P-ponies! Edition
607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
Friendship is Magic #42 should be out this Wednesday (May 11)!
Old horse: >>27315263
>filly
>marker
>>27320218
XL is generally just an average american.
>>27320218
I'm pretty sure he's just a manlet
>he failed us
>>27320260
>They made a new friend.
Ponies in the MLP universe are fucking monsters. I've always felt that the greatest appeal in MLP:FiM isn't about watching innocent things, it's the inconsolable degree of arrogant, boldfaced injustice that ponies dole out to a fellow sapient. We watch terrible things happening to humans all the time, but it's the nonchalance of the observant ponies, the ability to simply take in the cruelty and suffering of a creature and completely dismiss it, that makes it such a fascinating world to visit.
We love justice as humans. We feel intense, burning rage when we perceive justice being violated. The pony universe is so overwhelmingly unjust that we can't help but be fascinated by all the new ways equines find to destroy the dignity of other creatures.
>>27320274
Go back to your hole /pol/
Why does this cause me to laugh incessantly like a goddamn child.
>>27320274
haunches > teats > tuft > ponut
>>27320284
Because you like shitty jokes.
>>27320280
How is my post /pol/?
Pony wants to join your quest.
>>27320288
I'd swat those to see how much they jiggled.
And died for the science,
I want the Apple family to get raided and kidnapped.
>>27320274
Do you have any examples apart from that scene where AJ just kicks the door shut in front of the cow/sheepforgot which one it was
>>27320299
But my quest was always to find pony.
Take a gander at this incredibly hot pony.
>>27320344
>>27320348
whoa rainbow dash got attractive all of a sudden
>Wake up, Anon.
>You finally made it.
what do
>>27320344
Would you?
>>27320362
>that is the moment when they bring out the defibrillator and pull you back into our world
mad
>>27320367
Until there was nothing left.
>>27320288
you forgot hooves
don't you just want to hold that soft frog up to your nose and take a deep sniff
wonderbolts
sexual
pranks
>>27320348
Look how small she is in comparison to Soarin. Was she always that small?
>>27320386
Yeah
>>27320386
yes
she is a very petite, feisty, athletic girl with a tight body, flat chest, and bubble butt
>>27320362
>>27320371
It's too early for this feel.
which dash was your favorite?
>>27320401
Twidash
>>27320398
>"I hope your trip wasn't too bad!"
>Anon might have gotten his wings and halo, but the damage from being frontally hit by a 40 tons truck wasn't reversed
>>27320401
Vanilla caffeine free Dash.
>>27320405
That's Moondancerdash.
>>27317162
>oppai lolihttp://exhentai.org/g/677657/814ecebd78/
>>27320401
Twidash or Dashity, but I can't decide.And I like them for different reasons
>>27320384
while you're sleeping, soarin gets hard, masturbates, then ejaculates right in your mouth, as a hilarious prank
what do
>>27320416
Rumble we need to talk.
>>27320401
care mare gave me an involuntary erection
dash being submissive is a fucking incredible turn-on
>>27320425
Gather up a group of cadets and fuck him in his sleep.
As a prank
>>27320425
Suck him off while he sleeps, as a prank
>>27320434
About hentai?
>>27320397
>bubble butt
she's not pinkie pie
Hey im a diehard fan whos liked all the episodes this season
But i thought this was fucking terrible??? Anyone agree
i can't believe this was in the actual show
>Today is National Clean Up Your Room Day
fucking do it
>>27320457
No
>>27320457
GODDAMMIT
fine
>>27320462
lemon hearts is a pretty
yellow is such an underappreciated color
>>27320457
But my room is already clean, Twilight
>>27320467
She's very silly
>>27320449
It was a very meh episode with forced drama and bad jokes. They didn't even acknowledge RD's achievement of becoming a wonderbolt on the same scale of the CMC earning their cutie marks.
>>27320456
They have shown massages before...?
>>27320472
Because it's not on the same scale
>>27320487
And how was the drama forced. That is exactly what it's like being on a team or even having older siblings/relatives and the way Dash acted towards her new nickname was more than appropriate considering her entire character
>>27320449
I like all episodes of the show.
No exceptions.
>>27320456
i want to read a fanfic based on this scene
with lots of sweaty lesbian sex
>>27320509
The only episodes I can say I didn't enjoy are Spike at your service and owls well
>>27320510
With Soarin and Dash in the room?
it's important to stretch properly before strenuous exercise
>>27320513
I liked the first of those
>>27320516
dash is just standing there shocked as the wonderbolts start their usual after-practice locker room fuck sesh
soarin just chuckles as spitfire starts sucking his dick
she's really ravenous today and bobbing her head up and down and moaning while fleetfoot attacks her clit with rapid tonguing
"pick a hole and start eating, newbie! welcome to the wonderb--fuck, spitfire, slow down or i'm gonna make cum shoot out your nose like that one time, heh heh"
So, haven't seen anything since half of Season 5, is Season 6 any good?
>>27320591
Yes
Watch it famygdala
>>27320591
It's decent
filly is looking for your cutie mark
where is it
>>27320619
>>27320629
>>27320640
how is scootaloo going to be like rainbow dash if she's not interested in being a wonderbolt
>>27320648
she could be a raging dyke who can't eat enough mare pussy ever, that would make her like rainbow dash
Pony eats the pancakes.
>>27320663
>>27320672
that pinkie pie
so cute
>>27320591
first off, S5 got better towards the end
second, yeah, if you liked S5 at all S6 is more of the same pretty much.
I think the dialogue is a little less "on the nose" this time.
>>27320676
rarainbow dash was hot
i apologize for nothing
Filly told her Facebook friends about the secret cuddles you both have every night.
>>27320709
>>27320709
What does colt think about this?
I know he was eyeing her when he thought we didn't notice.
Turbobeb
If your mare gains a sudden urge to cuddle with you, consider it a warning.
>>27320741
I'm playing video games
Seductress pony.
>>27320741
most of my tabs are, even in /v/
is 4chan sleepy
>>27320712
You're a cow.
>>27320746
A warning for what?
>>27320773
>>27320767
Don't insult buffaloli like that
Wake up, little ponies!
Corpse abuse accidental_abuse blind dead_foals death dirty filth hoarder hoarding infection mother_no_more neglect runaway sadness sickiest
unf
>>27320803
>>27320803
How do you wake a bug up?
![1150668__safe_monochrome_sad_starlight+glimmer_inverted+mouth_glimmerposting[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O1cF4oU.jpg "1150668__safe_monochrome_sad_starlight+glimmer_inverted+mouth_glimmerposting[1].jpg")
>>27320842
>fluffy abuse
>>27320854
fuck off prude
javascript:quote('27320859')
fucck of prude
>>27320857
with breakfast
>>27320886
What the fuck.
Fillies can't be sexy.
>>27320859
i was just listing my fetishes
>>27320891
Colts on the other hand.
>>27320877
nutritious
>>27320915
I wish to be the trappy colt
>>27320949
>>27320979
Waking up a peaceful comfy pony is evil.
>>27320990
Even if she's sleeping on you?
>>27321007
What is wrong with his face
>>27320990
she was supposed to clean the sky like ten minutes ago
>>27320990
But it's so much fun...
>>27320348
why DOES Rarity do that lift thing with her rear leg?
>>27321057
Its a (horse) flirting thing.
>>27321047
Sweetie wants to play with Femanon?
>>27320344
>>27320367I don't really like Rarity's over the top hair and I think she looks much better and cuter with her regular hair. And her seductive powers can work at least just as good with it.
>>27321081
Sure. Her favorite game isplaying with her inverted nipples until they pop out
Would you like to share a peetzer with me, Anon?
>>27321046
That's a great magic effect for Luna
>Lionsgate has the pony movie as part of it's lineup for the Cannes Film Festival
>the festival starts today
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/05/my-little-pony-movie-at-2016-cannes.html
Think we'll see a trailer, or maybe more, out of this? I'm not sure what goes on at these festivals or what it means for pony to be a part of that lineup.
>>27321098
I'd rathershare your husband's cockbut pizza is good too
>>27321105
>>27321101
wait today? I'm looking foward to it
>>27321101
worst case scenario is someone uploads a really shitty cam version of the movie and we have to look at really low quality pictures of it for the next year and a half
>>27321118
I really doubt the movie is finished beyond VA and storyboard if they have another year and a half to work on it. Maybe animatic.
>>27321118
>the sodacam anon that did the EqG movies gets in somehow
I'd probably explode from joy at getting the movie in relatively good quality so early if that happened.
>>27321111
I said the pizza was fine. Jeez.
>>27321141
Well you see Dashie, when an anon and a pony love each other very much...
Would you like to see the panties my husband got me, Anon?
>>27321141
>>27321160
stop going to our universe just to go shopping
those won't even fit you, they aren't horse panties
>>27321160
Only if your husband models them.
>>27321156
I'd bleh at Rarity's used up butt too.
>>27321160
He got some for himself too, right?
>>27321101
>>27321118
>>27321123
Cannes has been used for a while now for rights negotiations and deals in addition to airing artsy titles for competition. What I'm assuming here is that Lionsgate is telling what properties it'll be trying to sell for international packages (theatres, DVDs, TV rights, that sort of thing) and My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: The Movie is one of them.
I would guess that at best they have a trailer or some scene prepared, but doubt there's anywhere near the full film ready. Now You See Me 3 is in the list, too, and that's just entered production.
>>27321179
Eat shit
>>27321191
I wasn't thinking we'd see a full movie out of that, but scenes or a trailer are enough for me to get mildly hype.
>>27321198
Appulbutt vs Gembutt
The age old question.
>>27321207Both lose to superior cookie butt
I'm at the bit when Rainbow Dash isbeing Pinkie.This is painful.
>>27321230
Rainbow shy was worst for me
>>27321230
>you will never become Pinkie Pie
>>27321235
Oh no. She does do all of them, doesn't she? This is going to be awful. I thought it would be about bullying, proving yourself to others, or not letting rough team talk get to you because they don't really mean it, but now I've got this.
>>27321230
I liked the episode a lot more the second time through it when the cringe hit less bluntly. I actually laughed at it when i saw it again.
>>27321230
I loved the impersonations but the scenario itself was painful to watch
>>27321235
I liked Rainbow Shy.
Oh god she's not even going to try them at different times. She's going to go through some sort of five-way, split personality disorder in succession of each other.
>>27321250
Next Dash/Wonderbolt episode will be cooler, right? Will probably have more action and Dash being awesome instead of insecure.
There needs to be some balance.
>>27321263
she's pretty good at them too
AJ was a little bit much though
Fucking hate these new disappearing captchas. They're impossible.
>>27321230
>>27321235
>>27321250
You guys are weird. I just thought it was a funny gag.
>>27321274
What's that like?
>>27321276
I can't stand severely awkward things. I think I empathise with it too much or something.
>>27321274
The dynamic ones that just have you selecting rivers over and over again till you clicked like twenty of them?
>>27321274
settings -> captcha v1
>>27321276
I'm happy for you, I just don't really like that kind of embarrassment comedy. But like I said I still really loved the impersonations themselves.
Someone needs to cheer CAPTCHA pone up.
She's a grumpy-butt.
>>27321314
she just needs a good booping
>>27321314
We should all buy 4chan passes, then she'll be all alone.
>>27321314
>Select a food image
>She pulls out another one and slams it on the table
I would sooner backhand her stupid face than cheer her up.
Fucking abusive cunt.
>>27321314
Well this shit was definitely designed by a robot. They're wrong way too often. Or they ask me to recognize a blurr.
>>27321274
I hate captchas.
I have an unused pass if you want it.[email protected]if you would use it...
>>27321314
How would captcha pone feel about the robo mare I'm building?
>>27321337
Depends. How well if your robo pone coming along?
>>27321327I wish they'd change the 30 minute lock to "only one IP change per 30 minutes"
>switch from my desktop to lying on the couch and browsing on my tablet
>have to click captchas again
>>27321353
That was part of the reason I stopped trying to use two external IPs at the same time.
Google drive hates that too.
>>27321341
Can that pony love?
>>27321380
Not yet.
>Just call me "Care Mare"
Oh my fucking god
>>27321387
>ywn have your own care mare
>>27321416
Fuck off.
>>27321416
Someone once told me that everyone on /pol/ is joking and only idiots take most of what they say seriously. I don't know if that's true or not.
What I do know is that I'm tired of political bullshit discussions getting in the way of me talking about my hobbies.
>>27321416
>but i will appreciate it if you can answer me.
I'd appreciate it if you fucked off
>>27321407
>tfw I just want to make my waifu a mother
I really need to get out more.
>>27321421
I want to listen to music with that horse.I want to eat out Vinyl and listen to music with her as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqFsLl5SNm0I hope she doesn't just like classical or I'm fucked
>>27321416
People get heated and passionate about politics which is fine. However the pony board isn't the place for it.
>>27321430
Why? There are no ponies outside.I didn't even want to make my waifu a mom until recentlyNow I wish someone would draw Tree Hugger's satyr famiry
>>27321434I want all the musical ponies to sit on my face while they're playing in front of an audience.
>>27321437
>People get heated and passionate about politics
Only stupid people care about politics.
Smart people only care about horses and horse butts.
>>27321445
Listen to your own advice.
>>27321440
Because I crave some sort of physical interaction with the other sex.There is an Ivy Spooner Satyr named Green Peace, and she's either shown to be exactly like her mom or 110% super Serial about everything.
>>27321443
not sure about the middle part of that reuqest
>>27321443
That's a lot of ponies, anon.
>>27321443
I don't think your face is big enough.I want to be roommates with Vinyl and Octavia and slowly corrupt Octavia with Vinyl until she becomes a chill slut like Vinyl
>>27321443
All of them?
>>27321434
>"What're you listening to, Octavia?"
>'N-NOTHING!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUeqWjzMHok
>>27321452
>Because I crave some sort of physical interaction with the other sex.I envy you if you can talk to people let alone the opposite sex and not freak out
>>27321454
>>27321455
Not all at once guys jeez
>>27321455That sounds fun too.
>>27321458
Yesss
where's that adventure time guy
S7 is AWESOME I wholeheartedly recommend picking up the show again
>>27321462
>ywn listen to hip-hop with Octavia
;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_sY-MAQw2M
>>27321468Its not that difficult. It took me a little while to get used to but I can hold a conversation with other people. I'm just a quiet guy who doesn't really talk much. Plus I don't talk to any females outside of work, which is something I need to fix
>>27321421
>>27321422
>>27321427
>>27321437
Thanks /mlp/ that's exactly the answer i needed, it makes me feel good that my favorite board does not care for /pol/ bullshit.
>>27321486
I just don't care about politics and wish people will stop talking about them when I try to talk about comic books or anime.
Underrated song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIP3YHsigBY
>>27321486
make america great again
cuck
>read resume
>homeschooled
Into the trash it goes!
There
there is your validation to blame /pol/ for everything
now go
>>27321471
I want some of them to sit on my face too
>>27321490
/pol/ is not about politics though, they may think they are talking about politics, but in reality it's a place where trolls and racists go to hate on people they don't like.
>>27321526
Cool.
I just want it to stop bleeding into other things I like.
>>27321485I literally cannot talk to strangers without having a panic attack and I've ruined my chance with a bunch of men and women that were interested in my even slightly just because I can't hold down a proper conversation without freaking out.I'm on medication to help with anxiety, but it's made interacting with people a lot harder
/blog
>>27321532
>>27321514
Alright then let's forget about it and talk ponies, What do you think of the latest episode, i personally like it even the cringe part, the way they humbled rainbow dash to understand that this is how they work was nice.
>>27321098
>interacting with people
>not being completely anti-social
>>27321578
I have to get a job and try to keep friends
my family cant say I wasnt anti social though
>>27321594
I'm civil with my co-workers and speak to my family, but outside of that, not really.
>>27320280
What the fuck are you talking about?
How is that post /pol/?
>>27321578
Asocial != antisocial.
when did you realize you loved your waifu
>>27321622
I don't have a waifu.
>>27321622
I don't have a waifu
>>27321622
when she started dating another colt
>>27321622
It was when i found out what a waifu mean i don't watch a lot of anime so i didn't know, i thought to myself and decided, it has to be book horse.
>>27321632
>>27321630
>>27321647I have a horsebando though
The fillies are trying to get inside your house again.
>>27321659
I'm torn, do I eat the dick now?
>>27321656
I gave them all shock collars and set up a perimeter
>>27321656
>Get out, i can't Fap with you here.
>>27321622
I'm not sure. Somewhere between S2 and S3.
>>27321669
>ShitFire
>>27320472
>>27321680
Her worst moment was in Rainbow Falls.
Meanwhile Dash when jihad on a weather factory and gets much less flack for it.
>>27321699
Hey don't joke about jihad, i am already annoyed with /pol/ joking about it i don't need to see my board talking about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6ZrVxSa1TU
>>27321749
>would you kiss it?
>>27321622
I don't remember.
>>27321717
Allahu akbar, infidel
>>27321811
WHAT ARE THEY DOING UP THERE
>>27321776
Is that supposed to be a joke,
i'm a real muslim, and i don't scream "Allahu akbar" all the time, before you start joking about jihad why don't you learn it's real meaning first.
http://www.justislam.co.uk/product.php?products_id=2
ISIS have ruined the word, but they know nothing of islam.
>>27321818
ALLU SNACKBAR
>>27321818
stop my dude
>>27321816
Why don't you go up and find out?
>>27321824
Retard, why do i even waste my time with you.
>>27321818
You mean how Islamic states are the most ass backwards countries in the world?
>>27321818
>posts a white, pure filly
poetry
>>27321838
Because you're here to shitpost.
Filly screamed Deus Vult and started shitposting.
