CYOA GREENTEXT THREAD
FIRST DUBS DECIDES WHAT DO
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>You are standing in the middle of your library.
>What do?
>>27126688
Remember that I used to live in a comfy tree library and not a castle.
>>27126688
Allahu akbar
>>27126688
Go to sleep and end the adventure.
>>27126688
Go make and rape a mirror pool version of myself.
>>27126719
Reroll
>>27126731
Reroll.
>>27126688
anyway how ́s your sexlife?
>>27126688
Delete this.
>>27126688
Go on a mission to get these worthless wings off.
throw Spike out a window
>>27126833
Good riddance!
>>27126833
>You call out for Spike.
"SPIKE! GET OVER HERE. I NEED HELP WITH SOMETHING!"
>Spike comes to your beckoning, as expected.
>"Hey Twilight! What's up? Don't tell me you need help with organization today. We already did that today."
"I NEED HELP WITH MY AIM IN THROWING THINGS."
>"Twilight, I think you're better off, y'know, asking someone who knows more than me."
"BUT YOU'RE THE PERFECT CANDIDATE."
>"What?"
>You grab Spike with your assblast magic, and hold him up to your face.
"YOU ARE PERFECT."
>"TW-TWILIGHT?"
>Spike is sent hurtling through the window by the door.
>Since the window was small, Spike also took out some of the wall beside the window.
>You grin in pleasure as blood and shit now stains the hole where the window once was.
>You go outside.
>Ponies that where usually going about their business are now looking at you, and Spike's dead corpse.
>Spike's head was demolished from the impact.
"Oh my Celestia! I don't even know what happened! Spike's had a terrible headache. I was only trying to help him get over the pain."
What will you do to try and get out of this situation? Same rules apply.
>>27126960
Cry and apologize to spike not knowing what came over you.
>>27126960
Go back in time to stop yourself from throwing Spike in the first place.
Furiously masturbate
>>27126960
Go through the mirror and try to replace your counterpart there.
>>27126998
Reroll
>>27126960
Get possessed by Spike's ghost
>>27126960
>Run
>>27126960
Freeze everybody who saw and throw them into an active volcano.
>>27127004
Reroll
>>27127004
Reroll
>>27126960
Cry immensely then Clone an even better Spike from the remains.
>>27126960
Magic yourself back in time and not kill spike
>>27126960
Reveal to everyone it was just a stunt and Spike is just fine.
>>27126751
i can't tell you, it's confidential.
>>27126960
Necromance sum magic shit at spikes corpse.
>>27127087
Cry immensely then
>>27127087
>>27126688
ha ha, what a story Mark!
>>27127103
Reroll.
>>27126960
Go back in time and prevent yourself from killing Spike, then in your guilt become Rarity and invite him on a date.
>>27126960
Start a magical chain reaction to separate all atoms on the planet.
>>27126960
Blame it on quesadillas
>>27127117
NECROMANCY REROLL HARDER.
>>27127118
Reroll
>>27127133
>You quickly look around, all the ponies are drawing nearer as you try to think of ways to cover it up.
>"Is.. he dead?" says a pony which poked the shattered, bloody and shitty remains of Spike.
"No, he's not dead. He just... ATE TOO MANY QUESADILLAS!"
>The ponies look at you with suspicion.
>"Our own Twilight Sparkle just.. murdered her helper!"
>"Yeah, we liked him!"
"NO. SEE? LOOK AT HIM. THERE'S A QUESADILLA RIGHT THERE, AND SOME SHIT SMEARED ON IT AS WELL."
>The ponies now notice that Spike has a quesadilla mysteriously poking out of his asshole.
>Gruesome to the ponies.
>Pleasurable to you.
>"Somepony call the princesses! She's gone mad! She might kill us all!"
What do?
>>27127200
Mind control all of them. Bend them to your will.
And then FUCK them.
>>27127200
Build an IMPENETRABLE book fort.
>>27127200
Present self. Lewdly.
>>27127200
Go to Sugercube Corner and steal all of the sweets
>>27127200
Remind them that you are also the princess of slam dunks.
>>27127200
Teleport to AJ's, consume cider
>>27127277
>You think of an even better way to convince them all to leave you alone.
"HEY, I AM THE PRINCESS OF SLAM DUNKS, AND YOU ALL SHOULD LEAVE ME ALONE IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE SUCH BITCHES ABOUT IT. FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE, WOULD'JA?"
>This seems to deter some ponies, some just go on their way and the ones that remained fainted.
>Seems like your day will go just fine now, nobody to bother you anymore.
>Wanting to dispose of Spike, you simply eat him raw right there on the spot.
>Tastes like literal shit.
>Probably because you just ate his shit.
>Pleasurable.
>Wanting to do something else now, since Spike's shit didn't satisfy you enough, and you don't want to eat his bones, you decide to go to Sugarcube Corner.
>Maybe something or someone there will satisfy your needs.
>You arrive at the pastry shop, but there's a line of ponies that goes out the door.
What do?
>>27127335
Cut through the line,secretly vomit Spike's body into the oven and escape out the bathroom.
>>27127335
Unleash a ghastly alicorn fart to clear the way
>>27127335
Find Pinkie Pie.
>rape
>>27127377
>Not wanting to have to deal with the line, you turn 360 degrees and then another 180 degrees and promptly bend over.
>You are going to do some motherfucking room clearing.
>You let out a ghastly alicorn fart which penetrates through the line of ponies like a bullet through jello.
>All the ponies begin bleeding from their nose.
>They can't handle the smell.
>But to you, it is pleasurable.
>All the ponies waiting in the line fall over, now dead because of your ghastly anal escape.
>This pleasure needs to continue.
>You casually step on the bodies as you walk through the door, breaking it off it's hinges.
>You see that Mrs. Cake is at the counter, but her head is lying on the counter, with blood coming out of her nose.
>Pleasurable, but not enough.
>You need to find Pinkie Pie.
>You need more pleasure.
>You walk into the kitchen, to find Mr. Cake lying on the ground with blood pouring out of his nose.
>Not enough pleasure.
>You cum from the thought of what you're going to do to Pinkie.
>You don't notice as your piss water falls on the two baby cakes, helplessly flailing about on the ground, wailing, obviously confused by what happened and why their father is leaking booboo juice everywhere.
>You continue to search the premises.
>No sign of Pinkie.
>You need to find a way to get Pinkie Pie to appear before you, for the ass will be yours for the taking.
>You shudder at the thought of the pleasure you will gain.
What do?Should have mentioned, but if you manage to roll a 69 it will be added on to the story. Though, now we must find Pinkie.
>>27127460
Shove the Baby Cakes into vagina and/or ass. Then say you need a party, a party to die for.
>>27127460
Summon pinkie from a satanic ritual with the help of your Jackie Chan tulpa
>>27127500
>You decide there is no other choice.
>There must be a way to find Pinkie.
>You summon Jackie Chan,
>"HERRO, DIS JACKIE CHAN. YOU WANT FIND PONK? I HERRP YOU FIND ZA PONK."
>Gaining a Jackie Chan tulpa was the best idea.
>"OK, I JUST TAKE DEEZ TWO CHIRDREN AND DEN I SHOVE DEM UP MY ANUS. MY HOLY NIPPON ANUS!"
>Your anus hungers, too, but this must work.
>Pinkie trots in, and walks in on you shaking the babies midair while Mr. Cake is lying dead on the ground.
>"Heya Twilight! Whatcha doing here? And what's Mr. Cake doing on the ground?"
>She goes into his face.
>"You can't have a party on the ground, silly!"
>No response.
>Pinkie is suspicious.
>"Twilight, what are you doing with the babies? You need to be super duper gentle with them.
>You turn to Pinkie.
"I NEED SHOVE BABY UP JACKIE CHAN ANUS. I SEE YOU WANT PRAY GAME TOO, PONKO."
>You forcefully grab Pinkie and bend her over with your magic.
>"Twilight, what are you-AAAAA!"
>You shoved the babies, both of them, into Pinkie's ponut.
>Pinkie's asshole starts to tear as the babies' screams are muffled.
>Pinkie's hair goes flat, and Pinkie starts crying like a baby too.
"YOU RIKE DAT, ASSHORR SRUT?"
What do?
>>27127568
die
>>27127577
>You feel something hurt.
>Your left leg hurts, and you don't know why.
>Also, why do you feel lightheaded?
>It's not like anything could go wro
...
>You are Anonymous.
>You wake up from an odd dream.
>Being in this ponyland sure has gotten to you.
>You're pretty sure you were Twilight Sparkle, and you murdered Spike and several bystanders in the dream.
>Not to mention, you also shoved babies up Ponko Pone's asshole.
>And you can't even explain why you've gotten a boner and why you feel lighthe
...
>Ninny Cis. E was a young boy who had been diagnosed with cancer a week back.
>It was terminal 7 brain cancer.
>He had spent his last hours on 4chan, shitposting on that fucking pony board.
>He hadn't realized his last words to ever be heard by the world was "die" in response to a CYOA on /mlp/.
>Nobody missed him.
Thanks for playing! I shall see you all another day.
>>27127577
Choke on a shard of glass you shit
>>27127627
thank you! i do my best to entertain.
>>27127648
i'm honored to have this capped! thanks!
>>27127778
No problem
