>>27396206
"they are not real"

>>27396206
Celestia did NMM

>>27396206
pony should pony pony

>>27396206
Snapple is made from 90% alicorn urine

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>>27396206
xXHomerSimpsonXx is actually a pony in a human suit

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>>27396212
I'm actually too sad to express anger at you right now.

>>27396206
Applejack doesn't taste like apples

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Twilight sparkle is a virgin nerd who reads romantic novels and hoofs herself off in the deep of the night. She also likes vanilla iced cream, red balloons, and hot monkey human dick.

>>27396206
"If you can read this, Pinkie Pie is best pony."

>>27396206
help im held hostage making words on a snapple cap factory

>>27396206
Holy shit look at those finger nails.

>>27396206
Never did like Snapple. Only drink energy drinks

>>27396206
"Mare cum is delicious. That's why we put a few drops in every bottle."

Horses like their dock rubbed.

Male horses get turned on from chest rubs

Both male and female horses masterbate

>Nohooves
Is not just a meme

This defenetly not my cum jar's.

>>27396206
Ponies will never come out to confort you in your time of need.

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>>27398223
Gonna just add that to my notes