Hello and welcome to the official Maud Pie thread, greentext and pictures are welcomed here.
However, there are some rules you should be aware of before posting.
-You may not post any lewd or NSFW pictures of Maud.
-This is not a fetish or assworship general, so if you're going to do that please take it to another thread.
-No anthro is permitted to be posted.
-No diaper fetishes are allowed.
-No vore feitshes are allowed.
-No foot fetishes are allowed.
-No vomit fetishes are allowed.
-No fart fetishes are allowed.
-No scat fetishes are allowed.
-No stepfordization fetishes is allowed.
-No crotchtits fetishes are allowed.
-No lactation or 'milking' fetishes are allowed.
-No macro/micro fetishes are allowed.
-No rape fetishes are allowed.
-No chastity/tease and denial fetishes are allowed.
-No age regressionism fetishes are allowed.
-No futa fetish is allowed.
-No genderbender fetishes are allowed.
-No incest fetishes are allowed.
-No amputee fetishes are allowed.
-No piss or "golden shower" fetishes are allowed
-No pegging fetishes are allowed.
-No inflation fetishes are allowed.
-No BDSM fetishes are allowed.
-No timestop fetishes are allowed.
-No tentacle rape fetishes are allowed.
-No sensory deprivation fetishes are allowed.
-No pregnancy fetishes are allowed, however pregnancy can be included in the story if it is not fetishized.
-No political banter is permitted.
-No religious iconography or promotion of any kind is allowed.
If we get writers we'll put you in the header for the next Maud thread so be sure to link your pastebins.
With that said, let's have a wonderful safe for work Maud thread.
>>27390139
>all those fucking rules.
Step back for best sister
>>27390139
Does this count? I mean... It's radiohead...
Really enjoying the Mauderation in this thread.
>>27390139
>"I want your penis inside of my vagina, Anonymous."
"That's awfully direct of you, Maud."
>She blinks.
>"Your penis isn't in me yet. Do you humans require some form of courtship?"
"Uh, I mean, not necessarily, but-"
>"I read somewhere that some species of ape display their rear ends to entice males to mate."
>She hops up into the table and spins around, lifting her tail out of the way.
>Her clitoris winks out every few seconds, and glistening lips part to gulp the air.
>Reaching behind her, she pulls one of her lips aside. Her tunnel flexes as it fruitlessly attempts to milk a nonexistent member.
>"Are you aroused yet? Or have I offended you by comparing you to a wild animal?"
"...yes."
>>27390139
But Maud herself is lewd as fuck.
>>27391622
My penis is laughing. This is a new development.
> RAPE
> RAPE> RA> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE> RAPE
>>27390151
let's break em!
>>27391485
pretty igneous pun there anon
>>27392609
Maud is so cute I wish she was real.
>>27390139
...c-can we breathe?
>>27390139
Mfw my favorite Maude pic is not lewd. Her smile is just heavenly.
>>27393770
That's really cute. I wanna comb her mane and tell her she's a pretty pony.
I want to cum inside Maud.
>>27390139
You do realised that every rule after rule #1 was already covered by rule #1, right OP?
Now you just look like a twat.
bzm
You forgot socks OP.
>>27396050
Maud in socks?
>autism horse has an autistic OP
Pottery.
"I can see every moment in your life and I know how you will die. I can see everything that ever is, was or will be."
>>27397732
That's great.
You want a beer?
>>27397671
How is having rules autism?
MAUDS
You find Maud in your house feeding your snacks to boulder, wat do?
>>27398389
Tell her to stop wasting crackers, and heat up a bowl of soup for him to soak in.
>>27398576
This is a reasonable answer.
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I bet Maud was such a good sister growing up.
>>27398763
>Anthro
>Religious Shilling
Did you even read the rules?
Found something lewd but I'm too scared to post it here so I'll just link it, I hope that's ok.
http://imgur.com/17dL7Iq
>>27398843
Indeed, hence why I posted
>>27399052
If you didn't like the rules there are many other threads that accept rapscallions like yourself, this is not one of those threads.
>>27399251
Try and stop me.
I think Maud would be a pretty good girlfriend.
She'd probably remember all of your important dates. The type who truly and deeply cares even if she doesn't show it at first.
Even if for your birthday she just got you a rock. It would probably be a rock that reminds her of you.
Shes the type of steady and reassuring girl who will always be there for you, like a rock.
Not the type who easily gets upset over pointless drama and not one to get wrapped up in it.
But say you were dealing with drama and you had a bad day.
You could lay on her lap, and she would gently stroke your scalp saying,
"There there my little duckling."
>>27399361
pls?
Op forgot the infidelity fetish.
I want to pet Maud.
What are some things you guys like about Maud?
>>27390139
>I hate fun
Fuck off, Maud would not like you.
>>27400548
NSFW version?
>>27400604
>not recognizing stoic5
>>27400604
stoic5.
Find it yourself.
>>27400628
>>27400617
jesus christ how many images has posted this fag?
>>27400709
Maybe you should narrow it down by searching "maud pie" as well, like anyone who isn't new to finding things on the internet.
Or if you want to feel like a true elite hacker, you can use Google Image Search.
>>27400731
i already found that, i don't need your help.
>>27400548
I don't hate fun.
You know what I hate? Fetishes. Fetishes have ruined every single thread that has ever been posted on this board.
Some even have ENTIRE GENERALS OF FETISHES.
And for once, I just want a nice little thread focused on Maud, and you want to shit it up with your diaper and vore fetish nonsense.
I think Maud would respect my resolve, which is more than I can say for you.
>>27400801
is maud your fetish, anon?
>>27400801
Not that guy, but...
Maybe 4chan just isn't the site for you, friendo, because I'm not sure you understand how things work here.
>worrying about sexuality on a board where the hoariest memes are things like ">rape" and "IWTCIRD"
>worrying about politics during a US election year
>thinking that namedropping the most obnoxious fetishes will do anything but invite people to shitpost them
I don't even like most of the garbage you listed, but damn nucka, get some self-awareness.Unless this is just a subtle Mauds = mods thread as I half-suspect, in which case, good job.
>>27400801
Alright faggot, listen up.
If you wanted just a Maud thread, you would have fucking gotten a Maud thread. None of those rules would have even needed to be enacted in the first place, because nobody was going to post any fetish art of Maud, or of any other pony. Nobody. Ever.
Of course, someone will post the occasional anthro pic, but that comes with the territory of this fandom, just as the shitposting with the footfags or things of that same ilk is part of /mlp/. Do you need to like it? No, but it's something you need to accept. You don't fucking control what other people do, and acting like a fucking faggot about it will just incite the very thing you're trying to prevent.
Not only that, but the rampant shitposting of certain fetishes or just random things in general are usually done in threads that aren't related to the show at all or are flat-out breaking the rules. Rarely have I seen a fetish derail of a thread such as this. RARELY.
Get the fuck over yourself you greasy manbaby.
>>27390139
Fuck the ponice!
>>27400823
Maud is not a "fetish" she is simply a pony that I like.
>>27400873
If other threads can impose rules and have nice threads I don't see why mine should be any different.
>>27400891
You act like my thread is the only thread to impose rules, and pic related, IT ISN'T.
It DOES prevent shitposting, because without rules everyone will just go crazy and do whatever they want.
>Do you need to like it? No, but it's something you need to accept.
If someone pissed on your doorstep everyday would you just lean back and accept that?
Look I like fun as much as the next guy, but all this fetishizing of random shit distacts from what threads should be about.
A Maud thread should have some nice happy greentext about her and her life. It should be filled with nice safe for work pictures because this IS A BLUE BOARD AFTER ALL.
>Rarely have I seen a fetish derail of a thread
Except that it causes people to get upset and argue, and distract from what the thread is actually about. So in that sense, it does derail threads.
>Get the fuck over yourself you greasy manbaby.
Gee, you seem like a swell guy yourself. Do you talk to your mother like that?
>>27400954
>four times
Maud's a loose cannon in the sack.
>>27401025
Not that I would ever touch those threads anyway, but "no shitposting," "no autism," and "BUMP OFTEN" are a lot more self-aware than whatever over-specific laundry list you squatted into this thread with.
>It should be filled with nice safe for work pictures because this IS A BLUE BOARD AFTER ALL.
Let the mods and jannies handle images, o backseat driver. And if you're worried about lewd green, well, you're in the wrong neighborhood.
>Except that it causes people to get upset and argue
Yeah, definitely the wrong neighborhood. Can't have people arguing on my pure Christian forum for Polynesian sand art.
>>27401192
>xbox
>>27401025
>using Trap Tickler as an example, a thread that has literally no content creators
>using /ttg/ as an example of a thread that enforces rules when it's literally the only thread that has that kind of shit in the OP
The reason that thread gets bombarded with shitposting sometimes is the same reason as /hhh/ does, it's because shit-eaters like you can't just let people do their own thing in their own thread, and they feel the need to shit it up.
Rules do not physically stop people from doing anything. In this case, the only thing it does is make it more likely to be hidden and reported to the mods and have it deleted. Just the fact that you are arguing with me about rules right fucking now is already grounds for having our posts purged (as it is against the rules to talk about 4chan rules), especially when you don't post a Maud picture, as you have demonstrated here.
>If someone pissed on your doorstep everyday would you just lean back and accept that?
Not even remotely an apt analogy. This is a public forum hosted on the internet. Shitposting is not the same as vandalizing private property in real life.
>A Maud thread should have some nice happy greentext about her and her life. It should be filled with nice safe for work pictures because this IS A BLUE BOARD AFTER ALL.
Maybe you should have stated this in the OP instead of that long-winded pointless fucking lost of rules.
My entire fucking point is that we wouldn't be arguing right now if you didn't act like a massive cock-gargling faggot. People are going to post nice comfy pictures of Maud. Some people are going to post racy pictures of Maud. I reiterate, it comes with the territory. Get the fuck over it.
For fucks sake dude, get some self awareness.
Now I want to see a BUT THAT'S AGAINST THE RUURS image with Maud, all because of this kektastic thread
I would put my penis inside Maud and inseminate her mare cunt. She'd lie there passively during the whole thing. I'd get self-conscious that she's not enjoying herself and when I ask if she's having fun, I get the usual monotone voice saying "It's great, don't stop." that leaves me no less unsure than I was before I asked.
>>27401306
>cold blooded twilight art
skip the laser, I'm a decent diamond cutter.
>>27401232D-did I do good?
>>27401392
Good shit, friend.
I want to spend time with maud and figure out her extremely subtle emotional cues, slowly discovering that despite her stoic exterior she is a very warm and caring mare.And then I want to coax said cues out of her with sensual and passionate lovemaking.
>>27401670
Can we ever really know each other as people?
Through communication we always try to bridge the gap, but is true unification possible?
I wish we had a writefriendin this thread.
>>27402068
>>27402118
I won't be getting to it in this thread, but I have planned to write a short, smutty Maud story once I've wrapped up two of my other stories.
I estimate I'll be getting to it in ~2 months.
>Anon likes Marble, thinks she like him too.
>Maud helps him move some heavy stuff arond, Anon in return agrees to help Maud with 'plowing her field', not knowing it's a metaphor for sex.
>When Anon refuses to have sex with Maud she insists that since she met her end of the bargain he has no choice but to accept.
>Maud uses her superior strenth to push Anon down and ride his cock against his will.
>Anon ends up liking it midway through.
>>27402118
>>27402068
This thread could have had green.
But OP was too much of a faggot.
I don't write in faggy threads.
