27439078
Colt farted Napalm onto a forest filled with zebras.
>>27439085
they can wear whatever they filly please
>>27438874
I'm worried that getting the skills I desire won't really make me happy.
Welp, apparently I'm gay, mlpg.
Maybe next time I'll get to their dick instead of leaving them hanging.
Which filly / colt is the mostbullyable?
Stallion has an erection
>>27439174
i love bluealoo
>>27439162
Care to tell, anon.Leave out identifying details, of course
>>27439189
We talked earlier about how becoming too close of friends made you less likely to tell each other personal details that could bother them or that were too intimate and I came back and dropped the bomb on them that if they ever wanted a blowjob, I'd be done to give it. I took them home. We made out a bunch, I kept apologizing because I assumed I was shit at it and laughed a bit. I really liked the taste of his mouth. I felt their boner and they felt mine. I never got to that blowjob though. I told him I just didn't trust myself drunk enough to do it and he understood.
There's always next time.
>>27439219
that's pretty gay anon
Quit being faggots.
>>27439241
I know. And it was really hot. I'm glad he kind of knew what to do and took the lead in for the good night kiss + making out/fondling.
I'm such a late bloomer about this bullshit.
>>27439249
Nigga, do you know where you are?
>>27439264
The gayest general on the board, I guess.
>>27439293
That would be the colt cuddler or trap tickler generals, Anon.
I went out on a date with a filly, a bit late
She had so many friends
>>27439305
what did you even talk about
>>27439305
I hope you were a gentlemen and did stuff like
hold the door for her
>>27438953
It's the best
>>27439311
Unannounced was their games, all players with no names
They lined up double quick, but just one pogo stick
>>27439302
too bad those two generals are both shit
Sweep
Are we forcing this meme it doesn't seem that many people accept it.
>>27439325
>hold the door
>>27439339
Didn't ccg get turned into that gay /soc/ thread, homo horse?I like the trap thread, those fag ponies are cute.
>>27439325
Why do you do this to me anon?
>>27439368
>tfw not cute enough to consider yourself a "fag"
>tfw like dick anyway
>>27439359
Yeah it's pretty forced.
Cute moment though.
>>27437232
It's gotta be a reference to this 2011 molestia gem
I'm going to start writing down everything she does just to fuck with her
>>27439495
Make sure you get the part where she destroyed the weather factory and endangered the lives of countless ponies in the process.
>>27439495
Write down all her intimate secrets so she dies of embarrassment
>>27439495
I'm going to record things she does on my phone and title them "Dash acts like a dork.wmv" then post them on the internet.
>>27439437
No i will make this a meme even if it kills me.
Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep
>>27439545
that might actually drive her insane
>>27439547
Is this how low we've gotten? That we have to spam the only good parts of episodes until we hate them too?
>>27439359
I guess people are forcing it because it's the only thing they could do so with this season?
>>27439604
Shit could be worse, it was a good ep
Whenever I see something like that I know it's going to be a meme
Every time
Especially when it's something new
Ponies
Did someone leave a window open?
>>27439611
Yeah this was the best episode of S6 so far.
>>27439701
you're the best episode of S6
>>27439699
Oh, no wonder it's so stuffy in here. Let me just prop this open...
>>27439732
uh, no, we have air conditioning
Hey guys, it's me! That dead drawfag!
There are 1% chances the next poster is a filly.
I am not a filly.
>>27439736
I've got some air conditioning for ya
I haven't watched the showBut is Pinkie Pie Pacific Glow?
There is a 99% chance that the previous poster was Pinkie Pie.
>>27439701
Why though? I thought the episode was alright, but I didn't feel strongly about it one way or another.
>>27439802
How do I attract better bird horses?
>>27439895
More quality seed in your feeder.
>>27439915
But what's better than pizza?
feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed feed
Lyra has a extremely important question to ask you
>>27439938
>burger princess obsessed with food
Not surprised
>>27439941
Is this regular boring pony Lyra, or super awesome sexy anthro Lyra?
>>27439969
Hormone filled two year dry spell in heat pony Lyra
>ded
>>27440117
Changeling can't wait for his new endtable!
>>27440205
So you had to suck ALL the dicks?
>>27440205
You sucked how many dicks?!?!
>>27440214
>Wake up
>See glow in the dark teeth resting against your crotch
>>27440241
Why are evil ponies so cute?
>>27440216
>>27440218
>Nopony can hide from my sight
>>27440268
How about you Twilight?
How many did you suck along the way to get that crown and those wings?
Hello, my name is Anonymous, and I'm a straight-shipper.
>>27440289
You ship the shit straight to this thread with your posts?
*transforms into a final boss*
No filly can stop me now!
>>27440281
>implying the 400 year old virgin can get any
>>27440363
Well Celestia did kinda assign her to "take care of" those diplomats.
>>27440390
They laughed.
>>27439975
I came as fast as I could
>>27440399
She didn't even have to do anything! Just follow Cadence's advice and "lay back and think of Trottingham".
Man, pinkie is not a cheap date
>>27440275
Okay, but where is Mercy mare? I need Mercy mare.
>>27440414
>Celestia offering the junior princess' virginity as a negotiating point in diplomatic negotiations
Shameful unf
Pony wants to remind you that if you want to establish a relationship with somepony it's better to take things slow and not go right for a blowjob the first time you meet them
>>27440477
Good job pony. You're right. You should build your relationship on enjoying each other's company and interests and not come off as someone who's lonely enough to fully trust and be intimate with someone in the first moments of meeting them.
Now get back in the goddamn basement.
>>27440415
Why?
>>27440502
Did you see how much she INHALED when interviewed for the paper?
You gotta foot that bill
Pinkie just made you this
>wat do
>>27440517
Show her Hey Kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf53y_B1ACc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duVJXvLxIPc
It keeps happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EY_J_65FLs
I'm sorry
>>27440652
What do I need to do in order to have access to an afternoon rave filled with drugs and sexy DJs on a penthouse suite in the city?
>>27440748
You just got to know the right people
>>27440748
something something DJ Acid something
>>27440797
>>27440760
>>27440748
>Drop acid
>become DJ
>create sick beats
>the right people will know you
Yep that about sums up 98% of all EDM musicians
>>27440810
newfag detected
>>27440633
who made the PJ's?
>>27440858
More importantly, why is the cutie mark a wrench? Scoots is garbage at handyman work
>>27440950
check two and watch her system go haywire when she tries to analyze it
>>27440950
>check yes
>set paper on the counter because I don't know how to return it
>>27440950
>you were never given one of these to fill out
>>27440969
Just put it in your mailbox and flip the flag up.
She goes through your mail.
Have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe. You SHOULDN'T kill the pony?
>>27441040
What a silly thought.
>>27440997
oh, handy
>>27440965
she just stops at the first one you've checked and accepts it
magic butt
Untwist your panties.
She looks awful in them.
Also she's a filly.
Spoon hooves was a good idea and can help many earth ponies.
>>27441074
You didn't do the haiku right
>>27441093
Fillies, trotting through.
Tiny little pastel butts.
No, no I mustn't.
>>27441093
As spring breeze blows through,
A gentle heat finds my crotch,
I need a dick. Now.
>>27441040
Living is suffering.
Friends don't let friends suffer.
Pony is your friend.
You should kill the pony.
Friendship is magic!
>>27441146
I have questions
>>27441152
You don't want the answers.
I am the stallion who will mount the world.
>>27441191
Rumble please get off the World.
Dio needs him for villain things.
>>27441191
planetary macro is lame
it's all about minor but significant size difference
>>27441191
How come Rumble gets all the mares?
>>27441191
>rumble
>implying he isn't the one going to be mounted
That poor bastard, you faggots really seized on him and have forced the whole femcolt thing on him.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>27441191
>fucking dio's stand
>>27441209
I mean, he's literally a colt with a filly's body
it's hardly forcing it if it's canon
>>27441217
goodnight twilys ponut
https://derpibooru.org/1159499
>branties (1)
heh
>>27436499
>>27436531
please do not break the filly time continum
>>27441313
How about I just break the filly?
>>27441338
literally or figuratively?
>>27441260
smudge proof has over 1100 fucking uploads to derpibooru, but he's still drawing the same lumpy turd-ponies.
>>27441349
toxicmario.jpg
>>27441359
>derpy cooking eggs on spitfire's mane
>>27441388
Please, no. I don't need flashbacks tonight.
I wish Derpy would cook eggs for me.
>>27441398
>"That is not a running joke. That is grave robbery on a visual pun that has become an anti joke long ago."
>>27441423
Do you have to eat them all?
>>27441426
>taking 5 panels to set up a joke that's obvious in just the last panel.
>>27441423
>>27441426
god damn it
>>27441445
6*
learn to count sunshit
>>27441433
Yes, I wont tell her what happened though.
>>27441426
I'd like to nominate this image for the "most brony image of all time" award.
>>27441454
five panels of set up
one panel of punchline
learn to fucking stop being terrible
>>27441454
5 to set up the joke in the last, 6th panel
>>27441457
Are you sure it's not this?
Burst into Rarity's house and scream "Rarity you're naked!"
>>27441501
but she's wearing a hat
>>27441513
>You ever get ya dick sucked by a horse?
>>27441483
>our friend has a son named Optimus Prime
Foals
>been a while since I browsed the derpibooru
>check out pictures and stories that have been posted since last time
>reading a grimdark tagged story
>it's not even good
>realize I have an erection in the middle of a torture scene
Fuck
Limey needs more love
Good morning, MLPG
You make a fantastic weirdo clown!
>>27441677
I want to steal her crown thing.
>>27441672
>that single black frame at the start.
>>27441709
Well, all right then.
I'll avoid that in the future.
>>27441758
Filly pls
>>27441783
http://www.ethicalkink.com/product/rainbow-pony-tail/
unf
>>27437791
Interestingly, roseluck's eyes are still green-tinged in the itunes rip.
>>27441783
I wonder if she could dance hard enough for those pants to fall down
then we'd have a party
>>27441813
The season end two-parter will be a glorious changeling clusterfuck.
>>27437791
>>27441813
CHANGELING!
http://webmshare.com/VNdez#
>>27441863
>qt teenage slave horse
>>27441871
god eqg is ugly
>>27441877
Don't say things like that Anon
You'll hurt their feelings
In Equestria, awesome isn't just an attitude, it's a way of life.
>>27441889
>EqQbominations
>having feelings
They're soulless, monster-high rip offs who's sole purpose is to shill plastic girl dolls.
>>27441901
>he says, enjoying a show whose sole purpose is to shill plastic toy ponies
>>27441920
He has a point though, at least FiM doesn't feel like a soulless monsterhigh cashgrab eqg on the other hand...
>>27441951
I like centaurs, actually.
At least post actually decent centarus.
>>27441920
>Twilight doesnt realize she being cooked.
>>27441972
no problem
>>27441920
>enjoying a show whose sole purpose is to shill plastic toy ponies
Which was rebooted in the hands of someone who actually gives a fuck and tried to makes something more of it. And it was a resounding success. Yeah, corporate wants another pink princess to sell. The writers don't have the power to say no. But HEY, let's throw in a love-eating changling queen and complex inter-personal dynamics to make it interesting.
BAM. Quality.
Sometimes it's a cheap shill just grubbing for some money. God knows the Transformers and TMNT were shit. Sometimes they try and.... push a message, like the fucking ghostbuster remake. But sometimes, at least this once, someone made an honest to god work of art.
Tree Hugger sneaking into anon's house while he sleeps and, straddling his back, gives him a much-needed massage. Seriously. dude's like 90% stress knots. She whispers some lewd encouragement into his sleeping ear and smooches him on the cheek before diving out the window into the bush below and sneaking off.
>>27442006
not only would this never happen IRL, this would also never happen in equestria. or any combination thereof
>>27442003
>>27441929
>>27441920
It's almost like people trying to make money created something nice to that end. Again.
Clearly money making is the damned devil.
>>27442012
Right, forced hugs never ever happen in Equestria. #NotAllMares
>>27442055
>A soft and squishable purple will never cuddle up to you
>>27442065
Mmmm squishy purple
Twilight Sparkle: Element of Harmony... or so she'd have you believe. Last year, she was a unicorn. Now she claims to be an alicorn. Which is it Twilight? Better keep your stories straight.
>>27442055
>Pony, straddling anon as he struggles in vain: "You know, anon." She leans in, whispering: "You can't spell 'succumb' without 'cum'."
>Camera smash-cuts to the house exterior, where squeaking springs and muffled anon's screaming can be heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvgBI4cSRc
Reminder that Scoots is an amazing singer and needs a solo song.
>>27442112
Ponies love to be squished
They'll pretend that they don't, though
>>27441783
>>27441818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL2txMU50CI
THE PRESENT'S ALWAYS FILLED WITH PRESENTS
TAKE A LOOK AROUND
THE REASON FOR THE HOLIDAY IS QUITE EASILY FOUND
YES, THE REASON FOR THE HOLIDAY IS QUITE EASILY FOUND
>>27442163
before that she needs her own episode
...what have I stumbled into?
http://boards.4chancode.org/mlp/
>>27442183
>Flight to the Finish
>Sleepless in Ponyville
>not Scoot episodes
>>27442183
She had two. She's overdue for a song.
>>27442186
a 4 year old 4chan scraper
>>27442199
Ok but, excuse my ignorance, what for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EY_J_65FLs&user=DWK
I love this guy's stuff
>>27436498
Why are fillies so blurry?
>>27442204
have you tried clicking the "about" link
come on
as an /a/ user, I will not spoon feed
the twitter account has an explanation as to why it exists
>>27442215
Point taken, my bad.
>>27442215
Would you spoon feed a pony?
>>27442227
Pony can spoonfeed themselves
DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON
>>27442244
BECAUSE OF YOU SNOWFALL FROST
>>27442244
I still can't believe how great that whole sequence was
>>27442244
Oh, I'm going to look at the moon alright.
>>27442206thanks anon<3
>>27442281never stop doing them
>>27442290I'll kinda have to when the show ends
>>27442310>the show ending
Good joke
>>27442244
THE METEOROLOGICAL EVENT IS SAFE FOR ALL TO VIEW. WARNING HAS BEEN LIFTED.
>>27442310
>the show ending
WHAT YEAR IS THIS
>>27442206
>that hearth's warming tail video
10/10
>>27442215
Go fuck yourself, /a/.
>Today is World Turtle Day
every day is international filly day
>>27442362
>mention world turtle day
>don't post tank
>>27442410
HE'S A TORTOISE
>>27442410
It's a FUCKING TORTOISE
>>27442411
He's a mineral
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. And fillies.
>>27442274
Luna's whole role in that episode was so well done, it was amazing. Ever since "You'll Play Your Part" I've wanted more princess singing, whether it was all of them together or just one of them having a solo effort I wanted it bad. Luna's ballad was so worth the wait, it fit so well for her, and if it did have to be a solo princess solo I'm glad it was her. The other princesses are nice, but Luna has always been my favorite.
Filly is struggling
>>27442513
Have a good dream?
>>27442499
Isn't Shout still doing Furfaggotopia shit? Will he come back after everyone forgets about it?
Filly decied to not buy overwatch
reward filly
>>27442532
filly gets breakfast in bed
It's hard to believe that we're already at season 6 of this show
Like
What the hell
It feels like S3 ended just yesterday
>>27438275
>>27438950
aw yeah, cute pony sex
good stuff tiara
>Femanon: Hey, Stallion bf?
>Stallion bf: Yes Femanon?
>Femanon: I just realized something...
>Stallion bf: What would that be?
>Femanon: You don't have a pAEnus!
>Stallion bf: ... I have been grinding against you pointlessly for half an hour, and you just now realize this?
>Femanon: Well yeah, I've never done this before.
>Stallion bf: I am a cartoon horse! It should be common knowledge that we aren't anatomically correct.
>>27442599
you ever feel the weight of the present crushing down on you
>>27442601
It's an unexpectedly heavy burden.
>>27442438
This always struck me as a weird statement, because the road to basically any Hell is also paved by bad intentions, because of course it is.
So if good intentions and bad intentions are off the list, what do you do? Say fuck this and don't walk down roads?
Damn it fillies, you've doomed us all.
>>27442627
Twilight's still new to being a teacher
I wish I had big pretty Princess wings
And a soft princess mane
....
I just really want to be a princess
>>27442592
But how do horses breed
It's been 6 years, why are you still here?
I'm really looking forward to at least one /r9k/ style spergy meltdown over Fluttershy's brother.
Alternatively, I'm looking forward to it really hitting too close to home for me.
>>27442655
MLP is the present that keeps on presenting
>>27442634
The statement implies that no matter how good your intentions are, we're going to always hurt someone in the process.
>>27442662
That's really good, anon
>>27442634
I always liked the statement, I think it's a good warning that good intentions alone aren't always good enough to justify actions. Reminds me of any good villain in a story who usually has good intentions.
>>27442660
sounds like you might be knocking out 2 birds with one stone there
>>27442640
You can have a soft princess mane, Anon. Just let your hair grow.
I want to anally fist Princess Starburst Shimmer.
So all the main pones have their male equivalents, complete with fairly decent, widely accepted names.What's Starlight's?
>>27442714
While we're at that, what's Sunset's?
>>27442684
I hope they crank him up to 10. Overweight, neck beard, anime daki tossed to the side. Pour it all on.
Fillies are very curious creatures.
>>27442726
I don't know how I'd feel about that
>>27442726
Are you prepared for a stallion with aneckbeard?
Is anyone?
>>27442660
Seems like people can't wait for this episode, ever since we had the synopsis people always keep talking about it like it's going to be the next episode.
>>27442642
Cartoon Horse Magic, do you even pay attention to the show?
>>27442765
Literally nowhere is it suggested that horses procreate by magical means, m8.
Quit pulling my hoof.
>>27442747
it's healthier to just eat an orange, filly
>>27442743
Well the last time they introduced a new family member it was considered one of the best episodes of the season and brought us a new favourite secondary character. Might be residue of that.
>>27442819
that watermark tho
>>27442785
Carrot Cake's explanation as to how his wife gave birth to a Unicorn and Pegasus doesn't actually make sense, explain that.
>>27442830
do you mean shining or am I forgetting someone, it's early
You will never hold a filly.
>>27442846
Maud Pie was after Shining
>>27442714
Starshine Gleam? Something like that shit, probably.
>>27442846
Maud Pie
And the other two pie sisters
>>27442855
that makes more sense
>>27442660
I hope he's not too ugly
would a pony have sex with you
be honest
>>27442904
It's not like I'd give them a choice.
>>27442904
That depends on the pony now, doesn't it?
>>27442921
what are you trying to imply about that beauty
>>27442904
Depends how flexible your idea of voluntary is
>>27442930
That she has needs, much like any other mare?
rarity________for you
>>27442904
No one would want to have sex with me.
>>27442904
There is only one way to find out
>>27442953a big mare
>>27442946
The only needs Gemdork have involve bringing whoever lynched her with the ugly stick to justice.
>>27442844
It makes perfect sense. Ever heard of a throwback?
would you stick your dick in an actual horse vagina
no injuries/illnesses/police or negative consequences of any kind
if it makes you feel better she can be fully sapient and it's consensual
the only thing is, it's a non-human species
would youthere is only one correct answer
unconventionally pretty mares
>>27442990
ugly, but cute
>>27442990
>unconventionally
So, not pretty
Be a SJW somewhere else
>>27442990
She's shit, so it's no surprise that people here like here
>>27442988
>fully sapient
That means that I have the capacity to disappoint them with poor performance.
My wizardhood remains secure.
>>27443000
You trips stoler
>>27443011
this is the most beta possible answer
>>27443000
SJW?
Really?
Did you used to worry about Communists under your bed? Did your family have their own version of that sketch in "Borat" where he stays in a Jewish-owned bed and breakfast?
Or did you forgetthat /opl/ is an IQ test, one you evidently failed?
>>27443023
i want rarity to levitate me around
what do you think it feels like
last image fuck you
>>27443028
I always liked the idea that unicorns can make their "grip" feel like anything they want.
>>27443021
Actually, it reflects a crippling lack of self-confidence, which ruins, overall, my day-to-day life.I probably could satisfy the talking, intelligent horse, but it would require more effort than other people.
Pony says she wants to declare war on the zebras. She says that their ooga booga music is corrupting the young fillies an colts.
>>27443037
use your mouth, bro
nothing better than putting your lips on her big floppy wet marelips
>>27443044
>>27443044
>>27443044
Act locally, think globally?
>>27443048
You're speaking from personal experience?
![[plotting lewdly].png](https://i.imgur.com/OCYPFtC.png "[plotting lewdly]")
