Could Celestia rescue the human civilization?
This happened
>>27272653
If by rescue, you mean send Twilight to subjugate everyone, then yes.
>>27272653
I'm sure if they ended up being real they'd be an excellent outside force to rally the human race together, leading to a long and bloody war.
>>27272659
they HAVE to pray on a fucking toy shop. that's ridiculous.
>>27272653
It would be extremely painful.
No. We would probably prefer to annihilate ourselves than to come into subjugation by an outside species...and there is nothing wrong with that.
>>27273247
Some people need a fucking carpet, some others a dying emo man. To each his own autism, anon.
>>27272653
There is no Celestia, give all your love and shekels to the cutie map playset.
Don't forget to purchase Princess Twilight's Malibu Barbie Crystal Palace either.
We are making the show better.
>>27272653
should she?
>>27272653
No, bitch couldn't even save her own castle
>>27274250
This
The mental gymnastics that a colonial population has to go through to believe /itself/ would be better off colonized is fucking astounding. The idea that anyone takes that dynamic seriously could actually drive you crazy if you think about it too hard.
No.she should let us die. Humans would go there and be stupid, its the same problem we have here they would go there and not adapt to equestrian values they would push their own."thats racist" " you have magic privillege" all the while back stabbing goverments would study magic for the sole purpose of weaponizing it." well magic is a dangerous force and we feel threated by something we cant use, so we want to study it to ""DEFEND"" the ""PEOPLE"" :DDD。i wish sheeple would die though.
>>27272653
Humanity shall accept no alien overlords.
Humanity first and last.
>>27274647
And yet the human race is the laughing stock of the galactic federation as they watch us all bicker and fight each other instead of working together.
>>27274467
>let us die
>sheeple
Passanger jets aren't sptaying chemicals and the flouride in your water isn't hutring you.
>>27272653
No
Theres only one savior of humanity
>>27274746
This
>>27274814
Nigger, you're dumber than a bag of bricks.
This begs for "Princess Celestia vs President Donald Trump" green.
>>27274467
Pretty good bait. Almost fell for it.
>>27272653
Since Patachu's banned, he's drawing more often. Which really is a good thing, he needed that break and hope it'll last.
>>27276897
I'd write that, but not 'versus'.
maybe Celestia is behind Trump while Aliens are behind Clinton, this is all about conspiracies vs conspiracies!
All this for the world domination!
>>27272653
Yes, she could. By introducing an outside species, she would stir the humans into another war. War is what made us great.
>>27278979
>Hard times make strong men
>Strong men make good times
>Good times make weak men
>Weak men make hard times
>>27274746
there is no way an intelligent species can work together
>>27279009
Work makes you free.
>>27279896
>Arbeit macht frei
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>>27276897
We need a direct Celestia vs Kernav story.
Royalty and integrity versus globalization and degeneracy. But that would belong to /pone/ instead.
>>27281455
"Why isn't Equestria a multicultural society? Celestia is obviously racist, we need to bring Equestria to democracy!"
>>27279896
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Inb4 >>>/pol/
>>27281837
Some of us can still tell between slav autism and classy quoting.
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>>27281853
Except Orwell inspired a generation of conspiracy theorists and right wingers, to fear everything that looks like socialist. This is why I also call this thread /pol/ bullshit too.
Yes Muslims have their own religion.
YOU put a tree on your house for christmas and decorate it. Is this more absurd than praying wherever you can?
"Look it's like he's praying to ponies what a dumbass"
"Hey I'm this french right-winger, I need to draw something out of it, /mlp/ will LOVE it!"
This is just racist as fuck and I can't tolerate this on /mlp/.
I wonder why he didn't post this one yet on Derpibooru, so here it is!
https://derpibooru.org/1147820
>>27274265
No, racoonkun , Lumineko and other bullshit.
check out these deleted posts
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27272653/#q27282381
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>>27274258
Isn't that just a joke photo?
>>27282928
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>>27282928
Why delete them?
You brony fagots should go fuking shoot yourselves. Get a fuking lyfe u no lives
>>27272653
Human civilization could save itself it it only bothered to learn the Magic of Friendship.
>>27282165
>I can't tolerate this on /mlp/
There are other websites that agree with you, maybe try there?
>>27281467
Don't you dare, Celestia is Equestrias Trump. She made her country great.
>>27272653
Eventually yes though it would be a long and bloody road because there would be some that wouldn't embrace her.
>>27282165
the irony of a muslim sympathizer vehemently complaining about the art of a french artist
>>27272653
>"Certains de ces êtres humains sont absolument pathetiques."
>>"Some of these human beings are absolutely pathetic."
Indeed they are, Sunbutt, indeed they are.
Don't know where I'm going with this but I feel like writing.
>>27272653
>The sounds of battle grew quieter with each gun shot.
>Cracks and booms fade into a deathly quiet.
>You are Private Anon. Soldier of the Neo-Coalition Army.
>You are hurt bad, you grit your teeth as your pull yourself from under the bodies of your fallen comrades.
>You've been fighting the enemy over the last oil reserves that remain on Earth and today, you knew the world ended.
>You heard over your radio of reports of nukes dropping on major cities days before the battle over the oil reserves.
>And yet, we kept on fighting even though there was nothing left to fight for.
>What use was the oil for now? Everyone at home is dead.
>But we still had our orders.
>Do not let the enemy take the fields.
>You groan as you roll over you couldn't feel your leg.
>Sitting up, you see nothing but a mess of torn skin and muscle.
>Just looking at it increased the pain tenfold.
>Laying back down in the mud, you call out for a medic only to find your voice echo in the silence.Waiting for a reply that will never come.
>You lay there and watch the blue sky and few fluffy white clouds drift on by..
>Hey at least the weather held out.
>You try and take your mind off the pain.
>Hopefully death will be just around the corner.
>"Was it worth it?"
>A soft motherly voice breaks your trail of thought.
Hmm There's muslim users here on /mlp/ and across the fandom, that's not really pleasant I think.
>>27272659
I see nothing wrong with this
>>27274825
And that's gaben!!!!!
Hail the Christmas Salesssss!!!!!!
>>27283906
Even if there were terrorists among the migrants, does it justifies racism?
>>27285585
Yes, Islam is a disgusting religion
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>>27285585
I want the socjus and the cuck to leave this thread.
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>>27286097
Would you rather;
Celestia and her army invade Earth, win, and takes over.
or
Celestia and her army invade Earth, fail, and gets wiped the fuck out
>>27279009
Bich too much knowledge
Brain imploding now
>>27286305
the first one. to trigger the human autist.
>>27272653
no, because everyone wants her to pee in their mouths
>>27272653
Only for the humans who agreed to be turned into ponies.
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/26/the-conversion-bureau
>>27286305
Both are pretty stupid desu.
>>27272653
>Humans are offered adoption by ponies
>Many volunteer, even when they are relatively useless for society
>Ponies feel bad for humans after hearing horror stories
>Take them in
>No, humans, you are theinvadersrefugees
>>27284289
This is so sad, anon, but please continue.
>>27286305
Why would anyone not want to be pone?
>>27283707
fee fees could get hurt
>Celestia welcoming refugees in Equestria
Equestria is a millenial monarchy with seriously anchored culture and traditions. They will never accept Muslim immigrants there. Not a single chance.
>>27286305
Only Celestia could destroy the N.W.O.
>>27282326
The triggering in the comments! Hahaha! Jesus.
>>27279601
>implying
Guess we're just not intelligent enough, eh ?
>>27288756
She's not. It's saying "some of these human beings really are pathetic !"
>>27289351
>humans
>intelligent
apecattle is still cattle,anon
>>27272653
How many times does the show have to establish that Celestia can't get her shit sorted? How the fuck is she going to rescue human civilisation? Her subjects are barely aware of the existence of cultures outside Equestria (see; dragons, yaks, gryphons), and if she can't help them she's sure not wasting any time on civilisations beyond the collective knowledge of her entire world.
>>27289531
she's our last hope. the one prophet of friendship and harmony.
she willl die for Equestria.
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>>27289741
I know a pony who can do all those things and so much more.
>>27289531
We can't overcome our problems either. not all of them.
She's not real. She's not a God. Neither was Jesus, we all are but men.
But despite that she does her best.
>>27289779
That one would sooner purge us and a portion of her own kind for the sake of feeding her superiority complex than to help.
