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607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
Friendship is Magic #42 should be out this Wednesday (May 11)!
Old horse: >>27315263
>filly
>marker
>>27320218
XL is generally just an average american.
>>27320218
I'm pretty sure he's just a manlet
>he failed us
>>27320260
>They made a new friend.
Ponies in the MLP universe are fucking monsters. I've always felt that the greatest appeal in MLP:FiM isn't about watching innocent things, it's the inconsolable degree of arrogant, boldfaced injustice that ponies dole out to a fellow sapient. We watch terrible things happening to humans all the time, but it's the nonchalance of the observant ponies, the ability to simply take in the cruelty and suffering of a creature and completely dismiss it, that makes it such a fascinating world to visit.
We love justice as humans. We feel intense, burning rage when we perceive justice being violated. The pony universe is so overwhelmingly unjust that we can't help but be fascinated by all the new ways equines find to destroy the dignity of other creatures.
>>27320274
Go back to your hole /pol/
Why does this cause me to laugh incessantly like a goddamn child.
>>27320274
haunches > teats > tuft > ponut
>>27320284
Because you like shitty jokes.
>>27320280
How is my post /pol/?
Pony wants to join your quest.
>>27320288
I'd swat those to see how much they jiggled.
And died for the science,
I want the Apple family to get raided and kidnapped.
>>27320274
Do you have any examples apart from that scene where AJ just kicks the door shut in front of the cow/sheepforgot which one it was
>>27320299
But my quest was always to find pony.
Take a gander at this incredibly hot pony.
>>27320348
whoa rainbow dash got attractive all of a sudden
>Wake up, Anon.
>You finally made it.
what do
>>27320344
Would you?
>>27320362
>that is the moment when they bring out the defibrillator and pull you back into our world
mad
>>27320367
Until there was nothing left.
>>27320288
you forgot hooves
don't you just want to hold that soft frog up to your nose and take a deep sniff
wonderbolts
sexual
pranks
>>27320348
Look how small she is in comparison to Soarin. Was she always that small?
>>27320386
Yeah
>>27320386
yes
she is a very petite, feisty, athletic girl with a tight body, flat chest, and bubble butt
>>27320362
>>27320371
It's too early for this feel.
which dash was your favorite?
>>27320401
Twidash
>>27320398
>"I hope your trip wasn't too bad!"
>Anon might have gotten his wings and halo, but the damage from being frontally hit by a 40 tons truck wasn't reversed
>>27320401
Vanilla caffeine free Dash.
>>27320405
That's Moondancerdash.
>>27317162
>oppai lolihttp://exhentai.org/g/677657/814ecebd78/
>>27320401
Twidash or Dashity, but I can't decide.And I like them for different reasons
>>27320384
while you're sleeping, soarin gets hard, masturbates, then ejaculates right in your mouth, as a hilarious prank
what do
>>27320416
Rumble we need to talk.
>>27320401
care mare gave me an involuntary erection
dash being submissive is a fucking incredible turn-on
>>27320425
Gather up a group of cadets and fuck him in his sleep.
As a prank
>>27320425
Suck him off while he sleeps, as a prank
>>27320434
About hentai?
>>27320397
>bubble butt
she's not pinkie pie
Hey im a diehard fan whos liked all the episodes this season
But i thought this was fucking terrible??? Anyone agree
i can't believe this was in the actual show
>Today is National Clean Up Your Room Day
fucking do it
>>27320457
GODDAMMIT
fine
>>27320462
lemon hearts is a pretty
yellow is such an underappreciated color
>>27320457
But my room is already clean, Twilight
>>27320467
She's very silly
>>27320449
It was a very meh episode with forced drama and bad jokes. They didn't even acknowledge RD's achievement of becoming a wonderbolt on the same scale of the CMC earning their cutie marks.
>>27320456
They have shown massages before...?
>>27320472
Because it's not on the same scale
>>27320487
And how was the drama forced. That is exactly what it's like being on a team or even having older siblings/relatives and the way Dash acted towards her new nickname was more than appropriate considering her entire character
>>27320449
I like all episodes of the show.
No exceptions.
>>27320456
i want to read a fanfic based on this scene
with lots of sweaty lesbian sex
>>27320509
The only episodes I can say I didn't enjoy are Spike at your service and owls well
>>27320510
With Soarin and Dash in the room?
it's important to stretch properly before strenuous exercise
>>27320513
I liked the first of those
>>27320516
dash is just standing there shocked as the wonderbolts start their usual after-practice locker room fuck sesh
soarin just chuckles as spitfire starts sucking his dick
she's really ravenous today and bobbing her head up and down and moaning while fleetfoot attacks her clit with rapid tonguing
"pick a hole and start eating, newbie! welcome to the wonderb--fuck, spitfire, slow down or i'm gonna make cum shoot out your nose like that one time, heh heh"
So, haven't seen anything since half of Season 5, is Season 6 any good?
>>27320591
Yes
Watch it famygdala
>>27320591
It's decent
filly is looking for your cutie mark
where is it
>>27320640
how is scootaloo going to be like rainbow dash if she's not interested in being a wonderbolt
>>27320648
she could be a raging dyke who can't eat enough mare pussy ever, that would make her like rainbow dash
Pony eats the pancakes.
>>27320672
that pinkie pie
so cute
>>27320591
first off, S5 got better towards the end
second, yeah, if you liked S5 at all S6 is more of the same pretty much.
I think the dialogue is a little less "on the nose" this time.
>>27320676
rarainbow dash was hot
i apologize for nothing
Filly told her Facebook friends about the secret cuddles you both have every night.
>>27320709
What does colt think about this?
I know he was eyeing her when he thought we didn't notice.
Turbobeb
If your mare gains a sudden urge to cuddle with you, consider it a warning.
>>27320741
I'm playing video games
Seductress pony.
>>27320741
most of my tabs are, even in /v/
is 4chan sleepy
>>27320712
You're a cow.
>>27320746
A warning for what?
>>27320767
Don't insult buffaloli like that
Wake up, little ponies!
Corpse abuse accidental_abuse blind dead_foals death dirty filth hoarder hoarding infection mother_no_more neglect runaway sadness sickiest
unf
>>27320803
How do you wake a bug up?
![1150668__safe_monochrome_sad_starlight+glimmer_inverted+mouth_glimmerposting[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O1cF4oU.jpg "1150668 safe monochrome sad starlight+glimmer inverted+mouth glimmerposting[1]")
>>27320842
>fluffy abuse
>>27320854
fuck off prude
javascript:quote('27320859')
fucck of prude
>>27320857
with breakfast
>>27320886
What the fuck.
Fillies can't be sexy.
>>27320859
i was just listing my fetishes
>>27320891
Colts on the other hand.
>>27320877
nutritious
>>27320915
I wish to be the trappy colt
>>27320949
>>27320979
Waking up a peaceful comfy pony is evil.
>>27320990
Even if she's sleeping on you?
>>27321007
What is wrong with his face
>>27320990
she was supposed to clean the sky like ten minutes ago
>>27320990
But it's so much fun...
>>27320348
why DOES Rarity do that lift thing with her rear leg?
>>27321057
Its a (horse) flirting thing.
>>27321047
Sweetie wants to play with Femanon?
>>27320344
>>27320367I don't really like Rarity's over the top hair and I think she looks much better and cuter with her regular hair. And her seductive powers can work at least just as good with it.
>>27321081
Sure. Her favorite game isplaying with her inverted nipples until they pop out
Would you like to share a peetzer with me, Anon?
>>27321046
That's a great magic effect for Luna
>Lionsgate has the pony movie as part of it's lineup for the Cannes Film Festival
>the festival starts today
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/05/my-little-pony-movie-at-2016-cannes.html
Think we'll see a trailer, or maybe more, out of this? I'm not sure what goes on at these festivals or what it means for pony to be a part of that lineup.
>>27321098
I'd rathershare your husband's cockbut pizza is good too
>>27321101
wait today? I'm looking foward to it
>>27321101
worst case scenario is someone uploads a really shitty cam version of the movie and we have to look at really low quality pictures of it for the next year and a half
>>27321118
I really doubt the movie is finished beyond VA and storyboard if they have another year and a half to work on it. Maybe animatic.
>>27321118
>the sodacam anon that did the EqG movies gets in somehow
I'd probably explode from joy at getting the movie in relatively good quality so early if that happened.
>>27321111
I said the pizza was fine. Jeez.
>>27321141
Well you see Dashie, when an anon and a pony love each other very much...
Would you like to see the panties my husband got me, Anon?
>>27321160
stop going to our universe just to go shopping
those won't even fit you, they aren't horse panties
>>27321160
Only if your husband models them.
>>27321156
I'd bleh at Rarity's used up butt too.
>>27321160
He got some for himself too, right?
>>27321101
>>27321118
>>27321123
Cannes has been used for a while now for rights negotiations and deals in addition to airing artsy titles for competition. What I'm assuming here is that Lionsgate is telling what properties it'll be trying to sell for international packages (theatres, DVDs, TV rights, that sort of thing) and My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: The Movie is one of them.
I would guess that at best they have a trailer or some scene prepared, but doubt there's anywhere near the full film ready. Now You See Me 3 is in the list, too, and that's just entered production.
>>27321179
Eat shit
>>27321191
I wasn't thinking we'd see a full movie out of that, but scenes or a trailer are enough for me to get mildly hype.
>>27321198
Appulbutt vs Gembutt
The age old question.
>>27321207Both lose to superior cookie butt
I'm at the bit when Rainbow Dash isbeing Pinkie.This is painful.
>>27321230
Rainbow shy was worst for me
>>27321230
>you will never become Pinkie Pie
>>27321235
Oh no. She does do all of them, doesn't she? This is going to be awful. I thought it would be about bullying, proving yourself to others, or not letting rough team talk get to you because they don't really mean it, but now I've got this.
>>27321230
I liked the episode a lot more the second time through it when the cringe hit less bluntly. I actually laughed at it when i saw it again.
>>27321230
I loved the impersonations but the scenario itself was painful to watch
>>27321235
I liked Rainbow Shy.
Oh god she's not even going to try them at different times. She's going to go through some sort of five-way, split personality disorder in succession of each other.
>>27321250
Next Dash/Wonderbolt episode will be cooler, right? Will probably have more action and Dash being awesome instead of insecure.
There needs to be some balance.
>>27321263
she's pretty good at them too
AJ was a little bit much though
Fucking hate these new disappearing captchas. They're impossible.
>>27321230
>>27321235
>>27321250
You guys are weird. I just thought it was a funny gag.
>>27321274
What's that like?
>>27321276
I can't stand severely awkward things. I think I empathise with it too much or something.
>>27321274
The dynamic ones that just have you selecting rivers over and over again till you clicked like twenty of them?
>>27321274
settings -> captcha v1
>>27321276
I'm happy for you, I just don't really like that kind of embarrassment comedy. But like I said I still really loved the impersonations themselves.
Someone needs to cheer CAPTCHA pone up.
She's a grumpy-butt.
>>27321314
she just needs a good booping
>>27321314
We should all buy 4chan passes, then she'll be all alone.
>>27321314
>Select a food image
>She pulls out another one and slams it on the table
I would sooner backhand her stupid face than cheer her up.
Fucking abusive cunt.
>>27321314
Well this shit was definitely designed by a robot. They're wrong way too often. Or they ask me to recognize a blurr.
>>27321274
I hate captchas.
I have an unused pass if you want it.[email protected]if you would use it...
>>27321314
How would captcha pone feel about the robo mare I'm building?
>>27321337
Depends. How well if your robo pone coming along?
>>27321327I wish they'd change the 30 minute lock to "only one IP change per 30 minutes"
>switch from my desktop to lying on the couch and browsing on my tablet
>have to click captchas again
>>27321353
That was part of the reason I stopped trying to use two external IPs at the same time.
Google drive hates that too.
>>27321341
Can that pony love?
>>27321380
Not yet.
>Just call me "Care Mare"
Oh my fucking god
>>27321387
>ywn have your own care mare
>>27321416
Fuck off.
>>27321416
Someone once told me that everyone on /pol/ is joking and only idiots take most of what they say seriously. I don't know if that's true or not.
What I do know is that I'm tired of political bullshit discussions getting in the way of me talking about my hobbies.
>>27321416
>but i will appreciate it if you can answer me.
I'd appreciate it if you fucked off
>>27321407
>tfw I just want to make my waifu a mother
I really need to get out more.
>>27321421
I want to listen to music with that horse.I want to eat out Vinyl and listen to music with her as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqFsLl5SNm0I hope she doesn't just like classical or I'm fucked
>>27321416
People get heated and passionate about politics which is fine. However the pony board isn't the place for it.
>>27321430
Why? There are no ponies outside.I didn't even want to make my waifu a mom until recentlyNow I wish someone would draw Tree Hugger's satyr famiry
>>27321434I want all the musical ponies to sit on my face while they're playing in front of an audience.
>>27321437
>People get heated and passionate about politics
Only stupid people care about politics.
Smart people only care about horses and horse butts.
>>27321445
Listen to your own advice.
>>27321440
Because I crave some sort of physical interaction with the other sex.There is an Ivy Spooner Satyr named Green Peace, and she's either shown to be exactly like her mom or 110% super Serial about everything.
>>27321443
not sure about the middle part of that reuqest
>>27321443
That's a lot of ponies, anon.
>>27321443
I don't think your face is big enough.I want to be roommates with Vinyl and Octavia and slowly corrupt Octavia with Vinyl until she becomes a chill slut like Vinyl
>>27321443
All of them?
>>27321434
>"What're you listening to, Octavia?"
>'N-NOTHING!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUeqWjzMHok
>>27321452
>Because I crave some sort of physical interaction with the other sex.I envy you if you can talk to people let alone the opposite sex and not freak out
>>27321454
>>27321455
Not all at once guys jeez
>>27321455That sounds fun too.
>>27321458
Yesss
where's that adventure time guy
S7 is AWESOME I wholeheartedly recommend picking up the show again
>>27321462
>ywn listen to hip-hop with Octavia
;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_sY-MAQw2M
>>27321468Its not that difficult. It took me a little while to get used to but I can hold a conversation with other people. I'm just a quiet guy who doesn't really talk much. Plus I don't talk to any females outside of work, which is something I need to fix
>>27321421
>>27321422
>>27321427
>>27321437
Thanks /mlp/ that's exactly the answer i needed, it makes me feel good that my favorite board does not care for /pol/ bullshit.
>>27321486
I just don't care about politics and wish people will stop talking about them when I try to talk about comic books or anime.
Underrated song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIP3YHsigBY
>>27321486
make america great again
cuck
>read resume
>homeschooled
Into the trash it goes!
There
there is your validation to blame /pol/ for everything
now go
>>27321471
I want some of them to sit on my face too
>>27321490
/pol/ is not about politics though, they may think they are talking about politics, but in reality it's a place where trolls and racists go to hate on people they don't like.
>>27321526
Cool.
I just want it to stop bleeding into other things I like.
>>27321485I literally cannot talk to strangers without having a panic attack and I've ruined my chance with a bunch of men and women that were interested in my even slightly just because I can't hold down a proper conversation without freaking out.I'm on medication to help with anxiety, but it's made interacting with people a lot harder
/blog
>>27321532
>>27321514
Alright then let's forget about it and talk ponies, What do you think of the latest episode, i personally like it even the cringe part, the way they humbled rainbow dash to understand that this is how they work was nice.
>interacting with people
>not being completely anti-social
>>27321578
I have to get a job and try to keep friends
my family cant say I wasnt anti social though
>>27321594
I'm civil with my co-workers and speak to my family, but outside of that, not really.
>>27320280
What the fuck are you talking about?
How is that post /pol/?
>>27321578
Asocial != antisocial.
when did you realize you loved your waifu
>>27321622
I don't have a waifu.
>>27321622
I don't have a waifu
>>27321622
when she started dating another colt
>>27321622
It was when i found out what a waifu mean i don't watch a lot of anime so i didn't know, i thought to myself and decided, it has to be book horse.
>>27321647I have a horsebando though
The fillies are trying to get inside your house again.
>>27321659
I'm torn, do I eat the dick now?
>>27321656
I gave them all shock collars and set up a perimeter
>>27321656
>Get out, i can't Fap with you here.
>>27321622
I'm not sure. Somewhere between S2 and S3.
>>27321669
>ShitFire
>>27321680
Her worst moment was in Rainbow Falls.
Meanwhile Dash when jihad on a weather factory and gets much less flack for it.
>>27321699
Hey don't joke about jihad, i am already annoyed with /pol/ joking about it i don't need to see my board talking about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6ZrVxSa1TU
>>27321749
>would you kiss it?
>>27321622
I don't remember.
>>27321717
Allahu akbar, infidel
>>27321811
WHAT ARE THEY DOING UP THERE
>>27321776
Is that supposed to be a joke,
i'm a real muslim, and i don't scream "Allahu akbar" all the time, before you start joking about jihad why don't you learn it's real meaning first.
http://www.justislam.co.uk/product.php?products_id=2
ISIS have ruined the word, but they know nothing of islam.
>>27321818
ALLU SNACKBAR
>>27321818
stop my dude
>>27321816
Why don't you go up and find out?
>>27321824
Retard, why do i even waste my time with you.
>>27321818
You mean how Islamic states are the most ass backwards countries in the world?
>>27321818
>posts a white, pure filly
poetry
>>27321838
Because you're here to shitpost.
Filly screamed Deus Vult and started shitposting.
Colt screamed SCIENCE and then poured a graduated cylinder of liquid into a beaker full of another liquid. Unfortunately for him, it yielded a very underwhelming reaction. No explosion, no fire, not even any bubbling up, all it did was change color.
>>27321892
Absolutely Haram
>>27321910
Are you trying to trigger me, because it's working, you better stop.
>>27321816
things
>>27321938
No need to blow up on me Anon
Filly declared herself a racial minority and demands special treatment
>>27321961
Then stop with the unfunny islamic jokes.
>>27321987
Meant for you>>27321964
CuteOCs
>>27321974
Club that filly
>>27321995
>>27322000
>>27322001
Your OC is SHIT.
>>27322000
Nobby is such a good man ;_;I call him Razzle Dazzle
>>27322008
he cares
>>27322008
I wonder when's the last time she had her berry bopped
>>27321974
If this thread is any indication fillies make up 99% of the known world.
>>27321818
NO TRUE --SCOTTSMAN-- MUSLIM
Every group has people going to extremes if noone has the balls to speak against it, even here we had people trying to 1up each other by how much they loved their favorite pony to the point where they started fapping to them. If you don't speak out against bad behavior, it will slippity slope real quick.
I want to be Celestia's litterpal.
watching filly through the window while she's at school
making sure that she is the only one who notices you
not getting caught by any other pony
filly finds you lounging at your home when she gets out from school
>>27322135
But i do hate ISIS and i speak against them, and i do fap to ponies.
Don't bully the fillies, MLPG.
You wouldn't like to see your own filly being bullied in front of you, right?
>>27322163
I don't have a filly though
>>27322108
>Yes now get out, i can't concentrate......fucking fillies always in my way i wish i can end them all.
Remember to treat your pony right.
Fillies eyes are huge.
I'm just going to put her in a corner and try not to hear her blink.
>>27322203
Of course.
>>27322203
That pony is too little.
>>27322203
If ponies were real I wouldn't be able to resist spoiling them
>>27322222
HEY GUYS LOOK A GET
>>27322228
I know that feel, anon.
>>27322159
Don't get me wrong, I couldn't care less to what ever you fap, but the ponies hadn't any feature that could be erotic or arousing. Some cartoons had really feminine characters, high heels, low cut shirts and things considered sexy, so I could totally understand people being aroused by that, but the ponies don't even have boobs.
I live in Germany, we had many muslims living here for decades and I can assure you, they don't throw gays off buildings, however, they stick to their own kind more than ever, after failing to be the promised intergrated third generation they rather blame Germany and act rather hostile. If they would see a stranger beaten up by another turk, they would look away, "probably deserved it, huh". Blaming a higher, evil system works extremely well. Germany is just waiting for their black lives matter.
>>27322203
I faped to other ponies I wish she can forgive me.
The filly is winking very loudly to get your attention.
>>27322246
Why would you ever want to be a minority in Germany?
That's like being a cake in a fat guy convention, they say they're on a diet but you know what happened last time they said that.
>>27322274
Does filly need glasses?
>>27322286
Yes.
>>27322292
Filly gets sunglasses. Now filly is coolest filly.
>people started fapping to ponies to 1up each other
What?
What?
>>27322279
The smallest minority is the individual.
>>27321873
I hope colt took copious notes and followed his experimental steps as planned
>>27322246
Sorry to hear that man, i really can't speak for other muslims but you can't blame it on islam it's people's fault who don't understand it. i myself will not stay quiet to any kind of evil.
As for sexy ponies it's a matter of taste, i understand some people will not get it, but to me pony butts are really sexy. there is no need for boobs for me. unless you count crotchtits but i don't really like that.
>>27322334
SOON they will meet, the changeling are coming to equestria.
>>27322359
W-what, come again.
>>27322367
Why would you respond
>>27322369
Why would you post that?
>>27322375
I didn't
fuck patreon am i supposed to fucken subscribe to 500 different goddamn artists just to see the shit i want
fuck people who try to paywall their shit
>>27322279>Why would you ever want to be a minority in Germany?
Their welfare is insanely high and their punishments laughably low. If you are trash it is as close to heaven on earth as you will get.
If you would actually be a decent member of society you should probably go elsewhere though because all that free shit has to be financed somehow so their tax burden is pretty high - and they already don't pay the greatest wages to begin with.
>>27322391
Will you share your experience with us.
>>27322384
>became too poor to support artist I like on patreon
Filly swore.
By the old gods and the new.
>>27322135
>even here we had people trying to 1up each other by how much they loved their favorite pony to the point where they started fapping to them
No seriously. What kind of shit is this. This is just a bold faced lie.
My autism will not let this rest.
>>27322384
I feel like many of the less popular artists should just group together on patreon and divvy up their pay.
Patreon itself seems very anti consumer, and I say that as an artist.
>>27322401
He'll be dead.
>>27322412
I'm sorry filly but my watch is ogre.
>>27322421
Draw me a pony, Mr.artist
>>27322429
That's not a chicken.
>>27322433
I could, but I'm not gonna.
Mostly cause I don't care enough about this conversation to invest more than the time it takes to fill out this captcha.
Filly may be small, but she will die a colossus
>>27322462
die a colossus or die to a colossus?
>>27322462
filly doesn't need to die to become a giantess
>>27322469
dia a colossus
>>27322453
I just wanted to see a cute pony.
I don't care about this conversation either.Jerk
>>27320243
Me likey
>>27322479
Have a consolation cute pony anonymous
>>27322503
oh shit
Lyranoi grew up fast
>>27322512
anon that is an earth pone
with different eyes
still cute though
>>27322517
N O I R A
>>27322512
They simply fuse on occasion to save on food bills.
I HATE PONIES
How much could I get for a filly on the free market?
>>27322542
go in to the market and be like "hey yo filly I've got some filly treats" and you'll be lousy with fillies before you know it
>>27322512
filly erotic carrot eating is banned in equestria, someone get the police
Belly button
>>27322567
titties
>>27322334
kidnapping imminent
>>27322587
TIDDIES
>>27322567
deepest crevice of the bellybutton
it has never been in contact with any detergent whatsoever
plugging that little haven of filth with a plug of dried semen
forever
>>27322607
Tiddies.
>>27322567
Mares with belly buttons is the best.
>>27322603
>all those changelings we have seen in the episode backgrounds were spies sent by Chrysalis to find out how to best abduct Flurry Heart
>>27322616
>>27322607
why is sunbuns always so grumpy about it
https://derpibooru.org/1142129
>>27322632
I guess she just don't stop.
It is forbidden to touch fillies.
what is the wonderbolts initiation like
>>27322650
blink in rp skewer back under the tower
>>27322648
is not
>>27322677
Filly is touching him, doesn't count.
>>27322648
filly touching happens all the time
>>27322673
i don't understand those words
is it a video game reference
>>27322695
Man, Tender Taps is really cute
>>27321101
No trailers yet?
>>27322703
i wonder if every foal's cutie mark appears during a dramatic moment
what if your cutie mark just appears during the night while you're asleep
and it's like the most boring generic thing ever
or something that doesn't even make sense
>>27322703
he is definitely a very cute pone
>not tale
stop with horsepun alright?
>>27322722
>what if your cutie mark just appears during the night while you're asleep
>>27322726
Neigh
>>27322722
I imagine that has to happen at least sometimes
especially with pegasi considering how many of them have very mundane cutie marks
I can see some yawning pegasus filly blinking her eyes, looking down at her butt and going "Oh.. a cloud. Of course its a cloud"
I put the filly in a hamster ball.
She seems to enjoy it.
I'm waiting for her to find the stairs.
>>27322726
but the horsepuns are great
>>27322743
Or an earth pony seeing the rose on her flank and going "welp, guess I'm a hoe!"
>>27322754
We are going to fight for real one of these days anonymous
>>27322699
>mobas
>videogames
Or a stallion waking up and seeing his butt and thinking "wow stallion design sure is terrible."
pinkie pie
you have to get over your obsession with tiddies
i mean, they don't even exist in your world
how do you even know about them
>>27322790
>stallion butts
>not the best
>>27322790
you are clearly on some kind of mind altering substance anon
Stallion butts are the best butts
>>27322822
look at that ugly-ass butt
Misty Fly is the best wunderbolt.
>>27322749
>bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
>.....
>bonk
would you grow up colt
>>27322841
>...
>...
>Again!
>>27322842
hell yeah
https://derpibooru.org/890858
>>27322842
If colt grew up, would you still cuddle him as a stallion or would he have to cuddle you?
>>27322848
Filly has a thirst for danger
>>27322850
jesus christ
that's a gorgeous cock
not that i'm gay or anything
>>27322857
Which comic is this? I love the art style.
>>27322855
either
both
>>27322835
was that the sarcastic one with the hot voice
>>27322877
Yes
>>27322861
you are now
>>27322855
I will cuddle colt so that when colt is a stallion, he will know how to cuddle.
>>27322917what if you cuddle several colts at once so they get used to ganging up on you in a cuddle orgy
>>27322867
Issue #7 from the micro series
The coloring was fantastic, the only other pony thing from IDW that can keep up with it was the Flurry Heart bedtime story.
>>27322922
Oh yes, I would love that. It would be so arm and cuddly.Imagine all those boners in the morning.
>>27322911
why is this show so good at turning you gay
>>27322861
it really is when he first did this I was all over ityou could frot that thing whole sucking it too
>>27322941
it's not
>>27322587
Oppai loli is a wonderful thing
>>27322941
What the fuck is this? new promo? I haven't seen this
>>27322931you'd have no choice but to suck on them all
>>27322941
Look at that sweet dress on Rarity
Look at that fancy Vinyl
What the fuck is Starlight wearing?
>>27322941
Nice lampshade hat Rarity
>>27322941
God damn, those are some snazzy outfits they have on.
>>27322977
Even though Fluttershy's outfit looks like pajamas
>>27322941
LYRA
IN
A
FANCY
HAT
>>27322941
PANDARING PONE
PANDARING PONE
PANDARING PONE
THEY DID IT AGAIN ABSOLUTE MAD MEN
>>27322993
Tree Hugger influenced her considerably.
>>27322931
>>27322961
A huge stallion cuddle pile with huge horseboners has to be the best way to wake up
>>27322994
>P-pandering!
twideer a cute
>>27323004
>TEH FACT THAT THEY ARE USING THIS BG PONY IS PANDERING BECAUSE THEY SHOULD CREATE NEW BG PONIES EVERY FUCKING EPISODE TO AVOID PANDERING
>>27322941
Why is Starlight dressed like Mad Moxxi?
>>27323007
what a littledoe
>>27323007
The gem hooves look a bit weird though
>>27323007
IWTCITD
>>27323007
>no wings or hornis
how are we supposed to know that she is the superior deer?
>>27323013
because she's scrooge
>>27323012
>THEY SHOULDN'T USE THIS BG PONY BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THE FANON SURROUNDING HER EVEN THOUGH IT WORKS FOR THE JOKE
>>27322961Breakfast in bed every morning.
>>27323001
Agreed.
>>27323024
Tats are where it's at.I would never get one myself though.
>>27323040why is it that when i think gay thoughts about colts and stallions it's so appealing but then i think about fucking guys irl and it turns me off
>>27323007
I'd tie down one and force it to orgasm for hours.
>>27323072They have appealing cocks, nice bodies and cute/handsome faces. Man penises are attached to men, which is a common complaint amongst penis-lovers.
>>27323072
They're ponies, man
I'm totally gay and I'd still fuck a mare
>>27323090
Huh. I've never heard of this before.
>>27323072
Probably because of body differences. Are said male ponies usually in a feminine attire and style? Then you probably have a trap fetish.
If they're not, then like I said, body differences.
>>27323090
Now I want to read about the adventures of a sassy gay anon and his fuckbuddy mare friend on a quest to suck a bunch of dicks and fuck a lot.
>>27323090
i mean, who wouldn't
their pussies are amazing
Remember to keep your ponies in a floof habitat
>>27323113
I've said it once and I'll say it again: Horse pussy is on an entirely different level.
This is coming from a guy that thinks human vagibbers are gross.
>>27323072
because cartoon horses and real life humans are not the same?
>>27323007
holy shit their so cuddleable
i need a rarity to hug at night but i'm worried the 4de plushie is too small.
i'm wondering if i should invest in a body pillow instead.
>>27323112
Sounds like fun stuff.
>>27323158
Rarity probably wouldn't be a very good cuddler anyways
>>27323112
I'd read that too.
>>27323007
reindeer>dumb regular deer
>>27323007
look at their fluffy tails omg i'm die
is anyone else mad they hyped up the rainbow dash nickname but it just turned out to be the nickname they used before
>>27323112
that's a good quest
>>27323182
That looks like a fun comic. I feel like I should get into them but I have so many other pointless things to do.
>>27323196
it was a pretty shitty episode
but i did like the locker room scenes
>>27323201
>tfw can't draw or quest or else I'd do this
>>27323196
https://fuwa.se/f/jDi5TN.webm
>>27323203
I'm trying to catch up with so many comics I just do not have time to read the MLP comics to attempt to catch up.They're on the bottom of my backlog
>>27323196
Probably wouldn't be good for a kid's show to call a character "trash" for 22 minutes.
>>27323203
Like 90% of them are shit we should make recommend list for comics so you can save your time
>>27323158
Body pillows are not as great for hugging as plushies are though
How big are the 4DE ones anyway?
Another short promo with a couple new shots from next episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJWH4jsX_pc
But how will sassy gay anon and his cute sidekick handleSteve?
>>27323222
I know that feeling.
>massive backlog
>spend another day on MLPG talking about pones
![[flyingsaucer screaming in the distance].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z15zWw4.jpg "[flyingsaucer screaming in the distance]")
>>27323235
LOOK AT THESE FANCY FUCKING PONIES
>>27323246
why are so many mares dressed as dudes
>>27323244I've been spending less time in MLPG and trying to be productive so I'm a little happy about that, but I still have those days where I just sit on MLPG all day and post about horses
>>27323196
At first I was kind of disappointed by them not having used another one but over the course of the episode it made more sense because they needed a reason for Dash going completely nuclear over it
>>27323246
>crystal in the fireplace
>>27323251
They're playing a male character in the story, but there's not enough male characters
>>27323246
lyra has a little cutie mark brooch in her hat!
>>27323251
Because theyhave balls of steel.
>>27323251
Why is Fluttershy wearing pajamas?
>>27323257
I normally get one thing from my list done and then spend the rest of the time on MLPG
the problem is that I normally also add one thing per day to the list so it never gets really shorter
>>27323218
I wanna bully Rainbow Trash
>>27323251
It's cute, to me.
>>27323271
>the problem is that I normally also add one thing per day to the list so it never gets really shorter
>Keep buying vidya even though you have tons of games you're not even close to finishing
>Keep buying comic books even though there are trades on your shelf you haven't even touched yet
The struggle is real
>>27323295
>pic
I came.
>>27323295
It's like a modern Sisyphos. Which god did you anger to deserve that punishment?
>>27323257
>day
mlpg is not nearly fast enough, im on a multi thread shitpost level
Filly says she loses a lot of blood after chipotle night.
Like, a lot.
>>27323382
She can get more of of mare. Mare is bigger and has more of it.
>>27323390
*off of
>>27323327
I hope you had at least fun bullying her
>>27322384
>Mittsies gets $1,596 a month
>Hasn't released anything new since that Ponka Anal Rodeo flash back last year.
>>27323410
I'm wondering if people just never check their pledges again.
I mean, if someone missed a month or two you could probably easily miss that if you have pledged to more than one person, but if they haven't produced anything relevant in more than half a year?
At some point they should realize that they are giving away money for nothing in return.
>>27323307
Here's the same pic, but with anon in his fursuit
>>27322421
It's only as anti-consumer as each creator sets it to be. Paywalling is optional.
Creators are anti-consumer, if anything.
Rate the thread so far on a scale of 1-10.
>>27323430
Horse/10
>>27323427
this guy says paywall shaming is ruining his life
http://kennoarkkan.tumblr.com/post/144040581959/letter-to-unethical-fans
>>27323348
MLPG is usually the fastest thread I'm in even when we're slow
>>27323440
I don't feel like reading all that.
But I like that guy's stuff
>>27323440
>Run a business
>Wah I feel bad
If it's a business treat it like a business. That means don't spend a month on vacation because you're your own boss. As long as you give something worth paying for its fine.
>>27323440
>massive wall of text to bitch about messages he probably got from some 15 yo
I don't have a problem with those people making cash with their art - they spentand are still spendinga lot of time on it and deserve something in return.
But holy shit stop this constant preaching and complaining how hard you have it and just close anonymous asks if you can't handle them.
>>27323440
>it should be no problem for people to pay $10 for their fap material
if i dont get aroused enough to fap do i get my money back?
>>27323441
I have one /int/ general that is faster but otherwise yeah, MLPG easily beats the rest.
>>27323473
>Open Porn License
>This porn is provided AS IS with no guarantee etc
>>27323477
fuck off /brit/
>>27323466
>If it's a business treat it like a business.
Really feels like they are not understanding what this entails. Like, they want to make a living with their art and be self employed, but on the other hand they treat it like they are still only doing some commission on the side.
Like him bitching about this job having no retirement plans, insurances and so on... you are self employed you moron. You want to be your own boss? Then you have to take care of that stuff yourself. The only reason you don't have any of that is because you haven't signed any contracts for it.though after checking his patreon I am not sure how he is planning to make that his job anyway, you could make more money digging through trash cans and looking for bottles
Which pony would youuse as a pillowevery night?
>>27323501
wrong one
>>27323526
None.But I'd let my waifu use my chest as a pillow and wrap my arms around her
>>27323517
>this huge rambling rant for $287 per month
This is actually pretty sad
>>27323526
the sun would be raised too late every morning since I tend to sleep long
>>27323550
I'd be thankful to make that much
>>27323526
I would use Red Ribbon as anextra squishybody pillow.
I've been waiting to touch a pony all day.
>>27323440
Another day, another autist on the internet
>>27323562
Get any full-time job at all and you'll make three to four times as much
>>27323562
It's a nice extra but if you are living on your own and actually have to pay bills it's a joke. That is not even close to being a sufficient amount to live on and take care of stuff like insurances
>>27323561
Good choice my nigga.
>>27323580
>in this economy
Depending on where he lives, that might not be an option. Or he just thinks flipping burgers is "beneath" him.
>>27323562
>$287 a month
Let's set the bar a little higher for ourselves, what do you say
>2016 Cannes Film Festival sales slate
>Lionsgate’s Cannes roster includes the Hasbro co-production My Little Pony: The Movie
>now this
Who is ready for the first teaser?
>>27323594
>McDonald's literally told its employees to get a second job.
>>27323594
>flipping burgers
I was that 19 year old asshole
That was because I already finished vocational school. GOOD THING ALL THE ENTRY LEVEL JOBS ARE AVAILABLE AND TOTALLY RELEVANT TO YOUR SKILL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Sudden influx of underwear sales in Equestria.
>Ponies don't usually wear anything.
Why does this happen?
>>27323620
The sudden influx of humans.
>>27323606
Also
When a film studio brings a film to a sales slate, that means they’re effectively selling the rights to continue the production and distribution of the film. In this case, since it’s being done at a film festival and not a corporate boardroom, they probably have some portion of it (i.e., the script, concept artwork, maybe some animatics) to show off in front of a larger audience and not just some projected numbers about how they are doing.
Basically, Lionsgate is no longer interested in doing this alone and wants to see who else is interested in helping with the movie.
With some luck Dreamworks would buy this.
Worst scenario, Sony pictures entairtainment takes over the project
>>27323606
Are they gonna show us today?
Ponuts
With sprinkles
Filly says mares sleep tonight with hooves of bone, they will awake with hooves of steel.
>>27323625
is this going to be like a real movie?
Mare couldn't get out of bed with some heavy ass hooves.
algum poni BR?
>>27323655
00:29 Lord Seba[22]: omg won brazolu -.-
>>27323580
>got an interview for a Java dev job
>it doesn't seem like a good company, also they're offering a minimum wage and I already have a job
>purposefully make a logic mistake in the test so they don't choose me
>they still called saying I did great and asking me if I'm still interested in the offer
The worst thing is that my current job is so dull that I'm actually considering quitting just for the heck of it.
>>27323677
Fuck off luna, we know that you shitpost in your dreams too
>>27323681
>Software dev job
>minimum wage
what
>>27323681
>Skilled labor
>Minimum wage
Jesus what?
>>27323696
yeah this
what the hell man
it's easily 10 an hour range at least
>>27323706
10 an hour is pretty darn close to minimum wage.
>>27323712
Where are you living that minimum wage is almost $10
What is the filly's name.
>>27323718
minimum wage is 9/hr in california
>>27323721
Colt.
>>27323718
Minimum wage is 8.25 here in NV. 10 really isn't much of a step up. To me, anything under 12/hr feels more like a high school summer job than a career,
>>27323721
A filly has no name.
>>27323681
Ask them who their favorite pony is
If they don't answer or say Rainbow Dash, you know they'd be a terrible company to work for.
>thread right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDIGaiNO270
>inb4 that guy is in California and 15$ IS the minimum wage
>>27323743
but I'm in california and it's 9 bucks
>>27323758
Its moving up to 15 by 2020.
>>27323730
Anon will give a fillies' cutie mark back if she tells him her name.
>>27323727
>NVwhoo i live in vegas
>>27323730
If a filly speaks her name, she will get her vision back.
>>27323681
>minimum wage for a dev job
That sounds like a fucking horrible company, why would you ever want to work there?
![22d770a950bd21c0de27efdd540b1a3c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0rjpNwA.jpg "22d770a950bd21c0de27efdd540b1a3c[1]")
>>27323790
>R-Really!?
>>27323785
I never ever want to meet you IRL. Funny how that works, isn't it?me too tho
>>27323785Did you used to use the name Sapphire by chance?
Filly could really use a wish right now.
Wish right now.
Wish right now.
>http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/05/mid-season-hiatus-confirmed-starts-june.html
>Mid-season hiatus starts June 11.
JUST
This would confirm that we don't gonna to get another season until the movie
>>27323893
>>This would confirm that we don't gonna to get another season until the movie
Are you a fucking idiot or something
There's not gonna be a year-long mid-season hiatus
>>27323836the feeling's mutual
>>27323844no
Filly keeps resurrecting you.
You're the only one that can reach the high shelf.
>>27323893
>Cutie marks for the crusaders
>DT redeemed
>Dash attaining her dream
They are wrapping up multi year plot points like mad
Normally this would be a clear ramp up to a finale and curtain call with a movie, but they already confirmed a season 7 didn't they?
>>27323950
Funny how Season 6 has zero mention of the Elements of Harmony, the Harmony Tree, and Rainbow Power.
>>27323950
>but they already confirmed a season 7 didn't they?
Nope, the hiatus will end with the movie and the confimation of the S7 will appear in the end of the credits
>>27323950
>Twilight
Dream achieved.
>Dash
Dream achieved.
>Rarity
Dream achieved multiple times except maybe marrying a prince but that lasted 5 minutes.
>AJ
Still incompetent as a business owner.
>Fluttershy
Has no motivation or goals whatsoever.
>Pinkie
Probably achieves her dreams on a daily basis.
>>27323990
They're gonna spend the whole season wasting time with Glimmer before another plot point introduced in the finale sets the stage for S7.
It's a holding pattern season.
>>27324001
Why is Pinkie such a dream slut
>>27324025
Pinkie chases dreams like how Dash chases the Wonderbolts and Twilight chases hot monkey dick
Filly can't believe even she's making more money than you.
>>27324001
>AJ
>Still incompetent as a business owner.
She nearly lost her farm from that retarded competition with the Flim Flam brothers.
All they had to do was squeeze a fresh batch of cider after the competition, with the quality controls set back on, and Applejack would have been fuuuucked.
>>27324060
I don't even have an income.
>>27324060
At least I don't sell myself for cuddles or go on dates with anon's for money. Slut.
>>27324075
>not getting an allowance from your parents
anon what are you doing
>>27324064
All these years and I'm still bothered by this.
It's not just her pride on the line, she lost her families home.
AB would have lost her friends.
Saying no to the competition had no drawbacks.
And worst of all the Flim Flam brothers were right, her obsession with the old ways WAS worse than a new machine, she's holding back her farm for stupid reasons and didn't even learn a lesson from it.
>>27324084
I'd do that if I could.
>>27324094
If I was a cute filly that's all I'd do.
Go on dates with anon's and find a nice sugaranon to buy me pretty dresses and socks. Maybe some cute panties too.
>>27324088
I never had an allowance growing up. I'm still trying to find a job.
HIATUS
>pony.twilightasparkle.snuggle(anon)
Did it work?
why the fuck aren't you niggers posting cute ponies
>>27324166
[Pony overflow error]
>>27324206
Nice background image.
>>27324182
>Do I look like I know what a jpg is?
>>27324206
Yes. Cutest pony.
>>27324182
why don't you start
>>27324064
>>27324089
Apple Merchant is the worst pony of 'em all. She is actually just tricking them competition and holding prices high to make some money after fucking up at the Gala.
>>27324221
Also the poutiest.
Updated Synopsis for Spice Up Your LifePinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what “help” means.Sounds like a Cutie Map episode, I'm actually glad they didn't just drop that
>"Why ya'll ain't breeding?"
>>27324246
Pleasantly surprised it's not Manehattan again.
Filly is doing the thing.
My god.
It's beautiful.
>>27324250
Oh manehatten, what you do to me?
Bringing more lame jokes.
>>27324249
Be my american apple pie.
>>27324291
filly lyra is doing the thing
>>27324025
she's a lot of different kinds of slut
>>27324297
Filly has stolen your sock.
>>27324315
Twelve dollar Merlot? Is Pinkie trying to give me a goddamn headache?
>>27324319
FUCK YOU FILLY YOU'RE THE WORST
>>27324373
2011 tier
>>27324373
>that artist is so far into the SJW kool-aid he's practically breathing it
Sinfest used to be fun, once. Years ago.
>>27324381
old comics time?
>>27324349
What is it about angry ponies that makes me want to boop their snootles?
>>27324427
You're going to get bitten
Ponies are like fans.
You just keep booping them until you land on the setting you like.
>>27324394
I seriously cannot believe sinfest is still updating.Why did my favorite webcomics have to die?
>>27324394
Once. It was always kind of up its own ass
>>27324449
Better an early death than living so long it becomes a shell of itself.
>>27324433
That's why you bound and gag the ponies first.
>>27324468
it works on griffons too
Oh man, I just started rewatching ATLA for the first time
then I saw the abridged version again
and it's fucking killing me
>>27324373
>sinfest
ech
https://derpibooru.org/tags/cyoa-colon-life+in+ponyville
>>27324481
Why is horse bondage so great?
>>27324513
I don't even know who's that.
>>27324449
that's exactly what I thought when I saw the pic
I miss Sinfest
I still remember that comic with the reality field and everyone is playing with it going in and out of it and the Devil looks at it and yells ENOUGH and walks away
What did it mean
What if ponies were cute?
>>27324551
They would take over.
The ponies are already cute you mongoloid.
HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON
SURE IS PONY IN HERE ISN'T IT
>>27324761
MAGICAL PONIES
Daapi
>>27324788
>>27324815
And an ass of steel
>>27324788
https://fuwa.se/f/jDi5TN.webm
>>27324916
>"Are you SURE you're allowed in here?"
>>27324997
don't back sass me pony
Tell me MLPG: What was your nickname?
>>27324916
>>27324919
>>27324954
>>27324899
>>27324815
>>27324802
>>27324801
This pony is rather ugly.
>>27325021
Here, have your (You) and be happy. I'm feeling charitable today.
>>27325019
so does this mean this season is only going to be 13 episodes long again?
Is the ride ending?
>>27325037
It's already ended.
>>27325037
Don't ride fillies.
>>27325009shortstacks
>>27325037yes
>>27325037
I hope so.
>>27325009tinydick
>>27325057
Muffins is best pone.
>>27325032
It means that it's 26 episodes but there's a break
a horse, my kingdom for a horse
>>27325103
>>27325103
>>27325103
The many faces of Rainbow Dash!
![Arya-blind[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/g6zq2nP.jpg "Arya-blind[1]")
![pinkponysign[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MbAkDl2.jpg "pinkponysign[1]")
